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Türkçe versiyon

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Deniyorlar ki her madalyada iki taraf var.

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Kesinlikle katılıyorum.

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Bir yandan şehirdeki en lüks ve tatlı

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restoranda bir iş bulursun.

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Ama diğer yandan bu yediğin yemeklerin kalitesini etkilemez.

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Bir yandan bir restoranın sevgili misafirisin.

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Ama diğer yandan asla senin hakkında

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gerçekten düşündüklerini bilmeyeceksin.

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Bir yandan senin dünyanın en güzel

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ve sakin yerde olduğunu inanıyorsun.

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Ama diğer yandan...

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- Kapariyle dana eti![br]- Evet, Şef!

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İki tarhun alabalık tabak!

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- Senya, beşamelim nerede?[br]- Hemen, Şef, 20 saniye!

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Ya sen? Niçin etrafında duruyorsun?

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(tabaklar kırılıyor)

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En sonunda, bir yandan iki saat geç kaldın

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ve inanıyorsun ki çarmıha gerileceksin.

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Ama diğer yandan...

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Tavuk Popo, seni seviyorum!

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Geç kaldı. Kazandım. Bahis yapan herkes, para ver.

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Çabuk, çabuk!

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Sen bu rahatsız gün ruh halımı iyileştirdin yüzünden

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sana çok önemli, ve daha özellikle, sosyal işe yararlı bir görev ödüllendiriyorum:

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Sen...

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- ...bakkaliye getireceksin.[br]- Ama Şef...

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- Neyse bir şey değil; bu kalbimin derinliklerinden.[br]- Şef, düşündüm ki yemek pişirecekmişim.

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İyi, bak. İki varolmayan kabiliyetine güvendin:

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düşünmek ve pişirmek. Yürü!

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Nastya, senin yüzünden bir anda bir kalp krizi geçireceğim.

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Şef, bir kız şef için kelime ne? Şefine?

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Doğa Ana'nın hatası.

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Ah, yan restorandan Doğa Ana'nın hatası yemek salonunda oturuyor.

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Niçin sinsice dolanıyor?

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- Ona niçin sormalıyım mı?[br]- Gerek yok.

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- Ne istedi?[br]- Bir kahve.

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Bu kadar mı?

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Bu ne? Bir kahvehane mi?

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- Şef, ondan korkuyor musunuz?[br]- Yok ya. Niye?

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Sadece ayakkabı bağı çözüldü.

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- Ne? Dün işten seni atmadılar?[br]- Ah, her şeyden önce, iyi günler.

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İkinci olarak sigara içmek sağlık için kötü.

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Üçüncü olarak kim bu uzmanı atmak istiyor?

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Dur! Gidebilirmemi yüzden çok üzgün müydün?

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Seni özlersin?

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Çünkü mükemmel gecemizi hatırlıyorsun!

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Selam, Aynura.

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Sen, dinle. Eğer herhangi bir kişi şeyimiz hakkında bilirse ben...

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- Viktoriya Sergeyevna![br]- Evet, Kostya?

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Viktoriya Sergeyevna, bardaki sikiperi yine kırılmış.

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Dün sana, "Tamirci aramak zorundasın," söyledim.

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Şu an kendi kendine problemi tamir etmek zorundasın.

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- Sikiperi kırılmış mı?[br]- Evet. Çalışması nasıl olduğunu biliyor musun?

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Ne bilmeliyim?

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Geçen işimdeki sikiperi her gün kırılmış.

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İstifa ettim, ve şimdi kim onu tamir ediyor, bilmiyorum.

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Baksana, benimkini tamir edebiliyor musun?

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Karşılığında bakkaliyenin hepsini getireceğim.

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İyi, tamam.

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Böylece getirme görevi bitirdi. Son bir şey, bir sikiperi ne oluyor be?

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- İyi günler![br]- Merhaba!

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- Buraya ne getirdin?[br]- Bu, işimdir.

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Restoranımıza şık tabak takımlarını götürdüler.

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Onlar yüklenirken yerinizde bir yarım saat harcamak istedim.

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Evet, iyi sofra takımı hep yararlı.

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Peki, herhangi bir şey istemiyor musunuz?

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Ah, dedim ki zaman harcamak istedim, intihar etmek istemedim.

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- Şakam komik değil mi?[br]- Evet, ve boşver!

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Herkes kadınların şaka yapmayabilirdiğini

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ve pişirmeyebildiğini bilir.[br](Nastya gülüyor)

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