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Bart: Howdy, Buzz.

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How's it going?

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Remember me?

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Buzz: What's your name?

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Bart: Bart. Bart Sibrel.

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Buzz: Would you give your name to my assistant?

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Assistant: Oh, I'd love a card.

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Bart: Yeah, I've got one for you and one for your lawyer.

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To sue me. I hope you do.

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Assistant: Yeah, well, we wouldn't want to sue you.

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Bart: I'd love to go to court to show the 'window shot'.

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Buzz: I know you like to get a lot of attention, wouldn't you?

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Bart: Well you're the one getting money for

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something you didn't do.

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Buzz: (laughs)

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You're getting a lecture for walking on the moon

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when you didn't. That's called being a thief.

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Assistant: You go figure out your life.

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Why don't you go figure out your own life?

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Bart: That's called being a thief.

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Do you think you can get to heaven

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without repenting?

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Why don't you swear on the Bible

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that you walked on the moon?

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Assistant: Leave us alone... Please?

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Buzz: Why don't you turn this off?

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Assistant: Yes.

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Buzz: Turn it off.

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Bart: Why don't you swear on the Bible

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that you walked on the moon?

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Assistant: Let's go.

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Buzz: Will you tell him to get out of here?

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Bellman: Sir, this is a hotel.

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Buzz: We'll call the police.

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Bart: We paid...

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Buzz: C'mon in here, we'll call the police.

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Bellman: Sir, you cannot solicit on this property.

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Bart: Why don't you swear on the Bible that

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you walked on the moon?

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Bellman: Sir, I have nothing to do with this...

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But you can NOT solicit on this property.

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Bart: We just paid for the penthouse to shoot up there.

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Buzz: See what I mean?

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Bart: (To cameraman) Keep, keep... Keep shooting!

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You gotta keep shooting, man.

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Okay, you can put it on your shoulder. Don't be shy.

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Assistant: Come with me, Buzz.

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Buzz: You really like attention, don't you?

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Bart: You're the one who said you walked on the moon

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when you didn't. Calling the kettle black.

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If I ever thought of ... misrepresented...

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Buzz: Will YOU get AWAY from me?

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Bart: You're a coward, and a liar, and a thief... (punched)

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(Longer versions of this video includes Bart asking his cameraman: "Did you get that on camera?" at this point).