These are my thoughts
on the 2016 Presidential election.
[Slow guitar]
It was all a show, it was all a show.
It was all a show.
[Slow guitar]
Yo. [Drums]
[Rap beat]
You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon!
You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
Fuck Dillary Trumplon
Fuck Dillary Trump
There is a show going on outside
I know that something's up
I'll start the song off with you Donald,
you f'in duck
A tiny mind, and a mouth
I'd be more than happy to muzzle shut
Racism in America, seems that
you got it bubblin' up
all the way to the point that
it's 'bout to overflow,
a narcissistic jerk-off who at any
moment will blow his load
all over the Constitution.
I'm sorry but I just hope they know
that a mf'in trash can is a
better place to go throw their vote.
Your ideas, they scare me, but
what's absurd is that
you're able to brainwash these
Americans and have 'em blurt it back
"Let's make America great again"
but the disturbing fact is just
like Barnum & Bailey,
you're nothing more than a circus act.
[Pres. Trump voice] "Knock the crap
out of him, would you? Seriously."
"Damn, I cannot wait for the day
that I get in the office."
"Deport those Mexicans. That's gonna
solve all of our problems."
"And while I'm at it, I'm gonna be
spending billions of dollars
oppressing Muslim-Americans and
building a wall that's stretchin'
right up to heaven. What an excellent
play. Don't care about the consequences
that this rhetoric makes. When I'm
in a position where I'll be the one
regretting mistakes, I'll be
building that f'in wall,
and makin' Mexico pay.
Now, that just seems like
it's the greatest idea.
Paint your religion far more vicious
than it's able to appear.
Divide and conquer is my agenda,
and I'm makin' it clear.
I'm spewin' out ignorance,
racism, hatred, and fear.
The funny part? That these idiots
eat it up like it's apple pie.
Protest my rally, you'll be leavin' there
with a blackened eye.
Not one thing that comes
out of my mouth could ever
baffle my supporters,
'cause they're all too stupid
to see that I'm asinine."
I know you're asinine.
You're just a trash talker.
They think you're god.
I can see through you
like glass, Donald.
A bully, a bigot,
you're the most
headless of horsemen.
David Dukes endorses you,
yet you refuse to condemn
his endorsements.
Islam can't hold its laughter
inside when terror is the word
that you use to categorize them.
Bomb the middle east to shit
and only shatter their lives in.
George and Barack did.
It only radicalized them.
Your ideas, they are as useless
as a degree from your college.
You stepped on so many different necks
to make it fill up your pockets.
You have the nerve to say your success
due to your skill or your knowledge?
I mean you only started off with a small
loan of a million dollars.
Right? [Slow guitar]
Corny-ass mf'er. [Slow guitar]
You may be rich with dollars, but
you're poor in taste.
I wanna hock a f'in loogie
in your orange face.
You'll never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
You can never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
You could never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
F Dillary Trumplon.
[Music stops]
[Rap beat]
And it's a shame to see
Democracy get set on a shelf,
when you gotta pick between
that buffoon and the devil herself.
Sharper fangs than a snake's mouth.
Well who could it be?
I'm savin' the rest of this ammunition
for you Hillary.
We are so foolish to be casually
casting our vote
for a corporate war criminal
that will slash any throat
of anybody that came between her
and her foulest of goals
to reside inside of that white mansion
and now have control
A demon in disguise, it's scary
as scary can get.
Well Bernie beat you, but you already
had your narrative set.
To waltz up in the Oval Office
really scares me to death.
'Cause like Obama, you're nothin' more
than a marionette.
[Hillary laughter]
"Y'know, I cannot wait
to eat that Presidential puddin'
Sign the TPE even though
I said that I wouldn't
And of course Bernie won,
but you really think he'd defeat me?
Tim Kaine stepped down as chairman
so he could become my V.P.
which made Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
head of the D. N. G.
She had NSA at the convention
when Wikileaks leaked
20,000 emails and data showed
that we'd been riggin' the primaries
in my favor, from the beginning.
I appear to be loving and gentle
but under the shell I'm dour.
Really think that I'm interested
in anything other than wealth
and power?
No matter what kinda dirt you could be
throwin' against me,
in the end we cannot afford
a Donald Trump presidency."
A feminist progressive
steady gettin' them checks
from governments that lynch gays
and stone women to death.
These puzzle pieces of malice
just fill it in if you can
from the coup in the Honduras
to the child soldiers in the Sudan.
Get the [?] notion
apparently that we need her
this woman's far more evil
than America can perceive her.
It's scarin' me out my seat,
we could get away with treason
Men committing election fraud
on a scale that we've never seen it.
It's clear this country's been under
another foreign attack
bailin' out the big banks
with [?] on our back
[?] supporters
deplorable this, deplorable that
You voted for The Patriot Act
and the war in Iraq
So take the gun Miss Donald Trump
go and hold it to my head
Say "Abracadabra," think that
I'll vote for you instead
Your two party system's broken
gotta say my faith is busted
well f you, Hillary Rodham Clinton
and your rapist husband.
[Slow guitar]
That's it.
That is exactly why
I will never vote
for Dillary Trumplon.
[Three guitar strums]
The lesser of two evils
is still evil.
[Guitar speeds up]
Mr. Trump,
you can never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon
So, suck my d I won't vote for
Dillary Trumplon.
Thank you for listening.