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[1st man] [Unknown language, vaguely Germanic]

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[2nd man] [Unknown language, vaguely Slavic]

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[1st man] Nein nein

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[Both men go on arguing]

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[Men arguing +trumpet]

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[Men arguing +trumpet + Concierge] Allo?

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[Concierge] Prrusto ... Prrusto (check)

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[Concierge] Signorine e signori, ne sono molto mortificato.

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Il treno bianco de mele (check), per piacere

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come delle registrazioni e del maruma

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Mesdames et Messieurs, je regrette infiniment.

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Le train va arriver seulement demain matin

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-What's all this fuss about, Charters?

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-Damned if l know.

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[Concierge] Meine Damen und Herren, bitte schön, registraren [not understood] bitte.

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Danke schön, danke schön.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very sorry, the train is a little bit uphold;

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and if you wish to stay in my hotel...

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you have to register immediately.

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Why the deuce didn't he say so in the first place?

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Oh, how do you do Miss Peterson, how do you do, ladies.

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It's a great honour to have you with us again.

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It's nice to see you, Boris.

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You haven't changed a bit since last Friday.

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-l see you haven't shaved either.

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-ls everything ready?

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-Everything is ready. l didn't change anything.

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-Not even the sheets, we know.

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Lead on, Boris!

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You see, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.

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Well, our legs gave out on us.

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- That's odd[br]- We had to do the last lap in a farm cart.

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- Oh![br]- I see we've got company.

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Don't tell me Cook's are running cheap tours here.

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-What is it, Boris?

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-It's the havelunch!

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-Have a lunch?

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-Avalanche, Boris, avalanche.

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- You see, in the Spring, we've got many avalanches.

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You know, the snow goes like that: bloop!

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And everything disappears,

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even trains disappear

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under the avalanche.

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- But I'm going home tomorrow.

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How long before they dig it out?

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- By morning. It's lucky for you

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you can leave by this train instead of your own.

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How do you say? It's a bad wind

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that blow nowhere no good.

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- Well, talking of wind:

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we haven't eaten since dawn.

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Serve us some supper, Boris,

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in our rooms.

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-l could eat a horse.

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-Don't put ideas into his head.

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Some chicken, Boris.[br]- Yes.

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- And a magnum of champagne.[br]- Absolutely.

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And make it snappy. Absolutely.

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Bandrika may have a dictator

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but tonight we're painting it red.

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- Meanwhile we have to stand here

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cooling our heels, I suppose

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Confounded impudence!

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-3rd rate country. What do you expect?

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- l wonder who those women were.

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- Probably Americans, I should think.

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You know, almighty dollar, old man.

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I suppose we'll have to wait here.

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If only we hadn't missed that train at Budapest.

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- Well Carl I don't want to rub it in,

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If you hadn't insisted on standing up

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until they'd finished their National Anthem...

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- You must show respect, Caldicott

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If l'd known it was going to last 20 minutes...

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- It's always been my contention

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that the Hungarian Rhapsody

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is not their National Anthem.

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In any case, we were the only two standing.

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-That's true.

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- Well, l suppose we shall be in time after all.

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- I doubt it. That last report was pretty ghastly.

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Do you remember? "England on the brink."

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- Yes, but that's newspaper sensationalism.

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The old country's been in some tight corners before.

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- It looks pretty black, I mean,

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even if we get away first thing tomorrow morning...

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there's still a connection at Basle.

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We'll probably be hours.

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-That's true.

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- Well, somebody surely can help us. ////

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Sir! Do you happen to know what time

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the train leaves Basle for England?

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Nicht spreche English.

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Really! Fellow doesn't speak English.

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(People attempting to get a hotel reservation all at the same time)

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(concierge on phone ordering champagne and food for Ms. Anderson)

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Here's one leaves Basle,

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2I :20.

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I regret sir there is only left two single rooms in

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front, or a little double room at the back.

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-We'll take the two singles.

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-Very well, sir.[br]-At least you might have asked me which I preferred.

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-My dear, a small double room at the back in a place like this...

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You weren't so particular

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in Paris last Autumn.

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That was quite different then.

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The Exhibition was at its height.

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l realise that now.

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There's no need to rub it in.[br]-We want a private suite with a bath,

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-Facing the mountains,

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-With a shower,

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-Hot and cold.

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-And a private thingummy if you've got one.

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-Well, I'm sorry gentlemen the only thing I've got is the maid's room!

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-The what! What's this?

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-Well I'm sorry.

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-The whole hotel is packed jammed to the sky.

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-That's impossible. We haven't fixed up yet.

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You can't expect to put the two

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of us up in the maid's room.

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Don't get excited.

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I'll move the maid out.

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l should think so. What?

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What are you taking about?

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I'll think I'd soon as sleep on the train. Wouldn't you?

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-There is no eating in the train.

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-No eating on the train?

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Yes I mean haa heating. Brrrr...

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Oh, heating. No heating. That's awkward.

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All right we'll take it.

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Just a minute. There's one condition. You have to

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have the maid come to your room...

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to remove her wardrobe.

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Anna!

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She's a good girl,

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and l don't want to lose her.(Concierge explains the situation to maid)

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We'd better go and dress.

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-Rather primitive humour, l thought.

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-Grown up children.

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That was an awkward

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situation, over that girl.

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Pity he couldn't have given us

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one each. l mean a room apiece.

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l, Iris Matilda Henderson,

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a spinster of no particular parish...

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do hereby solemnly renounce my maidenly past

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and declare that on Thursday next, the 26th

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being in my right mind, I shall take the veil and the orange blossom

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and change my name to

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Lady Charles Fotheringail.

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-Can't you get him to change his name instead?

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-The only thing I like about him is his mustache.

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You're a couple of cynics.

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I'm very fond of him.

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I'm fond of rabbits but they

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have to be kept down.

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Rudolph, give me a hand.

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-Have you ever read about that little thing called love?

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-It used to be very popular.

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Child, the carpet is already laid at

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St. Georges, Hanover Square...

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and Father is simply aching to have

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a coat of arms on the jam label.

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To lris, and the happy days

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she's leaving behind.

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And the blue blooded cheque chaser

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she's dashing to London to marry.

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The blue blooded

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cheque chaser.

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I've no regrets. I've been everywhere

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and done everything.

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I've eaten caviar at Cannes,

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sausage rolls at the dogs.

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I've played baccarat at Biarritz

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and darts with the rural dean.

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What is there left

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for me but marriage?

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(maid explains arrangements to man.)

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-This hanging about isn't good for me. If only we knew what was happening in England.

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Mustn't lose grip,

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Charters.

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Come in.

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-Did you follow that?

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-I did. Tell her this has gone far enough.

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No...no.

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Change... here. Outside.

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-She doesn't understand.

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-No, come on.

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-Nothing newer than last month.

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-And I don't suppose there is such a thing as a wireless set here.

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Awful being in the dark like this.

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Our communications cut off in a time of crisis.

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Hello, hello,

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London.

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You want Mr Seltzer? Yes hold on.

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I'm going right to find where he is.

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London!

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Go on, risk it.

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Hello...You... in London. No, I'm not[br]Mr Seltzer. Name's Charters.

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l don't suppose you know me. Don't

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worry. They've just gone to fetch him.

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Tell me, what's

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happening to England?

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Blowing a gale? No, you don't follow me sir. I'm inquiring

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about the test match in Manchester.

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Cricket, sir. Cricket!

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You don't know?

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You can't be in England

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and not know the test score.

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The fellow says he doesn't know.

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Hello, can't you find out?

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Oh nonsense. It won't take a second.

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All right, if you won't, you won't.

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Wasting my time. The fellow's an ignoramus.

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Mr Seltzer, at last your calI's

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come through to London.

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Hello! Hello! (concierge attempts to get the call back)

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(Waiter speaks another language saying that there is no food left.)

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Thank you,

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waiter.

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(Waiter again tells them that there is no more food in another language)

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-What would you say about a grilled steak?

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-That's a very good idea.

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-Well done for me, please.

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-On the red side for me.

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(Waiter again tells them that there is no more food in another language)

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These people have a passion

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for repeating themselves.

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-I beg your pardon.

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He's trying to explain to you that owing to the large

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number of visitors, there's no food left.

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-No food? What sort of a place is this?

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They expect us to share a blasted dog box...

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with a servant girl on an empty stomach?

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ls that hospitality? is that organization?

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Thank you.

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-I'm hungry you know..

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-What a country. No wonder they have revolutions.

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-You're very welcome to what's left of the cheese.

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Of course it's not like beef steak; but it's awfully rich in vitamins.

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-Thank you very much.

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-I'm afraid they're not accustomed to

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catering for so many people.

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Bandrika is one of

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Europe's few undiscovered corners.

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-That's probably because there's nothing worth discovering

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I should think.

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-You may not know it as well as I do.

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I'm feeling quite miserable at the thought of leaving it.

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-After you with that cheese, please!

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-Certainly, young man. Why not?

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You're going home?

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-Tomorrow. My little charges are quite grown up.

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I'm a governess and music teacher you know.

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ln the 6 years I've lived here,

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I've grown to love the country,

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especially the mountains. l sometimes think

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they're like very friendly neighbors.

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You know the big father and mother mountains

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with their white snow hats...

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and their nephews and

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nieces, not so big, with smaller hats.

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Right down to the tiniest hillock

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without any hat at all.

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Of course, that's just my fancy.

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-Really?

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-l like to watch them from my bedroom

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every night when there's a moon.

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I'm so glad there's a moon tonight.

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Do you hear that music?

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Everyone sings here. The people are

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just like happy children...

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with laughter on their lips

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and music in their hearts.

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-It's not reflected

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in their politics, you know.

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-I never think you should judge

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any country by its politics.

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After all we English are quite honest by

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nature, aren't we. You'll excuse me if l run away?

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Good night, good night.

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-Good night.

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Queer sort of bird.

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-Trifle whimsical, l thought.

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-After 6 years in this hole, we'd be whimsical.

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-l don't think so, old man. She was very decent

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about that cheese.

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-I see she's finished the pickles.

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-Good night, lris. Listen,

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someone's serenading.

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Let him. Nothing will keep me

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awake tonight. Good night my children.

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(Guitar music and singing in the background)

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(Stamping from upstairs)

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-What's happening? An earthquake?

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-That would hardly account for the music, would it.

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What a horrible noise. What can they be doing?

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-l don't know but I'll soon find out.

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Hello.

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Musical country this.

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-l feel quite sorry for that poor singer

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outside having to compete with this.

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Boris?

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Miss Henderson speaking.

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Look. Someone upstairs is playing

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musical chairs with an elephant.

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Move one of them out will you.

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l want to get some sleep.

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That'll settle it.

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-Thank you.

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Some people have so little consideration for others,

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which makes life so much more difficult than it need be.

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Don't you think?

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Good night. Thank you so much.

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I heard you'll be going on the train

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in the morning?

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l hope we shall meet again

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under quieter circumstances.

0:17:36.840,0:17:38.650
Good night.

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-Good night.

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-Miss, please,

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I'll fix everything.

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-You'd better.

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(Concierge knocks on door. Enters to music and dancing)

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-Hold it.

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Splendid, don't move.

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-lf you please, sir.

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-Get out!

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One, two.

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-Please, sir,

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will you kindly stop?

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They are all complaining in the whole

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hotel. You make too much noise.

0:18:17.510,0:18:19.550
-Too much what?

0:18:19.550,0:18:21.590
-Too much noise.

0:18:21.590,0:18:25.670
-You dare to call it a noise.

0:18:25.670,0:18:27.710
The ancient music...

0:18:27.710,0:18:29.820
with which your peasant ancestors celebrated

0:18:29.820,0:18:31.390
every wedding for countless generations.

0:18:31.390,0:18:33.650
A dance they danced when your

0:18:33.650,0:18:35.460
father married your mother...

0:18:35.460,0:18:38.180
Almost supposing you were born in wedlock,

0:18:38.180,0:18:40.890
which l doubt. Look at them.

0:18:40.890,0:18:42.340
I take it you're the manager?

0:18:42.340,0:18:42.710
-Sure I am the manager.

0:18:42.710,0:18:44.560
-Well fortunately l am accustomed to squalor.

0:18:44.560,0:18:45.300
Tell me. Who's complaining?

0:18:45.300,0:18:46.610
-This young English

0:18:46.610,0:18:47.940
lady underneath.

0:18:47.940,0:18:50.610
-Well you tell the young English lady underneath that l am putting on record

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for the benefit of mankind...

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one of the lost folk dances

0:18:56.020,0:18:56.270
of Central Europe...

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and furthermore she does not own

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the hotel. Get out!

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-Sir, you don't understand.

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-Now, one,

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two...

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(Music and dancing continue)

0:19:11.726,0:19:14.220
-You know what he said: ''Who she thinks she is, the Queen of Sheeba?

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She thinks she owns this hotel.''

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-Can't you get rid of him?

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-lmpossible.

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-Are you sure?

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-I begin to wonder...

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It's come back to me.

0:19:26.510,0:19:29.120
I've got an idea.

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You see, the German lady

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she will call him up on the telephone and say:

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"Young man It's my room. l did pay for it.

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Get out quickly.'' How's that?

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-Good enough.

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-Then shock him with a little... He'll

0:19:45.530,0:19:48.950
never forget as long as he lives.

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-Nothing but baseball. We used to call it rounders. Children play

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it with a rubber ball and a stick.

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Not a word about cricket.

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Americans don't know a sense of proportion.

0:20:11.789,0:20:18.789
(Knock on the door)

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Come in.

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(Man whistles while maid puts her things away.)

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-Guten nacht.

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-Can't stand this ridiculous

0:20:35.640,0:20:42.640
lack of privacy. Lock the door.

0:20:42.640,0:20:49.950
-Guten nacht.

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Who are you?

0:20:57.110,0:21:02.960
What do you want?

0:21:02.960,0:21:06.610
-(man plays a tune on the instrument.)Recognise the signature tune?

0:21:06.610,0:21:11.220
-Will you please get out?

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-This is a much better room.

0:21:13.029,0:21:16.070
Definitely an acceptable room.

0:21:16.070,0:21:23.070
-What exactly do you think you're

0:21:26.039,0:21:31.020
doing? Keep away!

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-Would you hold these for a minute?

0:21:42.140,0:21:49.140
-Put those back at once.

0:21:56.100,0:21:57.700
-Now which side do you like to sleep?

0:21:57.700,0:22:00.279
-Do you want me to throw you out?

0:22:00.279,0:22:03.669
-In that case, I'll sleep in the middle.

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Smart of you to bribe the manager.

0:22:23.320,0:22:27.630
An eye for an eye and a tooth

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for a toothbrush.

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-I suppose you realize you're behaving like a complete cad.

0:22:30.400,0:22:33.240
-On the contrary you're perfectly at liberty to sleep in the corridor if you want to.

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-Hello.

0:22:35.100,0:22:39.110
-Oh, l shouldn't if l were you. I'd only

0:22:39.110,0:22:46.110
tell everyone you invited me here.

0:22:46.990,0:22:48.730
And when l say everyone, l mean

0:22:48.730,0:22:49.850
everyone. l have a powerful voice.

0:22:49.850,0:22:52.590
-Come out of there at once!

0:22:52.590,0:22:55.159
-Not until you bribe the manager

0:22:55.159,0:22:58.490
to restore me to my attic.

0:22:58.490,0:23:02.266
-Come out of that bathroom!

0:23:02.266,0:23:06.420
(Man singing in the bathroom)

0:23:06.042,0:23:09.820
Boris? Look, I was thinking. l might change

0:23:11.470,0:23:18.470
my mind about that room upstairs.

0:23:24.450,0:23:28.159
-By the way, you might have my things

0:23:28.159,0:23:30.279
taken upstairs, would you?

0:23:30.279,0:23:32.090
-You're the most contemptible person

0:23:32.090,0:23:34.149
I've ever met in all my life!

0:23:34.149,0:23:37.520
-Confidentially, I think you're a bit

0:23:37.520,0:23:41.146
of a stinker, too.

0:23:41.146,0:23:43.563
(Singing and music playing outside of the window.)

0:23:43.563,0:23:45.980
(Music playing)

0:23:45.980,0:23:48.399
-If we get to Basle in time,

0:24:09.909,0:24:16.909
we should see the last day of the match.

0:24:52.500,0:24:59.500
-Hope the weather's like this in

0:25:02.330,0:25:03.690
Manchester. Perfect wicket for our fellows.

0:25:03.690,0:25:06.789
-Isn't it somewhere along here?

0:25:06.789,0:25:11.590
-lf you don't hurry, Margaret, we shan't

0:25:11.590,0:25:15.429
get that compartment to ourselves.

0:25:15.429,0:25:17.730
-Does it matter?

0:25:17.730,0:25:19.270
-Well, there's still time to change your mind, Iris.

0:25:22.340,0:25:25.419
-Yes, why not send Charles a greetings telegram

0:25:25.419,0:25:27.110
and tell him he's all washed up.

0:25:27.110,0:25:28.610
-No, it's too late. This time next week, l shall be a

0:25:28.610,0:25:31.289
slightly sunburnt offering on an altar in Hanover Square.

0:25:31.289,0:25:33.360
I shan't mind, really.

0:25:34.049,0:25:38.890
-Ah, Good morning. l can't find my bag.

0:25:38.890,0:25:40.130
It's a brown hold-all you know.

0:25:40.130,0:25:43.070
Have you seen it?

0:25:43.070,0:25:47.480
No, of course not, thank you.

0:25:47.480,0:25:50.419
-She's dropped her glasses.

0:25:50.419,0:25:53.360
-You dropped your glasses.

0:25:53.360,0:25:54.830
-Thank you my dear.

0:25:54.830,0:25:56.309
-Oh

0:25:56.309,0:25:57.779
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!

0:25:57.779,0:25:59.980
-Are you hurt?

0:25:59.980,0:26:02.289
-l don't know. What was it?

0:26:02.289,0:26:04.598
(Officer comes over to tell them to get on the train.)

0:26:04.598,0:26:06.909
Never mind about that. This cockeyed station of yours

0:26:06.909,0:26:11.190
has practically brained my friend.

0:26:11.190,0:26:12.899
-Yes, indeed.

0:26:12.899,0:26:16.750
-Well, what are you going to do about it?

0:26:16.750,0:26:18.860
-He says he cannot hold the train.

0:26:18.860,0:26:20.130
-l like that!

0:26:20.130,0:26:21.116
-Hurry up. It's going.

0:26:21.116,0:26:22.102
-Yes my dear.

0:26:22.102,0:26:23.090
-I'll be all right really.

0:26:23.090,0:26:24.360
-Are you sure?

0:26:24.360,0:26:25.200
-Don't worry...

0:26:25.200,0:26:26.899
I'll look after her.

0:26:26.899,0:26:27.740
Such carelessness.

0:26:27.740,0:26:30.279
-Are you sure you're all right?

0:26:30.279,0:26:31.970
-Send us the Times.

0:26:31.970,0:26:38.970
-Write and tell us all about it.

0:26:46.490,0:26:53.490
-Good luck. Look after yourself.

0:26:53.490,0:27:00.590
(Sound of train leaving the station)

0:27:00.590,0:27:07.590
-There. There. You'll be all right in a minute.

0:27:15.809,0:27:22.809
Just take everything quietly.

0:27:23.669,0:27:30.669
Put some of this eau de cologne

0:27:33.500,0:27:36.490
on your head.

0:27:36.490,0:27:39.480
(Sound of train as it moves)

0:27:39.480,0:27:42.470
-Do you feel any better?

0:27:42.470,0:27:44.669
-Yes, thank you. I'm all right.

0:27:44.669,0:27:46.289
-What you need is a good strong cup

0:27:46.289,0:27:47.640
of tea. I'll ring for the attendant.

0:27:47.640,0:27:51.070
-No, no, please, don't bother. I'll go to the

0:27:51.070,0:27:53.029
dining car myself. l need some air.

0:27:53.029,0:27:55.880
-Well, in that case, I'll come with you, if you don't mind that is.

0:27:55.880,0:28:00.750
-No, of course not.

0:28:00.750,0:28:05.610
-I beg your pardon.

0:28:05.610,0:28:09.260
I'm so sorry.

0:28:09.260,0:28:14.559
You can always tell a honeymoon

0:28:14.559,0:28:16.240
couple, you know. They're so shy.

0:28:16.240,0:28:20.320
-Why did you do that?

0:28:20.320,0:28:22.860
-We don't want people staring at us.

0:28:22.860,0:28:24.590
-Anyone would think the whole legal

0:28:24.590,0:28:25.890
profession was dunning you.

0:28:25.890,0:28:26.610
Well, one would be enough.

0:28:26.610,0:28:27.929
-You even thought that beggar in

0:28:27.929,0:28:29.039
Damascus was a barrister in disguise.

0:28:29.039,0:28:29.929
-l merely said his face was distinguished enough for a judge.

0:28:30.450,0:28:31.390
You hurried off

0:28:31.390,0:28:34.760
in the opposite direction I noticed.

0:28:34.760,0:28:35.539
-That's not true. l was looking

0:28:35.539,0:28:36.809
for a street called ''Straight''.

0:28:36.809,0:28:39.409
-You weren't so careful the first few days.

0:28:39.409,0:28:40.669
-I know, I know.

0:28:40.669,0:28:43.880
-And anyway you're meeting someone you know. What about me?

0:28:43.880,0:28:46.429
Robert thinks I'm cruising with Mother.

0:28:46.429,0:28:53.429
-lf one's feeling a little bit shaky, I always think it's best to

0:28:56.630,0:29:00.710
sit in the middle of the coach...

0:29:00.710,0:29:02.460
preferably facing the engine.

0:29:02.460,0:29:05.380
A pot of tea for two, please.

0:29:05.380,0:29:06.549
-Very good.

0:29:06.549,0:29:07.260
-And just a minute.

0:29:07.260,0:29:08.490
Will you please tell them to make it

0:29:08.490,0:29:11.159
from this? l don't drink any other.

0:29:11.159,0:29:13.809
And make absolutely sure the water is

0:29:13.809,0:29:16.620
really boiling. Do you understand?

0:29:16.620,0:29:20.169
It's a little fad of mine. My dear father

0:29:20.169,0:29:22.380
and mother, who I'm happy to say are still alive

0:29:22.380,0:29:24.580
and enjoying good health, invariably drink it.

0:29:24.580,0:29:25.390
And so l follow their footsteps.

0:29:25.390,0:29:28.059
Do you know a million Mexicans drink it?

0:29:28.059,0:29:31.769
At least that's what it says on the packet.

0:29:31.769,0:29:33.470
-It's very kind of you

0:29:33.470,0:29:34.279
to help me like this.

0:29:34.279,0:29:35.090
l don't think

0:29:35.090,0:29:35.909
we've introduced ourselves.

0:29:35.909,0:29:36.820
My name's lris Henderson,

0:29:36.820,0:29:38.470
I'm going home to be married.

0:29:38.470,0:29:39.299
-Really? How very exciting.

0:29:39.299,0:29:41.340
l do hope you'll be happy.

0:29:41.340,0:29:42.159
-Thank you.

0:29:42.159,0:29:43.429
-You'll have children, won't you?

0:29:43.429,0:29:45.730
They make such a difference. l always

0:29:45.730,0:29:47.390
think it's being with kiddies so much

0:29:47.390,0:29:49.549
that's made me so, if I may say so, young for my age.

0:29:49.549,0:29:51.439
I'm a governess you know. My name's Froy.

0:29:51.439,0:29:53.329
(Train whistle blows loudly)

0:29:53.329,0:29:55.220
-Did you say Freud?

0:29:55.220,0:30:02.220
-No. O-Y, not E-U-D. Froy.

0:30:04.529,0:30:11.529
-I'm sorry l can't hear.

0:30:13.830,0:30:15.700
-Froy.

0:30:15.700,0:30:16.710
It rhymes with joy.

0:30:16.710,0:30:18.510
Thank you. Please reserve two places

0:30:18.510,0:30:19.986
for lunch. That is, if you'd care to have it with me.

0:30:19.986,0:30:21.462
-Of course.

0:30:21.462,0:30:22.940
-There's nothing moot about it. It simply wasn't out, that's all.

0:30:22.940,0:30:24.970
But for the umpire's blunder he'd probably still be batting.

0:30:24.970,0:30:26.799
-What do you mean? I don't understand.

0:30:26.799,0:30:30.450
-I'll show you. Here. l saw the whole thing.

0:30:30.450,0:30:32.769
Now then, there's Hammond, there's the bowler,

0:30:32.769,0:30:35.549
and there's the umpire.

0:30:35.549,0:30:36.250
-Sugar?

0:30:36.250,0:30:37.639
-Yes, two please.

0:30:37.639,0:30:39.029
-Dear me.

0:30:39.029,0:30:41.120
There is no sugar.

0:30:41.120,0:30:44.600
-Now watch this very, very carefully.

0:30:44.600,0:30:46.679
Grimmett was bowling.

0:30:46.679,0:30:52.809
-May l trouble you for the sugar, please?

0:30:52.809,0:30:54.600
-What?

0:30:54.600,0:30:58.190
The sugar,

0:30:58.190,0:30:59.980
please.

0:30:59.980,0:31:06.980
Thank you so much.

0:31:07.159,0:31:14.159
If I were you, I'd try and get a little sleep,

0:31:19.710,0:31:26.710
it'll make you feel quite well again.

0:31:27.559,0:31:30.260
There's a most intriguing acrostic

0:31:30.260,0:31:31.600
in the ''Needlewoman''.

0:31:31.600,0:31:32.299
I'm going to try and

0:31:32.299,0:31:39.299
unravel it before you wake up.

0:31:39.299,0:31:48.929
(Laughing)

0:31:48.929,0:31:58.559
(Sound of train traveling on the tracks)

0:31:58.559,0:32:08.190
Reservations for lunch,

0:32:42.769,0:32:49.769
please.

0:32:56.630,0:32:58.409
-Madame has booked for lunch?

0:32:58.409,0:33:05.409
-Oh, I think my friend did. She's got the tickets.

0:33:07.370,0:33:08.379
Have you seen my friend?

0:33:08.379,0:33:09.388
-Non.

0:33:09.388,0:33:10.399
My friend,

0:33:10.399,0:33:12.840
where is she?

0:33:12.840,0:33:15.269
La signora inglese.

0:33:15.269,0:33:16.880
The English lady. Where is she?

0:33:16.880,0:33:18.269
=There has been no

0:33:18.269,0:33:20.130
English lady here.

0:33:20.130,0:33:20.690
-What?

0:33:20.690,0:33:22.370
-There has been

0:33:22.370,0:33:24.000
no English lady here.

0:33:24.000,0:33:25.639
-But there has.

0:33:25.639,0:33:27.919
She sat there in the corner.

0:33:27.919,0:33:28.700
You saw her, you spoke to her,

0:33:28.700,0:33:30.820
she sat next to you.

0:33:30.820,0:33:32.659
-This ls ridiculous. She took

0:33:32.659,0:33:33.529
me to the dining car...

0:33:33.529,0:33:34.620
and came back here with me.

0:33:34.620,0:33:36.960
-You went and came back alone.

0:33:36.960,0:33:39.279
-Maybe you don't understand.

0:33:39.279,0:33:40.840
I mean the lady who looked after

0:33:40.840,0:33:42.720
me when l was knocked out.

0:33:42.720,0:33:44.730
-Perhaps it make you forget?

0:33:44.730,0:33:47.299
-Well, I may be very dense but if this is some sort of a joke

0:33:47.299,0:33:54.299
I'm afraid l don't see the point.

0:33:54.299,0:34:00.630
(Sound of train moving)

0:34:00.630,0:34:07.630
Oh steward, you served me tea just now.

0:34:26.330,0:34:26.830
-Yes, Madame.

0:34:26.830,0:34:29.230
-Have you seen the lady l was with, the English lady?

0:34:29.230,0:34:30.449
-But Madame was alone.

0:34:30.449,0:34:31.060
-Pardon, Madame.

0:34:31.060,0:34:31.980
He make mistake.

0:34:31.980,0:34:33.810
-Well of course, he must remember the little English lady.

0:34:33.810,0:34:36.060
She ordered the tea and paid for it.

0:34:36.060,0:34:37.469
-No, it was you

0:34:37.469,0:34:38.200
who paid.

0:34:38.002,0:34:38.535
(Steward and porter argue in another language.)

0:34:38.535,0:34:39.070
-He says to look

0:34:39.070,0:34:40.280
at the bill. l will look, Madame.

0:34:40.280,0:34:42.239
-But she gave you a special

0:34:42.239,0:34:43.492
packet of tea.

0:34:43.492,0:34:44.745
You can't have forgotten that.

0:34:44.745,0:34:46.000
-The tea was ours, Madame.

0:34:46.000,0:34:47.130
I received no packet.

0:34:47.130,0:34:49.429
-But you did. l know what happened.

0:34:49.429,0:34:52.429
-Pardon, Madame, the bill. Tea for one.

0:34:52.429,0:34:53.750
-But that's not right.

0:34:53.750,0:34:58.500
-Perhaps Madame would care to examine the bills?

0:34:58.500,0:35:01.890
-No, I wouldn't. The whole thing's too absurd.

0:35:01.890,0:35:04.600
Please, have you seen

0:35:04.600,0:35:06.420
a lady pass through?

0:35:06.420,0:35:09.460
-Oh, well. If it isn't Old Stinker! lf l thought

0:35:09.460,0:35:12.510
you were on this train...

0:35:12.510,0:35:13.450
I'd have stayed another week

0:35:13.450,0:35:16.030
in the hotel. Lady? No, why?

0:35:16.030,0:35:19.160
-It doesn't matter. You probably

0:35:19.160,0:35:21.660
wouldn't recognise one anyway.

0:35:21.660,0:35:23.540
-Hello! Feeling queer?

0:35:23.540,0:35:26.080
-It's that pipe of yours, George.

0:35:26.080,0:35:27.830
Why don't you throw your old socks

0:35:27.830,0:35:28.720
away? Never mind. Thanks for the help all the same.

0:35:28.720,0:35:30.280
Come on, sit down. Take it easy.

0:35:30.280,0:35:31.450
What's the trouble?

0:35:31.450,0:35:33.390
-If you must know, something fell on my head.

0:35:33.390,0:35:34.170
-When? lnfancy?

0:35:34.170,0:35:35.340
-At the station.

0:35:35.340,0:35:37.290
-Bad luck! Can l help?

0:35:37.290,0:35:37.680
-No,

0:35:37.680,0:35:40.010
only by going away.

0:35:40.010,0:35:40.730
-No, no, no, no. My father always taught me

0:35:40.730,0:35:42.310
never to desert a lady in trouble.

0:35:42.310,0:35:43.490
He even carried that as far as marrying mother.

0:35:43.490,0:35:46.100
-I say. Did you see a little lady last night

0:35:46.100,0:35:47.390
in the hotel in tweeds?

0:35:47.390,0:35:48.680
-I only saw one little lady, she

0:35:48.680,0:35:49.980
was hardly in tweeds.

0:35:49.980,0:35:50.900
-Yes, but she was in my compartment,

0:35:50.900,0:35:52.280
and now l can't find her.

0:35:52.280,0:35:53.300
-But she must still be on the train.

0:35:53.300,0:35:53.960
We haven't stopped since we've started.

0:35:53.960,0:35:55.060
-Of course she's still on the train. I know that.

0:35:55.060,0:35:57.400
-All right, all right. Nobody said she isn't.

0:35:57.400,0:35:59.360
-Yes, but that's what they are saying.

0:35:59.360,0:35:59.750
-Who?

0:35:59.750,0:36:01.320
-The rest of the people in the compartment

0:36:01.320,0:36:02.180
and the steward.

0:36:02.180,0:36:03.880
They insist they never saw her.

0:36:03.880,0:36:05.116
-All of them.

0:36:05.116,0:36:06.352
-All of them.

0:36:06.352,0:36:07.590
-You're saying you got a knock on the head.

0:36:07.590,0:36:08.990
-What do you mean?

0:36:08.990,0:36:12.370
-Never mind. Do you talk the lingo?

0:36:12.370,0:36:12.860
-No.

0:36:12.860,0:36:15.310
-Well, they probably thought you you were trying

0:36:15.310,0:36:16.780
to borrow money. Come on.

0:36:16.780,0:36:20.210
Let's knock the idea out of their stupid heads.

0:36:20.210,0:36:22.650
A most unfortunate remark. I beg your pardon.

0:36:22.650,0:36:24.610
-That's one of them.

0:36:24.610,0:36:26.570
The little dark man.

0:36:26.570,0:36:29.020
-I say, excuse me. I think there's been a little misunderstanding.

0:36:29.020,0:36:31.560
This young lady seems to have lost her friend.

0:36:31.560,0:36:33.720
-Yes, l have heard. This gentleman

0:36:33.720,0:36:35.520
has been explaining to me. Most interesting.

0:36:35.520,0:36:36.870
And I think under the circumstances

0:36:36.870,0:36:38.290
we shall all introduce ourselves.

0:36:38.290,0:36:40.080
-I am an Italian citizen.

0:36:40.080,0:36:41.270
My wife and child.

0:36:41.270,0:36:42.760
-How do you do. Bonny little chap.

0:36:42.760,0:36:43.790
How old is he?

0:36:43.790,0:36:44.560
-I934 class.

0:36:44.560,0:36:46.390
And the lady in the corner

0:36:46.390,0:36:47.950
is the Baroness Athona.

0:36:47.950,0:36:49.830
-Oh yes, I met her husband, he presented

0:36:49.830,0:36:51.450
prizes at the Folk Dance Festival.

0:36:51.450,0:36:52.620
Minister of Propaganda.

0:36:52.620,0:36:55.060
-And I am Dr Egon Hartz of Prague.

0:36:55.060,0:36:56.250
You may have heard of me.

0:36:56.250,0:36:57.730
-Not the brain specialist?

0:36:57.730,0:36:58.480
-The same.

0:36:58.480,0:37:00.100
-Yes, you flew over to England and operated

0:37:00.100,0:37:01.580
on one of our cabinet ministers.

0:37:01.580,0:37:02.010
-Oh, yes.

0:37:02.010,0:37:03.740
-Tell me. Did you find anything?

0:37:03.740,0:37:05.440
-A slight cerebral contusion.

0:37:05.440,0:37:07.089
-Oh well. That's better than nothing.

0:37:07.089,0:37:09.130
-But I am picking up a similar case at the

0:37:09.130,0:37:11.069
next station, but so much more complicated.

0:37:11.069,0:37:12.349
I shall operate at the

0:37:12.349,0:37:13.579
National Hospital tonight.

0:37:13.579,0:37:15.599
Among other things a cranial fracture

0:37:15.599,0:37:17.430
with compression. You understand?

0:37:17.430,0:37:19.040
-Yes, a wallop on the bean.

0:37:19.040,0:37:21.670
-I suppose you haven't seen my friend?

0:37:21.670,0:37:22.060
-Unfortunately no.

0:37:22.060,0:37:25.770
-I'll just take a word with the Baroness.

0:37:25.770,0:37:29.480
(Gentleman questions the women in another language)

0:37:29.480,0:37:33.190
-What are they saying?

0:37:33.190,0:37:39.990
-Well, they both say they've never seen her.

0:37:39.990,0:37:40.650
-But that's not true.

0:37:40.650,0:37:41.599
She was sitting where you are.

0:37:41.599,0:37:43.099
-Can you describe her?

0:37:43.099,0:37:44.329
-It's a bit difficult you see.

0:37:44.329,0:37:46.069
-She was sort of middle-aged and ordinary.

0:37:46.069,0:37:47.180
-What was she wearing?

0:37:47.180,0:37:49.829
-Tweeds, oatmeal flecked with brown,

0:37:49.829,0:37:52.490
a three-quarter coat with patch pockets...

0:37:52.490,0:37:55.690
a scarf, felt hat, brown shoes,

0:37:55.690,0:37:57.130
a tussle shirt...

0:37:57.130,0:37:58.310
and a small blue handkerchief in her

0:37:58.310,0:38:00.359
breast pocket. l can't remember any more.

0:38:00.359,0:38:02.619
-You couldn't have been paying attention.

0:38:02.619,0:38:04.660
Now listen. You both went along to tea?

0:38:04.660,0:38:05.339
-Yes.

0:38:05.339,0:38:08.069
-Well, surely you met somebody.

0:38:08.069,0:38:09.886
-I suppose we did. Wait a moment. Let me think.

0:38:09.886,0:38:11.703
Oh, yes. There was an Englishman who passed the sugar.

0:38:11.703,0:38:13.520
-Right you are. Now let's go along and dig him out.

0:38:13.520,0:38:15.599
-Pardon. May I come with you?

0:38:15.599,0:38:16.560
This is most interesting to me.

0:38:16.560,0:38:18.710
We don't like people muscling in,

0:38:18.710,0:38:25.710
but we'll make you a member.

0:38:28.450,0:38:29.569
-Wait a moment. There was somebody else.

0:38:29.569,0:38:30.700
As we passed this compartment...

0:38:30.700,0:38:32.270
Miss Froy stumbled in and there

0:38:32.270,0:38:33.310
was a tall gentleman and a lady.

0:38:33.310,0:38:34.350
-All right. Now we're getting somewhere.

0:38:34.350,0:38:35.390
If we can really find someone

0:38:35.390,0:38:36.170
who saw her...

0:38:36.170,0:38:36.750
we'll have

0:38:36.750,0:38:37.619
the place searched.

0:38:37.619,0:38:39.359
-Can I be of any assistance?

0:38:39.359,0:38:40.230
-That's the gentleman.

0:38:40.230,0:38:41.630
-Do you happen to remember seeing this young lady

0:38:41.630,0:38:44.910
pass the compartment with a little English woman?

0:38:44.910,0:38:47.140
-I'm afraid not.

0:38:47.140,0:38:49.190
-But you must have! She almost fell

0:38:49.190,0:38:50.400
into your compartment.

0:38:50.400,0:38:51.920
Surely you haven't forgotten.

0:38:51.920,0:38:53.060
It's very important.

0:38:53.060,0:38:54.869
Everybody's saying she wasn't on the train,

0:38:54.869,0:38:57.210
but I know she is and I'm going to find her

0:38:57.210,0:38:58.980
even if

0:38:58.980,0:39:03.530
I have to stop the train to do it.

0:39:03.530,0:39:05.910
-Caldicott, this is Charters.

0:39:05.910,0:39:06.770
Can I come in?

0:39:06.770,0:39:07.560
You know that girl we saw in the hotel,

0:39:07.560,0:39:08.510
she's back there kicking up a devil of a fuss.

0:39:08.510,0:39:09.440
Says she lost her friend.

0:39:09.440,0:39:10.630
-She hasn't been in here, old man.

0:39:10.630,0:39:12.280
-But the point is she's threatened to stop the train.

0:39:12.280,0:39:12.680
-Lord!

0:39:12.680,0:39:14.880
-If we miss our connection in Basle,

0:39:14.880,0:39:16.359
we'll never make Manchester in time.

0:39:16.359,0:39:17.099
-This is serious.

0:39:17.099,0:39:19.109
-Let's hide in here.

0:39:19.109,0:39:21.280
-I'm sorry. I haven't the faintest recollection.

0:39:21.280,0:39:23.589
You must be making a mistake.

0:39:23.589,0:39:26.910
-Well, he obviously doesn't remember.

0:39:26.910,0:39:28.650
Let's go look for the other fellow.

0:39:28.650,0:39:31.079
-Who were you talking to outside?

0:39:31.079,0:39:33.030
-Nobody. Just people in the corridor, arguing.

0:39:33.030,0:39:35.616
-There he is. That's the man.

0:39:35.616,0:39:37.340
-Oh, oh. I say. I'm so sorry.

0:39:37.340,0:39:39.640
-I wonder if I can bother you.

0:39:39.064,0:39:40.790
I wonder if you can help us.

0:39:40.790,0:39:41.630
-How?

0:39:41.630,0:39:47.500
-I was having tea an hour ago...

0:39:47.500,0:39:49.520
with an English lady.

0:39:49.520,0:39:51.010
You saw her, didn't you?

0:39:51.010,0:39:53.069
-Well, I don't know. I mean definitely. I was talking to my friend, wasn't I?

0:39:53.069,0:39:53.420
-Indubitably.

0:39:53.420,0:39:56.710
Yes, but you were sitting at the next table.

0:39:56.710,0:39:57.703
She turned and borrowed the sugar.

0:39:57.703,0:39:58.696
You must remember.

0:39:58.696,0:39:59.690
-Oh yes, I recall passing the sugar.

0:39:59.690,0:40:01.020
-Then you saw her.

0:40:01.020,0:40:02.680
- I repeat. We were deep in conversation.

0:40:02.680,0:40:03.300
We were discussing cricket.

0:40:03.300,0:40:04.579
Well, I don't see how a thing like cricket

0:40:04.579,0:40:06.369
can make you forget seeing people?

0:40:06.369,0:40:07.990
- Oh, don't you. Well, if that's your attitude,

0:40:07.990,0:40:09.819
obviously, there's nothing more to be said.

0:40:09.819,0:40:10.720
Come, Caldicott.

0:40:10.720,0:40:11.550
Thing like cricket.

0:40:11.550,0:40:13.800
-Wrong tactic. We should have told him

0:40:13.800,0:40:15.190
we were looking for a lost cricket ball.

0:40:15.190,0:40:16.500
-Yes, but he spoke to her.

0:40:16.500,0:40:18.190
There must be some explanation.

0:40:18.190,0:40:19.500
-There is.

0:40:19.500,0:40:20.470
Please forgive me.

0:40:20.470,0:40:21.750
I'm quite possibly wrong

0:40:21.750,0:40:23.740
but l have known cases...

0:40:23.740,0:40:24.670
where a sudden shock or blow has

0:40:24.670,0:40:26.160
induced the most vivid impressions.

0:40:26.160,0:40:29.250
-I understand. You don't believe me.

0:40:29.250,0:40:31.770
-It's not a question of belief.

0:40:31.770,0:40:33.650
Even a simple concussion may have curious

0:40:33.650,0:40:36.530
effects upon an imaginative person.

0:40:36.530,0:40:38.230
-Yes, but I can remember every little detail.

0:40:38.230,0:40:40.819
Her name. Miss Froy. Everything.

0:40:40.819,0:40:42.609
-So interesting.

0:40:42.609,0:40:43.750
You know, if one had time...

0:40:43.750,0:40:46.440
one could trace the cause

0:40:46.440,0:40:47.790
of the hallucination.

0:40:47.790,0:40:48.240
-Hallucination?

0:40:48.240,0:40:49.589
-Precisely. There is no Miss Froy. There never was a Miss Froy.

0:40:49.589,0:40:51.730
Merely a vivid subjective image.

0:40:51.730,0:40:54.640
-But I met her last night at the hotel.

0:40:54.640,0:40:55.540
-You thought you did.

0:40:55.540,0:40:57.160
-What about her name?

0:40:57.160,0:40:59.460
-Oh, some past association, an advertisement,

0:40:59.460,0:41:01.839
or a character in a novel subconsciously remembered.

0:41:01.839,0:41:05.300
No, there is no reason to be frightened,

0:41:05.300,0:41:10.500
if you are quiet and relaxed.

0:41:10.500,0:41:13.970
-Thank you very much.

0:41:13.970,0:41:20.040
-Dravake. If you will excuse me, this

0:41:20.040,0:41:25.240
is where my patient comes aboard.

0:41:25.240,0:41:26.970
Excuse me.

0:41:26.970,0:41:28.700
Most interesting.

0:41:28.700,0:41:30.440
-We're stopping.

0:41:30.440,0:41:34.930
-This is our first stop, isn't it?

0:41:34.093,0:41:37.746
-Mm-mm

0:41:37.746,0:41:41.400
-Well, then Miss Froy must still be on the train.

0:41:41.400,0:41:42.400
You look out of this window

0:41:42.400,0:41:43.990
and see if she gets off this side.

0:41:43.990,0:41:44.790
I'll take the other.

0:41:44.790,0:41:45.190
-Most interesting.

0:41:45.190,0:41:46.180
What was she dressed in?

0:41:46.180,0:41:46.980
Scotch tweeds, wasn't it?

0:41:46.980,0:41:47.380
-Oatmeal tweeds.

0:41:47.380,0:41:48.699
-I knew it had something to do with porridge.

0:41:48.699,0:41:50.180
(Doctor tells them to be gentle with the patient they are loading onto the train.)

0:41:50.018,0:41:51.339
-How long does it take

0:41:51.339,0:41:58.339
to get a divorce?

0:42:07.700,0:42:10.869
Eric?

0:42:10.869,0:42:17.869
-I beg your pardon. l wasn't listening.

0:42:26.720,0:42:27.930
-I said how long does it take

0:42:27.930,0:42:28.930
to get a divorce?

0:42:28.930,0:42:29.430
-That depends.

0:42:29.430,0:42:29.680
Why?

0:42:29.680,0:42:33.630
-I was wondering whether we could take

0:42:33.630,0:42:37.349
our honeymoon next spring.

0:42:37.349,0:42:38.440
I mean the official one.

0:42:38.440,0:42:39.270
-The difficulties are considerable.

0:42:39.270,0:42:41.260
For one thing the courts are very crowded just now.

0:42:41.260,0:42:42.790
Although I suppose we barristers

0:42:42.790,0:42:44.770
ought not to complain about that.

0:42:44.770,0:42:47.770
As a matter of fact, with conditions as they are now, my

0:42:47.770,0:42:49.690
chances of becoming a judge are very rosy.

0:42:49.690,0:42:51.500
That is, if nothing untoward occurs.

0:42:51.500,0:42:54.369
-Such as you being mixed up in a divorce case yourself?

0:42:54.369,0:42:57.238
-Well, yes.

0:42:57.238,0:43:00.109
-In the first careless rapture of yours

0:43:01.220,0:43:02.290
you said you didn't care what happened.

0:43:02.290,0:43:03.360
-My dear, you must think of it from my point of view.

0:43:03.360,0:43:04.430
The law, like Caesar's wife,

0:43:04.430,0:43:05.920
must be above suspicion.

0:43:05.920,0:43:07.020
-Even when the law spends six

0:43:07.020,0:43:08.353
weeks with Caesar's wife?

0:43:08.353,0:43:09.686
-Look here!

0:43:09.686,0:43:11.020
-Now I know why you've been running around

0:43:11.020,0:43:12.920
like a scared rabbit...

0:43:12.920,0:43:16.410
why you lied deliberately a few minutes ago.

0:43:16.410,0:43:16.710
-I lied?

0:43:16.710,0:43:17.760
-Yes, to those people in the corridor.

0:43:17.760,0:43:20.220
I heard every word you said.

0:43:20.220,0:43:22.680
-It was merely that I didn't wish to be

0:43:22.680,0:43:24.589
mixed up in any inquiry.

0:43:24.589,0:43:25.960
-Inquiry? Just because a little

0:43:25.960,0:43:26.900
woman can't be found?

0:43:26.900,0:43:28.099
-That girl was making a fuss.

0:43:28.099,0:43:29.430
If the woman had disappeared...

0:43:29.430,0:43:30.760
and I'd admitted having seen her, we

0:43:30.760,0:43:33.170
might have become vital witnesses.

0:43:33.170,0:43:34.280
My name might even appear

0:43:34.280,0:43:36.319
in the papers coupled with yours.

0:43:36.319,0:43:37.480
A scandal like that might

0:43:37.480,0:43:44.480
lead anywhere, anywhere.

0:43:45.599,0:43:52.599
-Yes, I suppose it might.

0:43:52.599,0:43:58.160
(Train whistle blows as train leaves the station)

0:43:58.160,0:44:00.309
-Nobody?

0:44:00.309,0:44:02.470
-Nobody.

0:44:02.470,0:44:09.470
-Well, the only thing that came out of my side was two bits of orange peel

0:44:09.800,0:44:13.920
and a paper bag.

0:44:13.920,0:44:17.069
-I know there's a Miss Froy.

0:44:17.069,0:44:19.960
She's as real as you are.

0:44:19.960,0:44:21.400
-That's what you

0:44:21.400,0:44:22.890
say and you believe it.

0:44:22.890,0:44:24.550
But there doesn't appear to be anybody else

0:44:24.550,0:44:25.890
who has seen her.

0:44:25.890,0:44:26.309
-I saw her. I think.

0:44:26.309,0:44:26.559
-You did?

0:44:26.450,0:44:26.800
-A little woman in tweeds.

0:44:26.800,0:44:27.050
-Yes.

0:44:26.869,0:44:27.240
-Wearing a three quarter coat.

0:44:27.240,0:44:27.520
-With a scarf.

0:44:27.520,0:44:28.089
That's right. I saw her with you when

0:44:28.089,0:44:28.460
you passed the compartment.

0:44:28.460,0:44:29.260
-I knew I was right. But your husband

0:44:29.260,0:44:30.230
said he hadn't seen her.

0:44:30.230,0:44:32.859
-He didn't notice, but as soon as he

0:44:32.859,0:44:34.829
mentioned it, I remembered at once.

0:44:34.829,0:44:36.150
-You win. You know, this calls for action.

0:44:36.150,0:44:37.520
Are you prepared to make a statement?

0:44:37.520,0:44:38.099
-Of course,

0:44:38.099,0:44:38.970
if it helps.

0:44:38.970,0:44:40.349
-Pardon, my patient has just arrived.

0:44:40.349,0:44:41.559
The most fascinating complication.

0:44:41.559,0:44:43.329
-We have some news for you.

0:44:43.329,0:44:44.710
This lady actually saw Mrs. Froy.

0:44:44.710,0:44:44.960
-So.

0:44:44.940,0:44:46.540
-Are we going to have the train searched?

0:44:46.540,0:44:48.140
-You'll have to think of a fresh theory now, Doctor.

0:44:48.140,0:44:49.339
-It is not necessary.

0:44:49.339,0:44:50.819
My theory was a perfectly good one.

0:44:50.819,0:44:52.359
The facts were misleading.

0:44:52.359,0:44:53.430
I hope you will find

0:44:53.430,0:44:53.990
your friend. Excuse me.

0:44:53.990,0:44:57.569
-I'll be in here if you want me.

0:44:57.569,0:45:03.109
-Right you are. Come along.

0:45:03.109,0:45:08.700
-I was only going to mention that

0:45:08.700,0:45:10.819
I told that girl I'd seen her friend.

0:45:10.819,0:45:11.329
-What's that? Have you taken leave of your senses?

0:45:11.329,0:45:13.410
-On the contrary, I've come to them.

0:45:13.410,0:45:15.280
-What do you mean?

0:45:15.280,0:45:17.440
-If there's a scandal, there'll be

0:45:17.440,0:45:19.839
a divorce. You couldn't let me down, could you.

0:45:19.839,0:45:21.329
You'd have to do the decent thing

0:45:21.329,0:45:23.280
as reluctantly as only you know how.

0:45:23.280,0:45:25.520
-You forget one very important

0:45:25.520,0:45:26.420
thing, Margaret...

0:45:26.420,0:45:27.780
your husband would divorce you,

0:45:27.780,0:45:28.730
I've no doubt.

0:45:28.730,0:45:30.040
Whatever happens, my wife

0:45:30.040,0:45:32.220
will never divorce me.

0:45:32.220,0:45:34.500
-It may seem crazy to you, but

0:45:34.500,0:45:36.300
I tell you I'm going to search the train.

0:45:36.300,0:45:38.109
-Ah, Signorina. Down there, they look for you.

0:45:38.109,0:45:39.319
Your friend, she come back.

0:45:39.319,0:45:40.596
-Come back?

0:45:40.596,0:45:41.873
-Si, Si.

0:45:41.873,0:45:43.150
-But what happened?

0:45:43.150,0:45:44.030
-Oh. You go see.

0:45:44.030,0:45:45.359
She tell you.

0:45:45.359,0:45:48.390
-All right Athleston, relax. The crisis

0:45:48.390,0:45:55.390
is over. Come on, let's join the lady.

0:45:57.119,0:45:59.300
-Miss Froy.

0:45:59.300,0:46:03.670
That isn't Miss Froy.

0:46:03.670,0:46:05.849
-Isn't it?

0:46:05.849,0:46:06.940
-No.

0:46:06.940,0:46:10.869
-It's silly to say, but are you Miss Froy?

0:46:10.869,0:46:12.210
-No, I am Madame Kummer. (speaks in another language)

0:46:12.210,0:46:13.780
-She says she helped you into the carriage after you got hit on the head

0:46:13.780,0:46:16.256
and then went to see some friends.

0:46:16.256,0:46:18.732
(Lady speaks in another language)

0:46:18.732,0:46:21.210
-The baroness said as you spoke about an English lady she

0:46:21.210,0:46:22.670
didn't connect her with Mme Kummer.

0:46:22.670,0:46:23.900
-But she wasn't the lady I saw.

0:46:23.900,0:46:24.970
It was Miss Froy.

0:46:24.970,0:46:26.609
-Oatmeal tweeds, blue handkerchief...

0:46:26.609,0:46:29.660
-Yes, I know everything's the same, but it isn't her.

0:46:29.660,0:46:31.760
-I beg your pardon. When did you say you first

0:46:31.760,0:46:33.220
met this Miss Froy?

0:46:33.220,0:46:34.390
-Last night at the hotel.

0:46:34.390,0:46:36.270
-Was she wearing a costume like this?

0:46:36.270,0:46:38.020
-Yes, I think so.

0:46:38.020,0:46:38.540
-Then I must apologize.

0:46:38.540,0:46:39.190
You did meet her after all.

0:46:39.190,0:46:40.589
But not on this train.

0:46:40.589,0:46:44.020
In your subconscious mind...

0:46:44.020,0:46:45.069
you substituted the face of

0:46:45.069,0:46:46.500
Mme Kummer with that of Miss Froy.

0:46:46.500,0:46:48.180
-But I didn't. I couldn't have, I tell you.

0:46:48.180,0:46:49.430
I talked to her here.

0:46:49.430,0:46:50.530
-Very easily settled, there's

0:46:50.530,0:46:51.910
an English woman on this train who said she saw her.

0:46:51.910,0:46:53.173
If the lady wouldn't mind.

0:46:53.173,0:46:54.436
(Man asks woman to come with him to speak with the other woman in French)

0:46:54.436,0:46:55.700
-What a gift for languages

0:46:55.700,0:46:57.270
the fellow's got.

0:46:57.270,0:47:00.690
-I'm so sorry. Would you tell us please? Is this the woman you saw?

0:47:00.690,0:47:07.690
-It isn't a bit like her, is it?

0:47:10.309,0:47:11.510
Yes,

0:47:11.510,0:47:13.670
she's the woman.

0:47:13.670,0:47:17.760
-But it isn't. I tell you it isn't.

0:47:17.760,0:47:19.300
-Are you sure?

0:47:19.300,0:47:19.809
-Perfectly.

0:47:19.809,0:47:21.859
-She isn't. She isn't.

0:47:21.859,0:47:23.400
I'm so sorry

0:47:23.400,0:47:26.339
to have troubled you.

0:47:26.339,0:47:28.900
Aren't you going

0:47:28.900,0:47:31.460
to say anything?

0:47:31.460,0:47:35.730
-You might at least gloat.

0:47:35.730,0:47:40.849
-What am l expected to say?

0:47:40.849,0:47:44.270
You only did it

0:47:44.270,0:47:45.800
to save your own skin.

0:47:45.800,0:47:49.059
She was lying. l saw it in her face.

0:47:49.059,0:47:50.500
They're all lying. But why?

0:47:50.500,0:47:51.930
Why don't you sit

0:47:51.930,0:47:53.720
down and take it easy.

0:47:53.720,0:47:55.280
Do you believe this nonsense

0:47:55.280,0:47:56.430
about substituting faces?

0:47:56.430,0:47:57.960
I think any change

0:47:57.960,0:47:59.480
would be an improvement.

0:47:59.480,0:48:01.829
Miss Froy was on this train, and

0:48:01.829,0:48:03.000
nothing will convince me otherwise.

0:48:03.000,0:48:04.589
Must you follow

0:48:04.589,0:48:06.900
me round like a pet dog?

0:48:06.900,0:48:11.160
-A watch dog. l have better instincts.

0:48:11.160,0:48:11.770
-Goodbye.

0:48:11.770,0:48:16.980
The Doctor was right.

0:48:16.980,0:48:23.980
I never saw Miss Froy on the train.

0:48:27.940,0:48:31.599
-It didn't happen, l know now.

0:48:31.599,0:48:35.250
-Glad you're taking it like that.

0:48:35.250,0:48:37.690
Forget all about it.

0:48:37.690,0:48:41.069
Make your mind a blank.

0:48:41.069,0:48:41.770
Watch me,

0:48:41.770,0:48:43.240
you can't go wrong.

0:48:43.240,0:48:44.420
What about a spot

0:48:44.420,0:48:51.420
of something to eat?

0:48:52.250,0:48:52.829
-Anything.

0:48:52.829,0:48:55.130
-That's right, come along.

0:48:55.130,0:48:58.000
-Would you like some air?

0:48:58.000,0:48:58.579
-Thanks.

0:48:58.579,0:49:00.880
-Could you eat something?

0:49:00.880,0:49:02.609
-I could try.

0:49:02.609,0:49:05.640
That's the spirit. You'll feel

0:49:05.640,0:49:07.760
a different girl tomorrow.

0:49:07.760,0:49:14.119
I hope so. I don't want to meet

0:49:14.119,0:49:15.849
my fiance a nervous wreck.

0:49:15.849,0:49:16.540
-Your what?

0:49:16.540,0:49:18.270
-I'm being married on Thursday.

0:49:18.270,0:49:20.339
-You're sure you're not imagining that?

0:49:20.339,0:49:20.680
-Positive.

0:49:20.680,0:49:22.410
-I was afraid so. Food.

0:49:22.410,0:49:23.290
-I couldn't face it.

0:49:23.290,0:49:25.099
Do you mind if I talk

0:49:25.099,0:49:26.309
with my mouth full?

0:49:26.309,0:49:27.220
If you must.

0:49:27.220,0:49:29.890
-Want to hear about my early life?

0:49:29.890,0:49:32.099
-I don't think so.

0:49:32.099,0:49:32.760
Since you press me,

0:49:32.760,0:49:33.010
I'll begin with my father.

0:49:32.890,0:49:33.970
It's remarkable how many great

0:49:33.970,0:49:35.440
men began with their fathers.

0:49:35.440,0:49:36.510
-Something to drink?

0:49:36.510,0:49:39.010
-No. Yes. A cup of tea, please.

0:49:39.010,0:49:41.859
One tea and no soup for the lady.

0:49:41.859,0:49:43.339
My father was a colourful character.

0:49:43.339,0:49:45.880
Amongst other things, he was strongly

0:49:45.880,0:49:48.020
addicted to you'll never guess.

0:49:48.020,0:49:49.349
Harriman's Herbal Tea.

0:49:49.349,0:49:50.690
-No, double scotches.

0:49:50.690,0:49:52.910
-A million Mexicans drink it.

0:49:52.910,0:49:54.690
-Maybe, but Father didn't.

0:49:54.690,0:49:57.210
-Miss Froy gave a packet to the waiter.

0:49:57.210,0:49:58.770
-A packet of what?

0:49:58.770,0:49:59.859
-Harriman's Herbal Tea.

0:49:59.859,0:50:01.250
It was the only sort she liked.

0:50:01.250,0:50:03.040
We agreed you were going to make

0:50:03.040,0:50:04.130
your mind a complete blank.

0:50:04.130,0:50:06.390
-It's so real. I'm sure it happened.

0:50:06.390,0:50:09.559
-Did we or did we not?

0:50:09.559,0:50:11.140
We did. Sorry.

0:50:11.140,0:50:13.780
Tell me about your father.

0:50:13.780,0:50:15.880
-My father was a very remarkable man.

0:50:15.880,0:50:17.549
-Did he play the clarinet?

0:50:17.549,0:50:21.720
He did. In fact he never put it down

0:50:21.720,0:50:23.490
unless it became absolutely necessary.

0:50:23.490,0:50:24.369
I couldn't help inheriting

0:50:24.369,0:50:26.520
his love of music.

0:50:26.520,0:50:27.599
-Why not?

0:50:27.599,0:50:30.839
-That was all he left me.

0:50:30.839,0:50:32.460
You're remarkably attractive.

0:50:32.460,0:50:35.160
Has anyone ever told you?

0:50:35.160,0:50:37.319
We were discussing you.

0:50:37.319,0:50:41.099
-Yes, of course. Do you like me?

0:50:41.099,0:50:42.180
-Not much.

0:50:42.180,0:50:44.990
I paid my father's debts and went

0:50:44.990,0:50:46.440
away before they cashed the cheques.

0:50:46.440,0:50:47.440
I'm writing a book

0:50:47.440,0:50:48.480
on folk dancing.

0:50:48.480,0:50:50.420
-Would you like to buy a copy?

0:50:50.420,0:50:51.290
-I'd love to.

0:50:51.290,0:50:52.030
-When does it see the light of day?

0:50:52.030,0:50:52.280
-In about four years.

0:50:52.030,0:50:54.630
-That's a very long time.

0:50:54.630,0:50:58.760
-It's a very long book.

0:50:58.760,0:51:00.020
Do you know why

0:51:00.020,0:51:01.079
you fascinate me?

0:51:01.079,0:51:02.710
I'll tell you. You have the great

0:51:02.710,0:51:04.130
qualities I used to admire in my father.

0:51:04.130,0:51:05.220
You've no manners at all, and

0:51:05.220,0:51:11.380
you're always seeing things.

0:51:11.380,0:51:16.000
-What's the matter?

0:51:16.000,0:51:17.540
-Look!

0:51:17.540,0:51:20.619
-It's gone!

0:51:20.619,0:51:21.510
-What's gone?

0:51:21.510,0:51:22.130
Miss Froy's name

0:51:22.130,0:51:23.170
on the window.

0:51:23.170,0:51:25.400
You must have seen it.

0:51:25.400,0:51:28.790
She's on the train.

0:51:28.790,0:51:30.480
Steady! Steady!

0:51:30.480,0:51:32.420
We've got to find her. Something's

0:51:32.420,0:51:33.760
happening to her. Stop the train.

0:51:33.760,0:51:36.809
Listen everybody. There's a

0:51:36.809,0:51:37.510
woman on the train, Miss Froy...

0:51:37.510,0:51:38.450
you must have seen her.

0:51:38.450,0:51:39.869
They hide her somewhere.

0:51:39.869,0:51:40.569
I appeal to you

0:51:40.569,0:51:42.359
all to stop the train.

0:51:42.359,0:51:43.690
Please help me.

0:51:43.690,0:51:45.470
Please stop the train.

0:51:45.470,0:51:46.500
Do you hear me?

0:51:46.500,0:51:48.760
Do something before it's too late!

0:51:48.760,0:51:55.760
I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.

0:51:56.619,0:52:03.619
For heaven's sake, stop this train.

0:52:04.089,0:52:07.819
Leave me alone.

0:52:07.819,0:52:11.549
Leave me alone.

0:52:11.549,0:52:15.290
Ten minutes late

0:52:15.290,0:52:18.140
thanks to that girl.

0:52:18.140,0:52:20.690
Any more tricks and we shall be

0:52:20.690,0:52:25.299
late for the last day of the match.

0:52:25.299,0:52:31.700
-You couldn't put it to her in some way.

0:52:31.700,0:52:32.020
-What?

0:52:32.020,0:52:34.299
-People just don't vanish and so forth.

0:52:34.299,0:52:35.140
-But she has.

0:52:35.140,0:52:35.440
What?

0:52:35.440,0:52:35.730
Vanished.

0:52:35.730,0:52:36.030
-Who?

0:52:36.030,0:52:36.920
-The old dame.

0:52:36.920,0:52:37.210
-Yes.

0:52:37.210,0:52:37.510
-Well?

0:52:37.510,0:52:38.690
-But how could she?

0:52:38.690,0:52:38.990
-What?

0:52:38.990,0:52:39.290
-Vanish.

0:52:39.290,0:52:40.180
-I don't know.

0:52:40.180,0:52:41.950
That just explains my point. People

0:52:41.950,0:52:44.569
just don't disappear into thin air.

0:52:44.569,0:52:46.369
-It's done in India.

0:52:46.369,0:52:47.309
-What?

0:52:47.309,0:52:50.109
The rope trick.

0:52:50.109,0:52:54.109
Oh that. It never comes

0:52:54.109,0:52:55.059
out in a photograph.

0:52:55.059,0:52:57.020
In half an hour we stop at Morsken,

0:52:57.020,0:52:58.250
just before the border.

0:52:58.250,0:52:59.700
I will leave there with my

0:52:59.700,0:53:01.910
patient for the National Hospital.

0:53:01.910,0:53:03.480
If you will come with me, you could

0:53:03.480,0:53:05.470
stay overnight in a private ward.

0:53:05.470,0:53:07.140
-You need peace and rest.

0:53:07.140,0:53:08.329
-Sorry, nothing doing.

0:53:08.329,0:53:11.450
-Isn't there anything we can do?

0:53:11.450,0:53:16.670
-Yes, find Miss Froy.

0:53:16.670,0:53:21.549
If she does not rest

0:53:21.549,0:53:23.470
I will not answer for her.

0:53:23.470,0:53:25.490
It will be best if you persuade her.

0:53:25.490,0:53:26.579
She likes you.

0:53:26.579,0:53:33.579
I'm as popular as a dose

0:53:35.410,0:53:42.349
of strychnine.

0:53:42.349,0:53:49.349
If coated with sugar,

0:53:51.920,0:53:58.920
she may swallow it.

0:54:02.440,0:54:07.690
Cosmopolitan train.

0:54:07.690,0:54:14.690
People of all nations.

0:54:18.210,0:54:22.450
I've just seen at least a million

0:54:22.450,0:54:27.980
Mexicans in the corridor.

0:54:27.980,0:54:28.290
Think over what

0:54:28.290,0:54:28.799
Doctor Hertz said.

0:54:28.799,0:54:29.359
If you feel like changing

0:54:29.359,0:54:29.930
your mind, I'll be around.

0:54:29.930,0:54:34.369
-What's all the mystery?

0:54:34.369,0:54:41.369
-You're right.

0:54:42.690,0:54:44.930
Miss Froy is on the this train.

0:54:44.930,0:54:46.349
I've just seen that packet of tea.

0:54:46.349,0:54:47.160
They chucked it out

0:54:47.160,0:54:47.770
with the rubbish.

0:54:47.770,0:54:49.180
-You're late. She may be dead now.

0:54:49.180,0:54:50.890
-Dead or alive...

0:54:50.890,0:54:52.750
Anyway, I remember once spending

0:54:52.750,0:54:53.819
a bank holiday at Brighton...

0:54:53.819,0:54:56.359
Let's search this train. There's

0:54:56.359,0:55:03.359
something definitely queer in the air.

0:55:04.520,0:55:11.520
It's [br]a supply service

0:55:16.450,0:55:21.420
for trunk murderers.

0:55:21.420,0:55:26.160
What's this?

0:55:26.160,0:55:33.160
-It's all right, It's only us.

0:55:36.200,0:55:40.490
-Hurry up. Quickly.

0:55:40.490,0:55:43.730
Maybe it's Miss Froy

0:55:43.730,0:55:44.260
bewitched.

0:55:44.260,0:55:46.910
I refused to be discouraged.

0:55:46.910,0:55:50.089
Faint heart never found old lady.

0:55:50.089,0:55:52.730
-Do you know anything about her?

0:55:52.730,0:55:53.119
-No.

0:55:53.119,0:55:54.530
Only that she is a governess

0:55:54.530,0:55:55.630
going home.

0:55:55.630,0:55:59.109
-What is this thing?

0:55:59.109,0:56:00.849
-Can't imagine.

0:56:00.849,0:56:03.470
There might be

0:56:03.470,0:56:06.079
something down here.

0:56:06.079,0:56:08.690
-What on earth!

0:56:08.690,0:56:11.309
-Our Italian friend.

0:56:11.309,0:56:14.660
I've got it. There.

0:56:14.660,0:56:15.579
The Great Doppo.

0:56:15.579,0:56:17.210
-His visiting card. Look!

0:56:17.210,0:56:21.940
-What's it say?

0:56:21.940,0:56:23.799
The Great Doppo. Magician,

0:56:23.799,0:56:24.980
illusionist, mind reader...

0:56:24.980,0:56:28.119
he will appear in all the towns and

0:56:28.119,0:56:30.430
cities. See his fascinating act...

0:56:30.430,0:56:32.500
-The Vanishing Lady.

0:56:32.500,0:56:34.569
-The Vanishing Lady.

0:56:34.569,0:56:36.680
-Perhaps that's the explanation.

0:56:36.680,0:56:37.150
-What?

0:56:37.150,0:56:39.089
-Maybe he's practising on Miss Froy.

0:56:39.089,0:56:41.190
-Perhaps it's a publicity stunt.

0:56:41.190,0:56:42.220
No. That wouldn't account for

0:56:42.220,0:56:43.000
the Baroness or Madame Kummer.

0:56:43.000,0:56:43.470
-What's your theory?

0:56:43.470,0:56:44.250
-l don't know. My theory?

0:56:44.250,0:56:44.720
I'll tell you.

0:56:44.720,0:56:45.030
Oh dear.

0:56:45.030,0:56:49.280
I can't get this one.

0:56:49.280,0:56:54.900
-Where are you?

0:56:54.900,0:57:01.900
-Here with a smell of camphor balls.

0:57:08.010,0:57:10.470
-I can't see you.

0:57:10.470,0:57:11.339
-I'm about somewhere.

0:57:11.339,0:57:13.049
-Here I am. Where are you?

0:57:13.049,0:57:14.490
-I don't know.

0:57:14.490,0:57:20.030
That's what comes of not saying

0:57:20.030,0:57:20.950
Abracadabra.

0:57:20.950,0:57:23.720
-Are you hurt?

0:57:23.720,0:57:25.569
-Not much.

0:57:25.569,0:57:28.410
-Come and sit down over here.

0:57:28.410,0:57:30.170
-What is this thing?

0:57:30.170,0:57:32.359
In magic circles, we cal

0:57:32.359,0:57:34.119
it the disappearing cabinet.

0:57:34.119,0:57:37.280
-You get inside and vanish.

0:57:37.280,0:57:38.799
-So I noticed.

0:57:38.799,0:57:41.920
-You were about to tell me your theory.

0:57:41.920,0:57:42.700
-My theory.

0:57:42.700,0:57:45.430
My theory, dear Watson, is that we

0:57:45.430,0:57:47.359
are in very deep waters indeed.

0:57:47.359,0:57:50.970
Thank you. Let us marshal our facts

0:57:50.970,0:57:54.230
over a pipeful of Baker Street shag.

0:57:54.230,0:57:55.940
A little old lady disappears. Everyone

0:57:55.940,0:57:58.539
that saw her says she wasn't there.

0:57:58.539,0:57:58.920
Right?

0:57:58.920,0:58:01.910
But she was. Therefore, they did see

0:58:01.910,0:58:04.619
her. Therefor, they are lying. Why?

0:58:04.619,0:58:07.329
-I don't know. I'm just Watson.

0:58:07.329,0:58:10.049
-Don't bury yourself it the part.

0:58:10.049,0:58:10.299
Because they

0:58:10.180,0:58:11.539
daren't face an enquiry...

0:58:11.539,0:58:12.450
because Miss Froy's probably

0:58:12.450,0:58:13.859
still somewhere on the train.

0:58:13.859,0:58:15.960
-I told you that hours ago.

0:58:15.960,0:58:17.010
-So you did.

0:58:17.010,0:58:18.299
For that you shall have

0:58:18.299,0:58:19.289
a trichonoply cigar.

0:58:19.289,0:58:21.140
There's only one thing left to

0:58:21.140,0:58:24.280
do. Search the train in disguise.

0:58:24.280,0:58:26.049
As what?

0:58:26.049,0:58:28.700
-Old English gentleman.

0:58:28.700,0:58:32.240
-They'd see through you.

0:58:32.240,0:58:34.900
Perhaps you're right.

0:58:34.900,0:58:38.710
Will Hay. ''No, boys, which one of

0:58:38.710,0:58:40.000
you has stolen Miss Froy? Own up.''

0:58:40.000,0:58:41.609
-Those glasses. Give them to me.

0:58:41.609,0:58:42.250
-Why?

0:58:42.250,0:58:43.420
-They're Miss Froy's.

0:58:43.420,0:58:44.430
-Are you sure?

0:58:44.430,0:58:46.109
They're the same. Gold rimmed.

0:58:46.109,0:58:47.789
Where did you find them?

0:58:47.789,0:58:49.710
-On the floor. The glass is broken.

0:58:49.710,0:58:50.950
-Probably in the struggle.

0:58:50.950,0:58:52.190
Pick up the glass.

0:58:52.190,0:58:53.740
Do you realise that this is our first

0:58:53.740,0:58:56.000
piece of really tangible proof?

0:58:56.000,0:58:57.819
That's the lot.

0:58:57.819,0:59:01.460
Will you give me those spectacles.

0:59:01.460,0:59:05.099
They belong to me. My spectacles.

0:59:05.099,0:59:05.710
Yours?

0:59:05.710,0:59:07.530
Are you sure?

0:59:07.530,0:59:11.970
Naughty. That's a very large nose

0:59:11.970,0:59:15.680
for a very small pair of spectacles.

0:59:15.680,0:59:16.859
Is that the game?

0:59:16.859,0:59:19.920
We'll see about that.

0:59:19.920,0:59:25.630
These are Miss Froy's glasses.

0:59:25.630,0:59:32.619
She's been in here and you know it.

0:59:32.619,0:59:36.359
Well don't stand hoping about like

0:59:36.359,0:59:41.190
a referee, co-operate. Kick him.

0:59:41.190,0:59:44.660
That doesn't help.

0:59:44.660,0:59:50.430
Quick, pull his ears back.

0:59:50.430,0:59:53.309
Give them a twist.

0:59:53.309,0:59:58.660
He's got a knife!

0:59:58.660,1:00:05.660
Get hold of it before

1:00:19.809,1:00:25.520
he cuts a slice off me.

1:00:25.520,1:00:29.220
I can't reach it.

1:00:29.220,1:00:31.069
Well done.

1:00:31.069,1:00:36.619
We know how that thing works.

1:00:36.619,1:00:40.329
Come out of there.

1:00:40.329,1:00:45.780
Is he out, do you think?

1:00:45.780,1:00:51.299
We've got to hide somewhere.

1:00:51.299,1:00:58.299
-I wonder what's in here?

1:01:00.940,1:01:04.799
-Hurry up!

1:01:04.799,1:01:08.650
It's empty.

1:01:08.650,1:01:14.440
Bring him along.

1:01:14.440,1:01:17.180
-What's the matter?

1:01:17.180,1:01:22.069
-Garlic. I'll be all right in a minute.

1:01:22.069,1:01:24.680
-Here, hold on to this.

1:01:24.680,1:01:25.200
-Yes.

1:01:25.200,1:01:26.940
We know that Miss Froy

1:01:26.940,1:01:28.069
was on this train...

1:01:28.069,1:01:29.619
and that our friend

1:01:29.619,1:01:31.940
had something to do with it.

1:01:31.940,1:01:33.880
That ought to keep him.

1:01:33.880,1:01:35.829
Hard work, but worth it.

1:01:35.829,1:01:37.049
Let's have the evidence.

1:01:37.049,1:01:37.520
-Evidence?

1:01:37.520,1:01:38.920
-Yes, the glasses.

1:01:38.920,1:01:40.319
You've got them.

1:01:40.319,1:01:43.740
No, I haven't got them.

1:01:43.740,1:01:45.869
He's got them.

1:01:45.869,1:01:51.200
He isn't there.

1:01:51.200,1:01:52.980
Snookered.

1:01:52.980,1:01:54.670
It's a false bottom.

1:01:54.670,1:01:58.230
-The twister! He's a contortionist.

1:01:58.230,1:01:59.400
-He's gone all right.

1:01:59.400,1:02:00.410
To find the others

1:02:00.410,1:02:01.490
and make more trouble.

1:02:01.490,1:02:03.710
We can't fight the whole train.

1:02:03.710,1:02:05.559
-But who can we trust?

1:02:05.559,1:02:06.670
-That's the snag.

1:02:06.670,1:02:08.299
-There's the Doctor Hartz person.

1:02:08.299,1:02:10.640
-Yes, you're right. He might help.

1:02:10.640,1:02:10.900
-Let's tell him the symptoms.

1:02:10.900,1:02:13.829
-All right. Wait a minute.

1:02:13.829,1:02:20.829
This is the one.

1:02:24.930,1:02:31.930
He's not there.

1:02:33.250,1:02:40.250
-I've had a particularly idiotic idea.

1:02:42.619,1:02:44.140
-I can't believe that.

1:02:44.140,1:02:46.039
Suppose that patient in there

1:02:46.039,1:02:47.130
is Miss Froy.

1:02:47.130,1:02:48.450
But it didn't come on the train until

1:02:48.450,1:02:51.569
after Miss Froy had disappeared.

1:02:51.569,1:02:58.569
That's why it's an idiotic idea.

1:03:03.579,1:03:10.579
Let's find the doctor.

1:03:13.200,1:03:18.099
-No, wait a minute.

1:03:18.099,1:03:18.390
-What is it?

1:03:18.390,1:03:18.970
-Notice anything wrong with that nun?

1:03:18.970,1:03:19.220
-No.

1:03:19.069,1:03:19.839
I don't think she's a nun at all.

1:03:19.839,1:03:20.329
They don't wear high heels.

1:03:20.329,1:03:22.450
You're right. Did you see Mme

1:03:22.450,1:03:25.079
Kummer get on the train?

1:03:25.079,1:03:25.329
No.

1:03:25.099,1:03:25.500
Supposing they decoyed Miss Froy

1:03:25.500,1:03:27.589
into the luggage van and hid her.

1:03:27.589,1:03:29.920
At the first stop the patient comes

1:03:29.920,1:03:30.460
abroad. Head injury, all wrapped up.

1:03:30.460,1:03:33.059
The patient is Madame Kummer

1:03:33.059,1:03:34.660
and she becomes Miss Froy...

1:03:34.660,1:03:37.780
and Miss Froy becomes that.

1:03:37.780,1:03:44.730
But why go to all this trouble to

1:03:44.730,1:03:50.670
kidnap a little harmless governess?

1:03:50.670,1:03:53.039
It isn't a governess at all.

1:03:53.039,1:03:55.109
Perhaps it's some political thing.

1:03:55.109,1:03:55.940
Let's investigate.

1:03:55.940,1:03:58.420
You'll just have to put up

1:03:58.420,1:03:59.400
with it in English.

1:03:59.400,1:04:00.789
Can we take a look at your patient,

1:04:00.789,1:04:01.180
please? Thank you.

1:04:01.180,1:04:08.180
Keep an eye on the nun.

1:04:08.319,1:04:10.990
What are you doing here?

1:04:10.990,1:04:13.440
Why are you in here?

1:04:13.440,1:04:15.530
This is a most serious accident case.

1:04:15.530,1:04:17.220
You have no business to be here.

1:04:17.220,1:04:20.799
We want you to undo the bandages

1:04:20.799,1:04:22.349
and let us see your patients face.

1:04:22.349,1:04:23.359
Are you out of your senses?

1:04:23.359,1:04:25.559
There is no face there.

1:04:25.559,1:04:27.420
Nothing but lumps of new flesh.

1:04:27.420,1:04:29.890
The case has lost so much blood...

1:04:29.890,1:04:30.609
nothing but a transfusion

1:04:30.609,1:04:31.230
can save him.

1:04:31.230,1:04:32.490
What do you want me to do?

1:04:32.490,1:04:33.180
Murder my patient?

1:04:33.180,1:04:36.109
-You're sure that this is your patient?

1:04:36.109,1:04:38.720
-We believe it's Miss Froy.

1:04:38.720,1:04:41.410
You can't be serious. What on

1:04:41.410,1:04:46.780
earth put such ideas into your heads?

1:04:46.780,1:04:49.829
-I understand she is deaf and dumb.

1:04:49.829,1:04:50.279
-But she may lip read.

1:04:50.279,1:04:51.910
That's possible. In that case, perhaps

1:04:51.910,1:04:54.619
you will join me in the dining car?

1:04:54.619,1:04:58.599
I'll be with you in a moment. I want to be

1:04:58.599,1:05:00.970
certain my patient hasn't been disturbed.

1:05:00.970,1:05:07.869
How do I know how they cottoned on?

1:05:07.869,1:05:13.049
Somebody must have tipped them off.

1:05:13.049,1:05:16.279
-You never said the girl was English.

1:05:16.279,1:05:17.589
-What difference does it make?

1:05:17.589,1:05:20.130
In a few minutes, I will order three

1:05:20.130,1:05:21.720
drinks in the dining car.

1:05:21.720,1:05:23.390
Mine will be Chartreuse.

1:05:23.390,1:05:25.359
One of the stewards is working

1:05:25.359,1:05:32.359
for us. Listen carefully.

1:05:35.359,1:05:42.359
There's that girl again.

1:05:45.359,1:05:50.430
Seems to have recovered.

1:05:50.430,1:05:50.680
Lucky it blew over.

1:05:50.539,1:05:52.260
-You'll tell me what it's all about?

1:05:52.260,1:05:54.819
-Have you actually seen your patient?

1:05:54.819,1:05:56.630
No, l received a message to pick

1:05:56.630,1:05:57.869
the case up and operate at Morsken.

1:05:57.869,1:05:59.660
-How do you know its not Miss Froy.

1:05:59.660,1:06:02.180
-We think there's been a change.

1:06:02.180,1:06:05.210
You think that someone has...

1:06:05.210,1:06:07.059
I want a green chartreuse.

1:06:07.059,1:06:08.089
Won't you join me?

1:06:08.089,1:06:09.069
-I'll like a large brandy, please.

1:06:09.069,1:06:09.390
-And you?

1:06:09.390,1:06:09.880
-Nothing, thank you.

1:06:09.880,1:06:11.089
-It'll do you good.

1:06:11.089,1:06:13.839
You are very tired.

1:06:13.839,1:06:17.270
It will pick you up.

1:06:17.270,1:06:20.210
-All right, just a small one.

1:06:20.210,1:06:25.230
-2 brandies and a Chartreuse.

1:06:25.230,1:06:26.079
Do you know anything about the nun

1:06:26.079,1:06:30.240
who is looking after the patient?

1:06:30.240,1:06:31.099
Nun? No. She is from the convent

1:06:31.099,1:06:32.569
where the accident occurred.

1:06:32.569,1:06:35.039
Don't you think it is curious that

1:06:35.039,1:06:36.799
she's wearing high heeled shoes?

1:06:36.799,1:06:38.920
Is she? That is rather curious,

1:06:38.920,1:06:39.630
isn't it?

1:06:39.630,1:06:42.010
A conspiracy.

1:06:42.010,1:06:43.049
That's all it can be.

1:06:43.049,1:06:44.230
These people on the train say

1:06:44.230,1:06:46.240
they haven't seen Miss Froy.

1:06:46.240,1:06:46.980
We know because

1:06:46.980,1:06:49.140
in the luggage van...

1:06:49.140,1:06:50.760
She's off again!

1:06:50.760,1:06:53.740
Puts the lid on our getting back

1:06:53.740,1:06:55.750
in time, if she did.

1:06:55.750,1:06:56.760
Then this fellow from

1:06:56.760,1:06:57.520
the carriage, Doppo...

1:06:57.520,1:06:57.960
he came along

1:06:57.960,1:06:59.140
and grabbed the glasses.

1:06:59.140,1:06:59.980
Then we went for him

1:06:59.980,1:07:01.089
and had a fight.

1:07:01.089,1:07:02.670
-A fight?

1:07:02.670,1:07:05.829
-We knocked him out.

1:07:05.829,1:07:11.369
-Seems to have made a speedy recovery.

1:07:11.369,1:07:13.789
-Yes. That's just bluff.

1:07:13.789,1:07:20.789
How could he be involved in a

1:07:22.799,1:07:27.960
conspiracy? Look at the poor fellow.

1:07:27.960,1:07:29.789
He's just a harmless traveller.

1:07:29.789,1:07:31.390
He's a musical artist on a tour

1:07:31.390,1:07:31.809
of Bandrika.

1:07:31.809,1:07:32.799
The Baroness' husband is

1:07:32.799,1:07:34.020
Minister of Propaganda.

1:07:34.020,1:07:34.779
One word from her and

1:07:34.779,1:07:36.460
his tour would be cancelled.

1:07:36.460,1:07:37.250
I see.

1:07:37.250,1:07:38.460
And the stewards would got a

1:07:38.460,1:07:43.670
nice cosy brick wall to lean against.

1:07:43.670,1:07:45.770
But tell me about

1:07:45.770,1:07:47.180
the two English travellers.

1:07:47.180,1:07:49.200
-They also denied seeing her?

1:07:49.200,1:07:50.420
-British diplomacy, doctor.

1:07:50.420,1:07:51.589
Never climb a fence if you can sit

1:07:51.589,1:07:55.200
on it. Old Foreign Office proverb.

1:07:55.200,1:07:55.970
Why should someone want

1:07:55.970,1:07:57.809
to dispose of the old lady?

1:07:57.809,1:07:59.750
That stumps us. All we know is she

1:07:59.750,1:08:05.319
was on this train and now she's...

1:08:05.319,1:08:06.440
gone.

1:08:06.440,1:08:10.400
If you're right, it means the whole

1:08:10.400,1:08:11.680
train is against us.

1:08:11.680,1:08:14.559
What are we going to do?

1:08:14.559,1:08:16.410
In view of what you've just told me,

1:08:16.410,1:08:18.670
I'll risk examining my patient.

1:08:18.670,1:08:22.069
We mustn't act suspiciously.

1:08:22.069,1:08:25.689
Behave as if nothing had happened.

1:08:25.689,1:08:31.430
Drink, that'll steady your nerves.

1:08:31.430,1:08:36.180
To our health. And may

1:08:36.180,1:08:38.689
our enemies, if they exist...

1:08:38.689,1:08:39.330
be unconscious of

1:08:39.330,1:08:44.049
our purpose.

1:08:44.049,1:08:51.049
Let's go. We

1:08:51.140,1:08:58.140
must hurry now.

1:08:58.220,1:09:02.950
Come on,

1:09:02.950,1:09:07.670
drink up.

1:09:07.670,1:09:10.520
Wait in here.

1:09:10.520,1:09:11.979
Right you are.

1:09:11.979,1:09:12.950
-Anything wrong?

1:09:12.950,1:09:13.439
-Nothing.

1:09:13.439,1:09:13.990
Except they noticed you

1:09:13.990,1:09:16.160
were wearing high heels.

1:09:16.160,1:09:19.130
But it makes no difference.

1:09:19.130,1:09:20.899
We shall reach Morsken

1:09:20.899,1:09:23.520
in 3 minutes.

1:09:23.520,1:09:28.600
Quite an eventful journey.

1:09:28.600,1:09:29.870
Well?

1:09:29.870,1:09:31.140
Yes,

1:09:31.140,1:09:33.049
the patient is Miss Froy.

1:09:33.049,1:09:34.740
She will be taken off

1:09:34.740,1:09:36.430
the train in 3 minutes.

1:09:36.430,1:09:39.130
She will be removed to the hospital

1:09:39.130,1:09:40.760
there and operated on.

1:09:40.760,1:09:42.819
The operation will

1:09:42.819,1:09:44.870
not be successful.

1:09:44.870,1:09:48.170
I should perhaps explain that the

1:09:48.170,1:09:55.170
operation will be performed by me.

1:10:00.090,1:10:02.170
I am in this conspiracy

1:10:02.170,1:10:02.420
as you term it.

1:10:02.330,1:10:06.980
You are a very

1:10:06.980,1:10:08.140
alert young couple...

1:10:08.140,1:10:10.050
but it's quite useless for you to

1:10:10.050,1:10:13.610
think of a way out of your dilemma.

1:10:13.610,1:10:15.220
The drink you've had now, l regret to

1:10:15.220,1:10:18.240
say, contained a quantity of Hydrocin.

1:10:18.240,1:10:21.170
Hydrocin is a very little known

1:10:21.170,1:10:23.610
drug which has the effect...

1:10:23.610,1:10:25.980
of paralysing the brain and

1:10:25.980,1:10:27.570
rendering the victim unconscious...

1:10:27.570,1:10:29.170
for a considerable period.

1:10:29.170,1:10:31.240
In a larger quantity,

1:10:31.240,1:10:33.960
it induces madness.

1:10:33.960,1:10:39.560
However the dose was

1:10:39.560,1:10:43.760
a normal one.

1:10:43.760,1:10:45.900
Soon you will join your

1:10:45.900,1:10:46.820
young friend.

1:10:46.820,1:10:50.080
Need l say how sorry l am feeling

1:10:50.080,1:10:56.650
to take such a melodramatic course.

1:10:56.650,1:10:57.940
But your persistent meddling

1:10:57.940,1:11:04.940
made it necessary.

1:11:12.300,1:11:15.590
Are you all right?

1:11:15.590,1:11:17.800
You must have fainted.

1:11:17.800,1:11:19.390
There is a woman next door

1:11:19.390,1:11:20.080
going to be murdered...

1:11:20.080,1:11:20.930
and we've got to get moving

1:11:20.930,1:11:22.960
before this stuff takes effect.

1:11:22.960,1:11:25.160
If you keep on the go you

1:11:25.160,1:11:26.340
can stay awake.

1:11:26.340,1:11:28.020
Right, come on,

1:11:28.020,1:11:29.700
let's get going.

1:11:29.700,1:11:30.430
It's locked.

1:11:30.430,1:11:33.830
We can't go that way.

1:11:33.830,1:11:35.870
We'll be spotted.

1:11:35.870,1:11:38.590
-You can't do that!

1:11:38.590,1:11:42.670
-Don't worry, it's only next door...

1:11:42.670,1:11:49.670
you carry on keeping fit,

1:11:54.420,1:12:01.420
touch your toes...

1:12:03.170,1:12:10.170
stand your head, do anything

1:12:17.770,1:12:24.770
but fall asleep.

1:12:26.520,1:12:27.790
You needn't be afraid,

1:12:27.790,1:12:29.660
it is Miss Froy.

1:12:29.660,1:12:32.750
It's all right,

1:12:32.750,1:12:33.550
you haven't been drugged.

1:12:33.550,1:12:34.810
He told me to put something

1:12:34.810,1:12:36.350
in your drinks but l didn't do it.

1:12:36.350,1:12:37.070
Who the devil are you?

1:12:37.070,1:12:37.480
He said you were deaf and dumb.

1:12:37.480,1:12:39.870
Never mind about that now, if you

1:12:39.870,1:12:46.870
want to save her you've got to hurry.

1:12:48.290,1:12:53.620
What's gonna happen now?

1:12:53.620,1:13:00.290
Let's hold them off until

1:13:00.290,1:13:02.950
past Morsken...

1:13:02.950,1:13:08.080
the frontier's a few miles

1:13:08.080,1:13:10.520
beyond the station.

1:13:10.520,1:13:10.770
Come on,

1:13:10.750,1:13:12.430
there's still time.

1:13:12.430,1:13:14.530
That's Morsken.

1:13:14.530,1:13:15.750
Have you finished?

1:13:15.750,1:13:16.000
Come on,

1:13:15.950,1:13:16.200
Miss Froy.

1:13:16.150,1:13:17.850
Come on kid, you're not drugged,

1:13:17.850,1:13:19.200
I'll explain later. Abracadabra.

1:13:19.200,1:13:21.230
-Miss Froy, I can't believe it!

1:13:21.230,1:13:25.320
-Thank you. Thank you very much.

1:13:25.320,1:13:26.840
Careful.

1:13:26.840,1:13:28.360
Ready?

1:13:28.360,1:13:29.880
Yes.

1:13:29.880,1:13:36.880
-Are you all right, Miss Froy?

1:13:39.020,1:13:43.580
-Yes, thank you.

1:13:43.580,1:13:50.580
It's rather like the rush hour

1:14:50.470,1:14:57.470
on the underground.[br]We're slowing down.

1:15:28.150,1:15:31.070
I'm sorry you've had such an

1:15:31.070,1:15:38.070
uncomfortable journey, Miss Froy.

1:15:40.000,1:15:47.000
Get back on the train.

1:15:53.690,1:16:00.690
I hope nothing goes wrong.

1:16:07.380,1:16:14.380
Aren't we stopping

1:16:15.600,1:16:22.600
rather a long time?

1:16:26.550,1:16:29.960
The ambulance is going.

1:16:29.960,1:16:36.960
We'll be off in a jiffy.

1:16:42.440,1:16:48.830
Another couple of minutes,

1:16:48.830,1:16:49.950
we'll be over the border.

1:16:49.950,1:16:54.790
I've been well paid and I've done

1:16:54.790,1:16:57.560
dirty work for it...

1:16:57.560,1:17:00.060
but this was murder and she is

1:17:00.060,1:17:00.640
an English woman.

1:17:00.640,1:17:01.620
-You are Bandrieken.

1:17:01.620,1:17:03.270
-My husband was, but I'm English.

1:17:03.270,1:17:04.400
You were going to butcher

1:17:04.400,1:17:05.540
her in cold blood.

1:17:05.540,1:17:07.670
Your little diversion made it necessary

1:17:07.670,1:17:10.690
not only to remove the lady...

1:17:10.690,1:17:12.240
but two others as well.

1:17:12.240,1:17:14.590
You can' t do that.

1:17:14.590,1:17:17.500
It'd be fool to permit the existence

1:17:17.500,1:17:19.870
of anyone who cannot be trusted.

1:17:19.870,1:17:23.490
-You wouldn't dare. l know too much.

1:17:23.490,1:17:25.010
-Precisely.

1:17:25.010,1:17:31.080
I think we're over

1:17:31.080,1:17:35.630
the border now.

1:17:35.630,1:17:36.850
You can come out,

1:17:36.850,1:17:37.580
Miss Froy.

1:17:37.580,1:17:39.770
-Bless me. What an unpleasant journey.

1:17:39.770,1:17:40.500
-Never mind.

1:17:40.500,1:17:43.490
You shall have a corner seat for the

1:17:43.490,1:17:44.700
rest of the way. There you are.

1:17:44.700,1:17:44.950
Now that it's over, you ought

1:17:44.770,1:17:46.380
to tell us what it's all about.

1:17:46.380,1:17:50.420
What was that scream?

1:17:50.420,1:17:55.460
-It was the train whistle.

1:17:55.460,1:17:59.500
-It was the woman.

1:17:59.500,1:18:01.520
Be careful.

1:18:01.520,1:18:04.500
We're on a branch line and they've

1:18:04.500,1:18:06.390
slipped the rear of the train.

1:18:06.390,1:18:07.230
Oh dear!

1:18:07.230,1:18:09.210
Why are these people going

1:18:09.210,1:18:11.900
to these lengths to get hold of you?

1:18:11.900,1:18:12.780
I haven't the faintest idea.

1:18:12.780,1:18:13.560
I'm a children's governess...

1:18:13.560,1:18:14.340
I think they've made

1:18:14.340,1:18:14.930
some terrible mistake.

1:18:14.930,1:18:16.100
Why are holding out on us?

1:18:16.100,1:18:16.680
Tell the truth.

1:18:16.680,1:18:18.410
You got us involved in this fantastic

1:18:18.410,1:18:19.970
plot you might at least trust us.

1:18:19.970,1:18:21.960
I really don't know...

1:18:21.960,1:18:23.950
-Is there anyone else?

1:18:23.950,1:18:26.440
-There's only the dining cart...

1:18:26.440,1:18:28.430
but there won't be

1:18:28.430,1:18:29.920
anybody there now.

1:18:29.920,1:18:33.410
What do you make it, tea time?

1:18:33.410,1:18:35.790
I'll go have a look.

1:18:35.790,1:18:37.580
Come on.

1:18:37.580,1:18:41.140
We'd better stick together.

1:18:41.140,1:18:43.060
There's the old girl

1:18:43.060,1:18:43.860
turned up.

1:18:43.860,1:18:47.040
Told you there was lots of fuss about

1:18:47.040,1:18:49.360
nothing. Bolt must have jammed.

1:18:49.360,1:18:51.680
I've got something to say.

1:18:51.680,1:18:52.610
Please listen.

1:18:52.610,1:18:53.890
An attempt has been made

1:18:53.890,1:18:55.450
to abduct this lady by force.

1:18:55.450,1:18:56.540
I believe they are

1:18:56.540,1:18:57.770
going to try again.

1:18:57.770,1:18:58.610
What's the fellow

1:18:58.610,1:18:59.170
drivelling about?

1:18:59.170,1:19:01.730
Look out of the window. This train's

1:19:01.730,1:19:03.210
been diverted to a branch line.

1:19:03.210,1:19:05.000
What are you talking about?

1:19:05.000,1:19:06.550
Abduction, diverted trains...

1:19:06.550,1:19:08.440
-We're telling the truth.

1:19:08.440,1:19:09.500
-I'm not interested.

1:19:09.500,1:19:10.400
You've annoyed us long enough

1:19:10.400,1:19:11.580
with your ridiculous stories.

1:19:11.580,1:19:12.750
You've got hold of

1:19:12.750,1:19:14.520
the wrong end of the stick.

1:19:14.520,1:19:15.690
-These things don't happen.

1:19:15.690,1:19:17.520
-We're not in England now.

1:19:17.520,1:19:21.620
-I don't see the difference.

1:19:21.620,1:19:23.260
-We're stopping.

1:19:23.260,1:19:25.090
You see those cars? They're

1:19:25.090,1:19:27.430
here to take Miss Froy away.

1:19:27.430,1:19:28.310
Nonsense.

1:19:28.310,1:19:33.610
There go a couple of people.

1:19:33.610,1:19:33.860
The cars have come

1:19:33.840,1:19:35.020
to pick them up.

1:19:35.020,1:19:36.430
Then why uncoupling

1:19:36.430,1:19:37.900
the train and diverting it.

1:19:37.900,1:19:38.320
Uncoupling?

1:19:38.320,1:19:39.320
There's no train

1:19:39.320,1:19:42.060
beyond the sleeping car.

1:19:42.060,1:19:44.790
There must be. Our bags are

1:19:44.790,1:19:45.480
in the First Class carriage.

1:19:45.480,1:19:45.730
Not any longer.

1:19:45.660,1:19:46.070
Would you like to take a look?

1:19:46.070,1:19:46.650
If this is a practical joke, l warn

1:19:46.650,1:19:50.900
you I shan't think it very funny.

1:19:50.900,1:19:52.470
Good Lord!

1:19:52.470,1:19:54.830
Bring some brandy.

1:19:54.830,1:19:58.760
You don't suppose there's something

1:19:58.760,1:19:59.790
in this fellow's story, Caldicott.

1:19:59.790,1:20:01.680
-Seems a bit queer.

1:20:01.680,1:20:07.170
-People don't go about tying up nuns.

1:20:07.170,1:20:08.740
Someone's coming.

1:20:08.740,1:20:15.740
They can't possibly do anything

1:20:17.170,1:20:24.170
to us. We're British subjects.

1:20:37.310,1:20:37.780
I have come

1:20:37.780,1:20:39.880
to offer sincere apologies.

1:20:39.880,1:20:41.330
An extremely serious

1:20:41.330,1:20:42.870
incident has occurred.

1:20:42.870,1:20:44.890
An attempt has been made to interfere

1:20:44.890,1:20:47.060
with passengers on this train.

1:20:47.060,1:20:47.950
Fortunately it was brought

1:20:47.950,1:20:49.810
to the notice of the authorities.

1:20:49.810,1:20:51.230
If you will accompany me

1:20:51.230,1:20:51.790
to Morsken...

1:20:51.790,1:20:53.160
I will inform the British

1:20:53.160,1:20:53.990
Embassy at once.

1:20:53.990,1:20:55.470
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1:20:55.470,1:20:58.150
the cars are at your disposal.

1:20:58.150,1:21:00.220
We're grateful. It's lucky

1:21:00.220,1:21:02.460
some of you speak English.

1:21:02.460,1:21:03.840
-I was at Oxford.

1:21:03.840,1:21:06.060
-Really, so was I.

1:21:06.060,1:21:07.330
This woman is trying

1:21:07.330,1:21:08.330
to say something.

1:21:08.330,1:21:09.220
I don't understand

1:21:09.220,1:21:12.830
but it may be important.

1:21:12.830,1:21:14.970
-Would you...

1:21:14.970,1:21:16.040
-Certainly.

1:21:16.040,1:21:16.830
-That's fixed him.

1:21:16.830,1:21:18.830
-That's all right. He's only stunned.

1:21:18.830,1:21:20.830
-What did you to that for?

1:21:20.830,1:21:21.630
-I was at Cambridge.

1:21:21.630,1:21:22.080
But you heard

1:21:22.080,1:21:23.390
what he said, didn't you?

1:21:23.390,1:21:24.910
I heard what she said. That was

1:21:24.910,1:21:26.500
a trick to get us off the train.

1:21:26.500,1:21:28.080
I don't believe it. The explanation

1:21:28.080,1:21:28.910
was quite satisfactory.

1:21:28.910,1:21:31.420
This might cause a war.

1:21:31.420,1:21:35.140
I'm going to tell them it's up to us

1:21:35.140,1:21:40.720
to apologise and put the matter right.

1:21:40.720,1:21:47.720
-You were right. Do you mind?

1:21:52.180,1:21:54.090
-Certainly.

1:21:54.090,1:22:01.090
Looks as if they mean business.

1:22:05.550,1:22:11.270
It would mean

1:22:11.270,1:22:13.050
an international situation.

1:22:13.050,1:22:16.660
It's happened before.

1:22:16.660,1:22:19.070
-They're coming.

1:22:19.070,1:22:26.070
-Don't let them in. They'll murder us.

1:22:27.500,1:22:34.500
They daren't let us go now.

1:22:34.730,1:22:39.380
-I order you to surrender at once.

1:22:39.380,1:22:40.420
-Nothing doing.

1:22:40.420,1:22:42.890
-If you come any nearer I'll fire.

1:22:42.890,1:22:43.970
-I've warned you.

1:22:43.970,1:22:45.040
Better take cover.

1:22:45.040,1:22:46.830
They'll start any minute now.

1:22:46.830,1:22:51.060
-Nasty jam. Don't like the look of it.

1:22:51.060,1:22:51.880
-Got plenty of ammunition.

1:22:51.880,1:22:52.500
-Whole pouch full.

1:22:52.500,1:22:52.750
-Good.

1:22:52.700,1:22:53.320
-Duck down, you.

1:22:53.320,1:22:55.180
-I'm not going to fight. It's madness.

1:22:55.180,1:22:58.030
It's safer to protest down here.

1:22:58.030,1:23:02.960
They're trying to work

1:23:02.960,1:23:04.410
round to the other side.

1:23:04.410,1:23:04.770
You're behaving

1:23:04.770,1:23:06.190
like a pack of fools.

1:23:06.190,1:23:06.770
What chance have we got

1:23:06.770,1:23:08.000
against those armed men?

1:23:08.000,1:23:08.830
You heard what the

1:23:08.830,1:23:11.750
Mother Superior said.

1:23:11.750,1:23:18.750
If we surrender now,

1:23:20.060,1:23:27.060
we're in for it.

1:23:28.370,1:23:30.690
We'll never get to

1:23:30.690,1:23:31.760
the match now.

1:23:31.760,1:23:34.670
Give it to me.

1:23:34.670,1:23:37.580
Give it to me.

1:23:37.580,1:23:38.400
-What's going on here?

1:23:38.400,1:23:39.220
-He's got a gun and he won't use it.

1:23:39.220,1:23:41.890
I won't be a party to this sort

1:23:41.890,1:23:44.960
of thing. I don't believe in fighting.

1:23:44.960,1:23:47.080
Pacifist? Won't work. Christians

1:23:47.080,1:23:47.790
tried it and got thrown to the lions.

1:23:47.790,1:23:48.040
Come on,

1:23:47.790,1:23:48.040
hand it over.

1:23:47.790,1:23:48.150
I'm not afraid to use it.

1:23:48.150,1:23:48.600
Probably more used to it.

1:23:48.600,1:23:51.050
I once won a box of cigars.

1:23:51.050,1:23:52.970
He's talking rot.

1:23:52.970,1:23:55.540
He's a good shot.

1:23:55.540,1:23:58.950
Hope the old hand hasn't lost it's

1:23:58.950,1:24:01.560
cunning. I'm inclined to believe...

1:24:01.560,1:24:02.440
that there's some

1:24:02.440,1:24:04.620
rational explanation to all this.

1:24:04.620,1:24:05.500
Rotten shot,

1:24:05.500,1:24:07.680
only knocked his head off.

1:24:07.680,1:24:10.310
Would you mind if we talk

1:24:10.310,1:24:11.660
for a minute?

1:24:11.660,1:24:13.470
-What, now?

1:24:13.470,1:24:17.080
-Please, it's very important.

1:24:17.080,1:24:19.850
-Hang on to this for me, will you?

1:24:19.850,1:24:20.760
-All right. I'll hold the fort.

1:24:20.760,1:24:26.460
It's safer along here.

1:24:26.460,1:24:28.030
You come in too.

1:24:28.030,1:24:34.740
I just wanted to tell you that

1:24:34.740,1:24:41.240
I must be getting along now.

1:24:41.240,1:24:43.000
You'll never get away.

1:24:43.000,1:24:44.770
You'll be shot down.

1:24:44.770,1:24:46.980
I must take the risk.

1:24:46.980,1:24:48.400
If I'm unlucky and you get

1:24:48.400,1:24:50.680
through, take back a message...

1:24:50.680,1:24:51.570
to Mr. Callendar

1:24:51.570,1:24:52.840
at the Foreign Office.

1:24:52.840,1:24:54.430
-Then you are a spy.

1:24:54.430,1:24:56.090
-I think that is such a grim word.

1:24:56.090,1:24:58.250
What is the message?

1:24:58.250,1:24:58.930
It's a tune.

1:24:58.930,1:25:01.620
It contains, in code...

1:25:01.620,1:25:03.140
the vital clause of a secret pact

1:25:03.140,1:25:04.770
between two European countries.

1:25:04.770,1:25:06.700
I want you to memorise it.

1:25:06.700,1:25:08.550
The first part goes like this...

1:25:08.550,1:25:10.190
I'd better write it down.

1:25:10.190,1:25:12.600
Let me a piece of paper.

1:25:12.600,1:25:16.100
I was brought up on music.

1:25:16.100,1:25:18.430
I can memorise anything.

1:25:18.430,1:25:19.600
Very well.

1:25:19.600,1:25:20.480
The old girl's

1:25:20.480,1:25:22.110
gone off her rocker.

1:25:22.110,1:25:24.960
Face it, those swines will go on

1:25:24.960,1:25:27.400
firing till they kill us all.

1:25:27.400,1:25:28.620
For goodness sake,

1:25:28.620,1:25:29.850
shut up, Eric.

1:25:29.850,1:25:31.060
Now we've got

1:25:31.060,1:25:32.670
two chances instead of one.

1:25:32.670,1:25:33.240
-You're sure you'll remember it?

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-I won't stop whistling it.

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-I suppose this is my best way out?

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-Yes, just about.

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But even if you do get away

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they'll stop you at the frontier.

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-We can't let her go.

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-You're taking a big risk.

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In this sort of job one

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must take risks.

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I'm grateful to you both

1:25:50.040,1:25:51.330
for all you've done.

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I do hope and pray no harm

1:25:53.000,1:25:56.870
will come to you...

1:25:56.870,1:25:58.380
and that we shall

1:25:58.380,1:25:59.690
all meet again.

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-I hope so too. Good luck.

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-Good luck.

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-Will you help me out?

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-Yes, rather.

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Take the weight, on top,

1:26:11.910,1:26:18.910
right you are, I've got you.

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Goodbye.

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-Was she hit?

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-I'm not sure.

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-That's the end of my twelve.

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-There's not much left here, either.

1:26:41.190,1:26:41.440
We've only got one chance.

1:26:41.420,1:26:44.880
We've got to get this train going.

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Go back to the main line and

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try and cross the frontier.

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That's a bit of a tall order.

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Those drivers are not

1:26:52.330,1:26:53.080
likely to do as you tell them.

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We'll bluff them with this.

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Who's coming?

1:26:55.570,1:26:57.890
-You can count on me.

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-Me too.

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We can't all go.

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You stay here...

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If we have any luck we'll stop

1:27:01.980,1:27:03.340
the train at the point...

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-and you switch them over.

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-Okay.

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You idiots, you're just

1:27:07.430,1:27:09.770
inviting death.

1:27:09.770,1:27:15.280
I've had enough.

1:27:15.280,1:27:16.830
Just because I try and avoid

1:27:16.830,1:27:17.530
being murdered...

1:27:17.530,1:27:20.720
I'm accused of pacifist. I'd rather

1:27:20.720,1:27:22.600
be called a rat than die like one.

1:27:22.600,1:27:24.520
If we give ourselves up, they

1:27:24.520,1:27:26.440
daren't murder us in cold blood.

1:27:26.440,1:27:28.670
-They're bound to give us a trial.

1:27:28.670,1:27:29.310
-Stop gibbering.

1:27:29.310,1:27:30.770
-Nobody's listening to you.

1:27:30.770,1:27:35.740
-You go your way, I'll go mine.

1:27:35.740,1:27:39.290
-Where are you off to?

1:27:39.290,1:27:43.550
-I'm doing the only sensible thing.

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Let him go if he wants to.

1:27:48.510,1:27:52.770
Don't please. Why aren't we going?

1:27:52.770,1:27:55.610
Why aren't we going?

1:27:55.610,1:27:59.150
They said we were going.

1:27:59.150,1:28:01.280
Why aren't we?

1:28:01.280,1:28:05.540
If only he can get us

1:28:05.540,1:28:08.380
away now. He must.

1:28:08.380,1:28:10.510
Only one left.

1:28:10.510,1:28:15.030
I'll keep that for a sitter.

1:28:15.030,1:28:18.910
They're moving away from the cars.

1:28:18.910,1:28:22.260
They're coming towards us.

1:28:22.260,1:28:28.120
-Pity we haven't a few more rounds.

1:28:28.120,1:28:29.800
-It's funny.

1:28:29.800,1:28:33.260
I told my husband when l left

1:28:33.260,1:28:37.740
him that l wouldn't see him again.

1:28:37.740,1:28:39.010
Gilbert!

1:28:39.010,1:28:40.280
Gilbert!

1:28:40.280,1:28:45.350
-By gad, we're off.

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-This gives us a chance.

1:28:51.690,1:28:54.230
Come on,

1:28:54.230,1:28:56.770
keep going.

1:28:56.770,1:29:03.710
-Do you know how to control this?

1:29:03.710,1:29:10.410
-I watched the fellow start it.

1:29:10.410,1:29:16.000
I know something. Once drove

1:29:16.000,1:29:21.090
a miniature engine in Dymchurch.

1:29:21.090,1:29:26.160
Good. I'll look out

1:29:26.160,1:29:28.860
for the points.

1:29:28.860,1:29:34.580
Blighters are chasing us.

1:29:34.580,1:29:36.010
Look.

1:29:36.010,1:29:42.240
We can't have far to go.

1:29:42.240,1:29:43.730
It's time for me

1:29:43.730,1:29:45.230
to change the points.

1:29:45.230,1:29:46.800
We shall be in

1:29:46.800,1:29:48.310
neutral territory.

1:29:48.310,1:29:50.580
That's not necessary.

1:29:50.580,1:29:52.580
The points will not be

1:29:52.580,1:29:54.410
changed over.

1:29:54.410,1:29:58.910
Please be seated.

1:29:58.910,1:30:05.910
There they are, just ahead of us.

1:30:07.170,1:30:10.530
Do you think you can stop it?

1:30:10.530,1:30:11.480
Hope so.

1:30:11.480,1:30:12.830
You'll keep quite still until

1:30:12.830,1:30:15.210
my friends arrive.

1:30:15.210,1:30:18.530
If anyone leaves,

1:30:18.530,1:30:22.650
I shall have to shoot.

1:30:22.650,1:30:24.710
There's one thing

1:30:24.710,1:30:25.510
you don't know.

1:30:25.510,1:30:26.220
There's only one bullet left, if you

1:30:26.220,1:30:26.940
shoot me the others have a chance.

1:30:26.940,1:30:27.450
-You're in a difficult position.

1:30:27.450,1:30:27.960
-Sit down please.

1:30:27.960,1:30:28.210
All right.

1:30:28.040,1:30:35.040
Where the deviI's Charters?

1:30:35.380,1:30:42.380
Go ahead,

1:30:42.670,1:30:49.670
she's done it.

1:30:53.610,1:31:00.610
It's all right,

1:31:08.690,1:31:15.690
it's just my legs.

1:31:24.300,1:31:26.460
Or as they say in English,

1:31:26.460,1:31:30.510
jolly good luck to them.

1:31:30.510,1:31:37.510
I'm glad that's over. Heaven knows

1:31:40.720,1:31:47.720
what the government will say about it.

1:31:58.810,1:32:04.680
-Nothing at all. They'll hush it up.

1:32:04.680,1:32:05.150
-What?

1:32:05.150,1:32:07.460
Take your hand off that thing.

1:32:07.460,1:32:08.280
I've got to remember a tune.

1:32:08.280,1:32:08.530
Remember...

1:32:08.450,1:32:08.790
-Porter, sir?

1:32:08.790,1:32:09.130
-No, thanks.

1:32:09.130,1:32:09.480
We're home,

1:32:09.480,1:32:09.730
Gilbert.

1:32:09.650,1:32:10.510
Stop humming that awful tune.

1:32:10.510,1:32:13.630
You must know it backwards.

1:32:13.630,1:32:15.040
I'm not taking any risks.

1:32:15.040,1:32:17.020
-Charles will be here to meet you?

1:32:17.020,1:32:17.870
-I expect so.

1:32:17.870,1:32:18.310
You'll be pretty busy

1:32:18.310,1:32:19.610
between now and Thursday.

1:32:19.610,1:32:21.710
I could meet you for lunch

1:32:21.710,1:32:23.810
or dinner, if you'd like it.

1:32:23.810,1:32:24.160
Sorry,

1:32:24.160,1:32:25.570
I didn't mean that.

1:32:25.570,1:32:27.200
I've got to deliver this theme

1:32:27.200,1:32:28.220
song to Miss Froy...

1:32:28.220,1:32:29.610
and then I'm going to Yorkshire

1:32:29.610,1:32:30.970
and finish my book.

1:32:30.970,1:32:31.650
I see.

1:32:31.650,1:32:31.990
-Ready?

1:32:31.990,1:32:32.330
-Yes.

1:32:32.330,1:32:35.550
Ample time to catch the 6:50

1:32:35.550,1:32:42.160
to Manchester after all.

1:32:42.160,1:32:47.120
TEST MATCH ABANDONED

1:32:47.120,1:32:48.770
FLOODS

1:32:48.770,1:32:55.770
-Any sign of Charles yet?

1:32:57.040,1:33:04.040
-No, I can't see him.

1:33:05.310,1:33:07.360
Well, this is where

1:33:07.360,1:33:11.390
we say goodbye.

1:33:11.390,1:33:15.420
What's the matter?

1:33:15.420,1:33:16.760
Charles?

1:33:16.760,1:33:23.480
Yes, you heartless, callous, selfish,

1:33:23.480,1:33:26.170
swollen-headed beast...

1:33:26.170,1:33:31.540
-Are you going anywhere?

1:33:31.540,1:33:34.230
-Foreign Office.

1:33:34.230,1:33:36.690
-Where are we going on our honeymoon?

1:33:36.690,1:33:37.220
-Somewhere quiet.

1:33:37.220,1:33:37.760
Somewhere where

1:33:37.760,1:33:38.830
there are no trains.

1:33:38.830,1:33:39.630
Mr. Callendar will

1:33:39.630,1:33:40.430
see you now.

1:33:40.430,1:33:47.430
-Wait a minute. It's gone!

1:33:53.570,1:33:54.220
-What's gone?

1:33:54.220,1:33:55.700
-The tune. I've forgotten it!

1:33:55.700,1:33:56.300
-No! No!

1:33:56.300,1:33:57.190
Wait a minute.

1:33:57.190,1:33:58.070
Let me concentrate.

1:33:58.070,1:33:58.670
No, that's

1:33:58.670,1:34:02.260
the Wedding March.

1:34:02.260,1:34:07.630
It's awful. I've done nothing

1:34:07.630,1:34:09.740
but sing it since that day.

1:34:09.740,1:34:16.740
Now I've forgotten

1:34:17.420,1:34:24.420
it completely.

1:34:30.940,1:34:37.940
-Miss Froy!

1:34:44.470,1:34:51.470
-Well, I'll be hanged.