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Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To JK Rowling, from Cho Chang.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.86,0:00:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you put me in your books, \Nmillions of Asian girls across America rejoice:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.43,0:00:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finally! A potential Halloween costume \Nthat wan't a geisha or Mulan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.67,0:00:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what's not to love about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.07,0:00:33.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm everybody's favourite character!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.95,0:00:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I totally get to fight tons of death-eaters
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.89,0:00:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have a great sense of humour,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.41,0:00:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and am full of complex emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.61,0:00:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh wait! That's the version of Harry Potter \Nwhere I'm not fucking worthless.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.38,0:00:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, you put me in Ravenclaw.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.86,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course the only Asian at Hogwarts' \Nwould be put in the nerdy house.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad you didn't have a house that specialized in computers and math and karate, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.53,0:00:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, you thought you were being tolerant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.36,0:01:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Between me, Dean, and the Indian twins
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.32,0:01:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hogwarts' has like five brown people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.07,0:01:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't matter we're all minor characters!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.71,0:01:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah, you're not racist!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.23,0:01:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like how you're not homophobic \Ncause Dumbledore is totally gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.25,0:01:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it's not mentioned in the books,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.05,0:01:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but man, hasn't society come so far?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.87,0:01:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now gays don't just have to be closeted in real life,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they can even be closeted fictionally!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.70,0:01:30.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ms Rowling, let's talk about my name.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.59,0:01:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cho Chang.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.20,0:01:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cho and Chang are both last names.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.34,0:01:38.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are both Korean last names.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.74,0:01:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm supposed to be Chinese.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.09,0:01:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being named Cho Chang,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.54,0:01:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is like a Frenchman being named Garcia Sanchez.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.67,0:01:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So [* loud crowd cheers* ] thank you for giving me no heritage,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.41,0:01:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you for giving me a name as generic as a ninja costume,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.42,0:01:58.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as chopstick hair ornaments, Ms Rowling,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.96,0:02:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm either just the latest participant in a long tradition \Nof turning Asian women into a tragic fetish
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.70,0:02:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Madame Butterfly: Japanese woman falls in love with a white soldier,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.57,0:02:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is abandoned,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.60,0:02:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kills herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.51,0:02:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Miss Saigon: Vietnamese woman falls in love with a white soldier,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.90,0:02:14.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is abandoned,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.71,0:02:15.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kills herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.71,0:02:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Memoirs of a Geisha:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.14,0:02:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lucy Liu in another schoolgirl porn,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.68,0:02:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so let me cry over boys more than I speak.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.17,0:02:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me fulfil your diversity quota.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.42,0:02:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just one more brown girl boarding(?) her white hero,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.25,0:02:30.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no wonder Harry Potter's got yellow fever:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.75,0:02:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we giggle behind small hands, and no speak engrish, what else could a man see in me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.44,0:02:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else could I be but what you make me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.06,0:02:41.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subordinate, submissive, sub plot, go ahead,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.63,0:02:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell me I'm over reacting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.07,0:02:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ignore the fact that your books have sold over 400 million copies worldwide.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.23,0:02:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am plastered across movie screens, a best selling caricature.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.25,0:02:58.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last summer,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.29,0:03:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met a boy who spoke like rain against windows.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.09,0:03:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had his father's blue eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.49,0:03:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He pressed his wrist against mine and saying he was too pale,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.66,0:03:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that my skin was so much more beautiful to him,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.27,0:03:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was Pacific sunset, almond milk, a porcelain cup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.90,0:03:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he left me I told myself I should have seen it coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.93,0:03:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't sure I was sad, but I cried anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.81,0:03:31.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girls who look like me are supposed to cry \Nover boys who look like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.65,0:03:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd seen all the movies, and read all the books.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.32,0:03:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just following the plot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.79,0:03:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[* crowd cheers...* ]