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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.32,0:00:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Koliko ste puta danas\Nupotrijebili riječ "fenomenalno"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.36,0:00:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jednom? Dvaput? \NSedamnaest puta?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.50,0:00:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sjećate li se što ste opisivali
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.86,0:00:11.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kad ste upotrijebili tu riječ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.21,0:00:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ne, i mislila sam, \Njer svodi se na ovo:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.45,0:00:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Netočno koristite tu riječ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.36,0:00:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i nadam se da ću vam\Nvečeras pokazati
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.42,0:00:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kako vratiti "fenomen" \Nu "fenomenalno."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.51,0:00:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nedavno sam večerala \Nna terasi kafića.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.33,0:00:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Konobar je prišao našem stolu,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.24,0:00:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,upitao nas jesmo li \Nondje već večerali,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.79,0:00:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i ja sam rekla: "Da, jesmo."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.74,0:00:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A ona je rekla: "Fenomenalno."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.52,0:00:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pomislila sam: "Stvarno?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.75,0:00:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fenomenalno ili tek dovoljno dobro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,što smo odlučili ponovno \Nposjetiti vaš restoran?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.04,0:00:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neki dan, jedan od mojih \Nsuradnika pitao me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.40,0:00:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mogu li nešto spremiti \Nu PDF-formatu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.88,0:00:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rekla sam: "Pa, naravno." \NA on na to: "Fenomenalno!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.62,0:00:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ozbiljno... Može li \Nspremanje bilo čega u PDF-u
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.85,0:00:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,biti fenomenalno?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.80,0:01:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nažalost, česta pretjerana \Nuporaba riječi "fenomenalno"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.96,0:01:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,zamijenila je riječi poput\N"odlično" i "hvala ti".
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.12,0:01:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Websterov rječnik \Ndefinira riječ "fenomenalno"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kao strah pomiješan \Ns divljenjem ili poštovanjem,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,osjećaj izazvan \Nnečim veličanstvenim.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.02,0:01:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,S time na umu...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.94,0:01:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je li vaš sendvič iz Quiznosa \Nbio fenomenalan?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.24,0:01:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Što je s ovim parkirališnim mjestom? \NJe li ono bilo fenomenalno?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.51,0:01:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ili ona nedavna utakmica? \NJe li ona bila fenomenalna?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.06,0:01:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Odgovor je: Ne, ne i ne.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.44,0:01:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sendvič može biti ukusan,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.11,0:01:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,parkirališno mjesto \Nmože biti u blizini,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ona utakmica spektakularna,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.16,0:01:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ali ne može sve biti fenomenalno!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.38,0:01:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.01,0:01:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stoga, kad upotrebljavate\Nriječ "fenomenalno"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.66,0:01:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kako biste opisali \Nnajobičnije stvari,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.98,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oduzimate snagu toj riječi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.88,0:01:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ovaj autor kaže: "Snježni dani
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.30,0:01:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ili pronalazak novca u\Nvašim hlačama su fenomenalni!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.57,0:01:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.45,0:02:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm... Ne, nije...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.43,0:02:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moramo podići letvicu ovome šmokljanu.\N(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.83,0:02:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drugim riječima, ako \Nimate sve, ne cijenite ništa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.40,0:02:13.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To je kao da pijete \Niz vatrogasnog crijeva,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.77,0:02:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kao ovaj magarac ovdje.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.72,0:02:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nema dinamike, nema \Nvisina ni dubina,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.14,0:02:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ako je sve fenomenalno.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.00,0:02:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dame i gospodo, ovo je 10 stvari
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.16,0:02:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,koje su zaista fenomenalne.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.08,0:02:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zamislite da morate tegliti
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.77,0:02:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sve na svojim leđima.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.23,0:02:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zar mi ne bi bilo lakše
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.22,0:02:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kad bih to mogla otkotrljati kući?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.19,0:02:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, mislim da ću izumiti kotač!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.52,0:02:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kotač, dame i gospodo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.39,0:02:42.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je li kotač fenomenalan?! \NIzgovorite to sa mnom.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.19,0:02:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, kotač je fenomenalan!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.81,0:02:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Velike piramide bile su najviše
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.87,0:02:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ljudskom rukom izgrađene \Nstrukture na svijetu
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.49,0:02:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tijekom 4000 godina.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.87,0:02:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faraonovi robovi pomicali\Nsu milijune blokova
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.41,0:02:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do ovoga mjesta kako bi podigli \Nogroman nadgrobni spomenik.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.43,0:03:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesu li Velike piramide bile fenomenalne?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, piramide su bile fenomenalne.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.03,0:03:05.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grand Canyon. Hajde!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.18,0:03:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Star je gotovo 80 milijuna godina.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je li Grand Canyon fenomenalan?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.17,0:03:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, Grand Canyon jest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.71,0:03:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Louis Daguerre izumio \Nje fotografiju 1829.,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.47,0:03:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i kad ste danas
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.99,0:03:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,izvukli svoj smartphone,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.95,0:03:22.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i uslikali svoj fenomenalni sendvič...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.57,0:03:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poznajete sebe...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.31,0:03:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.53,0:03:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nije li to bilo lakše od izlaganja slike
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.87,0:03:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bakrenim pločama premazanima\Njodiranim srebrom?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.44,0:03:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dajte, ljudi...\NJe li fotografija fenomenalna?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.52,0:03:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, fotografija je fenomenalna!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.40,0:03:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan D, 6. lipnja 1944.,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.82,0:03:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saveznička invazija \Nna Normandiju,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.19,0:03:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,najveća amfibijska invazija \Nu povijesti svijeta.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.28,0:03:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je li Dan D bio fenomenalan?! \NDa, bio je fenomenalan!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.42,0:03:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeste li jeli danas?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.97,0:03:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Onda najprije zahvalite pčelama.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.30,0:03:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jer ako usjevi nisu oprašeni, \Nne možemo uzgojiti hranu,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.40,0:03:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i svi ćemo umrijeti.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.22,0:03:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tek tako.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.34,0:04:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ali nije baš da cvijet može ustati
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.68,0:04:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i seksati se s drugim cvijetom...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.15,0:04:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iako bi to bilo fenomenalno...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.48,0:04:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.30,0:04:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pčele su fenomenalne!\NNemojmo se zezati.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.24,0:04:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slijetanje na Mjesec!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.20,0:04:18.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apollo 11! Bez šale!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.17,0:04:20.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Šezdeset i šest godina \Nnakon što su braća Wright
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.100,0:04:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,poletjela iz Kitty Hawka, \Nu Sjevernoj Karolini,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.60,0:04:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neil Armstrong bio je \Nudaljen 240.000 milja.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.93,0:04:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To je kao odavde do mjeseca.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.96,0:04:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smijeh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.20,0:04:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ovo je mali korak za čovjeka,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.55,0:04:36.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a ogroman skok za - fenomenalno!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.13,0:04:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sasvim je sigurno takav bio!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.15,0:04:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woodstock, 1969.!\NČasopis Rolling Stone ustvrdio je
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.93,0:04:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da je to promijenilo \Npovijest rock and rolla.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.10,0:04:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Karte su tad stajale samo 24 dolara!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.71,0:04:51.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danas si za taj novac ne možete\Nkupiti ni prokletu majicu!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.34,0:04:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hendrixova izvedba američke himne
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.46,0:04:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,je kultna.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.69,0:04:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je li Woodstock bio fenomenalan? \NDa, bio je.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.24,0:05:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morski psi! Na vrhu su \Nprehrambenog lanca!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.99,0:05:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morski psi imaju više redova zubi
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.42,0:05:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,koji rastu u njihovim čeljustima
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.67,0:05:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i pokreću se prema naprijed \Nkao pokretna traka.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.07,0:05:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neki morski psi mogu za \Nživota izgubiti i 30.000 zubi.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.76,0:05:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Izaziva li fenomenalno i strah?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.36,0:05:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O da, morski psi jesu fenomenalni!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.10,0:05:21.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet je rođen 1982.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.93,0:05:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Odmah je zavladao \Nglobalnom komunikacijom,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.70,0:05:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kasnije večeras, kad\Nsve ove prezentacije
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.80,0:05:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,budu objavljene na Internetu,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.76,0:05:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tako da se tip u Sibiru može napiti
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.58,0:05:35.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i gledati ovo sranje...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.55,0:05:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Internet je fenomenalan!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.30,0:05:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Napokon, znam da neki \Nod vas ne mogu dočekati
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.79,0:05:43.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da mi priđu i kažu kako je \Nfenomenalna bila moja prezentacija.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.95,0:05:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uštedjet ću vam vrijeme...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.62,0:05:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nije bila fenomenalna. \NAli bila je istinita,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.28,0:05:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i nadam se da vas je zabavila.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.06,0:05:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Od svih publika pred \Nkojima sam nastupala,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.41,0:05:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vi ste najnedavnija. \NHvala vam i laka vam noć.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.11,0:06:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Pljesak)