Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

Guess whos back, back again
Shadys back, tell a friend

I've created a monster
Cause nobody wants to see Marshall
No more they want Shady I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Doctor when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating

You waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney, but your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 
Cause this shit's about to get heavy, I just settled all my law suits fuck your Debbie!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
Till someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin the air waves, a rebel
so let me just revel an bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see
So damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back

Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then
I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone
Mentions me here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it. I'll go tit for tat with 
Anybody who's talking this shit that shit.
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it’s over
Nobody listens to techno, now let’s go
Just give me the signal, I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults, I've been dope
Suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me

Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me