0:00:10.643,0:00:13.146 You're traveling[br]through another dimension- 0:00:13.181,0:00:16.282 a dimension not only of sight[br]and sound, but of mind, 0:00:16.317,0:00:18.151 a journey into a wondrous land 0:00:18.186,0:00:20.653 whose boundaries[br]are that of imagination. 0:00:20.688,0:00:23.156 Your next stop,[br]the twilight zone. 0:00:50.683,0:00:53.820 Rachel,[br]open up in there. 0:00:53.855,0:00:55.688 Got my arms full. 0:01:03.196,0:01:05.698 Well, old man, what are[br]you hollering about? 0:01:05.733,0:01:07.584 You going to[br]suffocate in there 0:01:07.619,0:01:08.835 from lack of air. 0:01:08.870,0:01:11.337 Why don't you leave[br]the door open? 0:01:11.372,0:01:12.589 I got to keep that dog 0:01:12.624,0:01:14.457 out of the house[br]somehow- 0:01:14.492,0:01:16.209 coming in here[br]with his fleas 0:01:16.244,0:01:17.361 and with his ticks. 0:01:17.996,0:01:21.214 Aw, old woman, don't start[br]that commotion up again. 0:01:22.000,0:01:23.600 When i go in the house, 0:01:23.635,0:01:24.968 rip goes, too. 0:01:25.003,0:01:27.352 That dog saved my life. 0:01:28.104,0:01:29.472 Well... 0:01:29.507,0:01:30.974 let the ornery[br]thing come in. 0:01:31.009,0:01:33.025 And another thing- 0:01:34.160,0:01:36.228 don't talk about him[br]like that 0:01:36.263,0:01:37.113 when he can hear you. 0:01:38.148,0:01:39.364 Rip's got feelings. 0:01:39.399,0:01:41.233 I don't want them hurt. 0:01:43.118,0:01:44.621 I'll let him in the house, 0:01:46.056,0:01:49.040 and i'll feed him,[br]but i'll be switched 0:01:49.075,0:01:51.494 if i'm going to start[br]sweet-talking him. 0:01:51.529,0:01:53.997 Old woman,[br]you tickle me sometimes. 0:01:55.032,0:01:59.084 Uh, when's the last time[br]you got yourself kissed? 0:01:59.636,0:02:02.104 Well, the way i figure it, 0:02:02.539,0:02:06.000 it was in the spring of[br]nineteen and twenty-four. 0:02:06.102,0:02:09.000 Well, i figure[br]you got one coming. 0:02:09.109,0:02:11.263 Don't you come near me, old man. 0:02:11.298,0:02:12.848 Yes, sir, i've been thinking 0:02:12.883,0:02:14.017 about giving you a kiss 0:02:14.052,0:02:15.968 for the last month or two. 0:02:16.003,0:02:18.404 Oh, hyder, you sit down[br]and eat your supper 0:02:18.439,0:02:20.273 and stop talking silly. 0:02:23.075,0:02:25.278 I'll have my supper now, old woman. 0:02:28.814,0:02:30.000 There you are. 0:02:33.419,0:02:35.288 Old man... 0:02:36.023,0:02:38.090 i never said this to you... 0:02:40.076,0:02:44.029 ...but we have[br]endured powerful well 0:02:44.464,0:02:46.000 over the years together. 0:02:46.067,0:02:47.183 Hmm? 0:02:48.018,0:02:50.503 Nearly 50 years[br]we've been married, eh? 0:02:50.538,0:02:52.054 Come october 16. 0:02:53.009,0:02:55.058 Long time to travel together. 0:02:55.093,0:02:58.010 Well, i wouldn't have had it[br]any other way. 0:02:58.245,0:03:00.000 Thank you, old woman. 0:03:00.231,0:03:01.447 Me neither. 0:03:02.699,0:03:04.567 Here, rip. 0:03:05.201,0:03:07.670 I'll feed that dog after supper. 0:03:07.704,0:03:10.206 He ain't going to be[br]here after supper. 0:03:10.241,0:03:12.075 Where's he going? 0:03:12.110,0:03:14.000 Where i'm going-[br]coon hunting. 0:03:15.000,0:03:17.000 Oh, hyder. 0:03:17.964,0:03:20.466 I wish you wouldn't[br]go hunting tonight. 0:03:20.501,0:03:21.718 Why not? 0:03:23.000,0:03:24.000 Well, three nights ago, 0:03:24.004,0:03:26.000 i saw blood on the moon. 0:03:26.072,0:03:28.040 You ought to have been[br]in bed sleeping. 0:03:28.075,0:03:29.225 You wouldn't have seen it. 0:03:29.260,0:03:33.000 And two days ago,[br]a bird flew in the house 0:03:33.078,0:03:36.032 and lit on your side of the bed[br]and nearly scared me to death. 0:03:37.007,0:03:41.000 There you go,[br]trying to spoil a good hunt. 0:03:41.388,0:03:43.239 Well, i'm a-going anyways. 0:03:44.000,0:03:46.000 Them signs[br]don't bother me at all. 0:03:47.393,0:03:49.112 Well, they bother me. 0:03:54.152,0:03:56.002 Now, you be careful,old man. 0:03:56.619,0:03:59.122 Don't you worry[br]about me, old woman. 0:03:59.157,0:04:02.875 I'll be back even before[br]midnight, more'n likely. 0:04:03.010,0:04:06.512 An old man[br]and a hound dog named rip 0:04:07.000,0:04:10.000 off for an evening's pleasure[br]in quest of raccoon. 0:04:10.133,0:04:12.000 Usually, these evenings end 0:04:12.019,0:04:15.138 with one tired old man,[br]one battle-scarred hound dog 0:04:15.173,0:04:18.040 and one or more[br]extremely dead raccoons, 0:04:18.274,0:04:22.028 but as you may suspect, that[br]will not be the case tonight. 0:04:22.063,0:04:25.782 These hunters won't be[br]coming home from the hill. 0:04:25.817,0:04:30.000 They're headed for the backwoods[br]of the twilight zone. 0:05:01.010,0:05:02.879 Smell him out there, boy. 0:05:02.914,0:05:04.764 He's around here somewheres. 0:05:04.799,0:05:06.633 You can get him. 0:05:39.799,0:05:42.919 Tree'd him, didn't you, boy? 0:05:51.177,0:05:53.680 Rip,[br]don't want to doubt your word, 0:05:53.715,0:05:55.932 but there ain't[br]no coon up there. 0:06:01.321,0:06:03.690 Trick ya, didn't he, boy? 0:06:24.711,0:06:25.713 Hold it back there, rip. 0:06:25.748,0:06:26.598 Come back here, rip! 0:06:27.033,0:06:28.850 Don't go in there! 0:06:29.085,0:06:30.219 I'll pull you out, rip! 0:06:30.754,0:06:32.070 Come back here, rip! 0:06:32.505,0:06:34.055 Hold on, hold on there, rip. 0:06:34.590,0:06:35.506 Come back here! 0:06:37.000,0:06:38.975 That coon'll drown you, rip. 0:06:39.226,0:06:40.978 That coon's got him down. 0:06:41.013,0:06:42.229 Huh! I'm coming, rip. 0:06:46.617,0:06:48.119 I'm coming, rip, hold it! 0:06:54.090,0:06:55.092 I'm coming! 0:07:56.554,0:07:57.505 Rip... 0:07:58.340,0:08:01.059 we must have trailed[br]that coon half the night. 0:08:02.494,0:08:04.000 Hungry, ain't you, boy? 0:08:04.679,0:08:06.013 Yeah, me, too. 0:08:06.848,0:08:09.015 So let's mosey along home 0:08:09.350,0:08:11.452 and see what rachel's got[br]for breakfast. 0:08:14.154,0:08:17.708 That old woman gives us[br]"hail, columbia" 0:08:17.800,0:08:19.076 for staying out all night. 0:08:39.229,0:08:41.732 I figure that's[br]about deep enough. 0:08:42.000,0:08:44.100 That ain't more[br]than three feet. 0:08:44.135,0:08:46.103 Three feet's deep[br]enough for a dog. 0:08:46.138,0:08:48.138 Any ordinary dog, maybe, 0:08:48.173,0:08:50.006 but according[br]to old man simpson, 0:08:50.141,0:08:52.092 rip ain't no ordinary dog. 0:08:52.127,0:08:53.510 Then you dig it. 0:09:00.116,0:09:03.070 It'll be kind of lonesome around[br]here without old man simpson. 0:09:09.759,0:09:11.762 Morning, boys. 0:09:12.797,0:09:15.016 Reckon them miller boys[br]gotten hard of hearing. 0:09:26.275,0:09:28.144 What you old boys up to? 0:09:28.896,0:09:30.397 Say, what you doing? 0:09:32.032,0:09:34.401 All right,[br]don't answer me, then. 0:09:34.436,0:09:37.538 I don't give a hoot[br]what you're doing. 0:09:38.573,0:09:40.156 If i ain't mistaken, 0:09:40.191,0:09:42.292 you're digging this hole[br]on my land. 0:09:42.327,0:09:46.663 Now, if you want to dig,[br]dig on your side of the fence. 0:09:48.008,0:09:49.116 Get moving. 0:09:50.017,0:09:51.802 I say get moving! 0:09:53.420,0:09:56.557 I ain't talking[br]just to move the wind around. 0:09:58.092,0:09:59.408 You get a move on 0:09:59.425,0:10:01.562 or i'm going to fill your[br]britches full of lead! 0:10:01.597,0:10:03.314 I figure that's just[br]about deep enough. 0:10:08.068,0:10:09.069 Have a little care. 0:10:09.104,0:10:10.938 It's just a dog. 0:10:10.973,0:10:12.822 Not to some folks. 0:10:15.192,0:10:17.445 Why didn't you tell me[br]you'd lost a dog? 0:10:18.180,0:10:20.000 How'd it happen? 0:10:26.000,0:10:28.089 Don't reckon i blame you[br]for not talking. 0:10:29.004,0:10:31.209 I don't reckon i would myself. 0:10:31.944,0:10:36.213 Well, rip, we're butting in[br]on other folks' troubles. 0:10:36.348,0:10:38.465 They're just[br]too heartbroke to talk. 0:10:41.068,0:10:43.000 And speaking of trouble, 0:10:43.188,0:10:46.007 that old woman's going to have[br]plenty of that for us. 0:10:47.000,0:10:48.000 Come on. 0:10:55.867,0:10:58.486 Looks to me like, rip, maybe[br]we got us a stroke of luck. 0:10:59.000,0:11:01.000 Could be the old woman's[br]still sleeping. 0:11:10.746,0:11:12.249 Morning. 0:11:20.390,0:11:22.010 All dressed up[br]like the fourth of july. 0:11:25.095,0:11:27.063 Old woman,[br]if you're figuring 0:11:27.098,0:11:30.100 on leaving me on account[br]on i stayed out all night, 0:11:30.135,0:11:32.402 you got another thing coming. 0:11:32.437,0:11:34.271 Lord be with you, sister. 0:11:36.522,0:11:37.407 Amen, brother. 0:11:38.042,0:11:39.910 I appreciate your coming, 0:11:40.000,0:11:42.178 even though he didn't belong[br]to the church. 0:11:43.007,0:11:45.115 I just never could[br]get him to go. 0:11:45.450,0:11:48.000 I realize brother simpson[br]wasn't a religious man, 0:11:48.704,0:11:52.000 but i figure he's still entitled[br]to a christian burial. 0:11:52.457,0:11:55.291 Now, just...[br]just hold everything. 0:11:55.326,0:11:58.045 Anybody's going to give[br]brother simpson a burial 0:11:58.045,0:12:01.216 you'd better ask brother simpson[br]how he feels about it. 0:12:01.216,0:12:03.800 I just been sitting here... 0:12:05.005,0:12:07.303 trying to figure it out. 0:12:08.005,0:12:10.058 It was just last night. 0:12:11.093,0:12:13.695 He was sitting there[br]at the supper table. 0:12:15.130,0:12:17.063 I begged him not to go. 0:12:17.949,0:12:20.451 There's been omens. 0:12:21.086,0:12:23.000 I've seen signs. 0:12:25.022,0:12:26.573 But he went. 0:12:27.008,0:12:30.077 The lord works in[br]mysterious ways. 0:12:31.112,0:12:34.000 Rachel,[br]listen to me- 0:12:34.514,0:12:36.333 there's been[br]a misunderstanding. 0:12:39.219,0:12:40.470 Miss rachel, 0:12:40.505,0:12:42.339 if you're ready, ma'am. 0:12:45.041,0:12:46.727 Well, he's in there. 0:12:57.737,0:12:58.988 Oh... 0:13:01.708,0:13:03.111 don't take on, old woman. 0:13:04.146,0:13:06.000 It's just a dream. 0:13:07.031,0:13:08.864 We'll wake up in a little 0:13:08.899,0:13:12.618 and everything'll be[br]like it ought to be. 0:13:14.504,0:13:16.507 What you old boys[br]got in there? 0:13:20.027,0:13:22.629 What you old boys[br]taking out of there? 0:13:23.563,0:13:24.514 Oh! 0:13:24.549,0:13:26.383 Who's in that box? 0:14:07.023,0:14:09.275 We'll find out[br]what all this is about 0:14:09.310,0:14:10.526 in a minute or two, rip. 0:14:10.561,0:14:15.000 The graveyard's just over[br]the top of the hill there. 0:14:47.062,0:14:50.952 Now, who in the tarnation[br]built this fence up here? 0:14:51.007,0:14:53.821 Rip, we must have taken[br]a wrong turn. 0:14:55.156,0:14:58.208 I don't memorize[br]ever seeing this fence before. 0:15:00.460,0:15:02.579 Well, we're bound[br]to come out somewhere. 0:15:20.480,0:15:21.731 Hello! 0:15:21.766,0:15:22.982 Anybody home in there? 0:15:25.485,0:15:26.736 Howdy, neighbor. 0:15:26.771,0:15:27.987 Howdy. 0:15:28.022,0:15:30.490 I wasn't expecting[br]nobody this morning. 0:15:30.525,0:15:33.609 Don't want to put you[br]to no trouble, friend, 0:15:33.644,0:15:35.495 but it seems like[br]i lost my way. 0:15:35.530,0:15:37.997 That's what everybody[br]says at first. 0:15:38.032,0:15:39.866 Now, what's your name, friend? 0:15:39.901,0:15:42.118 Simpson- hyder simpson. 0:15:42.153,0:15:43.504 I belong to that [br]bunch of simpsons 0:15:43.539,0:15:45.006 lives over on whale's mountain. 0:15:47.041,0:15:48.257 Rip and me here- 0:15:48.292,0:15:50.626 we never have traveled[br]this far before. 0:15:51.260,0:15:52.628 Never have[br]traveled so far 0:15:52.663,0:15:54.131 we couldn't see the top[br]of whale's mountain. 0:15:54.165,0:15:56.000 How old are you, neighbor simpson? 0:15:56.668,0:15:58.136 Well, sir, i been[br]walking the earth 0:15:58.171,0:16:00.021 for something[br]like 70 year now. 0:16:02.056,0:16:04.890 Arrived at the gate,[br]uh, 10:45... 0:16:05.925,0:16:08.000 i know it's none[br]of my business, 0:16:08.127,0:16:10.146 but would you tell me[br]what you're writing down in that book? 0:16:10.181,0:16:12.398 One more thing,[br]neighbor simpson- 0:16:12.433,0:16:13.649 how'd you die? 0:16:15.084,0:16:18.003 I was born[br]with a cheap set of ears. 0:16:18.138,0:16:20.540 I'm not sure i heard you right. 0:16:20.575,0:16:22.000 I said, "how did you die?" 0:16:22.042,0:16:24.000 Who claims i'm dead? 0:16:24.110,0:16:27.547 You wouldn't be here[br]if you wasn't dead. 0:16:27.582,0:16:29.549 Man, that's solid[br]flesh and bone there. 0:16:29.584,0:16:31.417 You feel that. 0:16:31.452,0:16:32.668 Think back, neighbor. 0:16:32.703,0:16:34.303 What did you do last night? 0:16:34.338,0:16:37.924 Well, sir, i'll tell you[br]exactly what i done. 0:16:37.959,0:16:41.060 Me and rip, we left the house[br]long about suppertime, 0:16:41.677,0:16:43.563 and rip, he picked up 0:16:43.598,0:16:46.065 a coon trail right away, 0:16:46.100,0:16:48.935 and like a coon will,[br]it headed for the water 0:16:48.970,0:16:50.520 and rip didn't do nothing 0:16:50.587,0:16:52.038 but go in after him. 0:16:52.072,0:16:53.440 About that time, i got there, 0:16:54.475,0:16:57.194 and i was running out[br]on this log and i... 0:17:08.502,0:17:10.700 hey, friend, [br]what's on the other side 0:17:10.703,0:17:12.000 of that gate there? 0:17:12.377,0:17:14.094 Well, that pasture[br]right up there 0:17:14.128,0:17:15.963 they call[br]the elysian field. 0:17:15.998,0:17:18.198 Cross that and you come[br]to the golden street 0:17:18.214,0:17:20.099 that takes you right[br]to the celestial palace 0:17:20.135,0:17:22.069 where the old master[br]has his headquarters. 0:17:23.003,0:17:26.105 Then i take you would aim[br]to be st. Peter. 0:17:26.140,0:17:28.473 I keep the gate, that's a fact. 0:17:28.509,0:17:31.360 Well, i'm mighty proud[br]to have met up with you. 0:17:31.395,0:17:33.613 Just as proud to have you here. 0:17:35.731,0:17:36.983 I always thought 0:17:37.018,0:17:40.119 there was a lot of singing[br]and dancing in heaven. 0:17:40.236,0:17:42.222 How come i don't hear no music? 0:17:42.257,0:17:44.240 You're on the outside. 0:17:44.275,0:17:47.076 Once inside, you'll hear[br]your favorite hymn. 0:17:47.091,0:17:50.046 Well, i don't care much[br]for hymn singing. 0:17:50.181,0:17:52.032 I favor guitar music myself. 0:17:52.667,0:17:55.134 Don't stand out here[br]in the cold, cold world. 0:17:55.169,0:17:57.003 Come on[br]Reap your heavenly reward. 0:17:57.038,0:17:58.254 Come on, rip. 0:17:58.289,0:17:59.406 Hold on, neighbor. 0:17:59.441,0:18:00.640 You can't take[br]that dog in there. 0:18:00.675,0:18:02.508 There ain't no fleas[br]on that dog. 0:18:02.543,0:18:04.511 That don't make no never mind.[br]He can't come in. 0:18:04.546,0:18:06.012 How come? 0:18:06.047,0:18:07.263 This here is folks' heaven. 0:18:07.298,0:18:10.266 There's a place we can put him,[br]though, up the road. 0:18:10.301,0:18:12.151 You just tie him to the fence, 0:18:12.186,0:18:14.020 and i'll walk him up later on. 0:18:14.055,0:18:15.271 Come on, rip. 0:18:15.306,0:18:17.156 Hold on, neighbor simpson. 0:18:17.191,0:18:19.025 Where do you think[br]you're going? 0:18:19.060,0:18:22.778 Thank you, but i don't reckon[br]in there is any place for me. 0:18:22.813,0:18:23.779 Why not? 0:18:23.814,0:18:25.031 Well, any place 0:18:25.066,0:18:28.668 that's too highfalutin for rip[br]is too fancy for me. 0:18:28.703,0:18:31.170 How thoroughbred[br]does a dog have to be 0:18:31.205,0:18:33.673 before you let him[br]in there, anyway? 0:18:33.708,0:18:35.175 Ain't no dogs allowed at all. 0:18:35.210,0:18:38.000 What kind of outfit[br]don't allow no dogs? 0:18:38.029,0:18:40.430 They got that special place[br]for dogs. 0:18:40.465,0:18:43.083 Me and rip will go on[br]down there, then. 0:18:43.118,0:18:44.134 You won't get in. 0:18:44.169,0:18:46.186 The dog, maybe, but not you. 0:18:46.221,0:18:50.005 What kind of heaven would it be[br]with just dogs? 0:18:50.240,0:18:52.042 A dog's got a right[br]to have a man around 0:18:52.077,0:18:55.696 just the same as a man's got[br]a right to have a dog around, 0:18:55.731,0:18:58.064 if he wants to be happy. 0:18:58.099,0:18:59.949 Neighbor, let me make you[br]a little proposition. 0:18:59.984,0:19:02.069 Why don't you go on in the gate,[br]and a little later on, 0:19:02.104,0:19:04.054 i'll slip the dog[br]through the fence to you. 0:19:04.089,0:19:06.022 It's breaking the rules,[br]but i'll do it. 0:19:06.057,0:19:09.558 Friend peter,[br]if i go in that front gate, 0:19:09.575,0:19:12.078 rip's going in[br]that front gate likewise. 0:19:12.113,0:19:15.031 I don't want him to get to[br]feeling that he ain't welcome. 0:19:15.066,0:19:16.333 I got another idea. 0:19:16.368,0:19:18.034 What are you doing there,[br]mister? 0:19:18.069,0:19:19.720 I'll hold on to your dog 0:19:19.755,0:19:22.588 and let you see[br]how you like it. 0:19:22.623,0:19:25.591 I don't have to go inside[br]to make up my mind. 0:19:25.626,0:19:28.094 Let me ask you[br]a practical question: 0:19:28.129,0:19:32.481 What kind of coon hunting would[br]i have in there without rip? 0:19:32.516,0:19:34.850 Man, they don't allow[br]no coon hunting. 0:19:34.885,0:19:36.353 Oh, you don't say. 0:19:36.388,0:19:39.000 Where do you think[br]you're going? 0:19:39.073,0:19:40.489 Me and rip's[br]going somewhere. 0:19:40.524,0:19:42.358 There ain't no[br]place else to go. 0:19:42.393,0:19:44.360 We'll go wherever[br]that road takes us. 0:19:44.395,0:19:46.146 Oh, that road[br]don't lead nowhere. 0:19:46.181,0:19:47.364 This is eternity road. 0:19:47.399,0:19:51.000 It just keeps on,[br]never stops, leads nowhere. 0:19:51.035,0:19:53.000 Me and rip'll do all right. 0:19:53.154,0:19:56.772 Neighbor, this is a right [br]serious step you're taking. 0:19:56.907,0:19:58.124 I'd say the best thing 0:19:58.159,0:20:00.626 is to sit out there[br]and think it over. 0:20:00.661,0:20:02.129 You've got all eternity[br]to make up your mind. 0:20:03.164,0:20:04.630 Good day to you, sir. 0:20:04.764,0:20:07.000 If you change your mind,[br]just let me know. 0:20:07.101,0:20:08.217 Much obliged. 0:20:08.352,0:20:09.769 I'll do that. 0:20:36.045,0:20:38.547 Eternity's a powerful[br]long spell to go 0:20:38.582,0:20:41.050 without a coon hunt,[br]ain't it, rip? 0:20:41.085,0:20:44.920 Don't you go off your feed[br]or nothing over this thing. 0:20:44.955,0:20:48.057 Wouldn't surprise me none[br]if i don't sneak in there 0:20:48.092,0:20:50.059 and talk to the judge,[br]or somebody. 0:20:50.194,0:20:52.062 Might be able to get you in. 0:20:53.097,0:20:56.566 Wonder what kind of a tea party[br]they keep in there, anyways. 0:20:58.001,0:21:00.320 Must be city folks, mostly. 0:21:01.355,0:21:04.074 They'd be the ones most likely[br]to outlaw coon hunting. 0:21:05.109,0:21:08.193 Let them sit in there[br]tootin' on their harps 0:21:08.729,0:21:10.831 or whatever they do[br]for relaxation, 0:21:11.866,0:21:13.699 me and you stays together. 0:21:13.734,0:21:18.000 Just like we was when[br]we was traveling down below. 0:21:21.022,0:21:22.208 Hmm... 0:21:22.243,0:21:23.592 least we ain't the only ones 0:21:23.627,0:21:24.844 wandering around 0:21:24.879,0:21:27.346 by ourselves[br]on the eternity road. 0:21:27.347,0:21:28.598 Howdy, son. 0:21:29.033,0:21:30.050 Howdy. 0:21:32.018,0:21:33.069 Ah... 0:21:33.104,0:21:36.000 i'm looking for[br]a mr. Hyder simpson 0:21:36.072,0:21:37.357 and a hound dog[br]name of rip. 0:21:37.392,0:21:38.608 Well, that's us. 0:21:39.043,0:21:40.477 Well, i figured it was. 0:21:41.512,0:21:43.362 Well, if you[br]and rip's all set, 0:21:43.397,0:21:45.231 we might as well[br]mosey along. 0:21:45.266,0:21:46.982 Mosey along where? 0:21:47.017,0:21:48.868 Heaven, mr. Simpson. 0:21:48.903,0:21:50.737 Well, now, like i told[br]that other fellow, 0:21:50.772,0:21:54.074 i ain't going to set foot[br]in heaven without rip. 0:21:54.109,0:21:58.000 You didn't get messed up[br]with nobody in there, did you? 0:21:58.128,0:21:59.378 That fellow at the gate. 0:21:59.413,0:22:01.498 He wouldn't let rip in,[br]so i didn't go. 0:22:03.033,0:22:03.749 Son... 0:22:04.000,0:22:06.252 that'd be a hell of a place[br]without rip. 0:22:06.287,0:22:08.137 Mr. Simpson... 0:22:08.172,0:22:09.005 you ain't far wrong. 0:22:10.040,0:22:11.391 That is hell. 0:22:12.426,0:22:14.894 Heaven's up yonder apiece. 0:22:14.929,0:22:16.145 Well, i'll be jiggered. 0:22:17.000,0:22:18.013 Now, how come that fellow 0:22:18.048,0:22:19.899 would want to lie to me? 0:22:19.934,0:22:21.767 Well, they don't never give up. 0:22:23.002,0:22:24.570 Always trying to get[br]folks in there 0:22:24.605,0:22:26.155 right down[br]to the last minute. 0:22:27.190,0:22:28.657 Well, what reason[br]would they have 0:22:28.692,0:22:30.526 for wanting to keep rip out? 0:22:30.561,0:22:33.279 They was a-feared[br]rip would have warned you. 0:22:33.314,0:22:37.032 And he would have, time he got[br]a whiff of that brimstone. 0:22:37.067,0:22:39.285 You see, mr. Simpson, 0:22:39.320,0:22:44.039 a man- well, he'll walk right[br]into hell with both eyes open, 0:22:44.074,0:22:47.176 but even the devil[br]can't fool a dog. 0:22:49.044,0:22:51.180 You wouldn't be st. Peter,[br]would you? 0:22:51.215,0:22:55.434 Oh, no, no, i... i'm just[br]a regular angel here. 0:22:55.469,0:22:57.937 Well, where's your wings, son? 0:22:57.972,0:23:01.107 Shucks, i don't use[br]them half the time. 0:23:01.142,0:23:03.310 I appreciate[br]walking myself. 0:23:04.345,0:23:05.561 You, uh... 0:23:05.596,0:23:07.446 about ready to go,[br]mr. Simpson? 0:23:07.881,0:23:09.949 Uh... uh, rip. 0:23:13.702,0:23:15.571 How's the coon hunting[br]up here, boy? 0:23:15.606,0:23:17.456 Oh, just fine,[br]mr. Simpson. 0:23:17.491,0:23:18.707 There's one tonight 0:23:18.742,0:23:20.576 right after the square dance. 0:23:20.611,0:23:21.827 Want to come along? 0:23:21.862,0:23:23.712 Wouldn't miss it[br]for the world. 0:23:25.581,0:23:28.083 Welcome to heaven,[br]mr. Simpson. 0:23:29.835,0:23:31.720 Thank you, son. 0:23:31.755,0:23:34.223 Right proud to be here. 0:23:36.091,0:23:39.594 Uh, rachel-[br]that's my old woman- 0:23:40.629,0:23:42.079 she won't have any trouble 0:23:42.114,0:23:44.233 getting past that fellow[br]up the road, will she? 0:23:44.268,0:23:45.985 Rachel? No, not her. 0:23:46.020,0:23:49.738 And she'll be along[br]directly, too, i'm told. 0:23:49.773,0:23:51.857 Well, glad to hear it. 0:23:53.242,0:23:55.110 Come along, rip. 0:23:55.145,0:23:58.864 Travelers to unknown regions[br]would be well advised 0:23:58.899,0:24:01.367 to take along the family dog. 0:24:01.402,0:24:04.500 He could just save you[br]from entering the wrong gate. 0:24:04.600,0:24:07.000 At least,[br]it happened that way once 0:24:07.158,0:24:10.759 in a mountainous area[br]of the twilight zone.