0:00:00.000,0:00:00.932 Hey guys, 0:00:00.932,0:00:02.875 so throughout my life I've been called [br]a lot of different things. 0:00:02.982,0:00:04.132 You are amazing. 0:00:04.132,0:00:05.388 You're like the coolest dude I know. 0:00:05.388,0:00:07.699 Man, you're the greatest friend [br]anyone could ever ask for. 0:00:07.699,0:00:09.179 Both of you. 0:00:09.179,0:00:10.473 Aww man, you're great. 0:00:10.473,0:00:11.704 Hey, what are you guys talking about? 0:00:11.704,0:00:13.096 Fuck off loser! 0:00:13.486,0:00:15.415 Hey man, you're really great. 0:00:15.415,0:00:16.268 Naw, not me, you're... 0:00:16.268,0:00:19.365 But the one thing I can't stand is [br]when people call me lazy. 0:00:19.365,0:00:20.152 I am not lazy. 0:00:20.152,0:00:24.011 If anything I'm the opposite of that. [br]I'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy... 0:00:24.011,0:00:26.196 Ah I'll figure it out another time. 0:00:26.196,0:00:28.590 Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and [br]I still have my pajamas on, 0:00:28.590,0:00:30.186 but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker. 0:00:30.186,0:00:32.078 Oh hey bro, you think [br]you could do the dishes? 0:00:32.078,0:00:37.150 Umm, yeah, I would, but [br]I just, uh, I don't want to, so... 0:00:37.150,0:00:39.011 Hey, you think you could [br]give me a hand with this? 0:00:39.011,0:00:41.540 Naw... I don't think so... 0:00:41.540,0:00:43.775 Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight? [br]We're going clubbing. 0:00:43.775,0:00:52.086 Sorry bro, I would but, umm, [br]my dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp. 0:00:52.086,0:00:55.429 Wow. If you didn't want to go [br]you could've just said so, jerk. 0:00:55.429,0:00:59.353 Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy. 0:00:59.353,0:01:01.535 Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes. 0:01:01.535,0:01:03.518 But I don't really think that [br]being lazy is a bad thing. 0:01:03.518,0:01:06.324 Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much [br]in high school because I was too lazy to study, 0:01:06.324,0:01:07.771 and I cheated to get good grades. 0:01:07.771,0:01:09.283 But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right? 0:01:09.283,0:01:11.631 And I know most parents and teachers [br]that see this will be like, 0:01:11.631,0:01:15.036 "If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself. [br]You won't learn anything being lazy." 0:01:15.036,0:01:16.156 That's not true at all! 0:01:16.156,0:01:17.768 If you're cheating, you're learning [br]how to problem solve. 0:01:17.768,0:01:20.383 For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade, 0:01:20.383,0:01:23.773 sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things, 0:01:23.773,0:01:27.228 or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem. 0:01:27.228,0:01:29.030 And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test, 0:01:29.030,0:01:34.384 I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher. 0:01:34.384,0:01:35.608 But it also goes the other way as well. 0:01:35.608,0:01:37.995 If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F. 0:01:37.995,0:01:39.505 You deserve an F because you're not smart enough. 0:01:39.505,0:01:41.636 Not smart enough to cheat the right way. 0:01:41.636,0:01:42.680 I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: 0:01:42.680,0:01:44.572 I believe that lazy people are the smartest people. 0:01:44.572,0:01:47.230 Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today. 0:01:47.230,0:01:51.255 I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well. 0:01:51.255,0:01:55.476 Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even [br]wash your own dishes. 0:01:55.986,0:01:58.068 Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine? 0:01:58.068,0:02:01.508 Wow, you're so lazy you can't even [br]wash your own clothes. 0:02:01.508,0:02:03.844 Or what about the guy who came up with [br]the idea of the car wash? 0:02:03.844,0:02:08.685 Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that? 0:02:08.685,0:02:11.169 It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car. 0:02:11.169,0:02:13.780 Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task. 0:02:13.780,0:02:15.906 And I don't know about you guys, but I think [br]they're absolutely brilliant. 0:02:15.906,0:02:19.616 So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance, 0:02:19.616,0:02:22.477 I'm standing up for all of you. 0:02:22.477,0:02:25.660 Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know? 0:02:25.660,0:02:29.480 So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad, 0:02:29.480,0:02:30.654 don't get mad, don't get sad. 0:02:30.654,0:02:34.141 Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud [br]from the brightest cloud, 0:02:34.141,0:02:35.393 and even you, one day... 0:02:35.393,0:02:40.492 That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel [br]like writing anything else. 0:02:40.492,0:02:41.268 Just watch the video. 0:02:41.268,0:02:43.962 Too lazy to light a simple candle, 0:02:43.962,0:02:47.371 he found a way around it. 0:02:47.371,0:02:48.947 They were too lazy to drive, 0:02:48.947,0:02:53.078 so they came up with a new way to get places faster. 0:02:53.078,0:02:55.437 Cut from his high school basketball team, 0:02:55.437,0:02:56.892 he locked himself in his room and cried, 0:02:56.892,0:03:00.946 because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball. 0:03:01.699,0:03:02.491 His girlfriend broke up with him, 0:03:02.491,0:03:03.770 but instead of chasing after her, 0:03:03.770,0:03:08.309 he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him. 0:03:08.309,0:03:09.301 He was studying to become a doctor, 0:03:09.301,0:03:13.902 but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time. 0:03:15.212,0:03:16.487 When their movie series were coming to an end, 0:03:16.487,0:03:18.819 instead of not being lazy and starting a new series, 0:03:18.830,0:03:20.972 they split their last movie into two parts, 0:03:21.077,0:03:23.393 and made way more money that way. 0:03:24.877,0:03:26.036 They didn't know how to end their movie, 0:03:26.036,0:03:27.958 so they let you do it for them. 0:03:28.715,0:03:31.236 He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb 0:03:31.236,0:03:35.192 and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class. 0:03:37.882,0:03:40.612 If you've never been lazy and done things [br]the easier way, 0:03:40.612,0:03:43.911 you're probably not that smart.