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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat electronic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.05,0:00:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm 47-soon to be 48 next month
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.83,0:00:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am 44 years old
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.18,0:00:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drive for a ride-share company
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.56,0:00:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm a nanny to my nephews
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.56,0:00:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do usability assessments for websites,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:27.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which basically means that I test them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:30.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see if they're accessible\Nfor people with disabilities
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.47,0:00:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I consider myself fairly fun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.71,0:00:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would describe myself as fun
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and funny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.12,0:00:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interesting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.18,0:00:39.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Compassionate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.38,0:00:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Creative
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.39,0:00:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have some smarts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.02,0:00:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My perfect partner would be somebody who\Nis, I think, first intelligent
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.29,0:00:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(skipping tape noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.27,0:00:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have some smarts (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.79,0:00:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love good brains
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.26,0:00:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna have a good conversation with\Nsomebody
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.84,0:01:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I have no other expectations besides\Nthat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.90,0:01:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Chad) Hey, are you Cat?\N-Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Cat, I'm Chad\N-Hi Chad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.72,0:01:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nice to meet you\N-Holy crap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.47,0:01:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can I take a seat?\N-Yeah, here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.47,0:01:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.39,0:01:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.88,0:01:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Don't fall\N-No, I won't, I promise
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.99,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's a true blind date\N-It is a true blind date
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't look blind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was diagnosed when I was a teenager
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.75,0:01:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, ok
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.44,0:01:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I went through a blindness\Nrehabilitation program
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.25,0:01:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(laughs) You did?\N-Yup
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.07,0:01:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry, that sounded like rehab\Nfor blind people
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.63,0:01:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, yeah, it pretty much is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.17,0:01:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,8 hours a day, 5 days a week, I did it for\N6 months
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.47,0:01:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They teach you cane travel and braille and\Nall the technology and stuff like that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.72,0:01:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I like to say it becomes a minor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.74,0:01:44.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-nuisance at best\N-Right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.34,0:01:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not blind (laughs)\N-Ok, good to know, ok, you didn't mention
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.42,0:01:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that on the call, so I'm glad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.86,0:01:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're not deaf
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.10,0:01:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not deaf\N-Right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.46,0:01:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You have a book here\N-I do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.20,0:02:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I really wanted to read it, I have a\Nway to do that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.67,0:02:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.59,0:02:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah there's a device in my phone where I\Ncan just take a picture of the page and it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.48,0:02:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reads it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.29,0:02:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's so awesome\N-Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.08,0:02:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok, can we do it?\N-Sure, you wanna check it out?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.78,0:02:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cat) Yeah (laughs) 'cause I want you to\Nread the title 'cause that's really funny
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.34,0:02:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Waiter) And there you go\NThanks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.98,0:02:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Waiter) This is the menu\N-Ok great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.28,0:02:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Waiter) so you can go ahead and check\Nit out
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.86,0:02:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.20,0:02:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Phone) "The Guide to Infinite Sexual\NPossibilities"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.02,0:02:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sexual what? What is that? Sexual Possi-\N-Possibilities
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.06,0:02:36.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nice, ok\N-"The Ethical Slut, a Guide to Infinite
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.87,0:02:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sexual Possibilities"\N-Interesting. And this is casual reading
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.19,0:02:43.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-for you, during your blind dates\N-(Cat laughing) Yeah, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.31,0:02:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.88,0:02:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you brought it because you wanted to\Nhave me read something or?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.73,0:02:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I actually- I just got here early and I\Njust had it with me so
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.22,0:02:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh gotcha\N-Em
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok\N-I shouldn't have shared
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.76,0:02:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a little embarrassing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.03,0:03:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm gonna ha- Well you'll have to read\Nthe menu with your... your-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.57,0:03:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh yes\N-little thing and I can help you, though,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.68,0:03:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-of course, 'cause I know how to read\N-Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.07,0:03:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Waiter) Matcha green tea. Here we are\N-(Cat) Oooo! Thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.18,0:03:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Waiter) Alright, I'll be right back for\Nyou guys
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.47,0:03:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok\N-Alright, thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.26,0:03:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well what do you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.09,0:03:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I drive for Lift\N-Ok
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.98,0:03:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know it's not really exciting but\N-I just took a Lift here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.23,0:03:24.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did? Yay! You drove Lift and not Uber?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.63,0:03:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you know, kinda given my\Nsituation, right, I can't drive
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.63,0:03:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cat laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.24,0:03:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like the one thing blind guys cannot\Ndo under any circum-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.99,0:03:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's not an app for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.18,0:03:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is not an app for that yet
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.63,0:03:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I mean, yeah\N-Do you know what I like about you being
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.33,0:03:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-blind?\N-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.12,0:03:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're not staring at my boobs\N-Oh, well, that's true. That's true,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.03,0:03:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cat laughing)\NI'm staring at- I'm staring at your mouth
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.77,0:03:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cat, still laughing and stammering too)\NI'm sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.17,0:03:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I get nervous on dates, I'll admit\N-Do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.44,0:03:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm a puss
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.29,0:03:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you need to... see my face?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.60,0:04:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no it's ok\N(Cat cackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.64,0:04:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I never do that on the first date\N-Good call
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.57,0:04:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's a little- a little weird
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.10,0:04:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat electronic music overlay)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.34,0:04:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could look like a complete slob and\Nstuff this in my face
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.77,0:04:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do it. I won't tell
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.77,0:04:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(stammering) Oh here we go. Do you need a-\NHere's a spoon for you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.90,0:04:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.76,0:04:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just- I wont judge the slurping, I\Npromise
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.62,0:04:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you supposed to slurp? Isn't that\Nsupposed to be like a cultural thing that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.03,0:04:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-says that you enjoy the food\N-I would assume there's some cultures that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.32,0:04:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.22,0:04:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cat) I'm gonna try it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.51,0:04:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's assume it's this one
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.21,0:05:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to know I'm picking my teeth in\Nfront of you and you can't tell
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.47,0:05:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok. Go for it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.62,0:05:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat instrumental music overlay)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.63,0:05:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could flash you and you wouldn't even\Nappreciate it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.91,0:05:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's happened
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.96,0:05:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-My buddy's girlfriend did that\N-Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.10,0:05:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And he got really mad at her\N-I guess we're in a restaurant full of
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.12,0:05:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-kids too so\N-Yeah there are laws against that. So far
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.27,0:05:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One last potsticker. It's in front of you.\NYou gotta eat it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.08,0:05:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you could have told me that\Nthere was none left and I would've totally
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.74,0:05:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,believed you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.64,0:05:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-There's one left, just for you\N-Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.66,0:05:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes\N-Alright, I'll eat it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.65,0:05:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh you're close, you're close\N-I'm gonna- I'm doing it with my finger
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.02,0:05:43.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Feel for it\N-I'm going all in
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.26,0:05:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might even double-dip
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.50,0:05:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe in double-dipping anyways,\Nfuck it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.54,0:05:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled) You do?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.40,0:05:50.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I could totally double-dip with you,\Nyou wouldn't even notice
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.11,0:05:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. (Cat laughs) You totally could
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.04,0:05:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That would be so rude, and awesome, and\NI'd probably do it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.73,0:05:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it was really great meeting you here\N
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.66,0:06:00.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Same here
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.50,0:06:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to see you again, so maybe-\N(laughs) Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.70,0:06:07.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I put it in quotes, but you couldn't see\Nit
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.79,0:06:13.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh, yeah, I get it. Well, I'd have to ask\Nmy wife... yeah, sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.93,0:06:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ok... Wow, get the fuck out of here, man\N-Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.10,0:06:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sorry\N-(Stuttering) Hope you enjoyed your ramen
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.39,0:06:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was good. I'll buy dinner
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.23,0:06:33.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope so, yeah. I was expecting you to-\NWhat the hell
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.70,0:06:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My dating partner was frickin blind
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.15,0:06:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought Cat was great
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.68,0:06:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know it was, like, literally a\Nblind date
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.03,0:06:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't like spicy food, so that\Nmight be a problem
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.45,0:06:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had a literal blind date
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.24,0:06:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We kinda talked about the blindness thing\Nfor a little while, you know, a little
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.58,0:06:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too long
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.36,0:06:59.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't have gone to Ross last night\Nand bought this new outfit
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.17,0:07:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best advice I would give Cat is: "Ask if\Nthey are married first"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.73,0:07:09.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you let someone know that you're\Nmarried before you go on a fuckin date
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.15,0:07:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'd date her again if my wife was\Ncool with it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.30,0:07:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would I date him again?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.81,0:07:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He seemed very nice and cordial and\Nrespectful except for that lack of respect
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.47,0:07:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for not telling me he was married
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.16,0:07:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did not even see that coming
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.57,0:07:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat electronic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.99,0:07:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Honks horns) Lift
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.99,0:07:35.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you my Lift driver?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.78,0:07:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Fucking hell\N-(Chad) Cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.40,0:07:40.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get in
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.19,0:07:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chad) Ha alright\N(Cat) Mm great
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.93,0:07:45.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chad) Do you wanna meet my wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.80,0:07:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She cute? I like blondes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.55,0:07:49.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Chad) She's not bad. Redhead
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.64,0:07:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm, second choice
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.08,0:07:57.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music fades)