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Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.14,0:00:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.14,0:00:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.54,0:00:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, I'd buy you a house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.06,0:00:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would buy you a house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.02,0:00:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.10,0:00:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.50,0:00:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buy you furniture for your house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.42,0:00:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.02,0:00:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.10,0:00:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.34,0:00:59.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well I'd buy you a k-car
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.26,0:01:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a nice reliant automobile
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.06,0:01:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.06,0:01:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd buy your love
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.02,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd build a tree fort in our yard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.02,0:01:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.86,0:01:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you could help me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.70,0:01:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wouldn't be that hard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.10,0:01:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.62,0:01:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe we could put a little tiny bridge in there somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.56,0:01:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we could just go up there and hang
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.98,0:01:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like open the fridge and stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.81,0:01:37.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there would be foods laid out for us
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.18,0:01:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with little pre-wrapped sausages and things
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hmmm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.94,0:01:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have pre-wrapped sausages
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.50,0:01:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.14,0:01:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ok...you blame'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.26,0:01:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.66,0:01:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.02,0:01:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if i had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.26,0:01:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, I'd buy you a fur coat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.50,0:01:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not a real fur coat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.38,0:01:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's cruel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.82,0:02:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.91,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.34,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yep...like a lama
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.70,0:02:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or an emu
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.40,0:02:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if i had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.78,0:02:16.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.91,0:02:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.22,0:02:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oooh all them crazy elephant bones
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.83,0:02:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.82,0:02:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd buy your love
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.50,0:02:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.34,0:02:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we wouldn't have to walk to the store
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.46,0:02:42.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.94,0:02:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd take a limousine cause it costs more
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.78,0:02:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.78,0:02:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we would eat kraft dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.02,0:02:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of course we would
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.80,0:02:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we would just eat more
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.90,0:02:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and buy really expensive ketchups with it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.14,0:02:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's right
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.30,0:03:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the fancy
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dijon ketchup...hmmmm
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.32,0:03:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.48,0:03:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.62,0:03:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd buy you a green dress
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.30,0:03:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not a real green dress
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.32,0:03:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's cruel
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.66,0:03:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.32,0:03:25.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.58,0:03:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, I'd buy you some art
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.22,0:03:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Picaasso or a Garfunkel
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.54,0:03:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.58,0:03:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.70,0:03:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, i'd buy you a monkey
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.82,0:03:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haven't you always wanted a monkey
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.40,0:03:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.34,0:03:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd buy your love
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.18,0:03:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.42,0:04:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.38,0:04:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.38,0:04:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.38,0:04:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had a million dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.40,0:04:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd be rich