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These are my thoughts [br]on the 2016 Presidential election.

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[Slow guitar]

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It was all a show, it was all a show.[br]It was all a show.

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[Slow guitar]

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Yo. [Drums][br][Rap beat]

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You could never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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You could never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon!

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You could never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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Fuck Dillary Trumplon

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Fuck Dillary Trump

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There is a show going on outside[br]I know that something's up

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I'll start the song off with you Donald,[br]you f'in duck

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A tiny mind, and a mouth[br]I'd be more than happy to muzzle shut

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Racism in America, seems that[br]you got it bubblin' up

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all the way to the point that[br]it's 'bout to overflow,

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a narcissistic jerk-off who at any[br]moment will blow his load

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all over the Constitution.[br]I'm sorry but I just hope they know

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that a mf'in trash can is a [br]better place to go throw their vote.

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Your ideas, they scare me, but[br]what's absurd is that

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you're able to brainwash these[br]Americans and have 'em blurt it back

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"Let's make America great again"[br]but the disturbing fact is just

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like Barnum & Bailey,[br]you're nothing more than a circus act.

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[Pres. Trump voice] "Knock the crap [br]out of him, would you? Seriously."

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"Damn, I cannot wait for the day[br]that I get in the office."

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"Deport those Mexicans. That's gonna[br]solve all of our problems."

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"And while I'm at it, I'm gonna be[br]spending billions of dollars

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oppressing Muslim-Americans and[br]building a wall that's stretchin'

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right up to heaven. What an excellent[br]play. Don't care about the consequences

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that this rhetoric makes. When I'm[br]in a position where I'll be the one

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regretting mistakes, I'll be[br]building that f'in wall,

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and makin' Mexico pay.[br]Now, that just seems like

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it's the greatest idea.[br]Paint your religion far more vicious

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than it's able to appear.[br]Divide and conquer is my agenda,

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and I'm makin' it clear. [br]I'm spewin' out ignorance,

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racism, hatred, and fear.[br]The funny part? That these idiots

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eat it up like it's apple pie.[br]Protest my rally, you'll be leavin' there

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with a blackened eye.[br]Not one thing that comes

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out of my mouth could ever [br]baffle my supporters,

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'cause they're all too stupid[br]to see that I'm asinine."

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I know you're asinine.[br]You're just a trash talker.

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They think you're god.[br]I can see through you

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like glass, Donald.[br]A bully, a bigot,

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you're the most[br]headless of horsemen.

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David Dukes endorses you,[br]yet you refuse to condemn

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his endorsements.[br]Islam can't hold its laughter

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inside when terror is the word[br]that you use to categorize them.

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Bomb the middle east to shit[br]and only shatter their lives in.

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George and Barack did.[br]It only radicalized them.

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Your ideas, they are as useless[br]as a degree from your college.

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You stepped on so many different necks[br]to make it fill up your pockets.

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You have the nerve to say your success[br]due to your skill or your knowledge?

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I mean you only started off with a small[br]loan of a million dollars.

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Right? [Slow guitar][br]Corny-ass mf'er. [Slow guitar]

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You may be rich with dollars, but[br]you're poor in taste.

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I wanna hock a f'in loogie[br]in your orange face.

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You'll never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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You can never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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You could never get me to vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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F Dillary Trumplon.

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[Music stops][br][Rap beat]

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And it's a shame to see[br]Democracy get set on a shelf,

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when you gotta pick between[br]that buffoon and the devil herself.

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Sharper fangs than a snake's mouth.[br]Well who could it be?

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I'm savin' the rest of this ammunition[br]for you Hillary.

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We are so foolish to be casually[br]casting our vote

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for a corporate war criminal[br]that will slash any throat

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of anybody that came between her[br]and her foulest of goals

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to reside inside of that white mansion[br]and now have control

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A demon in disguise, it's scary[br]as scary can get.

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Well Bernie beat you, but you already[br]had your narrative set.

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To waltz up in the Oval Office[br]really scares me to death.

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'Cause like Obama, you're nothin' more[br]than a marionette.

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[Hillary laughter]

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"Y'know, I cannot wait[br]to eat that Presidential puddin'

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Sign the TPE even though[br]I said that I wouldn't

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And of course Bernie won,[br]but you really think he'd defeat me?

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Tim Kaine stepped down as chairman[br]so he could become my V.P.

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which made Debbie Wasserman-Schultz[br]head of the D. N. G.

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She had NSA at the convention[br]when Wikileaks leaked

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20,000 emails and data showed [br]that we'd been riggin' the primaries

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in my favor, from the beginning.[br]I appear to be loving and gentle

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but under the shell I'm dour.[br]Really think that I'm interested

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in anything other than wealth[br]and power?

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No matter what kinda dirt you could be[br]throwin' against me,

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in the end we cannot afford[br]a Donald Trump presidency."

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A feminist progressive[br]steady gettin' them checks

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from governments that lynch gays[br]and stone women to death.

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These puzzle pieces of malice[br]just fill it in if you can

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from the coup in the Honduras[br]to the child soldiers in the Sudan.

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Get the [?] notion[br]apparently that we need her

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this woman's far more evil[br]than America can perceive her.

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It's scarin' me out my seat,[br]we could get away with treason

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Men committing election fraud[br]on a scale that we've never seen it.

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It's clear this country's been under[br]another foreign attack

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bailin' out the big banks[br]with [?] on our back

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[?] supporters[br]deplorable this, deplorable that

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You voted for The Patriot Act[br]and the war in Iraq

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So take the gun Miss Donald Trump[br]go and hold it to my head

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Say "Abracadabra," think that[br]I'll vote for you instead

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Your two party system's broken[br]gotta say my faith is busted

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well f you, Hillary Rodham Clinton[br]and your rapist husband.

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[Slow guitar]

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That's it.[br]That is exactly why

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I will never vote[br]for Dillary Trumplon.

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[Three guitar strums]

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The lesser of two evils[br]is still evil.

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[Guitar speeds up]

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Mr. Trump,[br]you can never get me to vote for

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Dillary Trumplon

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So, suck my d I won't vote for[br]Dillary Trumplon.

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Thank you for listening.