(gulping sound)
(piano music plays)
Hi, and now another episode of
Beaver and friends
(children awing)
(yelling) Yeah! Wahoo!
(gasp!)
(rattling)
rattle snakes!
(gasping in fright)
ohh, you're a dick!
Why don't you...
I totally thought you were
a snake
hah!
(rattling)
You're good.
You are good.
No, you are good my friend.
You're good okay, no.
Oh my gosh.
You scared me half to death.
Lemme see it..
Come on,
hand it over.
woah, hahaha
's quite an arm you got there.
haha
think fast
here you go.
(piano music begins playing)
Tell me something, Beaver
Why do you choose to live out here
among the rattle snakes
as an outcast?
Just makes me sick
to see you in
this situation
makes me sick and angry.
You hear?
Give me this!
No!
You're going to listen to me
You're going to sit here and listen to this.
Cause you need to .
You don't need this.
(rattlling)
Stop it!
You don't need this.
(whimpering sound)
(Clunck sound)
Sorry about that!
I'll be your friend now.
(80's music)
Up next, on Cortez
Cortez becomes a man
Say it again!
Gingo, hah!
HAHAHAH!
(booming noise)
(choking)
Mi hermano!
(heavy breathing)
Porque!
(gunshot)
You are a man, Cortez!
You are a real man.
(children awing)