[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.49,0:00:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.65,0:00:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On today's episode of Sean's Room... Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.68,0:00:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music) Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: So what are we doing today, Sean? Tell 'em. Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.16,0:00:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: We are going (shooting noises)... Get it? Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.65,0:00:22.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.47,0:00:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: We're going - where are we going? Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.88,0:00:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to the middle of the desert. I'm still sick. (sniffs) Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.28,0:00:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna go shoot guns. Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.27,0:00:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.66,0:00:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: I never did that. Have you done that? Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.74,0:00:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: I've shot a shotgun before. Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.09,0:00:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: You... You and myself... Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.31,0:00:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.18,0:00:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.76,0:00:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) "The wheels on the bus go round and round" Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.64,0:00:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(music) Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.20,0:00:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: This is how luxury living is made. Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.62,0:01:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a Pez dispenser. Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.39,0:01:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Kinda, basically it tastes like it too. Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.62,0:01:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: So, I think we're about all set up, right Sean? What? Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.93,0:01:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Saw that? Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.13,0:01:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: (coughs) Anyway, I think we're about set up Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.72,0:01:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've put up a lot of targets. My goal is just to hit Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.94,0:01:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one thing today 'cause I've never shot anything before Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.09,0:01:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(coughs) Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.02,0:01:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With that being said, it's like a hundred something degrees. Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.38,0:01:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a little sick. (coughs) I'm slowly dying. (coughs) Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.03,0:01:49.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.44,0:01:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try one of the pistols. Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.71,0:01:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got this Sean! I believe. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.20,0:02:00.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to do it? Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.19,0:02:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Just hold good. Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.89,0:02:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: You said hold good? Wow, dude. Why am I even asking you Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.42,0:02:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for advice. You don't even know proper American English- Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.93,0:02:10.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: So? You don't know either. Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.14,0:02:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Do you even know English good? I'm not even gonna take lessons from you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.50,0:02:13.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: Hey, hold it the goodest. Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.92,0:02:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Alright, I'm gonna go at will. Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.58,0:02:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.06,0:02:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: There you go. There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.55,0:02:28.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Did you see that I hit something? Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.81,0:02:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.04,0:02:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.48,0:02:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Look at this scavenger over here. Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.14,0:02:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: My precious! Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.18,0:02:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.80,0:02:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.99,0:03:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Do I have sweats? Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.00,0:03:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Let's check. Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.14,0:03:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, yeah. Hella good. Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.90,0:03:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Look at me, hella good. Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.95,0:03:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: You didn't even sweat. How are you guys so dry? Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.95,0:03:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with us, Ryan? Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.02,0:03:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.83,0:03:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's hot. Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.21,0:03:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.45,0:03:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.63,0:03:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.42,0:03:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Nice. Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:38.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one? That one? Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.62,0:03:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.93,0:03:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it missed. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.45,0:03:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.56,0:03:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.01,0:03:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: Shoot the bad guys, Sean. Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.62,0:03:56.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: (shooting noises) Ugh. (shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.14,0:03:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.20,0:04:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duties. Call of Duty. Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.18,0:04:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shooting noises) Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.49,0:04:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.59,0:04:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: How do you feel after shooting your first gun, Ryan? Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.72,0:04:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: I feel - adrenaline. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.11,0:04:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's actually- it's actually not as difficult as I thought it was gonna be. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.92,0:04:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.09,0:04:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Guns don't kill people. People kill guns. Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.03,0:04:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you think, Sean? Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.84,0:04:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: I feel like a man! Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.03,0:04:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: So we are done shooting! Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.57,0:04:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know how much footage we got from that Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.15,0:04:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we just- basically we just shot a gun into a desert. Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.83,0:04:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gun pun? Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.56,0:04:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SEAN: Yeah. Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.48,0:04:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Uh, I had a lot of gun today. Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.49,0:04:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: Wanna chew some bubble gun? Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.19,0:04:45.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: That was fu-gun fun! Fu-gun fun! Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.40,0:04:46.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: That's a good-n one. Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.87,0:04:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: That's a good-n one? Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.22,0:04:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe next time, we should just, instead of driving out here Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.54,0:04:57.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and being so, so dumb, we should just take our Gundams. Oh! Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.22,0:05:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BEARDED MAN: Oh, what's today? Gunday, or? Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.28,0:05:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RYAN: Or Gunday? (laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.22,0:05:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gun it! Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.48,0:05:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just went like this to the camera, like ahhh! Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.28,0:05:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VOICE OVER: Hey, it's me Will. Hope you guys liked that episode Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.79,0:05:21.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Sean's Room. And remember, safety first always when it comes to firearms 'cause they're not toys Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.17,0:05:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unlike G.I. Joes. Those are toys.You can do whatever you want with those.