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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an office.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.31,0:00:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is where many of you will spend\Nthe majority of your waking life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.58,0:00:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And these are the things that will \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.21,0:00:11.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inevitably happen while you're there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.70,0:00:18.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will begin your time working in an office,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.57,0:00:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wearing your finest clothing,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.81,0:00:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only to wind up not giving a sh*t.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.68,0:00:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless of your best intentions,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.02,0:00:28.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will develop an addiction to caffeine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.99,0:00:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what your relationship status,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.68,0:00:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will develop some sort\Nof crush on a co-worker.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.76,0:00:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will fall into one of two camps:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people who are always freezing...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.89,0:00:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or the people who are constantly hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.96,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will start with one personal\Nitem in your office drawer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.92,0:00:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then one day you'll open it up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.12,0:00:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and realize your entire life is in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.82,0:00:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone in your office will creep you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.17,0:01:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will bond with someone else\Nover mutually being creeped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.91,0:01:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will get exceptionally good at\Nhiding Facebook on your computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:11.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At some point, you will hear\None of your co-workers pooping.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That will be a low point.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.04,0:01:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll come face-to-face with\Nthe co-worker in the restroom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.89,0:01:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and realize that they don't wash their hands
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.59,0:01:22.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that will change everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.12,0:01:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll gain at least five pounds\Nof fat from all the birthday cookies,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.03,0:01:32.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cakes and red velvet cupcakes\Nthat keep floating around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.49,0:01:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And just when you try\Nto cut down on the sweets,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.60,0:01:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your co-workers will pull you back in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.44,0:01:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will fantasize about doing unspeakably\Nstrange things to your co-workers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.48,0:01:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At some point, you'll bring a personal friend to visit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it will be unexpectedly awkward
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.53,0:01:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to introduce them to anyone you work with.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.27,0:02:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will get really excited about\Nbeing good at some small task
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.30,0:02:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then hate it once everyone else\Nstarts asking you to do it for them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.84,0:02:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will form a group of friends in that office
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.64,0:02:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who will make every day a whole lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.04,0:02:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube\Nto see other videos or make a request]