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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.100,0:00:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every year of every day, each month of the week
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.77,0:00:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thousands, millions, even hundreds of people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.14,0:00:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,continue to fall victim to FWPs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.93,0:00:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no place to sleep tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so hungry and there's nothing to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.68,0:00:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also known as first world problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.35,0:00:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sick of these routine doctors check ups.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.58,0:00:22.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's never anything wrong with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.38,0:00:25.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no place to sleep tonight. My friends took the bed and the couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.83,0:00:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So hungry and there's nothing to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.96,0:00:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean on this low carb diet, sure I can have all the steak I want,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.51,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but steak without the potatoes...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.08,0:00:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi I'm Ryan Higa. You may remember me from the first FWP campaign.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.01,0:00:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not only are FWP's still around, but they're getting much, much worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.61,0:00:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My phone always dies at my friends house,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.53,0:00:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all he has is the old iPhone charger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.78,0:00:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too much clothes, the drawers won't close.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.67,0:00:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like having a mountain in my way, and every time I get over it,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.59,0:00:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's always another. Why did god have to make speed bumps?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.38,0:00:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ignoring the problem does not make it go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.68,0:01:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hands are so big, I can never reach the bottom half of the Pringles can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.31,0:01:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These people are continuing to suffer every single day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just bought this dress yesterday, and now it's on sale?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.97,0:01:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These FWP's, first world problems, whatever you want to call them,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.21,0:01:18.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aren't going anywhere, unless you do something about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.03,0:01:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My boyfriend didn't text me back, but he just tweeted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.42,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like every thing I built came crashing down all at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.38,0:01:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The poop already began. Phone not in hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.07,0:01:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so hungry, but I already brushed my teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.82,0:01:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The pool's too cold, but the Jacuzzi's too hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.48,0:01:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ordered the salad, but now I'll never taste the soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.22,0:01:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My owner got me bacon treats, but they're not even barbecue flavor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.48,0:01:44.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now there's a way you can help,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.64,0:01:56.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by calling the number 1-800-www.FWP@gmail.org/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress//
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.35,0:02:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll send you the FWP helper kit, which includes an open book
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.37,0:02:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's an open book, now shut it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.25,0:02:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A miniature batch of wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.57,0:02:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a mini batch of wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.38,0:02:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you can stop being such a little winey batch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.14,0:02:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a complete poker set including a case, chips, cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.67,0:02:15.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not to mention, poker sunglasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.61,0:02:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mean to be heartless, but welcome to the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.48,0:02:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In case you didn't notice, there's no one here who gives a chip.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.49,0:02:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you could just cut it out,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.40,0:02:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grow a four king pair, and deal with it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.64,0:02:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would just be amazing (I'm Aceing).
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.15,0:02:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With your help, we can put an end to FWPs for good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.63,0:02:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and focus on the real problems, like
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.04,0:02:39.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,violence, or drugs, or people who still don't know which your/you're to use.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.81,0:02:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Beibs, Crocs, and yellow Starburst.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.77,0:02:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The real issues at hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.15,0:02:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So please join me, help a soul, and help us all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.33,0:02:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck is that...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.58,0:02:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.05,0:03:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My internet's so slow it always has to buffer first. Tee Hee!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.60,0:03:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So thank you guys so much for watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.86,0:03:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.89,0:03:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want to see the previous FWP video, click the one on the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you don't want to click any of them of them at all,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.97,0:03:14.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then that's kind of a problem, and that'll be really sad for me.