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Every year of every day, each month of the week

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thousands, millions, even hundreds of people

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continue to fall victim to FWPs.

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I'm so sick.

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I have no place to sleep tonight.

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I'm so hungry and there's nothing to eat.

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Also known as first world problems.

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I'm so sick of these routine doctors check ups.

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There's never anything wrong with me.

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I have no place to sleep tonight. My friends took the bed and the couch.

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So hungry and there's nothing to eat.

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I mean on this low carb diet, sure I can have all the steak I want,

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but steak without the potatoes...

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Hi I'm Ryan Higa. You may remember me from the first FWP campaign.

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Well, not only are FWP's still around, but they're getting much, much worse.

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My phone always dies at my friends house,

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and all he has is the old iPhone charger.

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Too much clothes, the drawers won't close.

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It's like having a mountain in my way, and every time I get over it,

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there's always another. Why did god have to make speed bumps?

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Ignoring the problem does not make it go away.

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My hands are so big, I can never reach the bottom half of the Pringles can.

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These people are continuing to suffer every single day.

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I just bought this dress yesterday, and now it's on sale?

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These FWP's, first world problems, whatever you want to call them,

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aren't going anywhere, unless you do something about them.

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My boyfriend didn't text me back, but he just tweeted.

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It's like every thing I built came crashing down all at once.

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The poop already began. Phone not in hand.

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I'm so hungry, but I already brushed my teeth.

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The pool's too cold, but the Jacuzzi's too hot.

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I ordered the salad, but now I'll never taste the soup.

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My owner got me bacon treats, but they're not even barbecue flavor.

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But now there's a way you can help,

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by calling the number 1-800-www.FWP@gmail.org/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress//

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We'll send you the FWP helper kit, which includes an open book

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Here's an open book, now shut it.

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A miniature batch of wine.

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Here's a mini batch of wine.

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now you can stop being such a little winey batch.

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And a complete poker set including a case, chips, cards,

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and not to mention, poker sunglasses.

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I don't mean to be heartless, but welcome to the club.

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In case you didn't notice, there's no one here who gives a chip.

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So if you could just cut it out,

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grow a four king pair, and deal with it...

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That would just be amazing (I'm Aceing).

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With your help, we can put an end to FWPs for good

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and focus on the real problems, like

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violence, or drugs, or people who still don't know which your/you're to use.

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The Beibs, Crocs, and yellow Starburst.

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The real issues at hand.

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So please join me, help a soul, and help us all.

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What the heck is that...?

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Oh!

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My internet's so slow it always has to buffer first. Tee Hee!

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So thank you guys so much for watching.

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If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left.

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If you want to see the previous FWP video, click the one on the right.

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And if you don't want to click any of them of them at all,

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then that's kind of a problem, and that'll be really sad for me.