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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.79,0:00:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.25,0:00:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had two dreams in my life\Nwhen I was little.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.79,0:00:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first one was to become a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.25,0:00:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the second was to get rid of\Ninequality because I thought it unfair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.75,0:00:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that to become a comedian was\Na possibility, even a conceivable dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.75,0:00:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while other people less fortunate than me,\Ncould even imagine such an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.75,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because as Oscar Wilde once said,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.50,0:00:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In a nation, there's\Na part of the population
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.50,0:00:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that think more about money than the rich
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.50,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and those are the poor people."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.99,0:00:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The poor people can't think\Nof anything else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.25,0:00:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what the curse of being poor is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.96,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first dream came true.\NBut the second hasn't yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.04,0:00:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told myself I would find a technique
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.54,0:01:02.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to eradicate the inequalities:\Nmarry a billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.25,0:01:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I calculated that if 7 billion people\Neach married one of 1827 billionaires:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.63,0:01:11.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the basis\Nof joint ownership of property,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.25,0:01:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in only one generation,\Nwe would be able to eradicate inequality.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.21,0:01:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm not an expert in probability.\NI'm better in statistics.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.75,0:01:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I calculated that today
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.09,0:01:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had one chance out of 6 of marrying\Nsomeone who suffered from hunger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.75,0:01:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And was not anorexic: malnourished.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.96,0:01:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One chance in 4 of marrying someone\Nwho earned less than $1.25 per day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.50,0:01:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A very, very poor person\Nfrom Asia or Africa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One chance in 2 of marrying someone\Nwho earned less than $2 a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, even in Europe,\Nyou don't earn much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one chance in...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.50,0:02:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8 millions of marrying a billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.25,0:02:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is there anyone here who earns\Nmore than 10 millions euros a year?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.25,0:02:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One again, a room full of poor people.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.25,0:02:13.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.63,0:02:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, it's not so bad; we're may be poor,\Nbut we're are happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.00,0:02:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, a billionaire. Let me explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.25,0:02:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because for poor people,\Nthese figures may appear a bit vague.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.25,0:02:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A billionaire is someone\Nthat has 999 million more than 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.75,0:02:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are only 1826 of them\Nin the world. That's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.52,0:02:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be animals\Nthat would be a preserved species.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.25,0:02:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.75,0:02:48.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's that reason we don't have the right\Nto kill them for their fur.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.25,0:02:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.75,0:02:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or even make sushi out of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.25,0:02:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The wealthiest man\Nin the world is Bill Gates.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.75,0:03:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second wealthiest\Nis Carlos Slim Helú.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.25,0:03:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He owns 15% of Mexico.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.75,0:03:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He owns the phone companies,\Nhotels, television networks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.25,0:03:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a result, better not play\Na killer game of Monopoly with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.38,0:03:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mine, mine...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.26,0:03:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.00,0:03:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And following behind, Warren Buffett.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.50,0:03:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway,\Nan investment fund.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.75,0:03:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He buys shares and sells them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.25,0:03:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hasn't manufactured anything,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.21,0:03:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hasn't invented anything,\Nhe has 50 billions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.26,0:03:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Warren.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.51,0:03:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.75,0:03:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He never changes his car.\NHe still lives in the same house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.75,0:03:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He married the cafe waitress\Nfrom across the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.50,0:03:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He only traveled one time in his life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.52,0:03:44.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He went to China, and didn't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.50,0:03:48.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And his thing is to eat\Na T-bone steak on Fridays.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.01,0:03:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's number 3 of 7 billionaires.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.50,0:03:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when he dies, he will leave\Nall his fortune to Bill Gates.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.76,0:03:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.25,0:04:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For his charity.\NThey repaint the schools.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.76,0:04:06.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.50,0:04:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, but pretty darn well\Nwith a paintbrush.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.51,0:04:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.96,0:04:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's going to give\Neverything back to the poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.96,0:04:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't understand that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.25,0:04:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He spent his whole life\Nliving off the work of the poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.88,0:04:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't pay them much.\NAnd he more or less succeeded.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.46,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at the end, what does he tell them?\N"Surprise, it was only a joke?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.01,0:04:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.25,0:04:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was not necessary to exploit people\Nif you didn't want to earn money.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.21,0:04:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like people who catch\Nand release fish for pleasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.94,0:04:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then release the fish in the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.75,0:04:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fair-play, noble gesture.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.75,0:04:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I personally don't think\Nthat's a noble gesture.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.00,0:04:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to humiliate a fish\Nand to pierce its mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.92,0:04:54.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Warren impoverishes people just for sport.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.76,0:04:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.96,0:05:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're going to say,"It's\Na good idea to get rid of inequalities."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.36,0:05:03.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what should you do\Nto marry a billionaire?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.75,0:05:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very easy.\NYou should study the Forbes' list.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.21,0:05:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It comes out every year
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.50,0:05:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the names of billionaires\Nin descending order and with their photos.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.51,0:05:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I made posters.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.50,0:05:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George Clooney, he's the best looking,\Nbut he's not on the list.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.23,0:05:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.25,0:05:28.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There''s Hugh Grant.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.00,0:05:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not that one. The other one.\NThat one is a poor guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.99,0:05:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His namesake.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.25,0:05:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.49,0:05:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the CEO of Monsanto.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.25,0:05:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To become a billionaire,\Nyou only need to have a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.50,0:05:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had the idea of getting a patent\Non grains, seeds, apples.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.23,0:05:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He only had to think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.75,0:05:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the Forbes List, there's no actors,\Nfootball players, no singers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.50,0:05:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a clown.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.50,0:06:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guy, a man from Quebec,\Nthe creator of Cirque Du Soleil.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.75,0:06:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's number 1006.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.25,0:06:07.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's not bad for a fire-eater.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.96,0:06:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's a real billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.04,0:06:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His last vacation, for his birthday,\Nhe went to Soyuz.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.75,0:06:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not in Russia. It's higher. In orbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.50,0:06:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't know, but it's uncommon\Nto take a vacation on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.92,0:06:26.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't really tell you how to recognize\Na billionaire in one evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.71,0:06:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is really no sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.75,0:06:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the contrary, I can tell you\Nhow to recognize a poor person.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.75,0:06:37.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If he's wearing brands that you recognize.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.21,0:06:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The little Ralph Lauren horse,\Na Rolex, a Porsche, that's a poor guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.25,0:06:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A billionaire has no external sign\Nof being rich. At least not on himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.25,0:06:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abramovitch, the Russian billionaire.\NHis external sign of being rich's Chelsea.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.75,0:06:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.75,0:06:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The English football club.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.75,0:07:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I made some notes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.50,0:07:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I made you a good one\Nso not to discourage you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.74,0:07:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Larry Ellison.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.42,0:07:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the CEO of Oracle\Nand Java on computers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.79,0:07:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a free thing.\NWho knows how he did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.29,0:07:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.50,0:07:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What "oh" he's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.75,0:07:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, there's still others.\NYou're going to be sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.25,0:07:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.25,0:07:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,George Soros.\NHe invented the hedge funds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.25,0:07:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, he ruined\NEngland, the franc.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.29,0:07:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And at this time, he love the euro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.75,0:07:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pay attention, the best progress of\Nthe year is thanks to whom?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.75,0:07:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to us: Zara.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.04,0:07:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amancio Ortega,\Nfourth richest in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.76,0:07:44.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does anyone speak Spanish?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.50,0:07:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He just lost his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.28,0:07:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.74,0:07:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.21,0:07:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look out men...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.63,0:07:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.75,0:08:01.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.75,0:08:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Jacqueline Mars of Mars.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.75,0:08:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of "a Mars and it sets off". It's hers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.03,0:08:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's super nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.22,0:08:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know who it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.52,0:08:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.75,0:08:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy that I'm here\Nto show you the nice ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.75,0:08:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without me, you would only be\Ngood for marriages for love.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.72,0:08:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.50,0:08:30.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lakshmi Mittal. He manufactures steel.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.46,0:08:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His best business is Kazakhstan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.75,0:08:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He bought a part of the country,\Na whole region.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.50,0:08:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The iron and coal mines, the factories,\Nthe electric power plant, the railroads.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.25,0:08:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a result, he was given\Na gift to the people.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.24,0:08:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.74,0:08:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's normal it's a commercial gesture.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.75,0:08:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every year, he goes around the world\N10 times with his jet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:08:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine the mileage?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.25,0:08:59.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.25,0:09:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He must have earned a free trip by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.51,0:09:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On Pluto.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.75,0:09:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To have discussions with billionaires\Nyou have to be able to talk to them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.25,0:09:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to know a little about their lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.50,0:09:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the Forbes list there are\Nbillionaires whose jobs we know about:
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.17,0:09:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ingvar Kamprad, the CEO of Ikea.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.75,0:09:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know he builds furniture.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.75,0:09:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, he cuts them down,\Nand he puts them in very small boxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.75,0:09:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because as a child, he was very poor.\NHe sold matches.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.75,0:09:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that remained with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.96,0:09:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, there are CEOs,\Nthat frankly we don't know anything about.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,," What does your husband do?"\N"Algorithms."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.25,0:09:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What?"\N"He invented Google."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.03,0:09:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an algorithm.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.75,0:09:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One enters a word in a search\Nengine, and thanks to PageRank
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.00,0:09:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a line of code of 2 billion terms\Nwith 500 millions variables,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.54,0:09:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the information\Ngoes into the computer wires,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.75,0:09:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a data center in the region.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.33,0:10:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are server farms.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.79,0:10:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's air conditioned\Nbecause it can't be too hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.38,0:10:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And thanks to an electric signal,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.96,0:10:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the information is transmitted\Nto your computer via fiber optics.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.25,0:10:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's funny is that it takes\Nless than two seconds for a full circuit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.75,0:10:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's instantaneous.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.25,0:10:18.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My husband is the 20th richest\Nof 7 billionaires, he's really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.41,0:10:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, frankly, when he talks...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.25,0:10:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.22,0:10:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't understand a word.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.22,0:10:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beware of scams.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.50,0:10:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the Forbes list,\Nthere are few African billionaires.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.25,0:10:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very few African billionaires,\Nthey couldn't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.51,0:10:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, they try.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.25,0:10:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, in Ethiopia,\Nthey're the ones who invented coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.50,0:10:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coffee, now that's a great invention.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.98,0:10:54.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the top traded\Nagricultural product in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.25,0:10:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The problem is they didn't register it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.51,0:10:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.75,0:11:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a result, they don't see color in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.00,0:11:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where as Nestle is made by the Swiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.30,0:11:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They registered it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.23,0:11:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.50,0:11:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why you have to like\Nopera in order to marry a billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.46,0:11:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But whatever you do,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.58,0:11:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you must read the women's\Nsupplement of the Financial Times.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.04,0:11:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's titled "How to spend it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.25,0:11:25.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What am I going to do\Nwith that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.76,0:11:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That really exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.75,0:11:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Above all, you have to\Nto learn to speak the lingo,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.75,0:11:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sweetheart? Did you\Nsee the keys to the Falcon?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.52,0:11:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to run an errand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.75,0:11:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While I think of it, don't you think\Nthat we should trade in the plane?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.75,0:11:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like flying in last year's model.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.92,0:11:44.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's feels like flying in an old dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.25,0:11:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The last model of the Bombardier:\Ntoo cutesy, makes you think of a keychain.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.84,0:11:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,60 square meter all in leather.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.75,0:11:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know that it's the only jet
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.50,0:11:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,capable of going around the world\Nwith only one stopover.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.46,0:11:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an awesome way to\Nto go visit the kids at school."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.71,0:12:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think that 95% of the world\Npopulation has never been on a plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.50,0:12:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's not bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.75,0:12:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's worth saying the remaining 5% are
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.57,0:12:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ones who have\Na blast and who pollute.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.58,0:12:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But as a result, regarding the poor,\Nthey did a cute thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.25,0:12:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In India, near Delhi,\Nthey set up decommissioned Boeing plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.25,0:12:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And for 125 rupees,\Nthe equivalent of 3 euros,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.54,0:12:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on weekends, they take\Ntheir families on a plane ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.25,0:12:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were their Sunday best saris.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.49,0:12:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They tear off their tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.84,0:12:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a steward,\Nairline hostesses, a captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.98,0:12:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are served a drink and tray meals.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.50,0:12:38.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are given safety instructions,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.50,0:12:45.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ladies and gentlemen,\Nwelcome aboard Air Nowhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.00,0:12:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please fasten your seat belts.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.50,0:12:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to attach the\Nseat belt like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.50,0:12:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should also know\Nthat you manufactured them."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.75,0:12:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.50,0:13:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In case of depressurization,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.94,0:13:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, very unlikely, we have air masks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.79,0:13:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going to give you\Nthe life jacket spiel.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.50,0:13:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's done for the wealthy,\Nthey don't like having no hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.63,0:13:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But frankly, they ought to have\Nput a pair of skis, goggles, and a tuba.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.04,0:13:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would have been the same thing."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.25,0:13:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the same, except they don't fly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.63,0:13:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well at the end of 2 hours,\Nwhen they get off the plane,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.63,0:13:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they are happy anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.25,0:13:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like in Gaza.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.76,0:13:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no zebra in their zoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.25,0:13:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they paint the donkeys.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.75,0:13:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They cover them with scotch tape\Nto stay in the lines.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.25,0:13:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, they do a hell of a job\Nwith a paintbrush.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.21,0:13:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The billionaires invented\Nan incredible thing. It's a slot machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.96,0:13:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's quite a good thing\Nthat we aren't familiar with
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.50,0:13:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where a bit of money from each person\Nin the whole world quickly disappears.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.75,0:14:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, they're the last,\Nand they're hopeful.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.25,0:14:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The vacuum cleaner\Nthat doesn't lose its power."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.50,0:14:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Dyson, who's a billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.25,0:14:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.75,0:14:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you know how to marry a billionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.75,0:14:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How to talk to them, learn\Nto understand and to like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.25,0:14:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that it will be you\Non the Forbes list next year.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.75,0:14:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 2009, at the beginning\Nof the crisis, there were 793.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.50,0:14:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, there are 1,826 billionaires.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.79,0:14:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that tomorrow,\Nwe will be the 7 billionaires on the list.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.29,0:14:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)