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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.75,0:00:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my life, I've met\Na lot of psychologists.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.51,0:00:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, times have changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.76,0:00:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I changed too, you could say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.27,0:00:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, psychologists come to see me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.27,0:00:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.26,0:00:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They ask for my advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.76,0:00:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They tell me all about their booboos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.52,0:00:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Josef, help us,\Nmy boyfriend / girlfriend left.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.52,0:00:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can I do?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.28,0:00:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes, those who used to \Nwant me under guardianship,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.66,0:00:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now come ask me to lend them money,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.54,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because their bank\Ncancelled their credit card.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.78,0:00:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I tell them how lucky\Nthey are that I am autistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.28,0:00:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I could charge them for this.\N(Langhter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.51,0:00:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would charge a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.11,0:01:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.25,0:01:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lacan would have been a clown next to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.53,0:01:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everything should be paid in cash,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.26,0:01:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I also have administrative phobia.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.26,0:01:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.79,0:01:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.78,0:01:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I think,\Nthere are more efficient ways
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.50,0:01:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to heal small and big societal neuroses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than talking on a couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.26,0:01:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I suggest traveling.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.77,0:01:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! Traveling!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.52,0:01:34.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It didn't start right for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.53,0:01:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't born to travel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.51,0:01:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, some years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.27,0:01:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the big journey for me\Nwas doing three bus stations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.51,0:01:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It would stress me\Nand traumatize me for weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.75,0:01:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm not even telling you\Nabout the sedative periods.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.26,0:01:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should not travel in France
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.51,0:01:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you have disabilities.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.27,0:02:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should stay within your four walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.28,0:02:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I did leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.76,0:02:08.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I applied parts\Nof the Golda Meir doctrine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.27,0:02:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Golda Meir pointed out that for her,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.79,0:02:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the chance of her lifetime was to be ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.26,0:02:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she was ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.77,0:02:19.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.97,0:02:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really helpful, by the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.74,0:02:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to know you're not\Nthe only one in that case.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.16,0:02:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.18,0:02:27.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But still, let me tell you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.78,0:02:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between just being ugly,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.37,0:02:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and being ugly and autistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.62,0:02:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the French comic Coluche would say,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.39,0:02:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's really difficult to up the ante.\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.78,0:02:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only mandates from abroad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.74,0:02:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please imagine, autistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.78,0:02:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's an insult,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.24,0:02:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we call our politicians that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.74,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, how does it work in concrete terms,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.76,0:02:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,therapy by traveling?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.50,0:02:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's pretty simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.97,0:02:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget all you've been told.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.25,0:03:00.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget those stories\Nabout all the pleasure cities.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.78,0:03:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget about trendy cities,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.25,0:03:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the places to be,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.24,0:03:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be just another sardine\Namong other sardines.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.27,0:03:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.27,0:03:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traveling is worthy only\Nif it's risky at heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.24,0:03:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Traveling is a long apprenticeship.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.52,0:03:24.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You need to feel uncomfortable\Nbefore the trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.26,0:03:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how you make progress.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.52,0:03:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give you\Na very convenient example.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.76,0:03:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suppose you have time ahead of you,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.77,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can only choose\Nbetween two places.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.24,0:03:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's say you must choose\Nbetween Barcelona and Isfahan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.73,0:03:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, Barcelona has everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.28,0:03:52.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barcelona has bars, drinking places.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.76,0:03:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barcelona has a beach,\Nsunlight, you name it,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.78,0:03:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's not so far away.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.78,0:04:02.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we've been there before,\Nmaybe we know the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.51,0:04:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isfahan... well no, it's not like that.\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.26,0:04:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, you have to find it on the map.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.25,0:04:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, oh god, you'll notice it's in Iran.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.75,0:04:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.27,0:04:17.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should we get a life insurance?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.50,0:04:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe ask for the last rites?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.01,0:04:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, to each his own.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.29,0:04:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, all the tiring weeks,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.79,0:04:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the worry you feel before going.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.26,0:04:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.53,0:04:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's say your colleague\Nwent to Barcelona.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.52,0:04:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How will he feel when he comes back?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.02,0:04:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He won't get anything\Nout of his trip to Barcelona.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.76,0:04:52.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't get me started on the hangover!\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.24,0:04:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you, who have been\Nto Isfahan, for example,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.25,0:05:00.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll never forget Isfahan's palaces,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.26,0:05:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,its roses, its gardens, its limitless.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.24,0:05:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when the gray and low sky of winter\Nwill come where you live,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.52,0:05:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well, in front of your eyes,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.51,0:05:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll constantly see\Nthe poets lines dancing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.29,0:05:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Speaking Iranian)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.51,0:05:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But for me, you know, restless soul,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.25,0:05:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not very West but East.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.26,0:05:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ran away again, further East.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.53,0:05:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went several times\Nin the tribal zones in Balochistan.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.23,0:05:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This place may be one of the most lost
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.75,0:05:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,among the lost corners of the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.76,0:05:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's there, with nomads,\Nin zones called "terrorists,"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.28,0:05:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I've been the most accepted.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.29,0:05:57.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's there, where I wasn't, if I may,\Nan autistic guy anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.25,0:05:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those nomads,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.27,0:06:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, I stole a secret from them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.78,0:06:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe the human being
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.77,0:06:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is, in fact, not made for sedentary life.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.54,0:06:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Human being is not\Nborn to stay inside walls -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.76,0:06:16.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walls which can only become our tomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.78,0:06:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Human being is not born\Nto settle for one language.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.51,0:06:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monolingualism is a modern invention,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.04,0:06:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's not the best, far from it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.75,0:06:33.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, while traveling,\Nleave your illusions behind,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.75,0:06:36.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but most of all, remove the barriers -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.26,0:06:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the barriers of, let's say,\Nyour confort zone,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.28,0:06:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,restricting your movements\Nto your known universe.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.77,0:06:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Illusions barriers for the immediate\Nsatisfaction of all your desires
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.26,0:06:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and your passing needs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.52,0:06:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Travels are not there\Nto satisfy your passing needs.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.55,0:07:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Travels are there to change them,\Nto change us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.28,0:07:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Travels, as would say the tireless\Ndeserts traveller, Theodore Monod,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.97,0:07:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,travels are a quiet teacher,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.51,0:07:13.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this quiet teacher,\Nwhat does he have to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.50,0:07:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, when these barriers will be removed,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.52,0:07:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only what we have in common will be left,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.24,0:07:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether we're nomads,\NBalochis from the desert ends,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.76,0:07:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether we're city-dwellers\Nfrom the far west,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.50,0:07:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it is, I believe, I'm sure of it,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.27,0:07:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our shared humanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.25,0:07:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.52,0:07:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)