1 00:00:15,612 --> 00:00:17,702 You told me you'd be there for me! 2 00:00:17,742 --> 00:00:20,108 Calm down, just calm down, calm down! 3 00:00:24,719 --> 00:00:26,821 Tired of blisters on your fingers? 4 00:00:27,104 --> 00:00:28,729 Need a helping hand at home? 5 00:00:29,102 --> 00:00:30,667 You need Blinky! 6 00:00:30,869 --> 00:00:32,741 Hi, my name's Blinky. 7 00:00:32,781 --> 00:00:35,454 The household robot with a mind of its own. 8 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,630 He's a servant, a helper, and a friend 9 00:00:38,990 --> 00:00:40,309 Kids are gonna love Blinky and you will too! 10 00:00:40,349 --> 00:00:45,228 Blinky is so helpful around the house, it's brought us together and made us closer as a family. 11 00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:47,276 He's my new best friend! 12 00:00:47,316 --> 00:00:48,618 He's just like one of the family. 13 00:00:48,658 --> 00:00:50,988 All my friends have one... 14 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,428 Hi honey what's going on? 15 00:00:56,785 --> 00:00:58,455 I know what I want for Christmas. 16 00:01:05,518 --> 00:01:07,321 Hi, my name's Blinky... 17 00:01:07,361 --> 00:01:10,005 ...and I just want to be your friend. 18 00:01:10,188 --> 00:01:12,186 Will you be my friend? 19 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:16,494 It's officially the best Christmas ever. 20 00:01:17,832 --> 00:01:18,993 I'll never get sick of him. 21 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:23,724 Music plays 22 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:30,643 99, 98, 97, 96, 23 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:36,494 95, 94, 93, 92... 24 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:51,308 Muffled shouting. 25 00:03:43,487 --> 00:03:48,138 99, 98, 97, 96, 26 00:03:48,481 --> 00:03:54,145 95, 94, 93, 92, ... 27 00:03:54,473 --> 00:04:00,725 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 28 00:04:01,997 --> 00:04:04,889 Ready or not here I come... 29 00:04:21,516 --> 00:04:23,045 I found you. 30 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:28,179 Yeah, I got bored waiting around. 31 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:30,680 Would you like to play another game? 32 00:04:35,402 --> 00:04:36,202 Sure. 33 00:04:39,836 --> 00:04:43,809 999,862 34 00:04:44,302 --> 00:04:48,312 999,861 35 00:04:48,699 --> 00:04:51,934 999,860 36 00:04:52,465 --> 00:04:56,848 999,859 37 00:05:01,117 --> 00:05:03,368 Muffled signs of parents arguing in background. 38 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:22,210 999,861 39 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,800 999,860 40 00:05:26,381 --> 00:05:28,289 - 999... - Stop counting. 41 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:30,334 No problem. 42 00:05:32,377 --> 00:05:33,808 Why did you stop counting? 43 00:05:33,848 --> 00:05:36,798 - I'm sorry, would you like me to continuel? - Yeah. 44 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:40,214 And I want you to stay completely still for the next 24 hours. 45 00:05:40,736 --> 00:05:41,886 No problem. 46 00:05:42,326 --> 00:05:46,138 999,862 47 00:05:46,609 --> 00:05:50,530 999,861 48 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:54,596 999,860 49 00:05:57,849 --> 00:05:58,743 Clean this! 50 00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:01,916 No problem, I like to clean things. 51 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:04,905 Why did you move? I told you not to move. 52 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,989 I told you not to stop counting. 53 00:06:07,029 --> 00:06:09,434 I'm sorry, would you like me to continue? 54 00:06:09,474 --> 00:06:12,093 You have to do everything I say, I own you! 55 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,211 No problem. 56 00:06:14,163 --> 00:06:16,195 999... 57 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:19,335 What use are you anyway? All you're good for is cooking and cleaning and playing stupid games! 58 00:06:20,187 --> 00:06:23,154 Can you make my parents stop fighting? Can you do that? 59 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,630 No problem. 60 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:30,815 I could tell you to kill everybody, and you'd just stand there blinking like an idiot! 61 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:32,421 No problem. 62 00:06:33,402 --> 00:06:35,549 What does it matter? Go on... 63 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:38,155 Kill my parents, kill me. - No problem. 64 00:06:38,195 --> 00:06:40,048 - Kill the dog, kill everyone. - No problem. 65 00:06:40,212 --> 00:06:43,825 No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem... 66 00:06:51,194 --> 00:06:51,944 Mom! 67 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:54,376 No problem, no problem, no problem... 68 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:55,772 Blinky's broken. 69 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:59,439 No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem... 70 00:07:11,257 --> 00:07:12,663 What did you do to him? 71 00:07:13,213 --> 00:07:15,464 I didn't do anything, I think he's broken or something. 72 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:17,775 We need to get a new one. 73 00:07:17,815 --> 00:07:19,891 Just turn him off and turn him back on again. 74 00:07:20,728 --> 00:07:25,418 And if you make another mess like that I'm going to make Blinky clean and cook you for dinner. 75 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,217 I didn't do it, Blinky did it! 76 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:29,485 Don't start with me, I am not in the mood. 77 00:07:29,525 --> 00:07:30,345 Clean it up! 78 00:07:30,605 --> 00:07:41,048 No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem... 79 00:07:45,281 --> 00:07:49,768 Hi my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend. 80 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,392 Will you be my friend? 81 00:07:54,093 --> 00:07:57,343 Go on, do as you're told. Clean it up! 82 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,746 Would you like to play another game? 83 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:20,643 Go away. 84 00:08:22,865 --> 00:08:26,651 999,862 85 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:27,622 What? 86 00:08:29,572 --> 00:08:31,167 Get out of my room. 87 00:08:32,022 --> 00:08:33,932 Go annoy someone else. 88 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,241 Stop looking at me like that. 89 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,702 What do you want? 90 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:44,516 I just want to be your friend. 91 00:08:44,894 --> 00:08:47,860 I did what you asked Did I do good? 92 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,931 I just want to be your friend. 93 00:08:53,296 --> 00:08:56,322 Lets be frrrrieeeends... 94 00:08:57,609 --> 00:08:59,115 I don't trust him. 95 00:08:59,764 --> 00:09:01,702 I don't understand you Alex. 96 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,206 Why would he hurt Rosie? It makes no sense. 97 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:08,864 I just don't trust him. 98 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,936 Why won't you believe me? 99 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:14,816 Because you're bored with him and you're just trying to make us buy a newer one, that's why. 100 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:19,540 A clear frontrunner has appeared in the so-called robotics race. 101 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:23,495 Shellcore has announced that its prototype defence unit codenamed Warmachine... 102 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:26,985 ...is ready for public testing after several expensive setbacks. 103 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:30,216 ...the family I just want to be your friend. 104 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:33,430 Would you like to play another game? 105 00:09:40,282 --> 00:09:43,432 - Look at the mess you've made - What? 106 00:09:43,472 --> 00:09:45,654 You did this, clean it up! 107 00:09:46,657 --> 00:09:47,939 No problem. 108 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:51,583 ...excessive exposure to water... 109 00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:53,895 ...make sure Blinky is updated with the latest downloadable firmware updates... 110 00:09:53,953 --> 00:09:56,915 ...make sure Blinky is serviced at least once every 2 months... 111 00:09:56,955 --> 00:10:04,229 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. 112 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:09,191 Ready or not, here I come... 113 00:10:11,217 --> 00:10:13,024 Do you like your meatballs? 114 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,601 They're fine, thank you. 115 00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,143 Have you seen Alex? 116 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:20,115 No problem. Alex is right here. 117 00:10:20,155 --> 00:10:21,799 I recycled him. 118 00:10:21,839 --> 00:10:24,572 I don't understand you Blinky. What do you mean? 119 00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:27,784 I killed him and cooked him for dinner. You're eating him. 120 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:29,587 Did I do good? 121 00:10:41,387 --> 00:10:48,796 Shellcore has issued a full product recall and full refund. please call.... 122 00:10:50,162 --> 00:10:52,846 Ready or not, here I come... 123 00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:58,824 Hi, my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.