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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.93,0:00:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so throughout my life I've been called \Na lot of different things.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.98,0:00:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like the coolest dude I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.39,0:00:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you're the greatest friend \Nanyone could ever ask for.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.70,0:00:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Both of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.18,0:00:10.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww man, you're great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.47,0:00:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what are you guys talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.70,0:00:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fuck off loser!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.49,0:00:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey man, you're really great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.42,0:00:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naw, not me, you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.27,0:00:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the one thing I can't stand is \Nwhen people call me lazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.36,0:00:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not lazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.15,0:00:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anything I'm the opposite of that. \NI'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.01,0:00:26.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah I'll figure it out another time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.20,0:00:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and \NI still have my pajamas on,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.59,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh hey bro, you think \Nyou could do the dishes?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.08,0:00:37.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, yeah, I would, but \NI just, uh, I don't want to, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.15,0:00:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you think you could \Ngive me a hand with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.01,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Naw... I don't think so...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight? \NWe're going clubbing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.78,0:00:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry bro, I would but, umm, \Nmy dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.09,0:00:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. If you didn't want to go \Nyou could've just said so, jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.43,0:00:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.54,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't really think that \Nbeing lazy is a bad thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much \Nin high school because I was too lazy to study,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.32,0:01:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I cheated to get good grades.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.77,0:01:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.28,0:01:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I know most parents and teachers \Nthat see this will be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself. \NYou won't learn anything being lazy."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.16,0:01:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're cheating, you're learning \Nhow to problem solve.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.77,0:01:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.38,0:01:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.77,0:01:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.23,0:01:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.03,0:01:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.38,0:01:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it also goes the other way as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.61,0:01:37.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.100,0:01:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You deserve an F because you're not smart enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not smart enough to cheat the right way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.64,0:01:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.68,0:01:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe that lazy people are the smartest people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.57,0:01:47.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.23,0:01:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.26,0:01:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even \Nwash your own dishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.99,0:01:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.07,0:02:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, you're so lazy you can't even \Nwash your own clothes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.51,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or what about the guy who came up with \Nthe idea of the car wash?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.84,0:02:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.68,0:02:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.17,0:02:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.78,0:02:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't know about you guys, but I think \Nthey're absolutely brilliant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.91,0:02:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.62,0:02:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm standing up for all of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.66,0:02:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.48,0:02:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't get mad, don't get sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.65,0:02:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud \Nfrom the brightest cloud,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.14,0:02:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and even you, one day...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.39,0:02:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel \Nlike writing anything else.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.49,0:02:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just watch the video.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.27,0:02:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too lazy to light a simple candle,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.96,0:02:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he found a way around it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.37,0:02:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were too lazy to drive,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.95,0:02:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they came up with a new way to get places faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.08,0:02:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut from his high school basketball team,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.44,0:02:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he locked himself in his room and cried,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.89,0:03:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.70,0:03:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His girlfriend broke up with him,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.49,0:03:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but instead of chasing after her,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.77,0:03:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.31,0:03:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was studying to become a doctor,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.30,0:03:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.21,0:03:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When their movie series were coming to an end,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.49,0:03:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of not being lazy and starting a new series,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.83,0:03:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they split their last movie into two parts,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.08,0:03:23.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and made way more money that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.88,0:03:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't know how to end their movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.04,0:03:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they let you do it for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.72,0:03:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.24,0:03:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you've never been lazy and done things \Nthe easier way,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.61,0:03:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're probably not that smart.