WEBVTT 00:00:05.938 --> 00:00:08.708 (gulping sound) 00:00:16.543 --> 00:00:18.300 (piano music plays) 00:00:18.543 --> 00:00:19.945 Hi, and now another episode of 00:00:19.945 --> 00:00:21.305 Beaver and friends 00:00:21.305 --> 00:00:23.372 (children awing) 00:00:35.756 --> 00:00:41.169 (yelling) Yeah! Wahoo! 00:00:43.800 --> 00:00:44.557 (gasp!) 00:00:44.558 --> 00:00:46.039 (rattling) 00:00:46.059 --> 00:00:47.442 rattle snakes! 00:00:48.021 --> 00:00:50.837 (gasping in fright) 00:00:55.156 --> 00:01:00.183 ohh, you're a dick! 00:01:02.023 --> 00:01:03.063 Why don't you... 00:01:04.154 --> 00:01:05.749 I totally thought you were 00:01:06.571 --> 00:01:07.533 a snake 00:01:07.533 --> 00:01:08.223 hah! 00:01:08.245 --> 00:01:09.019 (rattling) 00:01:11.149 --> 00:01:13.136 You're good. 00:01:13.136 --> 00:01:14.685 You are good. 00:01:14.695 --> 00:01:17.164 No, you are good my friend. 00:01:17.164 --> 00:01:19.268 You're good okay, no. 00:01:19.268 --> 00:01:20.868 Oh my gosh. 00:01:20.868 --> 00:01:23.449 You scared me half to death. 00:01:24.728 --> 00:01:26.097 Lemme see it.. 00:01:26.097 --> 00:01:27.028 Come on, 00:01:27.028 --> 00:01:28.034 hand it over. 00:01:28.034 --> 00:01:29.913 woah, hahaha 00:01:30.600 --> 00:01:32.033 's quite an arm you got there. 00:01:32.033 --> 00:01:32.724 haha 00:01:33.177 --> 00:01:34.566 think fast 00:01:36.968 --> 00:01:39.045 here you go. NOTE Paragraph 00:01:43.836 --> 00:01:47.991 (piano music begins playing) 00:01:48.157 --> 00:01:50.166 Tell me something, Beaver 00:01:51.385 --> 00:01:53.528 Why do you choose to live out here 00:01:54.696 --> 00:01:56.661 among the rattle snakes 00:01:57.341 --> 00:01:58.806 as an outcast? 00:02:00.493 --> 00:02:02.441 Just makes me sick 00:02:02.715 --> 00:02:04.699 to see you in 00:02:04.793 --> 00:02:06.119 this situation 00:02:07.159 --> 00:02:08.931 makes me sick and angry. 00:02:10.008 --> 00:02:11.259 You hear? 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:14.822 Give me this! 00:02:16.853 --> 00:02:17.794 No! 00:02:18.418 --> 00:02:20.258 You're going to listen to me 00:02:20.476 --> 00:02:22.493 You're going to sit here and listen to this. 00:02:26.091 --> 00:02:27.340 Cause you need to . 00:02:28.054 --> 00:02:29.277 You don't need this. 00:02:29.277 --> 00:02:29.587 (rattlling) 00:02:29.587 --> 00:02:30.880 Stop it! 00:02:31.104 --> 00:02:32.385 You don't need this. 00:02:39.336 --> 00:02:41.168 (whimpering sound) 00:02:48.309 --> 00:02:49.488 (Clunck sound) 00:02:49.618 --> 00:02:51.352 Sorry about that! 00:02:54.222 --> 00:02:56.144 I'll be your friend now. 00:03:00.084 --> 00:03:14.194 (80's music) 00:03:14.792 --> 00:03:16.571 Up next, on Cortez 00:03:16.774 --> 00:03:18.348 Cortez becomes a man 00:03:20.208 --> 00:03:21.254 Say it again! 00:03:22.139 --> 00:03:23.104 Say it again! 00:03:23.703 --> 00:03:25.898 Gingo, hah! 00:03:27.043 --> 00:03:28.934 HAHAHAH! 00:03:28.934 --> 00:03:30.373 (booming noise) 00:03:30.373 --> 00:03:31.643 (choking) 00:03:36.390 --> 00:03:37.730 Mi hermano! 00:03:39.293 --> 00:03:41.693 (heavy breathing) 00:03:41.693 --> 00:03:42.673 Porque! 00:03:42.673 --> 00:03:43.463 (gunshot) 00:03:47.544 --> 00:03:49.254 You are a man, Cortez! 00:03:50.656 --> 00:03:52.136 You are a real man. 00:03:54.886 --> 00:03:57.186 (children awing)