WEBVTT 00:00:00.407 --> 00:00:04.406 These are my thoughts on the 2016 Presidential election. 00:00:04.406 --> 00:00:06.376 [Slow guitar] 00:00:06.376 --> 00:00:12.763 It was all a show, it was all a show. It was all a show. 00:00:12.763 --> 00:00:13.733 [Slow guitar] 00:00:13.733 --> 00:00:14.923 Yo. [Drums] [Rap beat] 00:00:14.923 --> 00:00:17.385 You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:00:17.385 --> 00:00:20.065 You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon! 00:00:20.065 --> 00:00:22.653 You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:00:22.653 --> 00:00:23.845 Fuck Dillary Trumplon 00:00:23.845 --> 00:00:25.325 Fuck Dillary Trump 00:00:25.325 --> 00:00:28.276 There is a show going on outside I know that something's up 00:00:28.276 --> 00:00:30.865 I'll start the song off with you Donald, you f'in duck 00:00:30.865 --> 00:00:33.529 A tiny mind, and a mouth I'd be more than happy to muzzle shut 00:00:33.529 --> 00:00:36.284 Racism in America, seems that you got it bubblin' up 00:00:36.284 --> 00:00:38.805 all the way to the point that it's 'bout to overflow, 00:00:38.805 --> 00:00:41.446 a narcissistic jerk-off who at any moment will blow his load 00:00:41.446 --> 00:00:44.076 all over the Constitution. I'm sorry but I just hope they know 00:00:44.076 --> 00:00:47.085 that a mf'in trash can is a better place to go throw their vote. 00:00:47.085 --> 00:00:49.546 Your ideas, they scare me, but what's absurd is that 00:00:49.546 --> 00:00:52.186 you're able to brainwash these Americans and have 'em blurt it back 00:00:52.186 --> 00:00:55.062 "Let's make America great again" but the disturbing fact is just 00:00:55.062 --> 00:00:57.804 like Barnum & Bailey, you're nothing more than a circus act. 00:00:57.804 --> 00:01:00.255 [Pres. Trump voice] "Knock the crap out of him, would you? Seriously." 00:01:00.255 --> 00:01:02.736 "Damn, I cannot wait for the day that I get in the office." 00:01:02.736 --> 00:01:05.559 "Deport those Mexicans. That's gonna solve all of our problems." 00:01:05.559 --> 00:01:07.946 "And while I'm at it, I'm gonna be spending billions of dollars 00:01:07.946 --> 00:01:11.235 oppressing Muslim-Americans and building a wall that's stretchin' 00:01:11.235 --> 00:01:14.486 right up to heaven. What an excellent play. Don't care about the consequences 00:01:14.486 --> 00:01:17.567 that this rhetoric makes. When I'm in a position where I'll be the one 00:01:17.567 --> 00:01:19.826 regretting mistakes, I'll be building that f'in wall, 00:01:19.826 --> 00:01:22.516 and makin' Mexico pay. Now, that just seems like 00:01:22.516 --> 00:01:25.086 it's the greatest idea. Paint your religion far more vicious 00:01:25.086 --> 00:01:27.886 than it's able to appear. Divide and conquer is my agenda, 00:01:27.886 --> 00:01:30.452 and I'm makin' it clear. I'm spewin' out ignorance, 00:01:30.452 --> 00:01:33.288 racism, hatred, and fear. The funny part? That these idiots 00:01:33.288 --> 00:01:36.155 eat it up like it's apple pie. Protest my rally, you'll be leavin' there 00:01:36.155 --> 00:01:38.437 with a blackened eye. Not one thing that comes 00:01:38.437 --> 00:01:40.535 out of my mouth could ever baffle my supporters, 00:01:40.535 --> 00:01:42.933 'cause they're all too stupid to see that I'm asinine." 00:01:42.933 --> 00:01:45.534 I know you're asinine. You're just a trash talker. 00:01:45.534 --> 00:01:47.206 They think you're god. I can see through you 00:01:47.206 --> 00:01:48.897 like glass, Donald. A bully, a bigot, 00:01:48.897 --> 00:01:50.596 you're the most headless of horsemen. 00:01:50.596 --> 00:01:52.935 David Dukes endorses you, yet you refuse to condemn 00:01:52.935 --> 00:01:55.135 his endorsements. Islam can't hold its laughter 00:01:55.135 --> 00:01:58.617 inside when terror is the word that you use to categorize them. 00:01:58.617 --> 00:02:01.417 Bomb the middle east to shit and only shatter their lives in. 00:02:01.417 --> 00:02:04.067 George and Barack did. It only radicalized them. 00:02:04.067 --> 00:02:06.406 Your ideas, they are as useless as a degree from your college. 00:02:06.406 --> 00:02:09.325 You stepped on so many different necks to make it fill up your pockets. 00:02:09.325 --> 00:02:12.024 You have the nerve to say your success due to your skill or your knowledge? 00:02:12.024 --> 00:02:15.206 I mean you only started off with a small loan of a million dollars. 00:02:15.206 --> 00:02:20.705 Right? [Slow guitar] Corny-ass mf'er. [Slow guitar] 00:02:20.705 --> 00:02:23.285 You may be rich with dollars, but you're poor in taste. 00:02:23.285 --> 00:02:25.808 I wanna hock a f'in loogie in your orange face. 00:02:25.808 --> 00:02:28.056 You'll never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:02:28.056 --> 00:02:30.655 You can never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:02:30.655 --> 00:02:33.347 You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:02:33.347 --> 00:02:34.697 F Dillary Trumplon. 00:02:34.697 --> 00:02:35.857 [Music stops] [Rap beat] 00:02:35.857 --> 00:02:38.347 And it's a shame to see Democracy get set on a shelf, 00:02:38.347 --> 00:02:41.295 when you gotta pick between that buffoon and the devil herself. 00:02:41.295 --> 00:02:43.766 Sharper fangs than a snake's mouth. Well who could it be? 00:02:43.766 --> 00:02:46.586 I'm savin' the rest of this ammunition for you Hillary. 00:02:46.586 --> 00:02:49.266 We are so foolish to be casually casting our vote 00:02:49.266 --> 00:02:51.828 for a corporate war criminal that will slash any throat 00:02:51.828 --> 00:02:54.545 of anybody that came between her and her foulest of goals 00:02:54.545 --> 00:02:57.075 to reside inside of that white mansion and now have control 00:02:57.075 --> 00:02:59.674 A demon in disguise, it's scary as scary can get. 00:02:59.674 --> 00:03:02.387 Well Bernie beat you, but you already had your narrative set. 00:03:02.387 --> 00:03:04.975 To waltz up in the Oval Office really scares me to death. 00:03:04.975 --> 00:03:07.657 'Cause like Obama, you're nothin' more than a marionette. 00:03:07.657 --> 00:03:10.486 [Hillary laughter] 00:03:10.486 --> 00:03:13.528 "Y'know, I cannot wait to eat that Presidential puddin' 00:03:13.528 --> 00:03:16.052 Sign the TPE even though I said that I wouldn't 00:03:16.052 --> 00:03:18.744 And of course Bernie won, but you really think he'd defeat me? 00:03:18.744 --> 00:03:21.485 Tim Kaine stepped down as chairman so he could become my V.P. 00:03:21.485 --> 00:03:23.893 which made Debbie Wasserman-Schultz head of the D. N. G. 00:03:23.893 --> 00:03:26.904 She had NSA at the convention when Wikileaks leaked 00:03:26.904 --> 00:03:29.695 20,000 emails and data showed that we'd been riggin' the primaries 00:03:29.695 --> 00:03:33.375 in my favor, from the beginning. I appear to be loving and gentle 00:03:33.375 --> 00:03:35.796 but under the shell I'm dour. Really think that I'm interested 00:03:35.796 --> 00:03:37.506 in anything other than wealth and power? 00:03:37.506 --> 00:03:40.115 No matter what kinda dirt you could be throwin' against me, 00:03:40.115 --> 00:03:42.907 in the end we cannot afford a Donald Trump presidency." 00:03:42.907 --> 00:03:45.244 A feminist progressive steady gettin' them checks 00:03:45.244 --> 00:03:47.773 from governments that lynch gays and stone women to death. 00:03:47.773 --> 00:03:50.345 These puzzle pieces of malice just fill it in if you can 00:03:50.345 --> 00:03:53.287 from the coup in the Honduras to the child soldiers in the Sudan. 00:03:53.287 --> 00:03:56.137 Get the [?] notion apparently that we need her 00:03:56.137 --> 00:03:58.715 this woman's far more evil than America can perceive her. 00:03:58.715 --> 00:04:01.284 It's scarin' me out my seat, we could get away with treason 00:04:01.284 --> 00:04:04.076 Men committing election fraud on a scale that we've never seen it. 00:04:04.076 --> 00:04:06.655 It's clear this country's been under another foreign attack 00:04:06.655 --> 00:04:09.316 bailin' out the big banks with [?] on our back 00:04:09.316 --> 00:04:11.768 [?] supporters deplorable this, deplorable that 00:04:11.768 --> 00:04:14.531 You voted for The Patriot Act and the war in Iraq 00:04:14.531 --> 00:04:17.326 So take the gun Miss Donald Trump go and hold it to my head 00:04:17.326 --> 00:04:19.896 Say "Abracadabra," think that I'll vote for you instead 00:04:19.896 --> 00:04:22.726 Your two party system's broken gotta say my faith is busted 00:04:22.726 --> 00:04:26.096 well f you, Hillary Rodham Clinton and your rapist husband. 00:04:26.096 --> 00:04:28.357 [Slow guitar] 00:04:28.357 --> 00:04:31.177 That's it. That is exactly why 00:04:31.177 --> 00:04:35.061 I will never vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:04:35.061 --> 00:04:36.511 [Three guitar strums] 00:04:36.511 --> 00:04:39.177 The lesser of two evils is still evil. 00:04:39.177 --> 00:04:41.186 [Guitar speeds up] 00:04:41.186 --> 00:04:43.045 Mr. Trump, you can never get me to vote for 00:04:43.045 --> 00:04:44.235 Dillary Trumplon 00:04:44.235 --> 00:04:47.366 So, suck my d I won't vote for Dillary Trumplon. 00:04:47.366 --> 00:04:48.835 Thank you for listening.