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(Birds Chirping)

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(Sirens)

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(Polka Music)

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Wow, so much beauty.

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From up here, you can't help but wonder how
anyone could claim to own something so

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grand and timeless.

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Yeah, to own it you'd have to pee on it.
(Laughing)

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Four scientists from the future, armed with
a hunger for knowledge, and a time machine,

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embark on a quest to find the most ancient
joke in the book.

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<i>Knock, Knock.</i>

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Um, who's there?

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(Rumbling)

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Four scientists, armed with a hunger for 
knowledge, and a time machine,

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went back in time and discovered the most
ancient joke in the book.

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(Humming)

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(Sighs) What a day!

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Use the chair!

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Use the lamp!

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Use the potted plant!

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(Classical music)

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Oh! And the Domesticator goes down!

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And now, our final showdown of the night!
The match you've all been waiting for!

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In this corner, the new guy who's brood
with attitude!

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He's rising the ranks without saying thanks!

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Mr. Not so Nice!

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Your mommy is dumb!

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And our reigning champion, El Reverso, wins!

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3, 2, 1!

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Yeah!

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Yeah El Reverso! You're my favorite!

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Ah hey good job out there Reverso.

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Oh my God, El Reverso I love you. I'm your biggest fan.

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(clears throat) I'm pleased to announce fires are down 100% ever since we hired psychics.

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That is it! This relationship is moving backwards.

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You don't care about your health,

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you don't care about our future, 
and you don't care about me.

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What is wrong with you?

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What do <i>you</i> want?

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I love you.

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I love you too El Reverso.

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So I'm thinking about getting into wrestling.

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Look, snow!

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(Laughing)