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There are several potential ways to get there, but this one is the best.

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It has few McDonalds along the way, so if we get hungry, we can stop and eat some chicken wings!

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Chicken wings? I don't think that I should eat it. Do you know how many calories do they have?

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Sir... it's complicated...

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Chicken wings has about 1200 calories...

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Everyone , who is on a diet, leave the room now.

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Are you stupid? Do you think that I will eat 1200 calories ?! I'm on a diet you morons!

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That's not why I was going for yoga for 6 months only to grain weight again!

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Do you really want a big, fat boss?

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But sir, you can eat a vegetarian salad...

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Shut up! Do you think i will watch you eat crispy, greasy, jummy chicken wings while I'll eat just a tasteless salad?

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But sir, salad is full of vitamins...

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Go to hell with your salad's vitamins!

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Do you think I'm dumb? Why on earth I employ you? You're completely useless, you idiots!

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Salad, salad! I'm a carnivorous man! I won't eat a stupid vegeterian salad, when I can get a huge portion of ice cream!

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You are going to be jealous of me, you crazy idoits!

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I have a heart palpitations because of you! I have a heart attack!

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You see? I got nervous for no reason... That's how you're stupid faces work on me!

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Chicken wings! Chicken wings!!! I want chicken wings, but I can't...

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Why I must be on that stupid diet?!

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I know. I wanted to be skinny and slim and pretty! But what I have now?

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I have only wrinckles under my eyes and my hair starts to fall out...

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I'm getting older and uglier...

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Don't worry, he drunk too much...

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I apologise for my behaviour. I'm just a human, not a robot... I'm stressed because of my age... I want to buy a new motorbike and get a tattoo

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Yes, you hear right. I'm not crazy. It just a middle-age crisis.

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I'll eat the chicken wings...

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Just the one time...