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You told me you'd be there for me!

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Calm down, just calm down, calm down!

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Tired of blisters on your fingers?

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Need a helping hand at home?

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You need Blinky!

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Hi, my name's Blinky.

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The household robot with a mind of its own.

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He's a servant, a helper, and a friend

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Kids are gonna love Blinky and you will too!

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Blinky is so helpful around the house, it's brought us together and made us closer as a family.

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He's my new best friend!

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He's just like one of the family.

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All my friends have one...

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Hi honey what's going on?

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I know what I want for Christmas.

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Hi, my name's Blinky...

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...and I just want to be your friend.

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Will you be my friend?

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It's officially the best Christmas ever.

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I'll never get sick of him.

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<i>Music plays</i>

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99, 98, 97, 96,

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95, 94, 93, 92...

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<i>Muffled shouting.</i>

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99, 98, 97, 96,

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95, 94, 93, 92, ...

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7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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Ready or not here I come...

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I found you.

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Yeah, I got bored waiting around.

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Would you like to play another game?

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Sure.

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999,862

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999,861

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999,860

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999,859

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<i>Muffled signs of parents arguing in background.</i>

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999,861

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999,860

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- 999...[br]- Stop counting.

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No problem.

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Why did you stop counting?

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- I'm sorry, would you like me to continuel?[br]- Yeah.

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And I want you to stay completely still for the next 24 hours.

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No problem.

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999,862

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999,861

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999,860

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Clean this!

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No problem, I like to clean things.

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Why did you move?[br]I told you not to move.

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I told you not to stop counting.

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I'm sorry, would you like me to continue?

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You have to do everything I say, I own you!

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No problem.

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999...

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What use are you anyway? All you're good for is cooking and cleaning and playing stupid games!

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Can you make my parents stop fighting? Can you do that?

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No problem.

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I could tell you to kill everybody, and you'd just stand there blinking like an idiot!

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No problem.

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What does it matter? Go on...

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Kill my parents, kill me.[br]- No problem.

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- Kill the dog, kill everyone.[br]- No problem.

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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...

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Mom!

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No problem, no problem, no problem...

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Blinky's broken.

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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...

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What did you do to him?

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I didn't do anything, I think he's broken or something.

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We need to get a new one.

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Just turn him off and turn him back on again.

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And if you make another mess like that I'm going to make Blinky clean and cook you for dinner.

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I didn't do it, Blinky did it!

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Don't start with me, I am not in the mood.

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Clean it up!

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No problem, no problem, no problem, no problem...

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Hi my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.

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Will you be my friend?

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Go on, do as you're told.[br]Clean it up!

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Would you like to play another game?

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Go away.

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999,862

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What?

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Get out of my room.

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Go annoy someone else.

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Stop looking at me like that.

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What do you want?

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I just want to be your friend.

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I did what you asked[br]Did I do good?

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I just want to be your friend.

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Lets be frrrrieeeends...

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I don't trust him.

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I don't understand you Alex.

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Why would he hurt Rosie?[br]It makes no sense.

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I just don't trust him.

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Why won't you believe me?

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Because you're bored with him and you're just trying to make us buy a newer one, that's why.

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A clear frontrunner has appeared in the so-called robotics race.

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Shellcore has announced that its prototype defence unit codenamed Warmachine...

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...is ready for public testing after several expensive setbacks.

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...the family[br]I just want to be your friend.

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Would you like to play another game?

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- Look at the mess you've made[br]- What?

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You did this, clean it up!

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No problem.

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...excessive exposure to water...

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...make sure Blinky is updated with the latest downloadable firmware updates...

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...make sure Blinky is serviced at least once every 2 months...

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7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..

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Ready or not, here I come...

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Do you like your meatballs?

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They're fine, thank you.

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Have you seen Alex?

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No problem.[br]Alex is right here.

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I recycled him.

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I don't understand you Blinky. [br]What do you mean?

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I killed him and cooked him for dinner.[br]You're eating him.

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Did I do good?

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Shellcore has issued a full product recall and full refund. please call....

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Ready or not, here I come...

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Hi, my name's Blinky and I just want to be your friend.