- Ace Ventura? Drive?
(Paper rustling)
- Not much talking going on in a motor film.
Ace: Right! Drive!
- Adam Sandler auditioning for 'Drive'.
I.. I give you five minutes. When that... Anything happens in that five minutes and it's yours.
I don't know how to drive.
I w on't sit while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
So he never gets to shag?
So I steal a car, even though I have my own car, and then I drive a car in a movie?
I have this money. It's a lot of it. I could run with it, or I could give it to you.
I really don't want to fight, but if I have to, I know that I can defend myself.
I don't sit while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive. You understand?
- Can we start from the top, Ben? I didn't understand a word you just said.
Okay, okay. (unintelligible)
- Still, I'm having trouble making out what you're saying.
Ah, yeah. (Even worse mouth sounds from Ben) I drive.
Are these all the lines I have?
- Right, well, he's a quiet character. Colin: A quiet character?
- Show us more of your personality. Colin: Personality? - Yeah.
(Colin making car sounds)
It's bad luck if you go underneath.
I DON'T carry a gun! I DRIVE! (Fluttering)
How you doin'?
(silence)
Hey, I know when you're lying, and you're lying.
- Mark, can you sound more menacing? You sound too friendly. Mark: Yeah.
Hey! I know you're lying, so tell me the truth.
If you don't call your boss up, I'm gonna smash you're teeth in, just like I did your finger.
- Who are you again? Orlando: I'm Orlando Bloom!
- Who? Orlando: Orlando Bloom!
- Russel Brand, scene one take eight.
Ring, ring ring ring. Toot.
If I drive for you, you get your money, that's a guarantee. Tell me where we start where we're going, and where we're going afterwards.
- Russel, can you do it quieter? It's more of a quiet character.
Russel: Yeah. (Russel whispers the same lines) Why don't I know where I'm going if I'm driving?
- Ryan Gosling.
(silence)
- You got the part! Amazing.