WEBVTT

00:00:00.006 --> 00:00:02.040
Ce.. Aaahh..

00:00:02.040 --> 00:00:02.828
Oh!

00:00:02.828 --> 00:00:04.280
[RIRES]

00:00:04.280 --> 00:00:08.170
>> Salut tout le monde mon nom est Markiplier
et lui c'est Bob.

00:00:08.170 --> 00:00:12.310
On joue a Skate 3 parce que il a été très demandé

00:00:12.310 --> 00:00:14.590
et on as essayé de, tu fais quoi?

00:00:14.590 --> 00:00:15.730
>> Je sais pas.

00:00:15.730 --> 00:00:16.320
>> Tu vas bien ?

00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:18.090
>> Je fais juste une sièste.

00:00:18.090 --> 00:00:19.900
Laisse moi tranquille.

00:00:19.900 --> 00:00:21.885
>> On a jamais joué avant et on l'a branché à environ,

00:00:21.885 --> 00:00:22.188
[PARLE AU DESSUS].

00:00:22.188 --> 00:00:22.704
>> Oh, non.

00:00:22.704 --> 00:00:23.865
[RIRES]

00:00:23.865 --> 00:00:25.350
[RIRES]

00:00:25.350 --> 00:00:28.440
>> Donc on va prendre chacun notre
tour pour jouer, parce que l'avion de Bob décolle dans

00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:33.070
environ un heure, donc on voulait filmer
quelque chose d'autre et voilà.

00:00:33.070 --> 00:00:33.386
Donc.

00:00:33.386 --> 00:00:38.202
[RIRES]

00:00:38.202 --> 00:00:39.835
>> [RIRES]
>> Comment je saute, encore ?

00:00:39.835 --> 00:00:41.239
>> Tu dois genre pousser.

00:00:41.239 --> 00:00:42.145
>> [RIRES]

00:00:42.145 --> 00:00:43.921
>> Whoa, c'était magique !

00:00:43.921 --> 00:00:45.489
>> Oh ouais !

00:00:45.489 --> 00:00:46.371
[RIRES]

00:00:46.371 --> 00:00:50.220
[RIRES]

00:00:50.220 --> 00:00:52.080
>> Tu, tu fais quoi?

00:00:52.080 --> 00:00:53.340
>> Je sais pas, j'appuie juste sur
les boutons.

00:00:53.340 --> 00:00:54.710
Je sais pas comment ça se joue.

00:00:54.710 --> 00:00:57.110
Ok très bien.

00:00:57.110 --> 00:00:58.778
>> T'as perdu ton Skateboard.

00:00:58.778 --> 00:00:59.735
[RIRES]

00:00:59.735 --> 00:01:01.090
>> Ta gueule.

00:01:01.090 --> 00:01:02.520
>> Ah c'est vrai tu as la force.

00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.910
>> C'était le premier, bordel de merde.

00:01:04.910 --> 00:01:06.820
Comment je me remet dessus.

00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:08.020
J'ai jamais su.

00:01:08.020 --> 00:01:08.580
>> Triangle.

00:01:08.580 --> 00:01:09.780
>> Oh, ok, ok.

00:01:09.780 --> 00:01:12.342
>> Oh mon dieu, saute au dessus.

00:01:12.342 --> 00:01:12.637
Mon dieu.

00:01:12.637 --> 00:01:13.790
[RIRES]

00:01:13.790 --> 00:01:14.805
>> Oh, putain de merde.

00:01:14.805 --> 00:01:19.863
[RIRES]

00:01:19.863 --> 00:01:20.840
Oh mon dieu

00:01:20.840 --> 00:01:22.973
[RIRES]

00:01:22.973 --> 00:01:25.705
>> [RIRES]

00:01:25.705 --> 00:01:27.075
La carrière, pourquoi pas la carrière.

00:01:27.075 --> 00:01:28.968
[RIRES]

00:01:28.968 --> 00:01:32.904
>> J'ai, j'ai pu besoin de ça maintenant.

00:01:32.904 --> 00:01:33.902
>> Oh mon dieu.

00:01:33.902 --> 00:01:35.876
Ooh!

00:01:35.876 --> 00:01:36.886
[RIRES]

00:01:36.886 --> 00:01:38.302
Oh mon dieu!

00:01:38.302 --> 00:01:41.007
Oh non, ok.

00:01:41.007 --> 00:01:41.971
Eh.

00:01:41.971 --> 00:01:43.643
Oh mon dieu non!

00:01:43.643 --> 00:01:45.868
[RIRES]

00:01:45.868 --> 00:01:48.573
>> Saute, Tabarnaque de 
Skateboard!

00:01:48.573 --> 00:01:50.500
J'ai pas besoin de Skateboard pour ça.

00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:51.406
>> Ce n'est pas.

00:01:51.406 --> 00:01:52.404
Merde.

00:01:52.404 --> 00:01:53.472
>> [RIRES]

00:01:53.472 --> 00:01:54.273
>> Merde.

00:01:54.273 --> 00:01:54.900
>> Et voilà.

00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:56.003
Merde.

00:01:56.003 --> 00:01:56.323
[RIRES]

00:01:56.323 --> 00:01:57.036
Bordel de merde.

00:01:57.036 --> 00:01:57.942
Merde.

00:01:57.942 --> 00:01:59.480
>> Peux tu aller au dessus de cette rampe ?

00:01:59.480 --> 00:02:00.369
>> Je sais pas.

00:02:00.369 --> 00:02:02.589
[RIRES]

00:02:02.589 --> 00:02:03.871
J'ai fais quoi?

00:02:03.871 --> 00:02:04.177
Ok.

00:02:04.177 --> 00:02:06.940
[RIRES]

00:02:06.940 --> 00:02:07.543
>> Et voilà.

00:02:07.543 --> 00:02:09.239
Ouais, c'est comme ça qu'on joue à 
des jeux de console.

00:02:09.239 --> 00:02:09.524
[RIRES]

00:02:09.524 --> 00:02:11.073
T'as besoin d'au moins 5 doigts.

00:02:11.073 --> 00:02:12.071
>> Ouais

00:02:12.071 --> 00:02:13.035
Oh, non.

00:02:13.035 --> 00:02:14.785
Non, non!

00:02:14.785 --> 00:02:21.364
[RIRES]

00:02:21.364 --> 00:02:23.705
>> Merde.

00:02:23.705 --> 00:02:25.411
Bon, prend la relève, je ne le fais pas bien.

00:02:25.411 --> 00:02:28.209
[RIRES]

00:02:28.209 --> 00:02:29.405
>> Mm.

00:02:29.405 --> 00:02:31.309
>> Rapidement, j'aime ça.

00:02:31.309 --> 00:02:32.807
[RIRES]

00:02:32.807 --> 00:02:34.676
>> C'est ce qu'on cherchait.

00:02:34.676 --> 00:02:35.211
>> [BRUITS]

00:02:35.211 --> 00:02:37.383
Vitesse fulgurante.

00:02:37.383 --> 00:02:38.472
Parfait.

00:02:38.472 --> 00:02:39.610
>> [RIRES]

00:02:39.610 --> 00:02:40.469
>> [RIRES]

00:02:40.469 --> 00:02:41.270
>> Accélère

00:02:41.270 --> 00:02:42.106
Accélère

00:02:42.106 --> 00:02:43.175
Accélère

00:02:43.175 --> 00:02:43.670
>> La caméra devient moins clair

00:02:43.670 --> 00:02:44.471
>> [RIRES]

00:02:44.471 --> 00:02:44.691
>> [RIRES]

00:02:44.691 --> 00:02:45.144
Oh Owèye!

00:02:45.144 --> 00:02:46.236
Oh, Sauvé.

00:02:46.236 --> 00:02:48.267
Reviens içi.

00:02:48.267 --> 00:02:51.843
De la vitesse, c'est de la vitesse ça.

00:02:51.843 --> 00:02:54.363
[BRUITS]

00:02:54.363 --> 00:02:55.872
>> [RIRES]

00:02:55.872 --> 00:02:57.938
C'est ben une grande, pas si grande vitesse.

00:02:57.938 --> 00:02:59.169
>> Tu dois y aller lentement.

00:02:59.169 --> 00:03:04.797
[RIRES]

00:03:04.797 --> 00:03:05.477
>> Quoi.

00:03:05.477 --> 00:03:07.432
>> Ouais.

00:03:07.432 --> 00:03:08.678
[RIRES]

00:03:08.678 --> 00:03:09.920
Reviens ici le gros, reviens

00:03:09.920 --> 00:03:13.008
Ici, je vais t'avoir, je vais t'avoir.

00:03:13.008 --> 00:03:13.403
[RIRES]

00:03:13.403 --> 00:03:16.805
Et quoi si je fait Woop?

00:03:16.805 --> 00:03:17.641
Non, non, non!

00:03:17.641 --> 00:03:18.256
Sors de là !

00:03:18.256 --> 00:03:20.946
Mon dieu!

00:03:20.946 --> 00:03:23.678
Oh non!

00:03:23.678 --> 00:03:26.023
C'est la grosse rampe sur laquelle
je viens de sauter!

00:03:26.023 --> 00:03:28.101
>> Ok, descend cette rampe la si
tu le veut autant.

00:03:28.101 --> 00:03:29.158
Compris?

00:03:29.158 --> 00:03:31.607
>> Mon dieu!

00:03:31.607 --> 00:03:33.024
Non!

00:03:33.024 --> 00:03:36.019
[RIRES]

00:03:36.019 --> 00:03:37.235
Bordel de merde!

00:03:37.235 --> 00:03:40.031
Tir et Woop, et Woop.

00:03:40.031 --> 00:03:41.170
Et, oh!

00:03:41.170 --> 00:03:42.617
>> [RIRES]

00:03:42.617 --> 00:03:42.698
>> Oh!

00:03:42.698 --> 00:03:45.242
[RIRES]

00:03:45.242 --> 00:03:46.913
>> [RIRES] Bordel de merde!

00:03:46.913 --> 00:03:47.622
>> [RIRES]

00:03:47.622 --> 00:03:49.631
>> C'est ça qui fait tes doigts agités?

00:03:49.631 --> 00:03:52.301
>> Sois ça ou je fait ça.

00:03:52.301 --> 00:03:53.706
>> [RIRES]

00:03:53.706 --> 00:03:55.111
Mon dieu.

00:03:55.111 --> 00:03:55.351
>> [RIRES]

00:03:55.351 --> 00:03:55.842
D'accord.

00:03:55.842 --> 00:03:56.860
>> Huh.

00:03:56.860 --> 00:03:59.000
[RIRES]

00:03:59.000 --> 00:03:59.290
>> [RIRES]

00:03:59.290 --> 00:04:00.242
Aw!

00:04:00.242 --> 00:04:01.043
Non, non!

00:04:01.043 --> 00:04:04.154
Oh oui, tu vois, je l'ai, je l'ai.

00:04:04.154 --> 00:04:05.129
[BRUITS]

00:04:05.129 --> 00:04:05.404
[RIRES]

00:04:05.404 --> 00:04:06.694
Mon dieu.

00:04:06.694 --> 00:04:13.880
[RIRES]

00:04:13.880 --> 00:04:15.775
Oh mon dieu.

00:04:15.775 --> 00:04:16.589
[RIRES]

00:04:18.339 --> 00:04:20.549
Oh

00:04:20.549 --> 00:04:22.276
Oh non.

00:04:22.276 --> 00:04:31.355
[RIRES]

00:04:31.355 --> 00:04:36.995
[SONS]

00:04:36.995 --> 00:04:42.301
[RIRES]

00:04:42.301 --> 00:04:42.945
Qu'èsser ça ?

00:04:42.945 --> 00:04:45.410
[RIRES]

00:04:45.410 --> 00:04:47.800
>> Grr, donne moi mon Skateboard!

00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.815
Sauve moi, Skateboard!

00:04:49.815 --> 00:04:50.510
[RIRES]

00:04:50.510 --> 00:04:52.050
>> Ta yeule.

00:04:52.050 --> 00:04:52.670
Je peux faire ça.

00:04:52.670 --> 00:04:54.600
>> Vitesse, vitesse, vitesse.

00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:55.632
>> J'ai compris, attend un peu.

00:04:55.632 --> 00:04:59.087
[SONS] Quoi?

00:04:59.087 --> 00:05:00.672
[RIRES]

00:05:00.672 --> 00:05:01.620
>> [RIRES]
>> Et

00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:02.055
>> [SONS]

00:05:02.055 --> 00:05:02.618
et

00:05:02.618 --> 00:05:02.883
[SONS]

00:05:02.883 --> 00:05:03.566
et

00:05:03.566 --> 00:05:04.491
[SONS]!

00:05:04.491 --> 00:05:06.644
Aah!

00:05:06.644 --> 00:05:07.441
>> [RIRES]

00:05:07.441 --> 00:05:10.402
Oh, je me suis cassé la colonne vertébrale.

00:05:10.402 --> 00:05:10.837
[RIRES]

00:05:10.837 --> 00:05:13.002
D'accord.

00:05:13.002 --> 00:05:13.512
Parfait.

00:05:13.512 --> 00:05:15.162
[MUSIQUE]

00:05:15.162 --> 00:05:25.162
[MUSIQUE]

00:05:27.731 --> 00:05:29.231
[RIRES]

00:05:29.231 --> 00:05:29.837
Donne moi en un peu.

00:05:29.837 --> 00:05:30.800
>> Oh mon dieu.

00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:32.882
>> Je veut que ceux qui regardent
entendes aussi.

00:05:32.882 --> 00:05:35.521
>> Oh non, dieu ça continue.