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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.74,0:00:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here is a PDD person.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.99,0:00:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PDD person!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.03,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PDD for pervasive developmental disorder.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.28,0:00:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Pervasive?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.52,0:00:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, this isn't contagious.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.52,0:00:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like the Treasury either
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.52,0:00:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which invades you until your homes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.25,0:00:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, this is much simpler,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.50,0:00:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's popularly known as autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.50,0:00:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I admit that PDD sounds stylish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.76,0:00:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while autism does not so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always say that the difference \Nbetween PDD and autism
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.52,0:00:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the same that between \Na homeless person and a tramp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.76,0:00:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the same thing\Nbut with different words.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.26,0:01:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.52,0:01:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the other hand,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.27,0:01:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,autistic people are said to live \Nin their own bubble.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.79,0:01:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But there are 500 000 people \Nwith autism in France,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.78,0:01:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so many people live in that bubble.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.28,0:01:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can assure you that we have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.27,0:01:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a great time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.28,0:01:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we have a greater time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.26,0:01:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than "Mr. Me, I president."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.51,0:01:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's alone in his own bubble. All alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.52,0:01:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moreover, it seems that...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.25,0:01:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well - that's what I was told -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.02,0:01:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this poor guy has to undergo\Nthe so called "ordeal of caviar."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.76,0:02:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The "ordeal of caviar"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:05.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consists of having to swallow,\Nseveral times a day,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.49,0:02:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a disgusting substance
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.26,0:02:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exploding in your mouth and on your teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.79,0:02:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when tasting it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.99,0:02:22.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other ordeals await the little man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.77,0:02:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.49,0:02:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is also the ordeal of "champagne".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.76,0:02:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Champagne, this fermented beverage,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.77,0:02:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while my parents had always told me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.50,0:02:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not to eat mouldy or rotten food.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.27,0:02:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.27,0:02:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.52,0:02:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, as a PDD person,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.51,0:02:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.52,0:02:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not necessarily for philosophical reasons,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.76,0:02:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but simply, how can one buy cigarettes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.51,0:02:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where can you buy it online?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.79,0:03:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, it requires social skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.24,0:03:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, no alcohol, no caviar, no tobacco,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.77,0:03:08.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or any other substances.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.99,0:03:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.76,0:03:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being autistic is ecological, \Neconomical...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.50,0:03:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.52,0:03:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every eco-something you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.51,0:03:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In short, I think being autistic\Nshould be repaid by the social security.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.78,0:03:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)\N(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.51,0:03:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This being so,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.50,0:03:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't count on me
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.26,0:03:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to attend any pin-giving ceremony,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.50,0:03:40.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more or less golden or other,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.75,0:03:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as I have my Ethiopian grammar class\Nat this time
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.77,0:03:46.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I can't miss,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.25,0:03:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.52,0:03:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not fond of this kind of social drama.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.76,0:03:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I have a secret to tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.76,0:03:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of my close friend
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.51,0:03:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is an eminent linguist,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.76,0:04:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's now doctor of Linguistics,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.50,0:04:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the day of his dissertation viva,\NI was worried about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.52,0:04:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How is he going to manage for hours
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.50,0:04:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the continuous flow of questions,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.76,0:04:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more or less trick?" I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.50,0:04:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the very evening, I received an email.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.04,0:04:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He writes to me at a fixed time\Nin the evening
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.50,0:04:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he said: "the viva went well."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.51,0:04:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I certainly believed him,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.76,0:04:30.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But the drink after it was unbearable."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.29,0:04:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.51,0:04:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your servant solved the problem \Nmore directly:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.27,0:04:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was no drink to my viva.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.50,0:04:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That solved the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.26,0:04:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you know, it was hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.78,0:04:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a bad start,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.23,0:04:49.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a really bad start.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.27,0:04:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See by yourself:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.36,0:04:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was born on the same day and year\Nas Britney Spears.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.25,0:04:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.50,0:04:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only good thing is that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.30,0:05:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I know at least one celebrity
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.51,0:05:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I can talk about
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.78,0:05:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during the dinner parties I can't avoid.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.27,0:05:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's at least one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.28,0:05:14.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the other hand, I was born
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.73,0:05:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the former buildings of \NCharenton asylum.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.27,0:05:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As it was used to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.78,0:05:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The "royal house of Charenton\Nfor old books lovers."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.76,0:05:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's where I was born.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.02,0:05:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you, it was a pretty bad start.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.77,0:05:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When my parents saw me,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.25,0:05:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they said: "we're not having \Nkids anymore."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.26,0:05:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.51,0:05:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then school age came.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.80,0:05:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, no need to tell you\Nthat I was in great difficulty
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.22,0:05:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as my teachers would always say back then,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.26,0:05:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not start school.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.77,0:05:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed, I couldn't make hoop,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.77,0:06:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I still can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.78,0:06:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still don't have the skills required\Nin Year 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.26,0:06:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had repeated, I don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.27,0:06:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a dozen times,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.52,0:06:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it wouldn't have been enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.50,0:06:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed, you see,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.24,0:06:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ministry of National Education
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.29,0:06:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinks you need to know how to make hoop
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.01,0:06:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before working out triple integrals.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.01,0:06:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not the contrary.\N(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.27,0:06:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.52,0:06:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you know how to work out\Ntriple integrals,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.99,0:06:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't start school.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.28,0:06:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, if you go back to your psychologist,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.77,0:06:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you really look nut.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.26,0:06:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll get tiny pills.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.78,0:06:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what happened to me for years.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.52,0:06:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I became, I think, a great friend\Nof various laboratories.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.77,0:06:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must indeed have contributed\Nto their health.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.77,0:07:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moreover, psychatrists at the time
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.03,0:07:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were extremely competent.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.76,0:07:10.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could empty your bank account\Nwithin a few minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.53,0:07:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And according to the favourite expression,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.25,0:07:14.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember that,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.77,0:07:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by check you'll never pay,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.74,0:07:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or everything will go away.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.26,0:07:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must pay cash,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.25,0:07:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which has of course other advantages,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.25,0:07:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but well, I only understood it later.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.02,0:07:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the years passed,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.50,0:07:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and at primary school
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.51,0:07:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was struggling anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.52,0:07:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I had become aware\Nof something terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.25,0:07:45.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I realised that my Year 4 teacher\Nwas uncultivated.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.50,0:07:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She didn't even know\NRamesses II's successor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.52,0:07:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It also seemed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.52,0:07:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she didn't know the capital of Belize.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.50,0:07:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly ! Nonsense !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.76,0:08:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so the years passed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.99,0:08:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At secondary school, nobody wanted\Nto sit next to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.75,0:08:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I would come \Nmore or less regularly.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.26,0:08:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But once in sixth-form college,\Nthings got different.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.51,0:08:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oddly enough, it took me \Nsome time to understand
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.52,0:08:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why some wanted to sit next to me
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.24,0:08:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially before math exams.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.51,0:08:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.25,0:08:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, some social equations\Ncan't be solved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.77,0:08:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such is life they say.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.50,0:08:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, later on
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.27,0:08:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm now almost free,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.26,0:08:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I study for pleasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.24,0:08:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can choose my classes, which is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.76,0:08:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So for a certain time \NI attended Ethiopian classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.78,0:08:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These classes do perfectly fit autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.18,0:08:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're alone with the teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.76,0:08:56.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.24,0:09:02.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.75,0:09:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.27,0:09:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the teacher, how can I put this?,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.27,0:09:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't so different than us.\N(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.65,0:09:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we got along extremely well.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.26,0:09:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also attend, and hopefully,\Nit will begin this year,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.26,0:09:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Old Avestan classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.77,0:09:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're a larger group: we're 3.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.02,0:09:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The 2 guys passionately argue
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.01,0:09:29.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the formations of Sigmatic Aorist
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.27,0:09:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into Vedic Sanskrit
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.76,0:09:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compared to Avestan forms.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.78,0:09:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I tell them "Stop it!\NGo back to what really matters!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.24,0:09:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.26,0:09:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Think about the essential things of life.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.26,0:09:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For instance, the transition from\Nthe Sumerian to the Akkadian writing."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.26,0:09:48.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.26,0:09:51.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, that's how we have a great time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.76,0:09:53.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.49,0:09:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One thing should be noted.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.26,0:10:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some say, at least, that's what is written\Nin erudite treatises:
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.28,0:10:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,autism goes along\Nwith relationship problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.79,0:10:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would say: not necessarily.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.78,0:10:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For instance,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I absolutely have no relationship problem\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.27,0:10:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my mother-in-law.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.64,0:10:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.76,0:10:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I would even go as far as to say\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.75,0:10:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that according to my little \Nunvalidated statistics
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.26,0:10:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,99% of people having relationship\Nproblems with their mothers
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.53,0:10:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are not autistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.27,0:10:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.01,0:10:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, at the office, it was complicated.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.24,0:10:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a little... privilege.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.50,0:10:43.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a title.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.09,0:10:45.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the guy who failed
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.51,0:10:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all his job interviews. All of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.53,0:10:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Earlier this afternoom
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.50,0:10:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we had this brilliant talk about\NAikido Management.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.04,0:10:58.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My life is more about failure management.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.50,0:10:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.50,0:11:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just to tell you how unsporting I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.50,0:11:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.26,0:11:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a few years now,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.99,0:11:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had the chance to have a boss
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.26,0:11:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who doesn't care about my clothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.53,0:11:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was born blind.\N(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.52,0:11:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's convenient.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.00,0:11:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dedicate the free time that I have\Nto one of my recent hobby,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.77,0:11:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which has remained a bit secret until now:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.26,0:11:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I collect small sized water bottles.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.28,0:11:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one is from Corsica.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.04,0:11:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has to be handled carefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.76,0:11:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.04,0:11:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm proud of my little collection.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.76,0:11:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, for a few years,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.26,0:11:47.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been an entertainer in autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.26,0:11:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like there are travellers,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.52,0:11:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there are autistic travellers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.99,0:11:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, for lack of being friend\Nwith pharmacologists,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.52,0:12:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm friend with French hotel keepers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.76,0:12:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon I will ask for my little permit
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.54,0:12:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I can access to the parking area
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.77,0:12:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dedicated to autistic travellers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.26,0:12:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know, people often \Ntalk about curing,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.77,0:12:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,curing persons with autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.51,0:12:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What comes up when you speak\Nto an autism specialist,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.24,0:12:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"specialists" in quotes,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.26,0:12:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of the words you'll hear first
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.76,0:12:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the suffering. You suffer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.77,0:12:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as one of my autistic friend told me:
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.51,0:12:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the suffering of autistic people
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.77,0:12:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a vital need for the psychiatric.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.26,0:12:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course !
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.76,0:12:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise...\N(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.01,0:12:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But in order to disprove some rumours,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.76,0:13:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's important to note that\NI studied medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.02,0:13:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For two hours.\N(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.49,0:13:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went in the wrong lecture hall and\NI didn't dare to go out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.03,0:13:10.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.23,0:13:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can laugh about it,\Nlaugh is welcomed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.50,0:13:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I can assure you that\Na large number of great experts
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.27,0:13:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with pretentious titles
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.50,0:13:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had often less than a two-hour class
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.26,0:13:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about autism
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.28,0:13:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during all their years at university.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.28,0:13:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.50,0:13:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.74,0:13:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a practical example.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.52,0:13:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When a child with autism ask you:
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.28,0:13:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What does pass out mean?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.53,0:13:44.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To pass out,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.51,0:13:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going outside, that's it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.51,0:13:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, what does "cutting corners" mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.26,0:13:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making something round.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.53,0:13:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pictures are the first language.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.76,0:13:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how children with autism
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.78,0:13:59.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand language.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.53,0:14:03.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it a defect ? Do we have to cure it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.02,0:14:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my opinion, it's a minor defect
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.25,0:14:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compared with what "cutting corners"\Nactually means to many politicians.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.50,0:14:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.50,0:14:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.53,0:14:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can give you an electoral data,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.52,0:14:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems that 99% of politicians
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.27,0:14:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with whom it's impossible to communicate
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.25,0:14:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are not autistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.77,0:14:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.53,0:14:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there, unfortunately,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.76,0:14:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any of the existing therapies seems\Nto be fruitful.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.76,0:14:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.53,0:14:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's very annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.25,0:14:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I barely dare to say it,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.52,0:14:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's whispered in the small\Nautistic community,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.79,0:14:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marseilles inhabitants tricked us.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.52,0:15:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They really did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.50,0:15:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't want Mrs Carlotti.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.78,0:15:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we, disabled persons, we'll have to...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.77,0:15:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, that's our problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.27,0:15:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also would like to add something,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.74,0:15:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nowadays we talk about \Neducating autistic children.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.99,0:15:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good, it should be done.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.50,0:15:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I would like to note something,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.27,0:15:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know numerous non-autistic children
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.86,0:15:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who need to adapt themselves at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.76,0:15:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that the adaptations set up
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.54,0:15:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at school for children with autism
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.02,0:15:43.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are beneficial to other children first ,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.51,0:15:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to every children.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.76,0:15:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has been proven.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.24,0:15:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you add an autistic children\Nin a classroom,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.50,0:15:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the school and class level increases.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.50,0:15:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the same in companies.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.50,0:15:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you heard that,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.74,0:16:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during last summer,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.50,0:16:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SPA, the German software giant
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.74,0:16:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,announced that it would hire\Nhundreds of collaborators
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.50,0:16:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.24,0:16:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We heard crazy things in the French press!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.23,0:16:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Merkel even wants to enslave\Npersons with autism."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.01,0:16:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let's calm down a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.51,0:16:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These people will just have a good job
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.77,0:16:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and will be paid depending their skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.50,0:16:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in a few years, if SPA's results
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.27,0:16:34.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are even better than today,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.52,0:16:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll cry foul over a German plot\Nagainst France.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.23,0:16:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.26,0:16:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, a device has been placed here, \Nbefore my eyes,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.25,0:16:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's called a timer.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.78,0:17:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's frequently used in facilities
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.02,0:17:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designed to receive persons with autism
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.76,0:17:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because autistic persons \Ncan't manage their time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.26,0:17:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These facilities are said\Nto be the worst by the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.25,0:17:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But once again, I can assure you
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.49,0:17:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most of people who have trouble\Nmanaging their time
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.01,0:17:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are non-autistic persons.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.00,0:17:24.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'll come to my two last sentences,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.100,0:17:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I may.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.25,0:17:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First:
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.76,0:17:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Autistic people are said to live\Nin their own bubble,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.26,0:17:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know numerous non-autistic people \Nliving in thick bubbles
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.25,0:17:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with whom no communication is possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.79,0:17:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being interested in pi number decimals,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.23,0:17:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is not stupider or rarer
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.76,0:17:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than memorising football results.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.77,0:17:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.78,0:17:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.63,0:18:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the other hand, I'm thinking...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.53,0:18:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could go on like this for hours,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.03,0:18:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,especially because, I didn't tell you,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.80,0:18:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have the Fidel Castro syndrome.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.50,0:18:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just would like to tell you a story.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.97,0:18:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A great man came to France\Na few years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.77,0:18:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephen Shore, an American.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.50,0:18:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so when he was a young child,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.52,0:18:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the time, in the 1960s-1970s,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.99,0:18:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,American doctors knew as much\N
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.98,0:18:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as what French doctors know \Ntoday about autism.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.75,0:18:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they told his parents:
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.25,0:18:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well... Some parents have a dog at home,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.52,0:18:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you, you'll have this child."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.50,0:18:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Many years later,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.64,0:18:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little Stephen became a grown-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.74,0:18:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, autistic children\Nbecome adults too.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.78,0:19:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some don't know it, but it's a fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.25,0:19:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So many years later,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.53,0:19:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephen was now professor\Nat Boston University
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.28,0:19:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when he came to France, \Nat the end of his lecture,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.52,0:19:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone asked him a question:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.53,0:19:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Mr. Shore, you're married but\Nwhy don't you have children?"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.01,0:19:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he answered:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.77,0:19:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My wife and I decided\Nnot to have children
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.27,0:19:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he might NOT be autistic."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.04,0:19:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.08,0:19:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.\N(Applause)