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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,English version
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.94,0:00:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) As they say, there are two sides to every coin.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I absolutely agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.94,0:00:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On one side, you get a job at the trendiest
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.77,0:00:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tastiest restaurant of the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.75,0:00:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the other, it made no impact on the quality of what you eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.28,0:00:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On one side, you are respectable patrons of an elite restaurant,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but on the other - you will never find out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.92,0:00:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how they really treat you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.95,0:00:49.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On one hand, you think you are at the most gorgeous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.99,0:00:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and peaceful place on earth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.38,0:00:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the other…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.50,0:00:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - Veal "Palantine" with capers!\N- Yes, Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.23,0:01:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - Two trouts "Tarragon"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.28,0:01:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - Senya, where is my Bechamel (sauce)? \N-- Right away, Chef. 20 seconds!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.27,0:01:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) What are you standing here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.21,0:01:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sound of falling plates)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.64,0:01:13.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) Lastly, on one side, you are two hours late
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.34,0:01:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you think you will be crucified,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.39,0:01:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but on the other…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.90,0:01:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Butthead... I love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.100,0:01:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was late. I win!\NEveryone who bet, fork it over!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.50,0:01:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry, hurry! \N(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you have improved my mood in such a horrible day,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.24,0:01:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i’m rewarding you with a very important, and more significantly , socially useful work.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.24,0:01:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.11,0:01:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...unload groceries. \NMax: - But Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.25,0:01:42.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - And don’t thank me. It’s straight from my heart!\N- Chef, I thought I would cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.63,0:01:46.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Look at you. You relied on your two non-existent abilities
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.05,0:01:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– to think and cook. March!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.99,0:02:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nastya, I will end up with a heart attack thanks to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.38,0:02:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef, what’s the word for a female Chef? \NChefess?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.24,0:02:14.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mistake of nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.84,0:02:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the mistake of nature\Nfrom the neighboring restaurant\Nis sitting in the dining lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.69,0:02:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) What is she sniffing here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.11,0:02:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Do you want me to ask?\NChef: - Do not!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.71,0:02:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) What did she order?\N(Nastya) Coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.96,0:02:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That’s it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.61,0:02:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) What are we? A coffee house?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.76,0:02:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Chef, are you afraid of her?\N- Yeah right! Why would I be?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.10,0:02:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My shoelace was untied.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.01,0:02:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vika: - You didn't get fired yesterday?\N- Well, first of all, good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.15,0:02:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Secondly, smoking harms your health.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.38,0:03:00.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thirdly, who would fire such a specialist? \NVika: - Haha
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.46,0:03:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... Were you really upset that I might leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.72,0:03:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will miss me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.02,0:03:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In memory of our wonderful night!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.83,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Ainura!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.99,0:03:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, If anyone here finds out \Nsomething happened between us, I will...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.26,0:03:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(voice from the kitchen) - Viktoria Sergeevna!\N- Yes, Kostya.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.06,0:03:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Viktoria Sergeevna, the C-keeper at the bar broke down again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.18,0:03:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you yesterday that you need to call a repairman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.24,0:03:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you’ll have to fix the problem on your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.52,0:03:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So the C-keeper is broke?\N- Yes. Do you know how they work?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.27,0:03:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s there to know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.50,0:03:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At my last job, the C-keeper broke down every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.98,0:03:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I left. I don’t know who fixes it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.46,0:03:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L-listen, c-can you fix mine?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.66,0:04:00.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In return, I’ll unload everything for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.26,0:04:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.73,0:04:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) So, the unloading problem is solved. The only thing left is to find out what a C-keeper is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.95,0:04:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good day!\N- Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.86,0:04:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What brings you here?\N- Work.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.54,0:04:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They brought chic dish sets to our restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.95,0:04:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While they’re offloading, I decided to kill a half hour at your place.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.18,0:04:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, good tableware often helps.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you ordering anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.12,0:04:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I said I wanted to kill time - not myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.85,0:04:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bad joke, huh?\N- Never mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.82,0:04:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody knows there are two things women can’t do -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.51,0:04:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– joke and cook.\N(Nastya laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.50,0:04:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that a cup of disgusting coffee won’t keep you for too long
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.67,0:04:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at our horrible restaurant. \NGood bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.89,0:04:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps, I will order.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.97,0:04:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.34,0:05:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Partridge Fricassee. \NChef’s signature dish. How intriguing!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.10,0:05:04.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sasha, take this lady's order.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.52,0:05:12.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chickenhead! She calls herself a Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.71,0:05:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She worked in India!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.57,0:05:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There they roll any trash in curry and call it food.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.10,0:05:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is my knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.78,0:05:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here? \NWeren't you designated to unload groceries?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.19,0:05:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything is fine there. \NI just need to get to the bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.27,0:05:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Who took my knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.96,0:05:38.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I repeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.47,0:05:41.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who took MY knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.50,0:05:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.64,0:05:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senya, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.68,0:05:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senya, buddy, is it you who took my knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.24,0:05:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senya: - No. \NChef yelling: - Then who?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.72,0:06:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Here it how it is, invalids.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.01,0:06:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until you find my knife, none of you will go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.70,0:06:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Understood?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.81,0:06:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sasha) Chef, I punched a Partridge Fricassee.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.12,0:06:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef yelling) I won’t cook anything until my knife is found!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.62,0:06:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(he slams the door)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.92,0:06:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, everybody looks for the knife. Get to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.32,0:06:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, what is the problem? \NWhy don't we buy the same knife quickly?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.52,0:06:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buy? Do you have any idea what kind of knife it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.76,0:07:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it now? We cannot just buy the same knife.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.95,0:07:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is up with you? Go on – look for the knife!\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.96,0:07:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell does this C-keeper look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.27,0:07:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wow, that’s a C-Keeper?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.16,0:07:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was a cash register.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.69,0:07:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kostya, make two espressos, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.76,0:07:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Floppy Ears, what are you doing there?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.37,0:07:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m the new bartender. \NThey fired Kostya because he doesn’t know shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.16,0:07:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah right, who are you trying to fool? \NI saw you in the kitchen. You’re a cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.72,0:07:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have many talents, but at heart I’m a bartender.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.20,0:07:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sound of breaking glass)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.23,0:07:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bottle is half empty. The till is not right! \NWhat do you want? Coffee?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.03,0:07:48.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, make two espressos, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.32,0:07:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He calls himself a bartender!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.24,0:08:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of here! I’ll do it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.96,0:08:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perhaps, a cup of tea?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.32,0:08:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You just asked me that 10 minutes ago. \N- Well, maybe you want one now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.69,0:08:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you mind finding out how things are with my order?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.03,0:08:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Nastya) Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.93,0:08:30.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So? Will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.76,0:08:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, you want to know right now! Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.32,0:08:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great. It’s not ready! Let me please Dmitriy Vladimirovich.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.97,0:08:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His favorite Chef refuses to cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.05,0:08:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door slams)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.39,0:08:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rejoice! You’ll have a new Chef soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.81,0:08:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, provided that the old one \Ndoesn’t cook his damn Fricassee.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.44,0:08:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let’s make it ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.22,0:09:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Lyova) If we cook his signature dish, \Nhe’ll c-cook u-us...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.02,0:09:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Senya) He’ll devour us! You’re right. \NBetter not risk it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.66,0:09:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) And if we don’t make it, he will be fired!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.50,0:09:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Senya) That's right! \NWe have to make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.66,0:09:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or you’re right. I’m confused now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.79,0:09:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Lyova) No, i-it’s a bad idea!\NI-its...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.59,0:09:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) As out captain used to say:
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.56,0:09:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Better to crap your pants during the storm, than because of the weather forecast”!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.31,0:10:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz): Very good!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.78,0:10:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) Is that good or bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.49,0:10:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz): What idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.44,0:10:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lyova: - Is she eating it?\N- Of course she is! Why wouldn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.69,0:10:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Miss! \NCould you come here for a second?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.88,0:10:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Waitress: - Yes?\N- Could you please call your head Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.23,0:10:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ainura): Oh God, she said something to Sasha!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.50,0:10:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Louis speaks with a French accent) \NMaybe she asked for a second helping?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.15,0:10:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guest…the guest requests the Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.14,0:10:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I w-warned you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.28,0:10:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You jinxed it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.23,0:10:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Go to the Chef’s office!\NSenya: - Why me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.13,0:10:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Nadya) Go! Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.24,0:10:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Senya) I was against it from the very beginning. \NIt was Fedya's idea. He should go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.88,0:10:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) Hello? Why me? Lyova, you go! \NYou're his right hand man. He won’t do anything to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.65,0:10:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-i... a-am n-not going! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.18,0:11:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) Louis should go. He's got nothing to lose.\NAnyway, he’s just a... Frenchman!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.02,0:11:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Senya) Listen – let’s send Chef an sms.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.08,0:11:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) Write!\NWe’ll all end up writing
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.62,0:11:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resignation letters!\N(Senya): Hell no!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.92,0:11:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Nadya) Don’t panic!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.24,0:11:11.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(arguing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.48,0:11:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.38,0:11:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef! Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.24,0:11:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.10,0:11:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That attractive lady from the future \Nneighboring restaurant is asking for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.11,0:11:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one that you fancied.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.74,0:11:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ainura, don’t talk nonsense! \NI didn’t fancy anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.78,0:11:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She hasn’t left yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.21,0:11:35.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How may I be of help?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.04,0:11:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have tried your Fricassee.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.95,0:11:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.32,0:11:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, truthfully?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.02,0:11:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I liked it. \NYes, it’s a good recipe.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.91,0:11:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s not really a recipe. \NWe didn't want to throw away partridge leftovers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.35,0:11:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.51,0:12:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it is nice to leave your place in good health.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.84,0:12:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Are you leaving already?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.37,0:12:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How unfortunate! \NYou know I have absolutely no time left.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.04,0:12:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Chef’s signature dish took too long to cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.58,0:12:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.85,0:12:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As if my stolen knife was not enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.35,0:12:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they ruined my signature dish too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.76,0:12:35.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here! All of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.77,0:12:43.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Lyova) Chef... w-we...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.37,0:12:45.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) Chef, we did it for the better!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.02,0:12:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t give a damn what you wanted. \NDo you know what she said about your Fricassee?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.80,0:12:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That it was disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.41,0:12:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Senya) Chef, that’s exactly what I told them.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.18,0:13:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The chef’s signature dish is disgusting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.06,0:13:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You! Invalids!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.26,0:13:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(slams the door)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.69,0:13:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kostya, did you fix the C-Keeper?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.91,0:13:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but I'm working on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.47,0:13:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you doing here?\NMax - Fixing the C-Keeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.67,0:13:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Get out of the bar! \NOut, I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.24,0:13:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Artyom, call Kostya quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.37,0:13:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you standing there? Out of the bar!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.64,0:13:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, ok. What’s gotten into you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.97,0:13:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Vicktoria Sergeevna?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.65,0:13:58.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kostya, is this normal? \NWhy is there a mess and outsiders in the bar?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.16,0:14:02.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it’s just that…he was fixing the C-Keeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.26,0:14:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.03,0:14:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, where’s the cognac then?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.88,0:14:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don’t know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.00,0:14:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then who knows? Kostya, do I need to fire you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.60,0:14:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was there. I saw it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.45,0:14:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.36,0:14:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.99,0:14:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen – where’s the congnac?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.30,0:14:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Max: - What cognac?\NKostya: - The 20,000 ruble cognac.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.39,0:14:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,20,000? Oh wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.91,0:14:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are screwed, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.47,0:14:57.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Kostya) It is you who is screwed, dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.100,0:15:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, big bull, are you messing with me? \NThe taller you are the harder you fall. \NHave you ever heard that before?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.40,0:15:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Buddy, I will rip you apart! \NDo you know how many years I’ve been boxing?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.98,0:15:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I’m so sick of it! \NWhy does everything always get fucked up?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.94,0:15:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't I ever, not even once, have a normal day?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.08,0:15:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.09,0:15:34.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(commentator) Spartak is at the penalty corner, \NCSKA is in defense...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.71,0:15:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ari with the ball, he kicks..
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.74,0:15:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goal!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.79,0:15:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.76,0:15:42.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(commentator) \NLiterally in the last minutes of the match!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.44,0:15:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well done, Ari! Akinfeev had no chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.72,0:15:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is no good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.74,0:15:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) Are you deaf or what? I haven’t seen your cognac!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.08,0:15:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, the bottle was right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.98,0:16:02.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surprised?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.43,0:16:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re lucky that you caught me off-guard. \NI would have nailed you for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.13,0:16:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Kostya) I don’t understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.47,0:16:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(c-keeper turns on)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.69,0:16:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, Kostyan, by the way, I did fix your C-Keeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.44,0:16:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kostya: - Sorry, buddy!\NMax: - I don't need your apology!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.12,0:16:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You owe me, buddy, got it?\NBig time!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.13,0:16:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you looking at? Make me something fresh. \NMy head is spinning.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.52,0:16:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Kostya sighs) Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.70,0:16:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef speaks to the fish) \NSo what do I do now, Arkadiy?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.67,0:16:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t come out like nothing happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.04,0:16:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or can I?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.68,0:16:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hide it somewhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.17,0:16:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you all standing around for, lazybones? \NHave you found the knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.72,0:16:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Louis replies in French): No.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.60,0:17:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - Lyova come here.\NLyova: - Yes, Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.20,0:17:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya whistles) \NSyoma: - What?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.67,0:17:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What’s wrong with you? Are you nuts? \NWhy did you take it? He’ll cut you open!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.32,0:17:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) I didn’t take it. It was inside of the fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.25,0:17:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, I better hide it before Chef sees it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.50,0:17:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey butthead! Why did you leave this dirty box here?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.91,0:17:56.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it a way! Quickly!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.75,0:17:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unbelievable.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.32,0:18:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - Lyova, have you found the knife?\N- Not yet, Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.97,0:18:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: Did you look everywhere?\NLyova: E-e-everywhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.02,0:18:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Well, keep looking! Maybe someone was cutting something and left the knife there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.34,0:18:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inside a fish, for example.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.74,0:18:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-i-in a fish?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.50,0:18:18.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Okay, in some MEAT! \NHow would I know? Look everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.98,0:18:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-yes, Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.71,0:18:36.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz) Oh God! What an idiot! Hide the knife! If the chef sees it, he’ll circumcise you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.71,0:18:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s better he finds it himself. Hide it! Hide it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.54,0:19:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, have you found it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.19,0:19:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Lyova) Chef, w-w-we looked everywhere, i-i-it isn’t anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.100,0:19:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was a fish here. Where did it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.40,0:19:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fedya) They took it to the dining lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.64,0:19:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sasha) Chef, they are asking for you. \NThey found a knife inside a fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.82,0:19:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what? It happens. \NOnce we found a monkey inside a shark.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.24,0:19:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.52,0:19:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) Well, something needs to be done. \NTwo screwups in two days.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.95,0:19:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be fired for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.42,0:19:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.42,0:19:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Guest) Good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.47,0:19:54.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m the head Chef of this restaurant. \NI was told you wanted to see me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.84,0:19:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I did. Would you explain to me what this is?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.20,0:19:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef: - This is...\NMax: - Please, allow me, Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.34,0:20:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) What?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.26,0:20:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) Allow me to tell the guests what you once told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.24,0:20:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Max: - Good evening. \NGuest: - Good evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.25,0:20:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) Here is a unique recipe with more \Nthan a thousand years of history.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.58,0:20:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, lets go back to the times of crusades.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.84,0:20:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,War. Hunger. It is 1107. Godfrey of Bouillon passes through the Bosphorus
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.91,0:20:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and invents a unique way of cooking fish,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.64,0:20:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by skewering it on the blade of a sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.51,0:20:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The evenly heated blade gives the fish \Na refined flavor and aroma.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.34,0:20:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.52,0:20:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.93,0:20:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I am saying. \NIt is truly culinary poetry!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.71,0:20:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Max: - Chef, did I miss anything?\NChef: - No, it’s all correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.13,0:20:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excuse me, can I have the same fish?\NChef: - In a minute. Max, with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.97,0:20:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy your meal!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.37,0:20:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Guest) Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.22,0:20:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef, you called me by my real name.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.85,0:20:53.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Oh yeah, forgive me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.23,0:20:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Butthead, if you ever go to the dining lounge again \Nwithout my permission, you are fired!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.20,0:21:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Max: - Understood.\NChef: - Make sure they don't steal the knife.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.21,0:21:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima laughs) I did warn you. \NThat’s all, bye. I can’t right now. I told you I can’t.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.22,0:21:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Dima, what happened? \NVika, are you quitting?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.66,0:21:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it on, Vika!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.98,0:21:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dmitriy Vladimirovich, God only knows \Nwhat’s going on in this restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.44,0:21:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a woman, I cannot oppose Victor Petrovich,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.22,0:21:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(phone rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.14,0:21:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he breaks all the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.08,0:21:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) Enough! I told you I can’t right now. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.08,0:21:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to run. Please, Vika, wrap it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.74,0:21:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, okay. Maxim Lavrov started as a cook \Nin the kitchen yesterday. I want him fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.81,0:21:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) I see? Why? Is he a complete idiot?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.67,0:21:55.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vika) Yes. Today he made a mess in the bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.64,0:21:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smashed a bottle of liquor, glasses, \Nand broke the coffee machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.09,0:22:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Kostya, is that true?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.46,0:22:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, actually it's my fault. \NI asked Max to fix the C-Keeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.12,0:22:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, he did fix it.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.80,0:22:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The coffee machine is working and \Nthe bottle was almost empty.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.12,0:22:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) Well, thank God, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.52,0:22:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The C-Keeper works. I love happy endings like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.23,0:22:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, everything’s alright. I gotta run...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.99,0:22:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vika) No, everything is not alright. \NHe also approached some guests in the dining lounge.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.27,0:22:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) I asked him to do that. \NWe presented a new dish.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.76,0:22:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He’s a good guy overall. Quick-witted.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.10,0:22:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) He is fine. \NHe doesn't look dump if he doesn't smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.01,0:22:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything else, Vika?\N(Vika) Yes. Today he also started a fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.48,0:22:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) Did he? \NI don’t like savagery in our restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.51,0:22:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it true?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.32,0:22:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) We were just fooling around.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.99,0:22:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Vika) Fooling around? Fooling around…\NHold on, I filmed the whole thing. Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.41,0:22:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) Thanks to Vika, who films everything in her life.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.98,0:23:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sound of the video) Max, are you filming? \NStop it! (music playing)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.65,0:23:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Sh-h-h…We are not done watching it yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.07,0:23:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) Yeah. We find it interesting too.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.52,0:23:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max in the video) Such beauty should be documented.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:07.57,0:23:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) We still haven’t finished watching it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.87,0:23:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dima) I like it. I love this kind of movies. Arms, legs, screams. Hehehe.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.35,0:23:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As if it is a fight? It’s not a fight – you did even resist.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.84,0:23:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, there’s no reason to fire him for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.89,0:23:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much. I hope that you won’t bother \Nme over such trifles anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.47,0:23:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(phone rings) Yes! \NGood bye to all. Not to you, idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.36,0:23:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you whining about? Yes, I hear you. \NYes, yes. Speak. (leaves)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.98,0:23:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chef) Here is the thing, fools. \NDon’t let anybody else find out about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.45,0:23:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vika is a bitch, of course, \Nbut she’s not the worst art director.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.58,0:23:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She still has to work here. Understood?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.55,0:23:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Max) There you have it. \NThere are two sides to every coin.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.70,0:23:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day everything can turn around.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.51,0:23:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one you liked starts to hate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.49,0:24:09.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one who hit you in the face becomes your friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.64,0:24:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The one who seemed like an angry tyrant becomes less so.