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>> Clearly somebody in this room
murdered Lord Smythe,

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who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon,

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was brutally bludgeoned to death
with a blunt instrument.

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I want each of you to tell me
your whereabouts

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at precisely the time that
this dastardly deed took place.

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>> I was polishing the brass
in the master bedroom.

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>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones,
below stairs, Sir.

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>> I was planting my petunias
in the potting shed.

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>> Constable, arrest Lady Smythe!

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>> But, but how did you know?

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>> Madam, as any
horticulturist will tell you,

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one does not plant petunias
until May is out.

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Take her away.
>> This way, Ma'am.

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>> It's just a matter of observation.

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The real question is:
how observant were you?

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[Clapperboard snapped]

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>> And... action!

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>> Clearly, somebody in this room
murdered Lord Smythe,

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who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon,

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was brutally bludgeoned to death
with a blunt instrument.

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I want each of you to tell me
your whereabouts

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at precisely the time that
this dastardly deed took place.

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>> I was polishing the brass
in the master bedroom.

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>> I was buttering his Lordship's scones
below stairs, Sir.

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>> I was planting my petunias
in the potting shed.

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>> Constable, arrest Lady Smythe!