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These are my thoughts 
on the 2016 Presidential election.

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[Slow guitar]

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It was all a show, it was all a show.
It was all a show.

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[Slow guitar]

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Yo. [Drums]
[Rap beat]

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You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon!

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You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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Fuck Dillary Trumplon

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Fuck Dillary Trump

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There is a show going on outside
I know that something's up

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I'll start the song off with you Donald,
you f'in duck

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A tiny mind, and a mouth
I'd be more than happy to muzzle shut

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Racism in America, seems that
you got it bubblin' up

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all the way to the point that
it's 'bout to overflow,

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a narcissistic jerk-off who at any
moment will blow his load

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all over the Constitution.
I'm sorry but I just hope they know

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that a mf'in trash can is a 
better place to go throw their vote.

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Your ideas, they scare me, but
what's absurd is that

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you're able to brainwash these
Americans and have 'em blurt it back

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"Let's make America great again"
but the disturbing fact is just

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like Barnum & Bailey,
you're nothing more than a circus act.

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[Pres. Trump voice] "Knock the crap 
out of him, would you? Seriously."

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"Damn, I cannot wait for the day
that I get in the office."

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"Deport those Mexicans. That's gonna
solve all of our problems."

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"And while I'm at it, I'm gonna be
spending billions of dollars

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oppressing Muslim-Americans and
building a wall that's stretchin'

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right up to heaven. What an excellent
play. Don't care about the consequences

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that this rhetoric makes. When I'm
in a position where I'll be the one

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regretting mistakes, I'll be
building that f'in wall,

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and makin' Mexico pay.
Now, that just seems like

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it's the greatest idea.
Paint your religion far more vicious

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than it's able to appear.
Divide and conquer is my agenda,

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and I'm makin' it clear. 
I'm spewin' out ignorance,

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racism, hatred, and fear.
The funny part? That these idiots

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eat it up like it's apple pie.
Protest my rally, you'll be leavin' there

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with a blackened eye.
Not one thing that comes

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out of my mouth could ever 
baffle my supporters,

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'cause they're all too stupid
to see that I'm asinine."

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I know you're asinine.
You're just a trash talker.

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They think you're god.
I can see through you

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like glass, Donald.
A bully, a bigot,

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you're the most
headless of horsemen.

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David Dukes endorses you,
yet you refuse to condemn

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his endorsements.
Islam can't hold its laughter

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inside when terror is the word
that you use to categorize them.

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Bomb the middle east to shit
and only shatter their lives in.

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George and Barack did.
It only radicalized them.

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Your ideas, they are as useless
as a degree from your college.

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You stepped on so many different necks
to make it fill up your pockets.

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You have the nerve to say your success
due to your skill or your knowledge?

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I mean you only started off with a small
loan of a million dollars.

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Right? [Slow guitar]
Corny-ass mf'er. [Slow guitar]

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You may be rich with dollars, but
you're poor in taste.

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I wanna hock a f'in loogie
in your orange face.

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You'll never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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You can never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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F Dillary Trumplon.

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[Music stops]
[Rap beat]

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And it's a shame to see
Democracy get set on a shelf,

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when you gotta pick between
that buffoon and the devil herself.

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Sharper fangs than a snake's mouth.
Well who could it be?

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I'm savin' the rest of this ammunition
for you Hillary.

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We are so foolish to be casually
casting our vote

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for a corporate war criminal
that will slash any throat

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of anybody that came between her
and her foulest of goals

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to reside inside of that white mansion
and now have control

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A demon in disguise, it's scary
as scary can get.

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Well Bernie beat you, but you already
had your narrative set.

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To waltz up in the Oval Office
really scares me to death.

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'Cause like Obama, you're nothin' more
than a marionette.

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[Hillary laughter]

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"Y'know, I cannot wait
to eat that Presidential puddin'

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Sign the TPE even though
I said that I wouldn't

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And of course Bernie won,
but you really think he'd defeat me?

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Tim Kaine stepped down as chairman
so he could become my V.P.

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which made Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
head of the D. N. G.

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She had NSA at the convention
when Wikileaks leaked

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20,000 emails and data showed 
that we'd been riggin' the primaries

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in my favor, from the beginning.
I appear to be loving and gentle

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but under the shell I'm dour.
Really think that I'm interested

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in anything other than wealth
and power?

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No matter what kinda dirt you could be
throwin' against me,

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in the end we cannot afford
a Donald Trump presidency."

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A feminist progressive
steady gettin' them checks

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from governments that lynch gays
and stone women to death.

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These puzzle pieces of malice
just fill it in if you can

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from the coup in the Honduras
to the child soldiers in the Sudan.

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Get the [?] notion
apparently that we need her

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this woman's far more evil
than America can perceive her.

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It's scarin' me out my seat,
we could get away with treason

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Men committing election fraud
on a scale that we've never seen it.

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It's clear this country's been under
another foreign attack

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bailin' out the big banks
with [?] on our back

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[?] supporters
deplorable this, deplorable that

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You voted for The Patriot Act
and the war in Iraq

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So take the gun Miss Donald Trump
go and hold it to my head

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Say "Abracadabra," think that
I'll vote for you instead

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Your two party system's broken
gotta say my faith is busted

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well f you, Hillary Rodham Clinton
and your rapist husband.

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[Slow guitar]

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That's it.
That is exactly why

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I will never vote
for Dillary Trumplon.

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[Three guitar strums]

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The lesser of two evils
is still evil.

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[Guitar speeds up]

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Mr. Trump,
you can never get me to vote for

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Dillary Trumplon

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So, suck my d I won't vote for
Dillary Trumplon.

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Thank you for listening.