WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.932 Hey guys, 00:00:00.932 --> 00:00:02.875 so throughout my life I've been called a lot of different things. 00:00:02.982 --> 00:00:04.132 You are amazing. 00:00:04.132 --> 00:00:05.388 You're like the coolest dude I know. 00:00:05.388 --> 00:00:07.699 Man, you're the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. 00:00:07.699 --> 00:00:09.179 Both of you. 00:00:09.179 --> 00:00:10.473 Aww man, you're great. 00:00:10.473 --> 00:00:11.704 Hey, what are you guys talking about? 00:00:11.704 --> 00:00:13.096 Fuck off loser! 00:00:13.486 --> 00:00:15.415 Hey man, you're really great. 00:00:15.415 --> 00:00:16.268 Naw, not me, you're... 00:00:16.268 --> 00:00:19.365 But the one thing I can't stand is when people call me lazy. 00:00:19.365 --> 00:00:20.152 I am not lazy. 00:00:20.152 --> 00:00:24.011 If anything I'm the opposite of that. I'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy... 00:00:24.011 --> 00:00:26.196 Ah I'll figure it out another time. 00:00:26.196 --> 00:00:28.590 Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and I still have my pajamas on, 00:00:28.590 --> 00:00:30.186 but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker. 00:00:30.186 --> 00:00:32.078 Oh hey bro, you think you could do the dishes? 00:00:32.078 --> 00:00:37.150 Umm, yeah, I would, but I just, uh, I don't want to, so... 00:00:37.150 --> 00:00:39.011 Hey, you think you could give me a hand with this? 00:00:39.011 --> 00:00:41.540 Naw... I don't think so... 00:00:41.540 --> 00:00:43.775 Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight? We're going clubbing. 00:00:43.775 --> 00:00:52.086 Sorry bro, I would but, umm, my dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp. 00:00:52.086 --> 00:00:55.429 Wow. If you didn't want to go you could've just said so, jerk. 00:00:55.429 --> 00:00:59.353 Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy. 00:00:59.353 --> 00:01:01.535 Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes. 00:01:01.535 --> 00:01:03.518 But I don't really think that being lazy is a bad thing. 00:01:03.518 --> 00:01:06.324 Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much in high school because I was too lazy to study, 00:01:06.324 --> 00:01:07.771 and I cheated to get good grades. 00:01:07.771 --> 00:01:09.283 But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right? 00:01:09.283 --> 00:01:11.631 And I know most parents and teachers that see this will be like, 00:01:11.631 --> 00:01:15.036 "If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself. You won't learn anything being lazy." 00:01:15.036 --> 00:01:16.156 That's not true at all! 00:01:16.156 --> 00:01:17.768 If you're cheating, you're learning how to problem solve. 00:01:17.768 --> 00:01:20.383 For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade, 00:01:20.383 --> 00:01:23.773 sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things, 00:01:23.773 --> 00:01:27.228 or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem. 00:01:27.228 --> 00:01:29.030 And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test, 00:01:29.030 --> 00:01:34.384 I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher. 00:01:34.384 --> 00:01:35.608 But it also goes the other way as well. 00:01:35.608 --> 00:01:37.995 If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F. 00:01:37.995 --> 00:01:39.505 You deserve an F because you're not smart enough. 00:01:39.505 --> 00:01:41.636 Not smart enough to cheat the right way. 00:01:41.636 --> 00:01:42.680 I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:44.572 I believe that lazy people are the smartest people. 00:01:44.572 --> 00:01:47.230 Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today. 00:01:47.230 --> 00:01:51.255 I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well. 00:01:51.255 --> 00:01:55.476 Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own dishes. 00:01:55.986 --> 00:01:58.068 Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine? 00:01:58.068 --> 00:02:01.508 Wow, you're so lazy you can't even wash your own clothes. 00:02:01.508 --> 00:02:03.844 Or what about the guy who came up with the idea of the car wash? 00:02:03.844 --> 00:02:08.685 Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that? 00:02:08.685 --> 00:02:11.169 It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car. 00:02:11.169 --> 00:02:13.780 Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task. 00:02:13.780 --> 00:02:15.906 And I don't know about you guys, but I think they're absolutely brilliant. 00:02:15.906 --> 00:02:19.616 So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance, 00:02:19.616 --> 00:02:22.477 I'm standing up for all of you. 00:02:22.477 --> 00:02:25.660 Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know? 00:02:25.660 --> 00:02:29.480 So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad, 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:30.654 don't get mad, don't get sad. 00:02:30.654 --> 00:02:34.141 Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud from the brightest cloud, 00:02:34.141 --> 00:02:35.393 and even you, one day... 00:02:35.393 --> 00:02:40.492 That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel like writing anything else. 00:02:40.492 --> 00:02:41.268 Just watch the video. 00:02:41.268 --> 00:02:43.962 Too lazy to light a simple candle, 00:02:43.962 --> 00:02:47.371 he found a way around it. 00:02:47.371 --> 00:02:48.947 They were too lazy to drive, 00:02:48.947 --> 00:02:53.078 so they came up with a new way to get places faster. 00:02:53.078 --> 00:02:55.437 Cut from his high school basketball team, 00:02:55.437 --> 00:02:56.892 he locked himself in his room and cried, 00:02:56.892 --> 00:03:00.946 because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball. 00:03:01.699 --> 00:03:02.491 His girlfriend broke up with him, 00:03:02.491 --> 00:03:03.770 but instead of chasing after her, 00:03:03.770 --> 00:03:08.309 he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him. 00:03:08.309 --> 00:03:09.301 He was studying to become a doctor, 00:03:09.301 --> 00:03:13.902 but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time. 00:03:15.212 --> 00:03:16.487 When their movie series were coming to an end, 00:03:16.487 --> 00:03:18.819 instead of not being lazy and starting a new series, 00:03:18.830 --> 00:03:20.972 they split their last movie into two parts, 00:03:21.077 --> 00:03:23.393 and made way more money that way. 00:03:24.877 --> 00:03:26.036 They didn't know how to end their movie, 00:03:26.036 --> 00:03:27.958 so they let you do it for them. 00:03:28.715 --> 00:03:31.236 He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb 00:03:31.236 --> 00:03:35.192 and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class. 00:03:37.882 --> 00:03:40.612 If you've never been lazy and done things the easier way, 00:03:40.612 --> 00:03:43.911 you're probably not that smart.