These are my thoughts on the 2016 Presidential election.
[Slow guitar]
It was all a show, it was all a show. It was all a show.
[Slow guitar]
Yo. [Drums] [Rap beat]
You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon.
You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon!
You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon.
Fuck Dillary Trumplon
Fuck Dillary Trump
There is a show going on outside I know that something's up
I'll start the song off with you Donald, you f'in duck
A tiny mind, and a mouth I'd be more than happy to muzzle shut
Racism in America, seems that you got it bubblin' up
all the way to the point that it's 'bout to overflow,
a narcissistic jerk-off who at any moment will blow his load
all over the Constitution. I'm sorry but I just hope they know
that a mf'in trash can is a better place to go throw their vote.
Your ideas, they scare me, but what's absurd is that
you're able to brainwash these Americans and have 'em blurt it back
"Let's make America great again" but the disturbing fact is just
like Barnum & Bailey, you're nothing more than a circus act.
[Pres. Trump voice] "Knock the crap out of him, would you? Seriously."
"Damn, I cannot wait for the day that I get in the office."
"Deport those Mexicans. That's gonna solve all of our problems."
"And while I'm at it, I'm gonna be spending billions of dollars
oppressing Muslim-Americans and building a wall that's stretchin'
right up to heaven. What an excellent play. Don't care about the consequences
that this rhetoric makes. When I'm in a position where I'll be the one
regretting mistakes, I'll be building that f'in wall,
and makin' Mexico pay. Now, that just seems like
it's the greatest idea. Paint your religion far more vicious
than it's able to appear. Divide and conquer is my agenda,
and I'm makin' it clear. I'm spewin' out ignorance,
racism, hatred, and fear. The funny part? That these idiots
eat it up like it's apple pie. Protest my rally, you'll be leavin' there
with a blackened eye. Not one thing that comes
out of my mouth could ever baffle my supporters,
'cause they're all too stupid to see that I'm asinine."
I know you're asinine. You're just a trash talker.
They think you're god. I can see through you
like glass, Donald. A bully, a bigot,
you're the most headless of horsemen.
David Dukes endorses you, yet you refuse to condemn
his endorsements. Islam can't hold its laughter
inside when terror is the word that you use to categorize them.
Bomb the middle east to shit and only shatter their lives in.
George and Barack did. It only radicalized them.
Your ideas, they are as useless as a degree from your college.
You stepped on so many different necks to make it fill up your pockets.
You have the nerve to say your success due to your skill or your knowledge?
I mean you only started off with a small loan of a million dollars.
Right? [Slow guitar] Corny-ass mf'er. [Slow guitar]
You may be rich with dollars, but you're poor in taste.
I wanna hock a f'in loogie in your orange face.
You'll never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon.
You can never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon.
You could never get me to vote for Dillary Trumplon.
F Dillary Trumplon.
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And it's a shame to see Democracy get set on a shelf,
when you gotta pick between that buffoon and the devil herself.
Sharper fangs than a snake's mouth. Well who could it be?
I'm savin' the rest of this ammunition for you Hillary.
We are so foolish to be casually casting our vote
for a corporate war criminal that will slash any throat
of anybody that came between her and her foulest of goals
to reside inside of that white mansion and now have control
A demon in disguise, it's scary as scary can get.
Well Bernie beat you, but you already had your narrative set.
To waltz up in the Oval Office really scares me to death.
'Cause like Obama, you're nothin' more than a marionette.
[Hillary laughter]
"Y'know, I cannot wait to eat that Presidential puddin'
Sign the TPE even though I said that I wouldn't
And of course Bernie won, but you really think he'd defeat me?
Tim Kaine stepped down as chairman so he could become my V.P.
which made Debbie Wasserman-Schultz head of the D. N. G.
She had NSA at the convention when Wikileaks leaked
20,000 emails and data showed that we'd been in the primaries
in my favor, from the beginning. I appear to be loving and gentle
but under the shell I'm dour. Really think that I'm interested
in anything other than wealth and power?
No matter what kinda dirt you could be throwin' against me,
in the end we cannot afford a Donald Trump presidency."
A feminist progressive steady gettin' them checks
from governments that lynch gays and stone women to death.
These puzzle pieces of malice just fill it in if you can
from the coup in the Honduras to the child soldiers in the Sudan.
Get the [?] notion apparently that we need her
this woman's far more evil than America can perceive her.
It's scarin' me out my seat, we could get away with treason
Men committing election fraud on a scale that we've never seen it.
It's clear this country's been under another foreign attack
bailin' out the big banks with [?] on our back
[?] supporters deplorable this, deplorable that
You voted for The Patriot Act and the war in Iraq
So take the gun Miss Donald Trump go and hold it to my head
Say "Abracadabra," think that I'll vote for you instead
Your two party system's broken gotta say my faith is busted
well f you, Hillary Rodham Clinton and your rapist husband.
[Slow guitar]
That's it. That is exactly why
I will never vote for Dillary Trumplon.
[Three guitar strums]
The lesser of two evils is still evil.
[Guitar speeds up]
Mr. Trump, you can never get me to vote for
Dillary Trumplon
So, suck my d I won't vote for Dillary Trumplon.
Thank you for listening.