WEBVTT 00:00:00.995 --> 00:00:03.771 Every year of every day, each month of the week 00:00:03.771 --> 00:00:07.145 thousands, millions, even hundreds of people 00:00:07.145 --> 00:00:09.869 continue to fall victim to FWPs. 00:00:09.929 --> 00:00:11.115 I'm so sick. 00:00:11.115 --> 00:00:12.637 I have no place to sleep tonight. 00:00:12.637 --> 00:00:14.683 I'm so hungry and there's nothing to eat. 00:00:14.683 --> 00:00:17.346 Also known as first world problems. 00:00:17.346 --> 00:00:20.580 I'm so sick of these routine doctors check ups. 00:00:20.580 --> 00:00:22.384 There's never anything wrong with me. 00:00:22.384 --> 00:00:25.830 I have no place to sleep tonight. My friends took the bed and the couch. 00:00:25.830 --> 00:00:27.958 So hungry and there's nothing to eat. 00:00:27.958 --> 00:00:30.506 I mean on this low carb diet, sure I can have all the steak I want, 00:00:30.506 --> 00:00:33.684 but steak without the potatoes... 00:00:35.084 --> 00:00:39.704 Hi I'm Ryan Higa. You may remember me from the first FWP campaign. 00:00:40.014 --> 00:00:44.614 Well, not only are FWP's still around, but they're getting much, much worse. 00:00:44.614 --> 00:00:46.534 My phone always dies at my friends house, 00:00:46.534 --> 00:00:48.784 and all he has is the old iPhone charger. 00:00:48.784 --> 00:00:51.666 Too much clothes, the drawers won't close. 00:00:51.666 --> 00:00:54.414 It's like having a mountain in my way, and every time I get over it, 00:00:54.594 --> 00:00:57.382 there's always another. Why did god have to make speed bumps? 00:00:57.382 --> 00:00:59.682 Ignoring the problem does not make it go away. 00:00:59.682 --> 00:01:03.722 My hands are so big, I can never reach the bottom half of the Pringles can. 00:01:04.312 --> 00:01:07.747 These people are continuing to suffer every single day. 00:01:07.747 --> 00:01:10.787 I just bought this dress yesterday, and now it's on sale? 00:01:11.967 --> 00:01:15.212 These FWP's, first world problems, whatever you want to call them, 00:01:15.212 --> 00:01:18.027 aren't going anywhere, unless you do something about them. 00:01:18.027 --> 00:01:21.422 My boyfriend didn't text me back, but he just tweeted. 00:01:21.422 --> 00:01:24.383 It's like every thing I built came crashing down all at once. 00:01:24.383 --> 00:01:27.623 The poop already began. Phone not in hand. 00:01:28.073 --> 00:01:30.823 I'm so hungry, but I already brushed my teeth. 00:01:30.823 --> 00:01:33.478 The pool's too cold, but the Jacuzzi's too hot. 00:01:33.478 --> 00:01:36.216 I ordered the salad, but now I'll never taste the soup. 00:01:36.216 --> 00:01:40.644 My owner got me bacon treats, but they're not even barbecue flavor. 00:01:42.484 --> 00:01:44.610 But now there's a way you can help, 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:56.206 by calling the number 1-800-www.FWP@gmail.org/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress// 00:01:56.346 --> 00:02:00.093 We'll send you the FWP helper kit, which includes an open book 00:02:00.373 --> 00:02:02.993 Here's an open book, now shut it. 00:02:03.253 --> 00:02:04.570 A miniature batch of wine. 00:02:04.570 --> 00:02:06.318 Here's a mini batch of wine. 00:02:06.378 --> 00:02:08.936 now you can stop being such a little winey batch. 00:02:09.136 --> 00:02:12.673 And a complete poker set including a case, chips, cards, 00:02:12.673 --> 00:02:15.110 and not to mention, poker sunglasses. 00:02:15.610 --> 00:02:19.467 I don't mean to be heartless, but welcome to the club. 00:02:19.477 --> 00:02:23.491 In case you didn't notice, there's no one here who gives a chip. 00:02:23.491 --> 00:02:25.405 So if you could just cut it out, 00:02:25.405 --> 00:02:28.491 grow a four king pair, and deal with it... 00:02:28.641 --> 00:02:30.777 That would just be amazing (I'm Aceing). 00:02:31.147 --> 00:02:33.628 With your help, we can put an end to FWPs for good 00:02:33.628 --> 00:02:36.009 and focus on the real problems, like 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:39.813 violence, or drugs, or people who still don't know which your/you're to use. 00:02:39.813 --> 00:02:41.767 The Beibs, Crocs, and yellow Starburst. 00:02:41.767 --> 00:02:43.152 The real issues at hand. 00:02:43.152 --> 00:02:47.206 So please join me, help a soul, and help us all. 00:02:50.326 --> 00:02:51.823 What the heck is that...? 00:02:52.583 --> 00:02:53.820 Oh! 00:02:57.050 --> 00:03:01.148 My internet's so slow it always has to buffer first. Tee Hee! 00:03:02.598 --> 00:03:03.859 So thank you guys so much for watching. 00:03:03.859 --> 00:03:05.892 If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left. 00:03:05.892 --> 00:03:08.362 If you want to see the previous FWP video, click the one on the right. 00:03:08.402 --> 00:03:09.967 And if you don't want to click any of them of them at all, 00:03:09.967 --> 00:03:14.887 then that's kind of a problem, and that'll be really sad for me.