♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
'In 3 more months John is
marrying Regina in this church'
'If anybody has any objections
contact me or the congregation...'
'...in written format'
'This is their 1st notice'
'Next week John and Regina
will be married in this august church'
'This is their 3rd notice'
ARYA
A
NAYANTARA
NAZRIYA NAZIM
SANTHANAM
SATHYAN
SATHYARAJ
Hi! I am Sebastian
Coming from France
Oh hi!
So sweet of you
I am sorry
I didn't get your name?
My name is Caroline
- That's nice
- Sarathy...!
What...Sarathy?
Hey baby!
Dai, like a buffalo dashing across
the highway, why did you ruin...
...my chance of dating her?!
John is missing, da!
I've been looking for you
for past 1 hour
Then you should
lookforJohn
Why me, black clay-pan?!
- 0resa...!
- Is that a Nigerian swear word?!
Sarathy, can't find John!
Did you check
in the bathroom?
He isn't there
with his wrists slit
Did you check
the 1st floor window?
He didn't escape with
a sari tied to the grill
Let's go to
the wine shop
Don't compel me too much
I'll stick to just 1 beer!
I'll bruise your face
black and blue!
I'm worried the wedding might stop
And you think I'm buying you a beer?!
Let's look for him
in the wine shop
What, da?
Where were you, da?
Went for a puff...why?
I didn't check outside, dude!
Grrrr...!!
'KING
QUEEN'
John and Regina are getting
married now in this church
If anyone has any objection or
reluctance to this marriage...
...address it now
If not, you'll never be able to
I thank the church
In front of this gathering, John,
do you agree to wed Regina?
I, John agree to take Regina
as my lawful wedded wife
Thank you
Regina, do you consent
to marrying John?
I, Regina take Surya-
Daddy...!
My apologies to this
august assembly
I, Regina give my consent
to marry John
This august assembly accepts
your apology, thank you
John
"Honey...hug me...alright
hug me...hug me however tight"
"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
"Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
Machi! Just married and
you are back to work?
How was it last night?!
Um...uh...aah...!
Is your tooth
troubling you?
Shut up and work
Last night was my friend's wedding night
We discussed 'it' threadbare in 5th grade
Wonder what positions he'd have tried!
Knowing him, he'd have tried them all!!
Nothing happened!
Why, dude? Was it
just level 1 and 2?!
Didn't I just say
'nothing happened'?!
Dai, don't pull
a fast one on me!
When we, as kids, saw 'Jagan mohini'
the horror film, I was so scared
And you were drooling over
Hemamalini's lusty waistline!
Was last night
Aah...aahn...haan...?
Will you just stick
to your work?
Don't waste my time
I'm not answerable to random
stray dogs I meet on the way!!
Dude, boss is on the way
Why is our boss appearing, when we
haven't rubbed Alauddin's lamp?
Yesterday marriage
Today why come?
Sir, profession is my 1st wife
Soooperl?
You get Rs 5000
increment, okay?
I'll take it, thanks, sir
You spent 50 lakhs on your wedding
and you're not making it work
But you're working your butt off
for 5000 bucks in this office
John, yesterday night
what happened?
You'll not answer
random stray dogs
Now kindly answer
this spineless porcupine!
Sir, to random stray dog-
- Bumper hit, sir
- Funny guys!
Are you drunk?
Heavily
What will you do?
I won't do anything
I'll just go to bed!
(Quiet sobs)
(song from a Tamil film)
(Louder sobs)
Sob-sob all the time
Are you some
bloody big shot?
Increasing the volume
as you please
If I stamp you, you'll end up
with splintered cartilages!
Shut up and sleep
'Nail she hammered into the coffin
In the few minutes she got in-between'
I feel real sleepy
Machi (friend) you called me
last night and blabbered something
Couldn't make
head or tail of it
- Just leave it, machi
- It's okay, tell me
You are in your house
Yes, I am
In the middle of the night,
if someone drunk, knocks at your door
And sleeps next to you,
how will you feel?
Will something like this
happen to anyone ever?
Of course, it does
To me!
Marriage is
give and take
Life is all about
making adjustments
I didn't want
such a marriage
Looks like you might
end up with a divorce!
No, machi
I agreed to this marriage
for my dad's sake
So divorce is out of question
I won't hurt him
But I don't like this life
He and his misshapen face!
But if you wish
you can help me
- Machi
- Hey, hi
I was just speaking to
our boss about your transfer
Yeah, I'm waiting for it
I don't like this place one bit
Regina, you should-
Don't try to convince me
U.S., Australia
Even Somalia!
I'm okay with it
I just want to
leave this place
That's it
"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
"'Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
Take a hike!
Hey, watchman!
As if I will make
your life easy?!
"Hey baby, will you exit
from my heart please?"
"May someday to exist
in my life will you cease?"
"Like Tom and Jerry, love's epitome
Life is a rollercoaster ride syndrome"
"I stamped on a live wire of magnetism!"
"Marriages are made in Heaven
Whose pearls of wisdom?!"
Mr John!
(Loud protests)
Please be quiet
What does your husband
think of himself?
My pet dog Puppyma, will pee
only in the play ground, next street
But your husband has puked outside
my door to his mouth's content!
Daily at least 10 people
complain about him
ls your husband mentally challenged
like baby Anjali in the film 'An]ali'?
He's an expert at creating
problems in every flat!
I'll go to the police
My wife complained
of no water supply
Your husband
offers to set it right?
Isn't that wrong?!
You bet it is!
Middle of the night,
he knocks at my door...
...and asks me
for a glass of milk!
It is not the done thing, okay?
He wakes me up at midnight,
taps my head and says...
'Isn't your ground vacant
Can we play cricket?!'
He'll be beaten
black and blue
He's not 'honeymooned' as yet
And wants to know if I'm free!
Stupid fellow!
He asked me 'if you are
working night shifts here...'
...'who is substituting
for you at home?!'
We've poured
our heart out to her
Let's go
(Dog barking)
Dude, promise me
you'll never get married
Take your hands off me
How come all married men
repeat this same dialog?!
How will I fulfill
all my childhood dreams?!
Boss is right
This newly-wed and that old dog
are like a broken record!
I can't take this
Don't you believe me?
How many are drinking here
because of their wife's torture?
Raise your hands
(Unanimous consent)
It's true, dude
"Hey 'blue blood' baby
Why crave so yearningly?"
"Hey loony with a locked attitude
Why sleep single in solitude?"
“Slumped to a stupor, she made me numb
Dumped, she made me drink in a pub"
"She made me sleep on the club floor
Salt she rubbed on my wounds sore"
"My buddy Gaia told me,
dude, marriage is yucky!"
"I see through her disguise up close
Trusting her, I fell flat on my nose"
"She's queen of duplicity, red herring
Seems I'm destined to be celibacy-king"
"Girls are supported by the entire city
We guys can report to which authority?"
"She has entrusted 1 year warranty
But refuses a lifetime guarantee!"
Dude, police
Stop it
Why the hell are you
dancing at this hour?
We can't stand
female trouble at home
That's why
we are here, sir
That's exactly why
I'm on night duty too!
- Dude...?
- Enjoy!
"Home sweet home no longer commended
'Home away from home' wine shop instead"
"I have no peace of mind at home
That's why wine shop and streets I roam"
(Humming)
Excuse me
I'm talking to you!
Did I come to
the wrong house?
#D3
Venkatadhri
Midnight only!
Everyday you come home
sozzled...aren't you ashamed?
It's midnight and you are
in another man's house
Aren't you ashamed?!
You are torturing her too much
Has she spoken a word
to you since you got married?
What's in your mind?!
Huh...?
There's nothing
big in my mind
Let me show you
Want to snack on 'karasev'?
I don't like 'karasev'
Oh my God! Even this average face
doesn't like you, 'karasev'!
Who'll like you then?
Just disappear and die!
'Aiyaiyo! She doesn't like me'
It's dead and gone!
It's called 'karasev'
but no one can save it!
Don't talk
like a lunatic!
Won't your husband
be looking for you?
I'm not yet married!
1 minute, I'll help
Go straight to the 3rd floor
Knock all the doors
The door that does not open
That is your house!
Hey, I'm a good boy
I'm already home
That's very impressive, dude!
You are not married, right?
There's a girl here
Do you want to marry her?
Dude, this chic has et al sized
right and in the right place
No problem
I'll take care
1 minute
Disturbance, huh?
I warned you
We'll talk about this
tomorrow, leave now
Your friend just said it
Get lost!
Go...go...!
Stop glaring
Close and go, dumbo
I meant the door!
(song from a Tamil film)
(Cricket commentary)
There's somebody sick here
Address
- Sir, get in
- You go
I'll ask some family member
to come over to the hospital
Sir, it's an emergency case
Please come
Who accompanied the patient?
He did, doctor
What's her name?
It starts with R
But I don't know!
How old is she?
She must be-
She's this tall...!
I don't know, doctor
How are you related to her?
Husband!
There's no point
talking beyond this
He's drunk
She's okay now
You can shift her
to the room
- Doctor
- Yeah, tell me
Her name is Regina
Age 26
How long have you
been married?
Around 10 days
Even if you don't
like her, it's okay
But she is your wife
At least be aware of
her medical details
In an emergency...!
I hope you understand
I've prescribed
some heavy dosage
Give her something to eat
before she takes the tablets
Take care, I will
see you tomorrow
How can he treat
his wife so indifferently!
1st take this, followed
by this, then that
Doctor's orders, not mine!
I can't do this
I can take only small sips
Go home
I'll eat and sleep
You eat
Then I'll leave
Doctor's orders
if you are not angry-
May I know if this has
happened before and when?
Why?
Doctor wanted me to find out
Happened
twice before
But why?
Surya...
Hey! Mr Fender-bender!
Can I ride slowly?
I'm terrified
You are just rolling it
As if you're riding fast!!
Drunken driving
all around us, bro
We are stuck here and the entire
city is calling the New Year in
Look at our plight...we are
on the way to our office!
Our plight...?
'Yours' bro!
If I'm selected in the airlines
cabin crew interview...
...I'll zip zap zoom in mid air!
Pipe down, da
Look at this hooliganism!
The girls are even worse!!
Not girls...these are
crass, crude chicks!
Do you know how
a girl should be?
How?
Should be...like her!
Happy New Year
What's this beer doing
in your hand while driving?
Should NOT be like her!
Whaaaat?
(Phone vibrating)
Machi! Dad is calling me
Shall I take the call?
Please don't
pick up the call
If we get caught, your phone
will be confiscated for a week!
What? I'm in that
she-devil's class
Tell me quickly
Was the flight delayed?
- Darling?
- I'll call you back, bye
I was the one-
Regina...out!
I've told him never
to call me during class
All because of him!
'The number you have dialed
is temporarily not in use'
'For further assistance'-
Huh...!
Machi! Do you have
the Airvoice number?
What are you doing?
Can't see!
934-1 O
Meow!!
Nivitha...out now!
- What's your problem now?
- I want the Airvoice number
934109341 O
You could have told me this
from inside the class, silly!
Not bad, I like this
fresh air too!
'To learn more about
the offer, press 1'
Press 2
Press 3
Press 7
Press 9-
How long will you take
to pick up the phone!
Good morning, you are
talking to Airvoice Surya
How can I help you?
Ah...by not being a pain
in the wrong place!
Whaaat?!
Why did you take so long
to answer my call, da?!
Ma'am, I can continue to help only if
I know your name and phone number
I get the caller id
even in my small phone
You sit in front of a big
system, don't you get it?
No, I don't!
Where?
I'm new to this job
Please give me
your number
Tell me slowly
from the beginning
90-
15-
36-
It's 36, you jackass!
Wonder who hired you?!
Will you tell me
from the beginning?
Without losing your cool
Are you Ms Rajini?
Regina
Please hold for 2 minutes
Will check and get back
He has put me on hold!
Don't know
what the problem is!
Not paid the bill
Thanks for waiting!
You've not paid
the phone bill
That's why your outgoing
calls have been cut
Pay the bill, your outgoing
will be released, okay?
I paid the bill yesterday
IS that So?
Paid in which area?
Adyar
It's still not updated
in our system
Can you give me
your bill number?
Will I be loitering around with
the bill in my hand, you moron?!
Correct, madam
You are right!
You go to Adyar sim city,
find out what happened
They should be
able to help you, okay?
You stupid son-of--
Don't, ma'am
Don't bring my dad
into our figh-
Madam...stop
Give me 2 hours
If I'm still unable to
resolve the problem...
...I'll pay and renew
your connection!
Okay, hang HP
May I know, how many stars
will you rate for this service?
I'm in a murderous mood to
hang you...just hang up
Thanks for calling!
Customer care can
be very irritating!
Are you happy
with the service?
- Bro...?
- Don't scratch my back
What happened?
Why are you crying?
Some random girl
on the phone...
...tore me to shreds
Hey, men should never cry
What you do now is-
I'm checking, just wait
Nagging me nonstop!
Get lost
Do you have her number?
Yes, I do
You have your phone with you?
Yes, bro
Call back and give her
a piece of your mind!
Bro...?!
'Why is she here again?'
(Phone vibrates loudly)
I'm done for!
Regina...out!
Hello, what do
you think of yourself?
Did you think
I'm meek and mousy?
Do you know
I'm a rowdy?
Hello...who are you?
What do you want?
You just called me
and tore me apart
Airvoice Surya!
I didn't scold you
Only your company!
So...will you malign
my father's character?
You better apologize, or else
things will take an ugly turn
I won't apologize
If you are a man, not meek
and mousy, meet me in person!
Okay sis, you are pardoned!!
You delete my number
and I will delete yours!
Let's move on...you don't
call me and I won't either!
Bye, thank you
Dai...!
What, sis?
If you are a man with guts
come in person
What's your problem?
Won't you let a guy
be in peace?
I've not had breakfast
since this morning
Saturday vow
I have loads of work to finish
I can't come running
if you click your fingers
I'm not a scaredy-cat
Sis, please leave me
Dai, if you are a man, come over!
Huh...? If you are
a man, come over
Awww!
Don't disturb me
This company is totally
dependent only on me!
Bro...?
He keeps scratching me
in the same spot!
What, da?
That girl keeps hounding me
How do I tackle her?
Best option...!
Switch off your phone
Bro
He has switched off his phone
He'll get it from me
Hey, girls! Take out your phones
Call Airvoice customer care
If anyone by the name of Surya
picks up the phone, block him
Good morning, you are speaking
to Airvoice Deepak
What can I do for you?
You are speaking
to Airvoice Priyanka
How may I help you?
Prakash...?
Good morning, you are
speaking to...
...Airvoice Kavya
Tell me, how may I help you?
Hey, did he pick up?
No, not him
He'll get caught for sure
Good afternoon, you are
speaking to Airvoice Kannan
Good evening, you are
speaking to Airvoice Surya
How may I help you?
I want only you, sir!
I'm Annakili here
Chrompet mason's wife
My husband got me a phone
in the festival discount sale offer
He charged
my phone for Rs 50
I don't know why but
you deducted that money
My husband got suspicious
And struck me
right on my neck
I was dumbstruck!
Then he called you to inquire
and what did you tell him?
'Your wife is having an affair'
is what you told him!
Dai, true to my conscience,
I'll ask you just 1 question
Go ahead, madam
Who am I having
an affair with?
1 minute, madam
I'll check and get back
Aiyaiyo!! Come to my
neighborhood and check
He chased me away
to my mother's house
Come and check there if you want
I'm not being 'kept' by anyone!
Please hold for a minute
Thanks for waiting
Madam, you've 'kept' a caller tune
That's why it was deducted
Hey, good-for-nothing oaf!
How dare you accuse me of
having an affair with a caller tune?!
If I'm soft with my words
I'm just a gutter
If I get offensive, it can stink
more than the river C0oum!
Hello, this is Bhuvana
Tell me, madam
Someone has been calling me
for past one week
Okay
He had full 'talk time'
So he was talking to me
Once he used up all his minutes
he asked me out to Mahabalipuram
We took to one another but
now he's not taking my calls!
If you call him from
customer care...
...he'll definitely
pick up the phone
If he does, we can
enjoy a trio talk!
What do you say?
Sorry, madam, we don't
provide such services
If you don't help me, I'll name you
as the father of my unborn baby!
What did you say your name was?
Surya
Yeah, I'll write your name and
hang myself outside the college!
Madam, my name is
not Surya, I'm lyappan
Madam!!
Brother, I'm Mahalakshmi
calling from F3 police station
'Sister'?
I believe you took
a girl to Mahabalipuram!
That's not me,
someone else
Because you got her pregnant...
...she committed suicide
outside her college!
I felt very bad
seeing that pathetic sight
Commissioner is truly mad at you
He has given us
'shoot at sight' order for you!
If you surrender of your own accord
you can escape from 'encounter'
Sis...sis...! I'm not
that kind of a person
Sister...sister...?!
I'll check it out
Yov! My life is at stake
And you're having a gala time!
- What happened?
- All gone thanks to you!
We'll be dragged
to the police station
- Did you know that?
- Dai, sit down
You 'trash can' fellow!
I can't listen to you
Sit down
Just listen to me once
Sorry, dudes
Please sit down
Slightest pretext
they'll get up!
You got a personal call this morning
Now a customer care call
Both you said were problematic
What's the actual problem?!
This morning a girl called...
...and said her husband sent her
out of the house because of me
Then another girl called to say
I'm the father of her unborn baby!
Yov! That girl committed suicide
Policemen will arrest me anytime now
How will you help me?
Bro, please come with me
to the police station
I don't have anyone else
I'm sorry if I yelled at you
You are getting emotional
during office hours often
It's normal to receive
such calls in customer care
You're new to this job
That's why you are stunned!
Write a complaint letter and
give it to Mr Ramamurthi
- I'll do that
- Problem solved
What?
Dai, why are you crying?
Girls are calling
and torturing me
T9 Yollr phone?
Give me the number
We'll trace and take action
Sir, they are calling
customer care number
What to do, sir?
1st stop crying
Stop crying
Wipe those tears!
Dai, you are a new recruit
That's why you are shaken up
If you receive any such calls,
in future, divert them to me
I'll handle it
Will you talk to them?
Of course
You are my only savior, sir
Thank you, sir
What now?
Wanted to touch
your feet and thank you!
That's enough
What histrionicsl!
Good afternoon, you are
speaking to Airvoice Surya
How may I help you?
Did your wit become blunt
because I teased you, Gopal?!
'If you receive any such calls,
in future, divert them to me'
'I Will handle it'
Looks like he took
my word as gospel!
- Who's on the line?
- Who are you, sir?
I'm CEO of Airvoice
Ramamurthi here
What you are doing
is a huge blunder, dear
If you want to make
fun of a single individual...
...you must call
his personal number
You should not abuse
a public service center!
Sir, what does public
service center mean?
It means customer care
A hub to serve customers
If you can promptly
get me 4 ideal customers...
...it'll be very convenient
- Surya?
- Sir...?
You take 2 days off
I'll take 4 days off!
Did you switch on your phone?
No
- What is the time?
- 11:00 p.m
Turn it on
Why. bro?
Only guys will call girls after 10 p.m
and not the other way about!
Switch it on
without fear
- Do you think so?
- Certainly!
- I turned it on
- Cute boy!
Where are you off to?
I have some work
to do, bro
You don't even work
during the day
What will you do now?
That girl has texted me
What does she want?
It seems she is
waiting downs!
- Let's go down
- Bro, I won't come
You have a lion
as your chaperone!
I don't want to come
Please leave me
Let's check her out
Where...who is she?
Hey! Isn't she the chick we saw with
the beer bottle on New Year's day?
Yes, bro
'She'll definitely be
a crass, crude chick!'
It's time for your bro to
get into the battle field!
Come with me silently
and just watch how I play
If you look that side
you'll be scared
Come this way
In fact don't for any reason
peep out at any time...!
I'll go...talk...and
solve the problem
Then we can
go home together
No crying!
You're making me cry!!
Are you Surya?
If I was Surya, it will be
a different scene altogether!
What would you have done?
Sister, I'd have accepted, apologized,
fallen at your feet and fled the scene
- How funny!
- Okay, where is he?
Why are you glaring at me?
He's hiding over there!
Will he not come out?
He's a scaredy-cat, sis
So you are Mr Brave heart?!
No, I'm worse than him, sis
A slight misunderstanding
has happened...!
Dai, it seems it is
a misunderstanding
Mistake is on our side only
Dai, I believe the mistake
is on their side only
Come out!
Anything else, sis?
Dai, you shut up and scoot
I'll shut and scoot
from here for sure, sis
Hey Surya!
Listen, mistake is yours
You hadn't even paid the bill
I settled the bill for you
But coming like this to
my office is too much!
I actually came
to apologize
But aren't you the one who
yelled at me on New Year's night?
That's because you had
a beer bottle in your hand-
Stop!
You look so decent
But, how could you
yell at a girl in public?
You also look
so cute and beautiful
Didn't you scold me?
I'm in a murderous rage against you
Just go
I'll start crying
if you threaten me
Why are you crying?
Wipe your eyes first
I'm not crying
My tear glands perspired!
I'll close my eyes
Before I open,
leave this place!
Shut your eyes
Has he left?
Look there
Haven't you left yet?
One small request
Do not drink beer
You'll get a paunch!
'Girls prefer innocent boys
to over smart boys!'
'I liked his innocence'
I'll let you know
once the line clears, madam
Your voice is very sweet
Oh! You are a man, huh?!
What...had fun
last night, eh?
I scolded and
sent her away
You scolded and
sent her...where?
Why are you teasing me?
I've decided not to
accompany you anywhere
Bro...? Okay
No need! 'Twaiiin'!
You are 'twaiin'ing ME?!
As if I won't get my chance
to settle your 'twain' score!
Wait, a momentous incident
is about to happen here
- Hello
- Is it Surya?
- Yeah
- I love you
She is calling and
saying she loves me
She has to come here, no?
She'll be trapped today
Bro, she usually
comes by this bus
- Are you sure?
- Yes, bro
She is getting down as if
she's oblivious of anything!
I believe you called him
and professed your love?
- Huh?
- No
Bro, bring that phone here
Show her
This is not my number
Bro, this isn't her number?
No, bro! Some unknown number
Dai, do you realize what
a soup you've landed me in?!
I'll try to cope in
my own endearing style
A slight misunderstanding
has happened
A small misunderstanding it seems
Actually mistake is ours
Oh, that too!
It seems they are to blame!
What else?
Sister, don't make fun of us
Dai, will you leave, only after
I tell you to shut up and scoot?
Sis, I'll leave now
Bye, younger sister!
Take care of your health, da
Some idiot tells you I called to
profess my love to you
But it didn't
occur to you, right?
Oh! So you called me?
♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
Listen...!
Hey, you'll find a Thenmozhi
or a Kanimozhi in your village
Go behind her
I'll not be right for you
Hello, I'm only scared of my dad
Otherwise, I love you
"Girl, raindrop so refreshing
from head to toe revitalizing"
"Who gave me these wings to fly?
My heart glides ahead in the sky"
"Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow
Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"
"Hey my sweet potato...jaggery
don't smile to ensnare me"
"On the river bank, baby cow
don't sail paper boats in tow"
"Without meeting shall we take a stand
to get married and walk hand in hand?"
"Short and sweet meeting
Chat heart-to-heart fleeting"
"My eyes admonish so appealing"
"Even after summer shower
retreat for the year..."
"...raindrops on roadside trees hover"
"Tempest that thunders storming
Sun at night that ignites tempting"
"Thanks to you, my darling
I became a kite without a string"
"Sweetie, if I fall it will be
at your feet for eternity"
"Lady, in your eyes I brim to flow
Lass, as your dreams I begin to glow"
"Beautiful anklets tease and thrill
Gold bangles jingle to fulfill"
"Spark of light and your sweet talking
Sugarcane that's honeyed nectarine"
My daughter is pure gold
That's how I have
brought her up
"Will my tune awaken in you a song
a raga of your heart to beat along?"
Drink...drink
My daughter has no vices
"Love walked in, brought fever along
Will you kiss me to make me strong?"
"Your angry gaze spins me into a daze
Encore please, so I can enjoy that phase?"
"You bewitch a man in totality
Your shadow too is xerox of your beauty"
"In the alcove of my eyes endlessly
you intoxicated me anew daily"
"You kindled a fire in my heart
Even if doused can never depart"
"Girl, center of my sphere
I danced to your tunes, dear"
"Like a cyclone blowing
you ravish me, darling"
Your results are out
tomorrow, right?
Nothing
Are we 'made for each other'?
No couple can be born as
'made for each other' Surya
It's how you make
your life meaningful!
Some day our marriage
will happen in a church, no?
My father won't agree
Okay, let's get married
in a temple then
I'm saying my father
won't even agree to this wedding
Give me your hand
What does it matter
if no one accepts?!
What?
You said you wanted to
tell me something urgent
I got selected in the airline
cabin crew interview, Regina
Wow! That's great
But, the training is
for 2 months in the U.S
Go and come back
After the training,
I might have to work there
What should I do now?
'What should I do now' means?
Okay, you break
the news in your house
I'll tell mine
Tell my folks?
You'll profess your love
in front of everyone
But you won't tell your parents
at home, you love me?
I told you clearly the other day
my father is my only fear factor
Otherwise, I love you
What da, trying
to ditch me, huh?
What...Regi?
Hey, I just said it for fun
Surya...!
I'll tell my dad
He'll come and
speak to your dad
Okay?
You are like a kid
Wipe your eyes
Go home without
any apprehensions
Come
- Darling
- What?
Shall we go for a drive?
No da, I'm tired
I'm Quins up!
I'll buy you a beer
What, da...have you got
married to some guy?
Dad...?
Since you are buying me a beer
and softening the blow, so I thought
Hey, just chill
Then it's only love
Of course
Surya...is now working
in customer care
But he's selected for
airlines cabin crew position
Going to the U.S very soon
He's a very nice guy, dad
I like him very much
Then I'll like him too!
It doesn't matter whether
you like him or not
It's not that, dad
He's scared to disclose
our love to his dad
if you cou-
Okay, I'll take care
Sir, you are-
I'm James
MD of Tata Steel
Are you Muthuraman...?
Yes, sir
Please come in
Tell me, sir
If it's personal
we can discuss it here
If it's official,
we can go to the station
It's personal, sir
My daughter Regina
is studying MBA
Sir, did anyone kidnap her?
Oh, nothing of that sort
She's in love with
your son, Surya
Looks like he is
shy by nature
He's a little hesitant to tell you
Regina said he's going
to some U.S camp
That's why I wanted
to inform you beforehand
If you give your approval,
we can fix the marriage date too
I have no objection
My choice is whomever
my daughter loves, sir
Sir, you are from
an affluent family
When you've initiated
this marriage proposal...
...why would I object?
I'm okay with this alliance
I just feel sad, my son
didn't inform me personally!
That is bec-
Otherwise I'm happy
Sir, you fix the marriage date
I'm glad, sir
I'll fix the date and call you
Also fix the funeral
date for the boy
Sir...?!
When 2 lovers talk, they should
discuss but not take it forward
Instead, they tell
an elderly person...
...who shamelessly broaches it
to another elderly gentleman
This is unheard of in
our culture and our family!
If you wish to discuss more
on this subject...
...please come to the station
You can leave now
Dar-ling?
I think his dad watches
lot of soap operas on TV
He talks like those soap-dads!
Idiot! He talks about
family and culture
There is only
1 way to this
Hmm...no
Darling, please tell me
Will you first go in for
a register marriage?
Dad...!
If you are okay with it
I'll make all the arrangements
If anyone objects, we can show
the marriage certificate, simple!
I'm okay with this idea
But he's a coward!
You have to take care of that
I can't tell Surya
'I love you'
'Can we go in for
a register marriage?'
That's your part
I warned you earlier
not to tell my father, no?
I knew he won't accept
But, you unnecessarily-
What to do now?
LGHVG it
So tell me, what is
sir's bright brainwave?
Can we have
a register marriage?
Hey! Did you meet my father
on the way by any chance?
No
How come, you are so bold?
The day I expressed
my love to you...
...I knew our marriage
can happen only this way!
You messed it up
by telling my father
Do you have
the courage or not?
Seriously...is this Surya talking?!
Listen, I'll not tell my father
You don't tell yours either
Let's not tell our friends
Witnesses are ready
Let's get married
without telling anyone
When and if any hassles arise
we'll show our marriage certificate
Hey, sometimes decisions
taken by men can be right too!
"You transfixed me as a mesmerized maiden
My kohl lined eyes all love-laden"
"Soul mate, will this bond last to rejoice?
Silently I stand still, no words to voice"
"In all ways worthwhile
always you make me smile"
Madam, why are
you here at 7:00 a.m?
Registrar will come
only at 10:00 a.m
There's a wedding here
from 10 to 11 in the morning
Then, another wedding
from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m
One of these two
must be your wedding
Do you intend
waiting here till then?
He said he'll be here soon
In few more hours, it will be
real hot, wait under that tree, dear
I forgot all about you!
Didn't the bridegroom come?
My dear, nowadays 50% of the guys are
scared to express their love to the girls
Assuming they do, they are
scared to get their parents' consent
By mistake even if they reach
this marriage stage...
...they are apprehensive about
taking care of the girl for a lifetime!
These 3 categories
are most common
Even now, it is not
the end of the world
As usual, tell your parents
you went to a farewell party
Or it got late at a friend's place
Come up with a solid excuse
when you get back home
Nobody will know about this
Marry the person
your parents choose
Certainly your life
will be a contented one
Bye, madam
What, darling?
Krishna called me this morning
He told me you are waiting outside
Saidapet Registrar's office
I expected you to get
married and come home
Okay, get into the car
What song do you
want to listen?
Sorry, dad
Why sorry, darling?
You were the one
who gave me this idea
But I didn't even tell you
Why do you have
this long face?
Let's not go back home
Let's do something interesting
- Who are you?
- Where's Surya?
Who are you?
Call Surya
Surya...Surya...!
Will he come just because
you yell out his name?
He left ages back
Uncle, please
Don't play the fool
Why should I
pull your legs?
He has really gone
I'm feeling sleepy
Leave now
Listen, if you don't believe me
come to the police station tomorrow
Go to the airport, I'll send
a constable along with you
Check the flight manifesto
If Surya Muthuraman is not listed
in the passengers' list to USA, ask me
Lodge a complaint
I'll myself look for him
Now leave
Good night!
No shame at all!
Is U.S that far to go?
Usually, boys will go
in search of their girls
First time, girl's dad will go
in search of the boy!
Regi...?
No,daddy
Surya wouldn't have left
Without letting me know,
he wouldn't have left
Okay, stop crying
Murali, are you in the airport?
I need some information
Can you please check the manifesto
of all flights that left for U.S this morning
And see if anyone by name
Surya Muthuraman was on any flight
I'm telling you, certainly
he wouldn't have left!
No chance!
He wouldn't have gone
His father must have
threatened him-
Relax, dear
Yeah, tell me, Murali
Dad, Surya hasn't gone, right?
Dad...?
He left
Let go of him
For heaven's sake,
don't cry, Regina...please
I didn't cry even when
your mom passed away
But, when you cry,
I feel like crying too
No daddy,
I'll stop crying
You don't cry, dad
Sorry, dad
I won't cry
Let's do this
Let's keep driving
as far as you wish
When we both want to
go home, we'll drive back
Dad...dad...?!
Dad...?
'Will you go in for
a register marriage?'
'If you cry, I feel like
crying too, Regina!'
Send the scan immediately
to the Cardiology department
- ls any family member here?
- His daughter is here, doctor
Are you his daughter?
Very 1st cardiac attack
We have done a minor surgery
In another 10 days we will
shift him to the general ward
He is stable
Hello, Regina
This is lyappan here
Do you know
Surya's whereabouts?
How is your dad now?
Dad is much better
He has been
shifted to the room
Regina, I got a call
from the U.S camp...
...that Surya committed suicide
His father just left the country
Just a minute
Tell me, lyappan
I couldn't hear you inside
What happened to
Surya at the camp?
I got a call that Surya has
committed suicide at the U.S camp
His father just left the country
Surya's body has
arrived at the airport
They're taking the body to
their native town, Thiruthani
I'm also accompanying them
I wanted to keep you posted
Hey, who are you?
She's just recuperating
No sir, Regina and Surya were-
I'm unable to come
to terms with this
Just leave
Sorry, sir
If the person we love, leaves our world
doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
One day or the other according to
our wish-list our life will also change
It will, Regina
When your mom passed away
if I had also given up hope...
...who would have
been with you?
You must be
with me, Regina
Everything will be alright
Darling, come here
Why are you
looking so shabby?
Your beard...your shirt
I don't like you at all
I don't like you either
With a grumpy face all the time!
Have I ever asked you?
I'm feeling tired
I'll go to my room
What's your problem now?
Tell me
Nothing, dear
If I say something, it will
sound a cliche dad-dialog!
Or it'll seem like I am
blackmailing you emotionally
Both won't set
with my character!
I'll go to my room
Tell me what's bothering you
Simple! I want you
to get married
And be happy!
Okay, go shave
I'll agree to get married
What?
Please shave, dad
I agree to get married
True love!
This is the 1st time I'm hearing
how much a girl loved her guy!
I'll ask for permission
at work and come back
It's okay, I'll ask
my friend to be with me
You go now
I'll go to work
and then call you
I don't have
your phone number
Can you give me?
Hello...?
I'm John speaking
John...John...John
I can't come to work today
Will you inform them
I'm taking off?
I'm not your colleague John
John“J
Tell me
Did you take your medicine?
I did
That's why I called
Okay...bye
Daaai...hey!
He is smiling like Lord Muruga
in the devotional film 'Kandhan karunai'?
Daaaii!
What 'dai'?
Monday, sir
What 'Monday'?
Sorry, sir
What 'sorry'?
Only English word he knows...whatever
I say, he boomerangs me with 'what'?!
Sir, I was looking for you
What, John?
I've admitted
my wife in hospital
She said she'd manage
and sent me off to work
But my mind isn't working
And my limbs feel numb
If you give me 2 hours permission
I'll quickly visit her and be back, sir
- Take full day leave
- Thank you so much, sir
Sarathy 'sir'
See you 'sir'
Sir...sir, can I get
2 hours permission?
Why...?
My neighbor wanted me
to get her some coconut
Then she changed her mind
But my mind isn't working
And my limbs feel numb
And I can't get aunty
out of my mind
If you give me permission
I'll buy it for her and get back
No...no...no
Work first
Can I go for
a test drive?
Go...!
Thank you, chief
Funny guys!
You are as happy as
a puppy with 2 tails!
Have you killed your wife?!
What's wrong with you?
You're bouncing with joy
Whom are we seeing
after fibbing to our boss?
You won't tell me?
Okay, pull over
Let's drink some juice
- Thank you!
- What, da?
Did you drink the juice?
I just did
I thought of getting you
some juice on the way
- No, thanks
- Oh! Okay
First tell me whom we are
seeing and then go inside
Here he is
You're giving me
the cold shoulder
You're a Christian and praying to
a Hindu God without even knowing how!
Why are you confusing everyone
including the Gods? Answer me
Dai...?
Why didn't you call me?
One word and I'd have come
Doesn't matter
How much is the bill amount?
Rs 18,500, ma'am
- Here
- Excuse me
Whoever gives you a card
will you swipe it at once?
I thought he is
your husband
Who told you?
He was the one
who signed yesterday
Just because he signed,
does it make him my husband?!
I'm sorry
Can't I give?
Give what?
No, you cannot
You keep calling me as and when you like
to ask if I had juice, medicines...?
That too with such
proprietary, huh?
It so happened, I was
depressed yesterday
You asked me and I told you
Don't read more into it!
But you gave me
your phone number
My watchman also
has my number!
So, what?
Can I be equated
with the watchman?
Listen, John
If you take advantage of me,
1 more time and try to get closer...
...it'll turn real nasty!
You give it
I'll wait outside
Hey, Regina
What's her problem?
What's wrong with her?
Leave it, dude
Tell me how to hook her!
I'm there for you
Crying like a kid!
Dude, no one saw this, right?
Other than the 100 people here,
nobody saw, dude
When was the 1st time
you cried, dude?
Dai, forget it
Dai, when did you first cry?
Dude, at least let me
drink in peace!
Dude, when was
the first time you cried?
Dude...dude...!
Do you know when was
the 1st time he cried?
Shhhh...apartment
It's midnight and
everyone will be fast asleep
Hmm...you know
it is midnight, no?
Were you concerned
where your husband is?
Doyo ukn owwhe nwas
the 1st ti mehe cried?!!
Mrs. John, don't we look
like human beings to you!
Whether there's trouble or not outside
the Govt wine shop in the next street...
...daaaaily there's trouble
at your doorstep here
Sorry, Mr Venkatadhiri
He'll leave now
Why are you letting
drunkards inside your house?
Watchman
Hey, who is a drunkard?
No panic
If somebody sees us,
we'll be caught
- Get inside
- Come in
Hmmm...you'll be caught?
Who's this
'Thai massage'?
Is she your wife?
I sent my wife this morning
to her parents' home
This is my secretary
Stolen accessory!
And you can
call the cops?
If I call, won't you
be caught in a raid?
Now, go inside and flip that
old newspaper quietly!
Hey! Sarathy...!
He's the secretary
of the flats here
Secretary...but he has fallen flat for
his secretary inside, can't you see that?
You'll respect guys like him
but my friend John...?
How did that guy
address you?
Tell me
Mrs John!
Okay, are you aware
you are married?
Some guy will ditch you
Knowing this, some other guy
will be willing to marry you
And you'll humiliate him
You are at fault
Listen, Regina
After getting married, he must buy
jasmine and sweets daily for you
Instead, he buys 3rd rate liquor
and comes to see me!
Because you are at fault
In 3 months, instead of you puking
because you are pregnant...
...he's throwing up daily
after drinking himself numb
Fault...fault...fault!
Let me tell you something
If women don't give in...
...men will give money
and give in to their desires
Don't make my friend go astray
Don't blabber like a lunatic
If you are truly a good friend,
you won't let him also drink
Neither will you drink and make an ass
of yourself at your friend's door step
How can a friend be
classified good and bad?
'Friend' means good!
Do you know when was
the 1st time he cried?
Oh God! I don't know
Enlighten me
He cried the 1st time he loved...!
Now he's in love
and he is crying!
I don't understand
I have to say it properly
2007
2007
Yea...!
He is following me
Looks crazy
Hey abroad! You dare try to hook
one of the girls from our area
Natural to drool over
good looking chicks!
Where are you from?
Omasi
When we ask him
which city he is from...
...he tells us
a girl's name!
Out...you go
Coffee-powder face...go
Look how he exited
Come
Coffee powder has
brought his cronies, da
It seems you hit my friend
We should never
fight over figures, boss
Old dialog!
Hey! Tell him the meaning
of 'figure', dude
Then you don't
want a fight?
No,dude
Hey! Monstrous monkey!
In the girls roaming here
how does that figure look?
Awesome, right?
Imagine the same figure
on a Sunday morning...
...from 8:00 to 9:00
at home in her nighty?
1 cappuccino, please
Ma...give me coffee
Now do you realize?
Even the girl who sells flowers
has her eyebrows tweezed
If you close all beauty parlors
for a month, you'll see
Original pieces will be
ordinary and out of shape
It's all make-up
super!
Now tell me, should we
fight over a 'figure'?
Okay, boss
Bye
He was bang on!
Yeah...?
1 minute, da
We should never
fight for a figure
But we can
fight for a friend!
Yeaaaahhaha!
'God is on our-'
I got tickets for
Super star's film, da
But that stuffed-nose chap
said house-full for a week
And he made such a scene
saying we won't get tickets
We got, da
Raj theater at Saidapet
I'll be there in
5 minutes to pick you up
I have to only 'brief' myself
I'll be ready in a jiffy
Don't come empty handed
At least manage 500 bucks
Won't I give you
if I had the money?
Why do you keep saying this
like a broken record?!
- Get lost!
- My bad time!
Uncle, I need to watch Super star's film
Give me a 500 rupee note
- What did you want?
- Rs 500
Why do you breathe down my neck
like a dog sniffing an auto's tyre?!
I'm myself suffering not able to
pay up my household bills
And you want
to watch a film!
Try having a family of your own
Only then you'll know
You also watch a film with your friend,
then you'll know how expensive it is, da
You just called me 'da' with disrespect!
Sorry, uncle, didn't brush my teeth
So the words just slipped out
- Here it is
- Thank you
I need to get
my brokerage commission
Collect the cheque before 10:30 a.m
from Mr Narayanan in this address
Otherwise he'll go out of town
and I'll be roaming around here
I have an important job to do
Uncle...uncle...!
Uncle, morning
Sarathy?
Come, da
Go with him and
get the cheque
You know the address?
Go down Adyar bridge and turn
right at the Ganesha temple
Uncle, switch off
your navigator mouth
I'll take care of everything
Daiii...!
Sorry, I forgot
Off you 9°
Hey Dhana...see you
Am I the errands boy
for your uncle?
Why should we get
the cheque for him?
If it's a hassle
drop me at the signal
I'll take a bus
and collect the cheque
You can happily
watch the film alone
When have I watched
a film without you, da?
- Where should we go?
- Besant nagar
Will you get the cheque
within 10 minutes'?
I will...l will
I'm doing this only for you
Not for that useless dog
Thanks,dude
ls Narayanan sir there?
You...?
Vettukili's SOH
Don't laugh
It's a God's name
You'll be duly punished
Come inside
Sit down
He's bathing
You are dead if I don't get to
see the film from the title card
Spray of water
is getting louder
Final touch...!
He's rinsing himself I think
1 coffe-
Where are you going?
Coffee...?
Are you planning to make coffee
for her? Just sit down
Look at these girls
Only when they come out...
...they show off their I-phone
and ask for apple juice
Inside the 4 walls
of their home...
...look how they dance
even the funeral march
Sir, good morning
Vettukili's son
You both look
so shifty-eyed
Will you hand over
the cheque in 1 piece?
We'll hand it over correctly
You still have lather popping out of
your ears, please go and shower properly
See you
You're flashing your gleaming
teeth like the cow in a milk ad?
We'll be late for the film
Dai! Super star
Throw...throw, they'll show
Super star's face now
Super staaaar...!
Su-per-star...!
Su-per-star...!
Can't stand the ruckus and
romping these boys revel in...!
Look who is talking?!
Super star...!
Get up and scream, da
Super staaaar...!
You are the best
Looks like a cheque
Vettu-
-kili
Vettukili!
Sit down, da
I won't sit, da
I'm Vettu-kili
(Grass-hopper)
Whatever grasshopper
I'll make soup out of it!
How dare you
hit my husband?
Why just hit? I'll even
stamp him senseless
Who the hell are you?
Awwwwww!
- Uncle!
- My nephew
What will I do?
You stepped out like a king!
Should I see you now like this?
Has your uncle hung himself
unable to bear the disgrace?
That useless oaf
won't resort to all that!
How well he took care of you
Sarathy...Sarathy
Aunt, what happened?
Go in and see the state
your uncle is in
Uncs, you are sitting
like Harbhaian Singh?
Will anyone hit his uncle
stretching his hand like that?
If you sit in the front row
that's what anyone would do
What's all this
about a row?
I was sitting in the bus
in the front row
And my head hit a rod
swelling up like this
But you were riding
your Bullet bike?
Stop your wise cracks!
Look how cleverly
that hog is covering up?!
I don't even have the liberty
to cry in this house!
Only if I think of your aunt
my limbs quake and shake!
Must be a neurological disorder
Swallow a Neurobion tablet
A phone with a battery
that is low in charge...
...yearns for a dual sim card!
Don't talk rubbish!
If your aunt gets to know this
she will hang herself, da
Tell him, please
Relax...relax
You've touched
an emotional chord
Still...if you want
my lips to be zipped...!
Young blood...spend it as you like
See, how well I managed
a sticky situation?
Uncle, even I'm 'young blood'!
You too spend it as you like
Sarathy...that cheque?
I'll give you 2
where it hurts most!
Like a dog on heat
you roam around the city, no?
Collect it yourself
You should give him respect
Whatever it is, he is 'family' da
Uncle, I'll be here at 6:00 a.m
I'll take Sarathy with me
and get the cheque for you
I'm doing this
only for you
Not for this useless dog!
Bye, da
How irresponsible can you be!
I told you, I'll be
here at 6:00 a.m
- To go where?
- Just come
I'm yet to wear
my inner wear!
You look handsome only now
I...dai...dai
I've finished all my work
I'll come in the evening
Like a bomb squad
you dragged me here?!
At Iaaaast! For a whole week I've been
hunting for a drainage cleaner...no luck
You came yesterday and look how
promptly you've brought the right man
Strip your lungi
and follow me
I told you I'm not fully dressed!
Hold this, follow me
Drain is a few houses away
Hey! What the hell?!
Hello...he is Vettukili's son!
Not a drainage cleaner
Aiyo! I mistook him because
he was in a lungi...sorry
Everyone in Kerala is
loitering around in a lungi
Are they all drainage cleaners?
You brainless bimbo!
- All because of you!!
- Sorry, dude
Have you brushed
your teeth already?
Did you drag me all the way
just to see her 'close-up' smile?!
I told you we were late, lazy buffalo!
Who are you?
You forgot...yesterday...ringa-ringa
cheque...Naryanan sir...?
Oh! You came to see him?
He's back only next week
I'm late for work, bye
Hey! You haven't locked
your door properly
Aiyaiyo...!
All that's intact...if you could tell me
your name and office address...
...when I'm free
I could drop by
But you are always free, dude
Brother...l already have a guy
I realize you are trying for me
But I'm not the one for you
Why did you
call me 'brother'?
Sometimes truth is bitter, brother
- Bye
- Okay
Bye, brother
Brother, sister is
going all by herself
She might be
teased on the way
Why don't you act
as her chaperone?
Why are you flashing
your teeth at me?
Look down, honey
What?
Look out of the bus
and down, honey
Look how good I am
as Hercule Poirot!
Don't flatter yourself too soon
There are 40 branches in Madras!
How...40 branches?
If a mobile eatery chap can own
4 to 5 branches selling chicken fritters...
...can't such a big corporate
company have 40 branches?
How do we find out? We don't
have friends who are geeks...?!
I found out she works in
Sholinganallur in Techie park, dude
Japs are experts in all fields
Look at this moron's brain
But now we must zero in
on someone in the branch, right?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
That sounds like a dinosaur
with a severe cold!
I've hooked a figure there
Just in case!
I'll brief her tonight
Talk to her tomorrow
Will you brief her...or
de-brief yourself?!
Yeaaaah-ahaha!
They come in different colors,
like scattered 'lizard-egg candies'
Now I know why boys rush into
jobs at software companies!
You go gaga over this
If you see my Sembanellaalay
you'll be knocked down flat!
Hey Udumbay
You centipede! You must be blessed
with a lucky mole as big as a doughnut!
Nothing of that sort
Tough to identify
with your tanned skin!
- Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
- Shut up you two
Where's your girl?
Yeaaah...!
This foreign weirdo is your girl
To date this creature
you crossed the 7 seas?
Thou!
Don't say such things
Then she won't help us
She's here
Udumbay...!
Who is John here?
One who is a hand-span
taller than us is John!
How can I help you, John?
Usually boys will want to find out
where a girl lives, knowing her name
I'm a little 'vice-versa'
I know her address
but not her name
Give me her details
She lives in Besant nagar
Which means
4 buses for that area
If 1 bus takes 10 girls...okay
I'll tell you within a week
Are we giving you a dress
for dry-cleaning...?
You want a week's time?
Can't you do it sooner?
Dude, we can get it faster
from the milk man in that area
And you are pleading
with this pursed-lip female?!
You dare call me purse-lipped!
2 chimpanzees are fighting
You won't get a better chance
than this...dump her immediately
This is love...unite us, da
I can't waste time
on King Kong love
Hi...!
Hi...!
Look...he's acknowledging
Why am I even bothered?
Let him go to hell
We should stick to
our own business, right?
Good boy!
Caesar
In what way is that dog
better than me...?
Quick way to reach her heart
is through that dog...!
"Come in front of me, 0 my darling!"
Caesar“J
Caeeesar!
Milk biki...?
Caesar
I should have guessed!
Julie...?!
What?
Cheque...?
Uncle not in town
He'll be back only next week
- What?
- My cheque...?
So...will you hound me
wherever I go...?
I'll follow you until
you give it to me
When will you
give me the cheque?
I'll get it for you tomorrow
But don't embarrass me like this
Now, just go, please
Thank you, please!
- Cheque?
- Get lost!
Excuse me
Cheque?
God...l swear!!
I'll get it for you
Don't hassle me
like a money lender
Get lost
Okay, it seems we will get
the cheque next week, dude
Did you find out?
I've narrowed it
down to 4 names
I'll tell you in 2 days
Whaaaat?
Another 2 days?
John, it's not that easy
to find a girl's name!
I don't need your help...go
What do you
think of yourself?
You keep hounding me
Why are you here now?
First, stop flashing
your 'close-up' smile!
I came only to lift her
Getup
On your feet now
Don't be a drama king
Your intentions are very clear
Brother...!
Please don't call me that
I can't sleep at night then
Sometimes truth is bitter, brother
I told you, didn't I?
I have a boy friend
Don't pull my legs
You don't believe me, right?
That blue shirt over there
His name is Bushan
I'm in love with him
for 3 years sincerely
I have shamelessly
professed my love twice
But he has
not reciprocated
My fate!
Isn't he a cool cat!
My darling!!
Generally, girls should only
follow boys and hook them
Not the other way round
We can write this on
the back of an auto-rickshaw?
Turn around, I'll write
Pain in the wrong place!
Don't take me for a ride
You look sooooper
He's like a scary monster!
♪ A KHomeny007 - TUT Presentation ♪
He can't get away with it
You still don't believe me, right?
No chance at all
Don't irritate me even more
Wait...!
Bushan
What's your name?
John
He's John
My brother
Hey John...!
Take a hike!
He's Bushan
My boy friend
Why do you yell out 'brother'?
And whisper 'boyfriend'?
Generally girls don't acknowledge
their boyfriends in public!
Why...you can always
get another one?
I'm available
You and your jammed-face!
- Keerthana...?
- Yeah, Bushu?
Come to my cabin, we have
to send that mail immediately
- Come soon
- Coming
He wants me in his cabin
See you, brother
Now we know her name
Keerthana it seems
Hey Keerthana!
I missed your
mobile number
Give me your number
'Oh! You are
so smart, huh?'
I'll text it to you myself
I've changed my number
New number, that's why
John“J
Keerthana, I'm telling you it's urgent
And you keep wasting my time now
Take my stuff to the cabin
Keerthu's number is
9884473882
MOTOR!
Add a +91 before it
Come on, there's work to be done
What are you doing here?
Thanks, boss
Like a gorilla gorging on guava!
Don't embarrass me in public
Eat decently
Dude...long time no see?
She gave me her phone number
Then...make your move
She introduced Bushan to me
- Purushan (husband)?!
- Her boy friend Bushan
Do you know why she is
pushing you away now?
That's what puzzles me
Because she doesn't want you
Why are you grabbing my shirt?
Grab her husband's shirt
- Bushan...!
- Both are same
How many films you've seen
directed by Selvaraghavan?
Chase him away
and fill in the space
We'll help your love
- What do you say?
- Yea!
- You?
- Correct, dude
Look how Africa and Japan
are signing the same treaty!
Dude, he is Bushan
He looks like
a 'bow-buggly'
What gun timing!
He's asking to be smashed
What is my excuse to hit him?
If you're spoiling for a fight
there can be only 2 reasons!
If he looks at you and says
'Hey! John' hit him to the right
If he says 'Hi da!' punch him
to the left for calling you 'da'
How can we break our own rule
of not fighting for a girl?
True, rule is don't fight for a girl
But you can fight for your life!
I'm not convinced, dude
'Brother'...!
"This used to be my-"
"This used to be
my play ground"
What?
"This used to be
my pride, John!"
Enough,da
Hit him
Dude! Don't dare touch us
What do you mean 'dude'?
You finish your business
I'll wait for you near the car
Back-stabber!
Keerthu...Bushu!
Calling her to your cabin, eh?
Works in a software company and
'Uncle Scrooge'! Carries only 500 bucks
Keep it for booze tonight
He's 2-timing, da
He has another photo here
You're 2-timing, huh?
Wait...wait, dude
He's trying to say something
Looks like a piece of chalk
and you'll sing like Madonna, huh?
(Garbled sound)
His chin is slightly
cork-screwed, that's why
Speak up clearly now
Photo is my wife
Keerthu is my wife's best friend
Sister-type
Why is he saying wife's sister...?
You mustn't cry
What do you prefer?
Cone ice or Popsicle?
0kaaay...you must not
complain to your mom at home
Or bring someone
to threaten us
Good boy...go
Dude, why did you hit
a dumb herbivore like that?
Are you happy now?
I'm very happy
Come on, let's play
Throw the ball
Hey...!
Are you a scumbag?
Why do you use me
as an excuse to start a fight?!
I don't like you one bit
That's why I lied to you...so what?
Isn't this why you
hounded me like a dog?
Don't ever set eyes on me again
Dai! Cheque...don't tear it again
Tell me how to hook her, dude
Tell me...!
Okay...okay
Don't cry now
Do I have a choice?
Am la drunkard...?
Am I an alcoholic?
DRUNKARD?
Then what...are you
a kulfi-ice seller?
Just drink
She made me step
into a wine shop!
Why should she keep
her uncle's cheque in her bag...
...and make you
run behind her?
Use your brain cells
Yea!
When he isn't her boy friend
why show a nincompoop...
...and claim he's her boy friend
On top of everything
'brother'...!
Why call you so?
You have to think...deeply
What should I do now?
That's the right question
my precious friend!
First drink this
Listen to what it says and
follow instructions implicitly
It's not giving any clue
Keep it in your ear
It will whisper to you
Don't let go of her, dude
Create a ruckus at her doorstep!
It is asking me to create
a ruckus in front of her house
Yes! Now obey faithfully
Leave now...on your march!
Dude, I don't know
any swear words at all
That's easy
All you have to do is
keep repeating it
You'll automatically decipher it!
Follow my instructions faithfully
I'll compose more words
on the way for you
Stop...don't you know
Keerthana's house?
You leave, there's a huge
uprising about to happen
Brother...come here
You can play ball later
Come here
Have you ever been in love?
Have you ever had your nose cut?!
I've been royally snubbed
after falling in love, brother
Why do girls exist
in this world, brother?
But I've told the girl I love
'you are my whole world'
Idiot!
If a girl cries, it means
she's taking you for a ride
If a guy cries, it means he has
been taken for a ride, bro!
Why are you crying?
Did Julie take you
for a ride too?
Julie and Keerthana are
2 peas in the same pod, brother
Don't share this
with Keerthana, Caesar!
Dirty fellow!
Come inside
If you don't come in now
you can be with him forever
What audacity!
Dogs of the same kind
share the same mind!
Let me see you get out
Where are you
dragging me to?
Duuuuude! I composed
special swear words for you!
- Who is this?
- Who are you?
I'm Keerthana speaking
Wow! It's 3:00 a.m and
Keerthana has your phone
Sorry for the disturbance
You dumb-ass! He is drunk and
sprawled in front of my house
Come and take him
Correct
I understand
But...who will take me home?
Maybe I'm the dumbo!!
'What are you doing now?'
'Coffee...?!'
'We are late for the movie'
'The boys who
came this morning'
'I believe that cheque got torn'
'If they come again
give this to them'
'I'm out of town
for a week'
'Muah!'
'Uncle will be back
only next week'
'Get lost!'
'Leave now'
'Go...!'
Come on, guys
Lift...lift him up
Yea!
Watch your step
He must have got drunk
And then landed here
because it looked familiar
Don't hold it against him
Yes?
Ask him to come and
meet me at 5:00 p.m
- Where?
- He knows
Okay
Good morning, dude
You can take it back
It's evening now
Do you know all
the 'John-foolery' you did?!
We went, drank and
got back into bed
I carried you back
into your bed, da!
What was I up to then?
Whole night you were
in that girl's house and-
Dude, I didn't
cross my limit-
Don't go overboard
She had tied you
next to her Caesar
I untied you and
brought you back
She said she wants to
meet you at 5:00 p.m
How can I go
without you, dude?
Let's go
Hey...wait...waaaait!
On normal days, she'll bug you
with her 'brother' dialog
She's angry now, to top it all
I'm sure she'll call you 'father'!
Hey!
Why grab my shirt?!
Don't drag me indecently
in front of all these girls
Sorry, sister!
The day you told me
you've got a boy friend...
...I should have
stepped away
My fault
I'm extremely sorry, sister
Let's go, dude
Heyyy! What's happening?
I can't take this
I'm 'sister' to you now, huh?
You'll follow me
like a lost puppy
You'll hit the chap
I claim as my 'boy-friend'
You'll flash all your
32 teeth and smile
After all this, you will
call me 'sister', huh?
You are no better! You'll let your
uncle's cheque sleep in your bag
You'll get mad if I talk
to some other girl
To add to this list, you've lied
to me, you have a boy friend
If after all that you did
you can call me 'brother'...
...why can't I give you
a taste of your own medicine?!
Hit him with that glass
Hold this
Do you want
something bigger?
Let me hunt
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away!"
Will this do?
Before I could raise my head
you are stuck to each other...
...like a mini van banging
into a stationary lorry
Sweetheart, get me the cheque
Get lost
"Mr love-bro, that's me
My heart's a wee bit wacky"
"Ah! Something in you snazzy
Tell me...do you love me?"
"South, west, east...to me
all directions topsy-turvy"
"Flat out...love knocked me
To admit love why this quandary?"
"if I'm called 'Mr Love' by everybody
don't take it too literally"
"Don't dismiss me
as a 'missed call' disdainfully"
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away...oho!"
"Miss Brave-heart, glowing
For 183 days, I'm following"
"Heart changed to love-flowing
on my bended knees I'm going"
"With this love-glutton being
only glances borrowing"
"Thank God no blues incoming
Now at last love outgoing"
"Equal half...or devil's avatar?"
"Sweet as sugar
but savage monster"
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
Run...run...run away...lo"
"Hey bambini...!"
"Bambino...baby"
"Prince Charming"
"Princess Fascinating"
"My princess so captivating"
"When memory everlasting
neurons merrily enjoying"
"lnto wide-awake eyes lancing
porcelain cheeks shadow-dancing"
"In the soul song a-hearing
Love in a milk-feeder nurturing"
"Long friendship recharging
As breath in the lungs regulating"
"Don't scream or scorch me
incorrigible...creatures are we"
"Mr love-bro, that's me
My heart's a little loony"
"Ah! Something in you classy
Tell me...do you love me?"
"South, west, east...to me
all directions topsy-turvy"
"Flat out...love knocked me
To admit love what's your difficulty?"
"if I'm called 'Mr Love' by this city
don't take it as reality"
"Don't dismiss me
as a 'missed call' derisively“
"0day...oday...oday oh!"
"Oday...0day...oday oh!
With you run...run away!"
What do you like?
Why?
Tell me
You are the reason for it
How about a beer?
Wait...wait...wait!
Why?
3-2-1-open!
- What?
- My birthday
Happy birthday
Thank you, brother
Cheers!
John, my granny
used to say
If you look at the full moon and
lie on your mom's lap and wish...
...it will come true
Have you heard of it?
- Huhmm!
- Get lost
Who should consent
for you to marry me?
My parents and
Sarathy, that's all
But I don't have
to ask anyone
Just my consent is enough
Why won't you
ask your parents?
Only if they are alive!
No sympathy, please
My parents died
when I was really young
I grew up in
an orphanage
I got a scholarship
Then a good job...life went on
I just felt like sharing
a slice of me with you
But John...
If our loved ones leave our world
doesn't mean it's the end of the world!
Some day, according to
our wish-list our life will change
It has changed for me
You think and
let me know
I've never slept
on my mother's lap
Shall I?
I told you I'm in a meeting
Then why do you
plague me with calls?
Okay, let's go
Meeting...don't you understand?
Okay, shall I bring my bag then?
Why did you bring me here?
Isn't it your birthday?
Go in and pray
You also come with me
I don't want to come, you go
Get lost!
Changed your mind?
Even I don't have to
wait for anyone's consent
I decided on the day
I professed my love to you
You are my wife
Let's wait for a while
As soon as I get a job
I'll myself tell my mom
Till then make sure
you don't tell Sarathy
Bye
Actually it's our wedding night
I'd have agreed to spend the night
with you even before we got married!
Not like that...now that I'm married
I have more responsibilities
I need a job and
a home of our own
And I also need
a lifetime to love you!
Thinking of all this, I don't
know if I can sleep tonight!
But I'll sleep
peacefully tonight
I used to lie awake half the night,
thinking who is there for me!
Now you are here
as my 'equal half'!
How can you
go away like this?
Brother...your wife will be on your
bike hugging you tight tomorrow
Then you can ask her for this kiss,
now your wife is off to sleep
Stop...stop...stop
Ice cream
What do you want?
- Beer
- Slap you!
You have to ride your bike, no?
Tell me
1 minute
Good afternoon
My name is Sarathy
I hope you remember me
Whose number is this?
As if you are
picking my calls!
I am with Keerthana
I'll talk to you later
Honking with your mouth to give
the impression you're driving
Talking in a husky voice
as if you are in a meeting
Copyright for all these tactics
belong to me, so don't fool me
Talk to Sarathy
He doesn't believe me
Hello, bro
How are you, dear?
I am good
Where are you off to?
Just down East coast road
Why this sudden outing?
Newly weds
1st time outing
Hey!!
We didn't know where
to go...so just like that
You are married?!
In the temple, yesterday
He told me not to tell you
Forget...forget...forg-
Let me talk to him
He wants to talk to you
Lunafic!
I'll get the ice cream for us
Eat whatever flavor I choose
Tell me, dude
Are you a human being?
- She was just kidding
- Just shut up
- Brother...?!
- Crazy female!
You can't turn back the clock, da
No use coming to this spot every year
There's life after this, da
Go away
Go and tell them I am not
interested in this wedding
Why don't you?
It's your wedding
Tell your parents everything
and live in your past lifelong
You can't do that...right?
Either you be happy
or make them happy
You know you can't be happy
Why make them miserable?
Sadist!
John, if you think there is
no life after losing your love...
...no one will be alive
after 25 years, da
Only you and I know
you were married
Please, da
Half the people do not marry
according to their wish...
...but still, don't they live?
When you want to really live,
you can start your life then
To what extent a boy
has loved a girl...!
The fact you've told me this...
...please do not tell John
Even if I'm not drunk...
...I'll forget whatever
I spoke in the morning
And I am so drunk now
You don't have to worry
Let me tell you this
before I go
If a man drinks
after falling in love
...it is love-failure
If he drinks after he is married
...his whole life is a failure
Take care
John is in the car
I'll put him on his bed and leave
Sorry, Regina
If the one we love most dearly
leaves us and this world...
...it doesn't mean it is
the end of the world!
Someday, according to our
wish-list, our life will also change
It is changed for me
I'll wait till it changes for you
Church Father!
Ask me now
In front of this gathering, John,
do you agree to wed Regina?
Double okay
Dear?
Dear...!?
You smile so beautifully in my dream
Why don't you smile
in real life?
Get up, dear
I've made
coffee for you
John...do you wake up
late in the mornings?
He is always a late-riser
Only I know what I go through
sending him to work...!
Aiyaiyo!
Torture
Shower quickly
Dad is waiting
Let's all eat together
Why do you keep
looking at me?
Dad is waiting, no?
You need to be pampered
Come out double quick
Isn't she going overboard
on her drama queen act?!
As usual, you forgot
to take your towel in
All our neighbors have come
Your friend Sarathy is also here
They want to talk
to you it seems
Don't keep them
waiting for too long
She's got some
ace up her sleeve
Panchayat confirmed!
- Happy birthday, uncle!
- Happy birthday, John!
- Happy birthday, dude
- Happy birthday
Why are you staring?
Cut the cake...surprise for you
Happy birthday, dear John
Cut it, dude
Why should I cut it?
Let's celebrate
without cutting the cake
- Okay, dude?
- Why?
How do we eat
if you don't cut it?
Get a ladle and scoop it up
like 'sweet pongal' in the temple
Shutup!
Cut it, man
Cut the cake
Isn't everyone waiting?
Go ahead...cut
What is this, dear?
Happy birthday, John!
John, don't open this
in front of everyone
It's something I searched
and got specially for you
See it when you're alone
Dad, let's all take a snap
1 photo, please
Come!
Don't hesitate
Come closer
ls your official Mrs back or is it
still your office miss in action-
This is my daughter
Happily married, John?
Waking up late everyday
Going late for work
Happy man, huh?
Nothing like that, uncle
John, has my daughter
ever bought beer for you?
Why, uncle?
Does your daughter drink?
Would you prefer if she drank
vodka, so you could join in?
Dudenl
That's not it, Sarathy
Whenever she wants
something from me...
...she bribes me with a beer
That's why I asked
You'll decently stop with 1 beer
But our man
needs an entire case!
Will you shut up, please?
Has my daughter never
bought you beer then?
No, uncle
He's trying to subtly
ask you for a beer?
Yo...you should open the gift
Oh...yes
But she was emphatic you must
open it only when you're alone
Sorry, uncle
I forgot
Bloody gift!
Hey!
Go outside and play
I have never been unfaithful
to my wife even in my mind!
Did you see the gift?
I saw it, uncle
So did I...!
- Darling?
- Yes, darling
I'm going to Germany
for 3 months on a project
Okay
I'll definitely come home
when I get back here
- Okay, dad
- Bye
I'll come down
I'll see you
- I'll come down too, uncle
- No, it's not a problem
Thanks, John
Dad?
You're happy, aren't you?
How can I not be?
You saw for yourself, didn't you?
Dad?
It's okay if you act
out of love for me
But why is John also acting?!
Regina, this is your house
This is your life
- Dad, you've misunderstoo-
- Don't say anything
Just think about it carefully
Bye, Regi
Dude, what's up with her?
In the hospital she didn't want
to accept me as her husband
And now?
Why are you so tensed?
She's 'Drama queen' personified
in front of her father, dude
You've forgotten your towel,
drink coffee, cut the cake...!
Have you told her
you love her?
You haven't, right?
Then why do you
expect her to say it?
That's how a normal
couple behave, da
She doesn't like
living with me, bro
Did she say that to you?
Don't you understand as yet?
She wants a divorce from me
John!
What problem?
What divorce?
Nothing, sir
Small family problem
We'll take care, sir
You go, sir
What family problem?
Evening come to my home
We will discuss
Why should we talk about
our family problem at his house?
I've been searching for you
everywhere and you're here!
Just a little confused
What?
Sometimes things we accept are
too difficult to be expressed, no?
I don't get you
At least I only heard
he passed away!
He watched her die
in front of his eyes!!
If he's ready to change himself
to lead a new life, all over again...
...why can't I?
Super!
"m happy for ygu
But...
...you've got the transfer
you applied for to Australia
2 years
It's your call now
I'll send you the ticket
Think about it
Good evening, guys
I got stuck in traffic
Wait for 2 minutes
Hi, honey!
I am home!
He howls like a wolf!
Doesn't the servant also
resemble our managing director?
You're right, dude
I am your boss Henry
Can't you recognise me?
Sorry, sir
Sit...sit
You went up as Mr Henry
like an anchor in a reality show
Now you come down in a lungi
looking like a guava seller
This is the original me
Do I look local enough?
What are you saying?
We could force feed 300 kids
by showing them your scary face
- No, dude?
- He's our boss, da
I meant such a local face
- Funny guys!
- No shame
Shanthi, is my fried fish
from Vyasarpadi ready?
This is my favorite item
The maid?
The fish, you idiot
Help yourself
Sir, you called us home
I was a chain snatcher
Huh...HUH?
- Sir...?
- Gold chain
I failed 10th grade twice because
lessons never got into my head
Even lice will slide off your head
How will lessons sink in?
Wait, let me finish
I'd go to Besant Nagar
to steal chains
Once as I was snatching a chain
I saw the girl's face
And instantly I got trapped
By the police?
Listen, man
The girl trapped me!
Those days, I didn't even know
how to say 'I love you'
I told her 'I like you a lot'
You know what she said?
'Take your hands off my chain
Pass 10th grade and we'll see'
I passed 10th grade
I went and met her
She said, 'Finish your MBA...'
'Then I'll marry you'
I somehow finished that too
and went and saw her again
They got us married
That's when I found out
her dad owned our store
Owner?
He gave me his girl
on a golden platter...
...as well as his
office keys to me
Why I'm sharing all this is...
...my life started the day
I told her I loved her
When you profess your love loudly,
your life will start too
Don't bottle up your feelings
That doesn't get you anywhere
Hope you heard that!
Drink some alcohol
Sir...my wife doesn't like it
Super! John, your life
has just started, you can go
Dude...?
Sir, I'm not yet married
Can I...ah...?
Sarathy
Your life and wife
will never start
Madam isn't picking up the phone
- Try again
- I can't
Sir, someone from
madam's office
What is it?
I need to give ma'am this cover
I'll give it to her
You...?
Husband
'U.S, Australia, even if it is
Somalia, I'm okay with it'
'I just want to leave
this place, that's all
You didn't drink today?
I thought you don't
like it if I drink...!
You want a beer?
'When my daughter wants
something from me...'
'...she'll always
bribe me with a beer'
'She wants a divorce, da'
How do I start?
John...?
You want a divorce from me, right?
You don't like being with me?
I'll give it to you
It's not that
I'm going to Australia
From this morning I was
wondering how to tell you
I went to the shop myself
and bought you the beer
It's nothing
You drink
"Eye and eyelid...parts of a whole
Now severing...out of control"
"When idea dawns of you and me as we
just then dream dissolves abruptly"
"Will the sun shine to renew
the path covered with dew?"
"Tender words, can you hear
spoken by your heart, dear?"
Did you want to say
something else and...
...did I jump to
wrong conclu-
You were right...l was
the one wrong in thinking-
Into my soul you percolated
Drop by drop you relocated"
Will you drop me at the airport
tomorrow, or shall I-
Why are you angry?
When I'm even giving you
a divorce...won't I drop you?
Good night
"lnto my heart you pervaded
In units of time you saturated"
I can do it myself
Regina...?
Did you pack
all your tablets?
Regi...?
Bye
Did you tell her?
I didn't...she left
Me and you, you and me
Everything is over, that's all
Listen! Dai-
Yov! Move your car
Move, man
What the hell's your problem, da?
- John...?
- Regina?
- Where are you?
- In the parking lot
Will you come up to
the entrance, please?
I'll be there
Tell me
Upstairs...at the immigration counter
Surya...?
Surya...!!
Excuse me, will you leave way
for the next person in the line?
Next please
Surya
Don't cry
I'll talk to him
Hey...!
Sir...Surya...?
Tell me
You know Regina, don't you?
When you were working
in customer care...
...on a wrong call
you both got connected
You went to the US and she got
the news you committed suicid-
Who are you?
John
Who are you to her?
Her husband
I'm married, sir
As soon as I saw her...
...do you expect me to ask
'Hi Regina, shall we get married?'
I don't mind
sharing this with you
My dad clobbered me
and sent me off to USA
I flew with fear in my heart
I thought that was the end
of my life and love
After all 'love-failures'
there is life, brother
There is a good life
waiting for everyone
I agree, I miss her
What can I do about-
I know very well
she cannot forget me
That's why I asked my friend
to tell her I am dead
I don't know if everyone
is lucky enough...
...to marry the person they love
But the one you marry...
...you can definitely
fall in love with
Sir, if you don't mind
I can talk to your wife
Get on with your life
He just walked away
as I was talking to him
Do you think
you are a hero?
He is dead, right?
Till now you've never heard
what I wanted to say, right?
You'll get it all wrong
and act on it stupidly
I wanted to open
my heart to you, that night
And you asked
if I wanted a divorce!
Today I told you
I saw Surya
You fall at his feet shamelessly
Who will think of reuniting?
You and I can
never be compatible
If only you had opened
this gift that night...
...we wouldn't be
standing here like this
'Don't open this
in front of everyone'
'It's something I searched
and got specially for you'
Regina...wait for me
Get lost!
There will be some village bumpkin
Kanimozhi or Thenmozhi waiting for you
Go behind her
and woo her
I'm not the right girl for you
Stop
I'm not scared of my dad
I love you
Brother...l already have a guy!
You take care of the cooking
I'll go see who is at the door
Hi...is John in?
Yes
How many times
have I told you...
...not to call him home?
If you ask him to stay for dinner
I'll make mincemeat out of you!
Who has come?
What's up, dude?
I'm getting married
Invitation
You must be there
Where are you going?
She has made
biriyani for you
Stay for dinner
Or else she'll be angry
How, dude?
Even if Mr Big-shot to
the outside world...
...you are Mr Broomstick at home!
My best friend, da!
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