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嗯……好的！
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吖！！尼玛！！
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歇斯底里的狂笑
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大家好！我的名字叫马克(aka markiplier)，这位是我的朋友鲍勃。
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我们在玩一个由我的粉丝们高度推荐的游戏《Skate 3》，
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并且我们一直在努力……啊？你干嘛咧？？
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额，我也不知道……
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这，哥们你还好吧？
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哈哈，就是在打个盹而已
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别笑啦……>~<让我专心玩！
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说实话，我们直到今天从来没有玩过这个游戏……
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吖？！
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歇斯底里的狂笑
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歇斯底里的狂笑
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这！不要啊…… ;_:
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话归正转，我们俩会轮流玩
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因为鲍勃的飞机会在一个小时之后起飞，并且我们也想录一些特别的游戏，比如这个游戏《Skate 3》。
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因为鲍勃的飞机会在一个小时之后起飞，并且我们也想录一些特别的游戏，比如这个游戏《Skate 3》。
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狂笑
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继续狂笑 马克: 哎？我咋跳来着？
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呃，让我想想，你得按这个……
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马克大笑
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鲍勃: 哇塞！牛逼啊！
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马克：必须的！耶！\(^_^)/
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大笑
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大笑
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大笑 鲍勃: 吖！？你干嘛咧马克？
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马克: 就是在随便乱按各种按钮而已……
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我上哪儿知道咋玩儿这个游戏去 -_-
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鲍勃: 额……好吧 马克大笑
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你……你丫把你的滑板给扔了。。。
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咯咯的笑
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马克: 闭嘴 -_-
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哦，差点忘了，你丫有原力！
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额，刚才那个是我第一个……该死！模仿滑板飞行声
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尼玛！我怎么从新跳上去吖！
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……一直就没有搞明白过
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鲍勃: 三角按钮！
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马克: 哦，原来如此。。。
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尼玛！从边上跳下去！
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啊嘎嘎哇！
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歇斯底里的狂笑
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继续大笑 哎，尼玛！
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…… 狂笑
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……
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额滴老天爷啊！
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马克歇斯底里的狂笑
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科里。科里听起来不错！
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倒吸一口冷气之后的猥琐的笑
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这…… 我…… 我不需要我的滑板了！
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哈哈哈！这！
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额额额啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~啊啊啊！
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两人开始狂笑
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啊啊啊！尼玛！
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哦不！！。。。
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怪兽叫
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吖嘎嘎！！不要！！马克狂笑
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吖嘎嘎！！不要！！马克狂笑
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纵身一跃~~~！去死吧滑板！
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我表演这种特技才不需要滑板呢！
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这不是…… 擦！
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这不是…… 擦！
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毛骨悚然的笑声
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毛骨悚然的笑声
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哎！现在好了！
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擦！尼玛！不是吧……
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鲍勃狂笑
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马勒戈壁！
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马勒戈壁！
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你能一路跑上这个坡么？
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我tmd也不知道。。。
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突然爆发出一阵狂笑
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尼玛这什么情况！xD
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尼玛这什么情况！xD
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…… 惊悚的狂笑
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嗯！这样子不错！
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我这才是最规范的玩主机游戏的方法嘿！
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马克大笑
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鲍勃: 大哥，你得需要至少五个手指哎。。。
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马克: 额啊啊崩嘿！
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啊啊啊啊啊！！
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尼玛不要啊！！！~~~
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歇斯底里的一阵爆笑
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大笑 草！！
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鲍勃还是你玩吧…… 看来我还是不会玩这个游戏 xD
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狂笑
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嗯……
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急速穿越！这名字好霸气！
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鲍勃大笑
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这才是我们一直想找的！
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这才是我们一直想找的！
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背景音乐 这才叫急速！
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草泥马。。。马克开始狂笑
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两人狂笑
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两人狂笑
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速度……
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速度……
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速度……
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马克: 速度…… 鲍勃: 这摄像机角度……
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吖？不要啊！马克狂笑
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吖？不要啊！马克狂笑
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吖？不要啊！马克狂笑
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噢噢噢噢！这技术！
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死滑板滚回来。。。
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这才叫急速！马克: 这真挺快的！
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这还是人话么？
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这还是人话么？
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这…… 尼玛慢下来了！
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嗯这个得慢慢来
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鲍勃狂笑 马克: 耶！！
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鲍勃狂笑 马克: 耶！！
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鲍勃狂笑 马克: 耶！！
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尼玛…… 尼玛！
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你这个该死的滑板给我死回来！
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死回来！！>_< 老子要抓到你~
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死回来！！>_< 老子要抓到你~
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我如果这样的话会怎么样……?
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吖！尼玛尼玛！！
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赶紧跳下来……
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这！
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呜呼！！~~~ 马克狂笑 啊啊！尼玛啊！这！
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这就是我刚刚跳下去的那个大陡坡！
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马克: 你要是还是这么想跳就跳下去呗。。。
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马克: 你要是还是这么想跳就跳下去呗。。。
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尼玛…… 操操操操操！！！
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尼玛…… 操操操操操！！！
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马克又是狂笑
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吖。。。尼玛好疼！
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踩踩跳跳飞啦~~~~
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~~~~……！！！啊啊啊！！！！
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二人歇斯底里大笑
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二人歇斯底里大笑
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二人歇斯底里大笑
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二人歇斯底里大笑
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二人歇斯底里大笑
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你在干嘛……？摇手指么。。。
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我没在摇手指我在打飞机~~ 嘿嘿嘿 邪恶的笑声
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我没在摇手指我在打飞机~~ 嘿嘿嘿 邪恶的笑声
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节操……
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节操……
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嗯哪
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嘿！
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不明不白开始大笑
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这！尼玛。。。
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这！尼玛。。。
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哎！完了完了……
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嘿！啥事没有！瞧哥这技术！
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嗖~~
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哦！！！！！尼玛！！！好疼好疼。。。
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嗖！！~~~~~~~ 梆！
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狂笑
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额滴神啊……
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额滴神啊……
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大笑
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哎，哎！哦！！
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歇斯底里的狂笑
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二声部合唱
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呼啦！！~~~~~~~~~ 又一次歇斯底里开始狂笑
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额！不会吧又到开头了……
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狂笑 哟嘿！
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把我的滑板给我~~~！！！！
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救救我啊滑板…… ;_;
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仍然大笑中
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闭嘴。。。
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闭嘴。。。尼玛我能行。。。
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快快快！
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我没问题的啦！闭嘴 -_-
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额……啥情况？？
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额……啥情况？？
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大笑
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哎~~
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哎~~
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哎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~
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哎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~
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哎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~
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哎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~
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哎啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~
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噢！！！！尼玛我的脊椎摔烂了……
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开始大笑
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鲍勃: 真厉害！
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鲍勃: 真厉害！
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音乐
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音乐
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音乐
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