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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.26,0:00:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEALTHCARE!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.05,0:00:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we finally got a healthcare plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.05,0:00:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you excited?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.19,0:00:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of, right? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.53,0:00:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't really the plan I was hoping for,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.14,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not an amazing progressive plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.48,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really thought we would have universal healthcare,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that was foolish!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.97,0:00:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I thought we would have a public option,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.89,0:00:21.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still overly optimistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.42,0:00:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we started out with the public option.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.24,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this country, when you start out with a reasonable proposal, it gets watered down,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was frustrated that we didn't \Nuse {\i1}my{\i0} healthcare proposal,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.54,0:00:32.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I had a healthcare proposal ready to go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.55,0:00:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that nobody listened to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.85,0:00:35.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe because I'm a comedian.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.44,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My healthcare proposal wasn't so much about a redistribution of wealth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:44.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My healthcare proposal was about a redistribution of organs from rich to poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.48,0:00:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're thinking "oh, you mean after rich people {\i1}die{\i0}, we would take their organs from them."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.17,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, friends, {\i1}after{\i0} rich people die,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after we kill them,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.54,0:00:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a bunch of scalpel-wielding \NRobin Hoods in the night...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.62,0:01:00.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we would kill these rich people \Nand take their organs from them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.79,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause there are a lot of poor people \Nwho need those organs, friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for transplants,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.93,0:01:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of course, for food.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.05,0:01:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as we all know, \Nrich people's organs are a delicacy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.13,0:01:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhhh yes, how we would force-feed these rich people organic grains
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.87,0:01:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get them all plump,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.42,0:01:17.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their organs all juicy, succulent,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.68,0:01:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of course we'd have them walk around \Ntheir very large estates...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.08,0:01:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd be free range,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.92,0:01:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'd be free range rich people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.87,0:01:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then very humanely \N-because they're human beings!-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.06,0:01:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we would kill these rich people,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.49,0:01:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take out their organs,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.92,0:01:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'd feast,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.85,0:01:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd eat a little meal I call justice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.43,0:01:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're thinking "Hari, that is so unreasonable!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.96,0:01:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.86,0:01:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if we had started out with that proposal,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.78,0:01:40.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd have the public option by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.35,0:01:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all I'm saying!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.49,0:01:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd {\i1}have{\i0} the public option by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.46,0:01:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, some of you think \Nit's an unreasonable proposal;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.78,0:01:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think of it more as a modest proposal.