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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.13,0:00:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a general, kind of... In the media,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.88,0:00:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a lot of that kond of stuff people don't know about numbers,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.68,0:00:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a numbers guy, I'm a dweeb, all right? I apologise.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.13,0:00:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a bit of a nerd about these kind of things
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.06,0:00:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get really pissed off when people give out about, like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.35,0:00:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crime going up, when say, the numbers are definitely going down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.74,0:00:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then if you go "The numbers are going down," they go,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.61,0:00:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"but the fear of crime is rising."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're going, "but so what!?" You know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.85,0:00:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zombies are at an all-time low level,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.71,0:00:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the fear of zombies could be incredibly high.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.49,0:00:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't mean we have to have government policies to deal with the fear of zombies,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.44,0:00:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ridiculous, for Christ's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.02,0:00:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The NHS... There was a survey in the NHS about dentistry, where they found that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.27,0:00:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some people were removing their own teeth! You know...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.03,0:00:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they brought on some senior dentists onto Sky News, and gave out to him, and said
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is terrible, People are removing their own teeth!" And this guy stood there and went
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.33,0:00:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, obviously systems should be put in place to deal with it."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.87,0:00:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is stupid! He should be going "Well, these people are clearly morons of the highest line"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.83,0:00:54.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.85,0:00:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who removes their own teeth, for Christ's sake?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.76,0:01:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a dentist, I don't remove my own teeth, y'know what I mean?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.86,0:01:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's kind of a notion that everyones opinion is equally valid. My arse!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.48,0:01:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloke who's a professor of dentistry for 40 years does not have a debate with some idiot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.12,0:01:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who removes his teeth with string and a door. Alright? It's nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.12,0:01:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it happens all the time with medical stuff on the television. They'll have a doctor on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.27,0:01:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they'll talk to the doctor, and they're all "doctor this, and doctor that" and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.32,0:01:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"what happened there" and "doctor, isn't it awful?" Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.99,0:01:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then the doctor will be talking about something, with all the benefits of research and medical evidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.17,0:01:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they'll turn away from the doctor, in the name of "ballance", and turn to some
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.93,0:01:39.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quak, witch doctor, homeopath horse shit peddler on the other side of the studio.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.20,0:01:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]