[Script Info]
Title: 
[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.01,0:00:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This hah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.67,0:00:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.15,0:00:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.77,0:00:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Hello everybody my name is Markiplier\Nand this is Bob here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.17,0:00:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're playing Skate 3 because it's\Nbeen highly demanded
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we've been trying to, what are you\Ndoing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.59,0:00:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.73,0:00:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You okay there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.68,0:00:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Just taking a nap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.09,0:00:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just leave me alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.90,0:00:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> We've never played before and we\Nplugged in at about,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.88,0:00:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[CROSSTALK].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.19,0:00:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.70,0:00:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.86,0:00:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.35,0:00:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> So we're going to take turns playing\Nit, because Bob's flight leaves in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.44,0:00:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about an hour, so we wanted to record\Nsomething else and this is it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.07,0:00:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.39,0:00:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.46,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> How do I jump again?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You have to like push.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.24,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.14,0:00:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Whoa, that was magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.92,0:00:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.49,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.31,0:00:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.08,0:00:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I don't know, I'm just pressing\Nbuttons.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.34,0:00:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how to play this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.97,0:00:57.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.11,0:00:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You lost, you lost your skateboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.95,0:01:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.22,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh that's right you have the force.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.52,0:01:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That was the first, God damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.91,0:01:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do I get back on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.82,0:01:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never figured that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.02,0:01:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Triangle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.58,0:01:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh, okay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.78,0:01:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh my God jump over the side.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.99,0:01:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.70,0:01:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.79,0:01:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh, God damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.80,0:01:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.61,0:01:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.01,0:01:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.50,0:01:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.70,0:01:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quarry, quarry sound good ?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.08,0:01:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.55,0:01:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I, I don't need this anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.90,0:01:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.90,0:01:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.88,0:01:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.89,0:01:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.30,0:01:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.01,0:01:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.97,0:01:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God no!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.64,0:01:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.87,0:01:48.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Jump, fucking skateboard!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.57,0:01:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need a skateboard for this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.50,0:01:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> It's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.41,0:01:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.40,0:01:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.47,0:01:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.27,0:01:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> There we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.90,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.32,0:01:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.04,0:01:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.94,0:01:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Can you run to the top of this ramp?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.30,0:02:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.37,0:02:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.89,0:02:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.64,0:02:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.54,0:02:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.94,0:02:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.54,0:02:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah that's how you play console games.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.24,0:02:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.52,0:02:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need at least five fingers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.07,0:02:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.07,0:02:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.04,0:02:15.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.70,0:02:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.10,0:02:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.70,0:02:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, you take over, I'm not doing\Nwell.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.41,0:02:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.21,0:02:29.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.40,0:02:31.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Blistering fast, I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.31,0:02:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.81,0:02:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That's what we were looking for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.68,0:02:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [NOISE]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.21,0:02:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blistering speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.03,0:02:38.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.47,0:02:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.61,0:02:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.47,0:02:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.27,0:02:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.11,0:02:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.18,0:02:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Camera getting less clear
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.22,0:02:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.47,0:02:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.81,0:02:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.14,0:02:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, saved it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.24,0:02:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some speed right there, that's some speed\Nman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.84,0:02:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISE]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.36,0:02:55.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.87,0:02:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a big, not much speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.94,0:02:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> You gotta slow down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.17,0:03:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.34,0:03:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> What.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.86,0:03:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.40,0:03:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.68,0:03:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Come back here you big, come back
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.92,0:03:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here, I'm going to get you, I'm going to\Nget you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.71,0:03:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.20,0:03:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.80,0:03:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.64,0:03:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get off the thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.26,0:03:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.84,0:03:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.68,0:03:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the big ramp I just jumped down!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.02,0:03:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Okay, go down that ramp if you feel so\Ninclined.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.10,0:03:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.73,0:03:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.61,0:03:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.02,0:03:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.34,0:03:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God dang it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.24,0:03:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shoot and whoop, and whoop.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.30,0:03:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.17,0:03:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.62,0:03:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.70,0:03:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.05,0:03:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] God dangit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.76,0:03:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.62,0:03:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Is that doing your finger wagging?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.63,0:03:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Either that or I'm doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.30,0:03:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.71,0:03:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.11,0:03:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.35,0:03:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.84,0:03:57.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.27,0:03:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.00,0:03:59.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.69,0:04:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.24,0:04:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.04,0:04:03.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, see, I got it, I got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.57,0:04:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NOISE]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.47,0:04:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.36,0:04:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.43,0:04:14.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.92,0:04:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.54,0:04:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.59,0:04:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.16,0:04:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.28,0:04:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.28,0:04:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.28,0:04:41.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.75,0:04:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.80,0:04:45.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.86,0:04:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Grr, gimme my skateboard!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.80,0:04:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Save me, skateboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.82,0:04:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.68,0:04:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.57,0:04:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.18,0:04:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Speed, speed, speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.60,0:04:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I got it, hang on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.63,0:04:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND] What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.68,0:04:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.09,0:05:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> And
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.98,0:05:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.40,0:05:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.87,0:05:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.28,0:05:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.76,0:05:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[SOUND]!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.17,0:05:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.64,0:05:07.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.44,0:05:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I broke my spine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.40,0:05:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.84,0:05:11.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.63,0:05:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.36,0:05:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.16,0:05:25.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.00,0:05:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.23,0:05:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.84,0:05:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.80,0:05:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I want the viewers out there to\Nexperience.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.54,0:05:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Oh no, God it's still happening.