0:00:05.938,0:00:08.708 (gulping sound) 0:00:16.543,0:00:18.300 (piano music plays) 0:00:18.543,0:00:19.945 Hi, and now another episode of 0:00:19.945,0:00:21.305 Beaver and friends 0:00:21.305,0:00:23.372 (children awing) 0:00:35.756,0:00:41.169 (yelling) Yeah! Wahoo! 0:00:43.800,0:00:44.557 (gasp!) 0:00:44.558,0:00:46.039 (rattling) 0:00:46.059,0:00:47.442 rattle snakes! 0:00:48.021,0:00:50.837 (gasping in fright) 0:00:55.156,0:01:00.183 ohh, you're a dick! 0:01:02.023,0:01:03.063 Why don't you... 0:01:04.154,0:01:05.749 I totally thought you were 0:01:06.571,0:01:07.533 a snake 0:01:07.533,0:01:08.223 hah! 0:01:08.245,0:01:09.019 (rattling) 0:01:11.149,0:01:13.136 You're good. 0:01:13.136,0:01:14.685 You are good. 0:01:14.695,0:01:17.164 No, you are good my friend. 0:01:17.164,0:01:19.268 You're good okay, no. 0:01:19.268,0:01:20.868 Oh my gosh. 0:01:20.868,0:01:23.449 You scared me half to death. 0:01:24.728,0:01:26.097 Lemme see it.. 0:01:26.097,0:01:27.028 Come on, 0:01:27.028,0:01:28.034 hand it over. 0:01:28.034,0:01:29.913 woah, hahaha 0:01:30.600,0:01:32.033 's quite an arm you got there. 0:01:32.033,0:01:32.724 haha 0:01:33.177,0:01:34.566 think fast 0:01:36.968,0:01:39.045 here you go. 0:01:43.836,0:01:47.991 (piano music begins playing) 0:01:48.157,0:01:50.166 Tell me something, Beaver 0:01:51.385,0:01:53.528 Why do you choose to live out here 0:01:54.696,0:01:56.661 among the rattle snakes 0:01:57.341,0:01:58.806 as an outcast? 0:02:00.493,0:02:02.441 Just makes me sick 0:02:02.715,0:02:04.699 to see you in 0:02:04.793,0:02:06.119 this situation 0:02:07.159,0:02:08.931 makes me sick and angry. 0:02:10.008,0:02:11.259 You hear? 0:02:13.100,0:02:14.822 Give me this! 0:02:16.853,0:02:17.794 No! 0:02:18.418,0:02:20.258 You're going to listen to me 0:02:20.476,0:02:22.493 You're going to sit here and listen to this. 0:02:26.091,0:02:27.340 Cause you need to . 0:02:28.054,0:02:29.277 You don't need this. 0:02:29.277,0:02:29.587 (rattlling) 0:02:29.587,0:02:30.880 Stop it! 0:02:31.104,0:02:32.385 You don't need this. 0:02:39.336,0:02:41.168 (whimpering sound) 0:02:48.309,0:02:49.488 (Clunck sound) 0:02:49.618,0:02:51.352 Sorry about that! 0:02:54.222,0:02:56.144 I'll be your friend now. 0:03:00.084,0:03:14.194 (80's music) 0:03:14.792,0:03:16.571 Up next, on Cortez 0:03:16.774,0:03:18.348 Cortez becomes a man 0:03:20.208,0:03:21.254 Say it again! 0:03:22.139,0:03:23.104 Say it again! 0:03:23.703,0:03:25.898 Gingo, hah! 0:03:27.043,0:03:28.934 HAHAHAH! 0:03:28.934,0:03:30.373 (booming noise) 0:03:30.373,0:03:31.643 (choking) 0:03:36.390,0:03:37.730 Mi hermano! 0:03:39.293,0:03:41.693 (heavy breathing) 0:03:41.693,0:03:42.673 Porque! 0:03:42.673,0:03:43.463 (gunshot) 0:03:47.544,0:03:49.254 You are a man, Cortez! 0:03:50.656,0:03:52.136 You are a real man. 0:03:54.886,0:03:57.186 (children awing)