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Hey guys,

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so throughout my life I've been called 
a lot of different things.

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You are amazing.

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You're like the coolest dude I know.

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Man, you're the greatest friend 
anyone could ever ask for.

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Both of you.

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Aww man, you're great.

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Hey, what are you guys talking about?

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Fuck off loser!

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Hey man, you're really great.

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Naw, not me, you're...

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But the one thing I can't stand is 
when people call me lazy.

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I am not lazy.

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If anything I'm the opposite of that. 
I'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy...

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Ah I'll figure it out another time.

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Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and 
I still have my pajamas on,

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but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker.

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Oh hey bro, you think 
you could do the dishes?

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Umm, yeah, I would, but 
I just, uh, I don't want to, so...

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Hey, you think you could 
give me a hand with this?

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Naw... I don't think so...

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Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight? 
We're going clubbing.

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Sorry bro, I would but, umm, 
my dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp.

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Wow. If you didn't want to go 
you could've just said so, jerk.

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Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy.

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Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes.

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But I don't really think that 
being lazy is a bad thing.

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Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much 
in high school because I was too lazy to study,

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and I cheated to get good grades.

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But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right?

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And I know most parents and teachers 
that see this will be like,

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"If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself. 
You won't learn anything being lazy."

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That's not true at all!

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If you're cheating, you're learning 
how to problem solve.

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For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade,

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sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things,

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or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem.

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And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test,

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I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher.

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But it also goes the other way as well.

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If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F.

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You deserve an F because you're not smart enough.

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Not smart enough to cheat the right way.

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I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:

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I believe that lazy people are the smartest people.

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Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today.

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I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well.

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Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even 
wash your own dishes.

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Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine?

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Wow, you're so lazy you can't even 
wash your own clothes.

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Or what about the guy who came up with 
the idea of the car wash?

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Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that?

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It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car.

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Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task.

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And I don't know about you guys, but I think 
they're absolutely brilliant.

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So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance,

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I'm standing up for all of you.

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Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know?

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So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad,

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don't get mad, don't get sad.

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Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud 
from the brightest cloud,

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and even you, one day...

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That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel 
like writing anything else.

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Just watch the video.

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Too lazy to light a simple candle,

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he found a way around it.

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They were too lazy to drive,

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so they came up with a new way to get places faster.

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Cut from his high school basketball team,

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he locked himself in his room and cried,

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because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball.

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His girlfriend broke up with him,

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but instead of chasing after her,

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he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him.

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He was studying to become a doctor,

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but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time.

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When their movie series were coming to an end,

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instead of not being lazy and starting a new series,

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they split their last movie into two parts,

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and made way more money that way.

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They didn't know how to end their movie,

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so they let you do it for them.

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He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb

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and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class.

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If you've never been lazy and done things 
the easier way,

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you're probably not that smart.