Twitter
It's changing everything!
It's where you go to laugh,
it's where you go to cry,
where you go to experience and share
Connect with politicians, celebrities,
musicians, world leaders, friends,
athletes, astronauts, scientists,
news outlets and professors.
When there's breaking news,
you turn to Twitter.
When you want to check global trends,
you follow along on Twitter.
And when it's Mother's day,
and you want to tell your mother that you love her,
you send your mom a Tweet saying...
No! Stop!
What the f* are you doing?
Give your mom a call! * *
Don't look at me like that!
You don't need the Internet for everything!
Twitter will still be here when you get back.
But seriously, call your mom.
This has been a public service announcement from Twitter Inc.