[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.38,0:00:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Punch him right in his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.70,0:00:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.10,0:00:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hi there, can you let me in?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.56,0:00:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How bout you let me in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.93,0:00:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, I won't hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.15,0:00:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I am turning into the monster here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I always ruin everything?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want this to be a nice, normal\Noperation with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.63,0:00:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill it with fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.91,0:00:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> All right you bastard kiddies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.21,0:00:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had it up to here with you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.29,0:00:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISE]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.38,0:00:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.89,0:00:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.57,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an SCP now.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,S-C-P.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.28,0:00:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.04,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The most lethal SCP around.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.30,0:00:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.79,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not actually lethal, I just like to\Npop out of walls and go [SOUND].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.38,0:00:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost walked right into that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.26,0:01:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.74,0:01:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm just the biggest idiot that ever\Nexisted in the entire world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.56,0:01:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.39,0:01:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never even bothered to try and jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.96,0:01:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of moron am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To my one million fans, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.13,0:01:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[CROSSTALK]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.55,0:01:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Until you detect something moving in\Nfront of the light.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.80,0:01:37.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Casting a shadow over you, you blink.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.80,0:01:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beginning to turn.