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- Ace Ventura? Drive?

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(Paper rustling)


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- Not much talking going on in a motor film.

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Ace: Right! Drive!

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- Adam Sandler auditioning for 'Drive'.

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I.. I give you five minutes. When that...
Anything happens in that five minutes and it's yours.

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I don't know how to drive.

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I w on't sit while you're running it down.
I don't carry a gun. I drive.

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So he never gets to shag?

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So I steal a car, even though I have my own car,
and then I drive a car in a movie?

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I have this money. It's a lot of it.
I could run with it, or I could give it to you.

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I really don't want to fight, but if I have to,
I know that I can defend myself.

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I don't sit while you're running it down.
I don't carry a gun. I drive. You understand?

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- Can we start from the top, Ben?
I didn't understand a word you just said.

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Okay, okay.
(unintelligible)

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- Still, I'm having trouble making out what you're saying.

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Ah, yeah.
(Even worse mouth sounds from Ben) I drive.

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Are these all the lines I have?

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- Right, well, he's a quiet character.
Colin: A quiet character?

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- Show us more of your personality.
Colin: Personality?
- Yeah.

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(Colin making car sounds)

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It's bad luck if you go underneath.

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I DON'T carry a gun! I DRIVE!
(Fluttering)

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How you doin'?

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(silence)

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Hey, I know when you're lying,
and you're lying.

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- Mark, can you sound more menacing?
You sound too friendly.
Mark: Yeah.

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Hey! I know you're lying, so tell me the truth.

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If you don't call your boss up,
I'm gonna smash you're teeth in,
just like I did your finger.

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- Who are you again?
Orlando: I'm Orlando Bloom!

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- Who?
Orlando: Orlando Bloom!

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- Russel Brand, scene one take eight.

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Ring, ring ring ring. Toot.

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If I drive for you, you get your money, that's a guarantee.
Tell me where we start where we're going,
and where we're going afterwards.

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- Russel, can you do it quieter?
It's more of a quiet character.

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Russel: Yeah.
(Russel whispers the same lines)
Why don't I know where I'm going if I'm driving?

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- Ryan Gosling.

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(silence)

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- You got the part! Amazing.