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Punch him right in his face.

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Hello.

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Hey, hi there, can you let me in?

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How bout you let me in.

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Please, I won't hurt you.

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Maybe I am turning into the monster here.

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Why do I always ruin everything?

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I just want this to be a nice, normal
operation with.

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Kill it with fire.

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>> All right you bastard kiddies.

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I've had it up to here with you guys.

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[NOISE]

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>> Oooh.

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Hi.

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I'm an SCP now.

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S-C-P.

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M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

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The most lethal SCP around.

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[SOUND].

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[SOUND].

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I'm not actually lethal, I just like to
pop out of walls and go [SOUND].

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Ah!

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I almost walked right into that.

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[SOUND].

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Well, I'm just the biggest idiot that ever
existed in the entire world.

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I'm so stupid.

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I never even bothered to try and jump.

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What kind of moron am I?

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To my one million fans, thank you.

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[CROSSTALK]

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>> Until you detect something moving in
front of the light.

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Casting a shadow over you, you blink.

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Beginning to turn.