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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.19,0:00:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are several potential ways to get there, but this one is the best.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.61,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has few McDonalds along the way, so if we get hungry, we can stop and eat some chicken wings!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.43,0:00:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicken wings? I don't think that I should eat it. Do you know how many calories do they have?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.03,0:00:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir... it's complicated...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.22,0:00:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicken wings has about 1200 calories...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone , who is on a diet, leave the room now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.74,0:01:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you stupid? Do you think that I will eat 1200 calories ?! I'm on a diet you morons!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.45,0:01:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not why I was going for yoga for 6 months only to grain weight again!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.63,0:01:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really want a big, fat boss?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.100,0:01:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir, you can eat a vegetarian salad...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.16,0:01:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Do you think i will watch you eat crispy, greasy, jummy chicken wings while I'll eat just a tasteless salad?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.20,0:01:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But sir, salad is full of vitamins...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.36,0:01:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to hell with your salad's vitamins!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.11,0:01:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you think I'm dumb? Why on earth I employ you? You're completely useless, you idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.60,0:02:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Salad, salad! I'm a carnivorous man! I won't eat a stupid vegeterian salad, when I can get a huge portion of ice cream!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.44,0:02:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are going to be jealous of me, you crazy idoits!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.32,0:02:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a heart palpitations because of you! I have a heart attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.93,0:02:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see? I got nervous for no reason... That's how you're stupid faces work on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.58,0:02:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicken wings! Chicken wings!!! I want chicken wings, but I can't...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.24,0:02:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why I must be on that stupid diet?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.69,0:02:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I wanted to be skinny and slim and pretty! But what I have now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.80,0:02:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have only wrinckles under my eyes and my hair starts to fall out...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.52,0:02:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting older and uglier...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.19,0:02:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, he drunk too much...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.46,0:03:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I apologise for my behaviour. I'm just a human, not a robot... I'm stressed because of my age... I want to buy a new motorbike and get a tattoo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.10,0:03:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you hear right. I'm not crazy. It just a middle-age crisis.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.27,0:03:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll eat the chicken wings...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.20,0:03:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the one time...