(singing)
On today's episode of Sean's Room...
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RYAN: So what are we doing today, Sean? Tell 'em.
SEAN: We are going (shooting noises)... Get it?
SEAN: Yeah.
RYAN: We're going - where are we going?
We're going to the middle of the desert. I'm still sick. (sniffs)
We're gonna go shoot guns.
SEAN: Okay.
RYAN: I never did that. Have you done that?
SEAN: I've shot a shotgun before.
RYAN: You... You and myself...
(laughter)
(shooting noises)
(singing) "The wheels on the bus go round and round"
(music)
RYAN: This is how luxury living is made.
It's like a Pez dispenser.
SEAN: Kinda, basically it tastes like it too.
RYAN: So, I think we're about all set up, right Sean? What?
SEAN: Saw that?
RYAN: (coughs) Anyway, I think we're about set up
We've put up a lot of targets. My goal is just to hit
one thing today 'cause I've never shot anything before
(coughs)
With that being said, it's like a hundred something degrees.
I'm a little sick. (coughs) I'm slowly dying. (coughs)
(shooting noises)
Try one of the pistols.
You got this Sean! I believe.
You want me to do it?
SEAN: Just hold good.
RYAN: You said hold good? Wow, dude. Why am I even asking you
for advice. You don't even know proper American English-
SEAN: So? You don't know either.
RYAN: Do you even know English good? I'm not even gonna take lessons from you.
BEARDED MAN: Hey, hold it the goodest.
RYAN: Alright, I'm gonna go at will.
(shooting noises)
BEARDED MAN: There you go. There you go.
RYAN: Did you see that I hit something?
SEAN: Yeah.
(shooting noises)
(laughter) Look at this scavenger over here.
RYAN: My precious!
(laughter)
(shooting noises)
RYAN: Do I have sweats?
SEAN: Let's check.
Aw, yeah. Hella good.
RYAN: Look at me, hella good.
SEAN: You didn't even sweat. How are you guys so dry?
What's wrong with us, Ryan?
(shooting noises)
Oh, that's hot.
(laughter)
(shooting noises)
SEAN: Nice.
Which one? That one?
(shooting noises)
Oh, it missed.
(shooting noises)
There you go.
BEARDED MAN: Shoot the bad guys, Sean.
RYAN: (shooting noises) Ugh. (shooting noises)
Ugh.
Duties. Call of Duty.
(shooting noises)
(laughter)
SEAN: How do you feel after shooting your first gun, Ryan?
RYAN: I feel - adrenaline.
It's actually- it's actually not as difficult as I thought it was gonna be.
SEAN: Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
RYAN: Guns don't kill people. People kill guns.
What did you think, Sean?
SEAN: I feel like a man!
RYAN: So we are done shooting!
I don't know how much footage we got from that
but we just- basically we just shot a gun into a desert.
Gun pun?
SEAN: Yeah.
RYAN: Uh, I had a lot of gun today.
BEARDED MAN: Wanna chew some bubble gun?
RYAN: That was fu-gun fun! Fu-gun fun!
BEARDED MAN: That's a good-n one.
RYAN: That's a good-n one?
Maybe next time, we should just, instead of driving out here
and being so, so dumb, we should just take our Gundams. Oh!
BEARDED MAN: Oh, what's today? Gunday, or?
RYAN: Or Gunday? (laughs)
Gun it!
I just went like this to the camera, like ahhh!
VOICE OVER: Hey, it's me Will. Hope you guys liked that episode
of Sean's Room. And remember, safety first always when it comes to firearms 'cause they're not toys
unlike G.I. Joes. Those are toys.You can do whatever you want with those.