There are several potential ways to get there, but this one is the best.

It has few McDonalds along the way, so if we get hungry, we can stop and eat some chicken wings!

Chicken wings? I don't think that I should eat it. Do you know how many calories do they have?

Sir... it's complicated...

Chicken wings has about 1200 calories...

Everyone , who is on a diet, leave the room now.

Are you stupid? Do you think that I will eat 1200 calories ?! I'm on a diet you morons!

That's not why I was going for yoga for 6 months only to grain weight again!

Do you really want a big, fat boss?

But sir, you can eat a vegetarian salad...

Shut up! Do you think i will watch you eat crispy, greasy, jummy chicken wings while I'll eat just a tasteless salad?

But sir, salad is full of vitamins...

Go to hell with your salad's vitamins!

Do you think I'm dumb? Why on earth I employ you? You're completely useless, you idiots!

Salad, salad! I'm a carnivorous man! I won't eat a stupid vegeterian salad, when I can get a huge portion of ice cream!

You are going to be jealous of me, you crazy idoits!

I have a heart palpitations because of you! I have a heart attack!

You see? I got nervous for no reason... That's how you're stupid faces work on me!

Chicken wings! Chicken wings!!! I want chicken wings, but I can't...

Why I must be on that stupid diet?!

I know. I wanted to be skinny and slim and pretty! But what I have now?

I have only wrinckles under my eyes and my hair starts to fall out...

I'm getting older and uglier...

Don't worry, he drunk too much...

I apologise for my behaviour. I'm just a human, not a robot... I'm stressed because of my age... I want to buy a new motorbike and get a tattoo

Yes, you hear right. I'm not crazy. It just a middle-age crisis.

I'll eat the chicken wings...

Just the one time...