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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un birou...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,locul in care o sa-ti petreci o mare parte din viata.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.58,0:00:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si acestea sunt lucrurile care
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.21,0:00:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inevitabil o sa ti se intample cat timp esti acolo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa-ti incepi munca intr-un birou
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.57,0:00:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,purtand cele mai bune haine,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.81,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ca intr-un final sa nu dai doi bani.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.68,0:00:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In ciuda intentiilor tale bune,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.02,0:00:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o sa dezvolti o dependenta de cofeina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.99,0:00:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu conteaza care iti este starea civila,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.68,0:00:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,o sa dezvolti o pasiune pentru un coleg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.76,0:00:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa nimeresti intr-una din cele doua tabere:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tabara celor carora le este intotdeauna frig...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.89,0:00:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si tabara carora le este mereu cald.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.96,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa incepi sa-ti umpli sertarul cu obiecte personale
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iar intr-o zi o sa-l deschizi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.12,0:00:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si o sa realizezi ca intreaga ta viata se afla inauntru.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.82,0:00:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cineva in birou o sa te scoata din sarite.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.17,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si asa o sa te apropii de o alta persoana, care la randul ei a fost scoasa din sarite.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.91,0:01:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa devii extrem de bun in a-ti ascunde pagina de Facebook de vazul lumii.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La un moment dat, o sa iti surprinzi unul din colegi facand treaba mare...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Acesta va fi apogeul!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa va intalniti fata-n fata in toaleta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.89,0:01:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si o sa realizezi ca nu isi spala mainile
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.59,0:01:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si asta va schimba totul!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.12,0:01:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa te ingrasi cel putin 2 kg. din cauza torturilor anniversare,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.03,0:01:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prajiturilor si prajiturerelor care raman pe ici pe colo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.49,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si cand incerci sa o lasi mai moale cu dulciurile,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,colegii au grija sa te traga inapoi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.44,0:01:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa iti imaginezi ca te razbuni pe colegi, facandu-le ceva rau.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.48,0:01:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La un moment dat, o sa iti aduci un prieten in vizita la birou
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,si va fi neasteptat de ciudat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.53,0:01:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sa ii faci cunostiinta cu colegii tai.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.27,0:02:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O sa fii atat de incantat ca te pricepi de minune la un anumit lucru
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.30,0:02:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ca mai apoi sa il urasti pentru ca toata lumea iti cere sa il faci pentru ei.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.84,0:02:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si asa o sa iti formezi grupul tau de prieteni in acel birou
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.64,0:02:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,care iti va imbunatati viata zi cu zi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.04,0:02:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-