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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.71,0:00:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not a scientist,\Nbut I do have a theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.84,0:00:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe that the longer\Nyou've been single
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the more boring your job is,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.01,0:00:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the higher the likelihood is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.89,0:00:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you'll fall in love with someone\Nthat you see at work every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.31,0:00:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.14,0:00:32.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like whether it's a work colleague
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.29,0:00:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a customer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.09,0:00:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or, in my case, the delivery man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.88,0:00:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.30,0:00:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eight years ago, I was working\Nat a travel agency at Curtin University,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.74,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and when I first got the job, I thought,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is going to be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.65,0:00:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heaps of cheap flights,\Nheaps of awesome adventures."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.51,0:00:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't like that at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.61,0:00:56.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ended up - most of my days\Nwould consist of just data entry
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.91,0:01:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and booking flights for 18-year-olds\Nto go off on their gap adventures,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which, really, are just going\Nacross the other side of the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.64,0:01:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and embarrassing us\Nby calling, "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie,"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.31,0:01:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then vomiting all over themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.25,0:01:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.81,0:01:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what they were doing, to be real.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.32,0:01:14.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was kind of open\Nto new opportunities,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.91,0:01:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there wasn't a lot that was happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.07,0:01:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except the delivery man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.59,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, the only problem was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that he wasn't the delivery man\Nfor our business;
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.92,0:01:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he was the delivery man\Nfor the business next door, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So my whole relationship with him
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.24,0:01:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consisted of him walking past\Nour big shopfront window
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.84,0:01:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and waving at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.20,0:01:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.30,0:01:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I would wave back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.36,0:01:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And time would stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.49,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.12,0:01:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were so in love with each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.46,0:01:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes he would wave on the way past
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.69,0:01:51.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then again on the way back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.89,0:01:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.90,0:01:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.17,0:01:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was my Hawaiian Island, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.23,0:02:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a sea full of booking\Nthese Contiki tours.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.20,0:02:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was the only single girl\Nin the office at the time -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.55,0:02:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an office full of girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.05,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And which basically just meant
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.70,0:02:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that conversation revolved around me\Nand my lack of sex life, right,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.52,0:02:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and what I tried to get up to weekends\Nand fail at miserably,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.42,0:02:18.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how I could no longer be single,\Nhow they were going to help me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.42,0:02:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So every time this delivery man\Nwould walk past and wave at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.39,0:02:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they would shriek and scream\Nand get so excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.19,0:02:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They'd be like, "Oh my God, Andrea.\NHe's so in love with you."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.44,0:02:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should totes go out there\Nand make a move on him."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.35,0:02:33.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I wanted to go out there\Nand make a move on him,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.39,0:02:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I didn't have the guts,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.60,0:02:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and, to be honest, I thought\Nthat he was way, way out of my league
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.27,0:02:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he was really, really hot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.92,0:02:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I normally go for fat, nerdy guys\Nbecause they're easier to catch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.20,0:02:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.04,0:02:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are: they have weak knees\Nand they tire easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.87,0:02:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.02,0:02:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this guy was so incredibly hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.47,0:02:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I was even surprised
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.75,0:03:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because good-looking people\Naren't normally that friendly,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.46,0:03:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he was waving at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.67,0:03:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he was, you know,\Nlike, tall and broad shouldered
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.22,0:03:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and chiseled jaw and tight little butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.47,0:03:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like really down-to-earth looking,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.37,0:03:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the kind of guy that could easily\Ncrack open a tinnie with my dad,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.22,0:03:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who's like a true-blue\Nkangaroo Aussie farmer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.40,0:03:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, that kind of guy - no worries.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.68,0:03:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was also pretty gutless,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.90,0:03:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but also at the same time,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.22,0:03:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was kind of enjoying
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.73,0:03:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this little wave romance\Nthat we had going on, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.62,0:03:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it was really simple\Nand innocent and beautiful
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.82,0:03:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uncomplicated.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.90,0:03:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like that moment\Nlike when you're in high school
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.48,0:03:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and go on a date the first time,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.04,0:03:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you're sitting next to the boy,\Nyour knees or pinkies touch -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.16,0:03:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was like electric.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.29,0:03:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I thought,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.30,0:03:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This is the beautiful beginning
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.52,0:03:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the great love story\Nthat I'm going to have in my life."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.47,0:03:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's, you know, the start of a movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.23,0:03:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of those stories
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.95,0:04:00.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that will get passed down\Nthrough the family
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.03,0:04:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from generation to generation:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.78,0:04:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Did you hear how Nana and Pop\Ngot together? It was hilarious."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.50,0:04:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like I had my Nan's funeral,\Nwhich happened that year.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.78,0:04:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember at her wake,\Nwe were all sitting around,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.28,0:04:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everyone,\Nall their friends and family,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.93,0:04:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we were all telling stories about her,\Nbeautiful stories about her life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.96,0:04:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I thought,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.35,0:04:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wow, like, in the end,\Nthat's all we really are, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.08,0:04:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just stories."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.26,0:04:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stories are what our lives are made up of.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.100,0:04:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stories - how we remember people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.80,0:04:38.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And stories make us feel\Na little less alone in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.46,0:04:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But a story isn't a story\Nunless something happens, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.60,0:04:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after 18 months
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.50,0:04:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.70,0:04:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of this wave routine,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.24,0:04:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was getting a bit antsy,\Nand something had to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.03,0:04:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.30,0:04:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it was going to have to be\Nsomething that I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.79,0:04:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I decided to do something quite big.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.18,0:05:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I decided to quit my job.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.93,0:05:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not because I had another job to go to,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.80,0:05:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but because I would be forced\Nto finally make a move on this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.10,0:05:11.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'd been crushing on\Nfor the last 18 months.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.41,0:05:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm good with deadlines,\Nso I had to do it before my last day.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.11,0:05:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I told the girls at work,\Nand they were so excited -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.21,0:05:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not about the quitting bit
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.47,0:05:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but about this thing\NI was going to do to this guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.87,0:05:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they gave me suggestions\Nabout how to pick him up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.40,0:05:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, "Just totally\Ngo out there, and go like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.56,0:05:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Ah, nice package, mate.'"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.01,0:05:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.83,0:05:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Leave the comedy to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.63,0:05:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.66,0:05:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I also, you know, I wanted to stick\Nwith this like nonverbal communication
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.54,0:05:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we'd already developed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.01,0:05:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't want to go in there full force.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.25,0:05:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also - I was going through this stage\Nwhere I was really addicted to Bob Dylan,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.29,0:05:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I loved his music video\N"Subterranean Homesick Blues,"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.48,0:05:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where he shows the lyrics to his songs
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.74,0:05:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with these cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.18,0:05:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I thought,\N"That's what I'm going to do."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.28,0:05:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'm going to do -\NI'm going to write love notes on cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.71,0:06:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm going to stalk him\Nin the shopfront window
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.11,0:06:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he walks past on my last day.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.69,0:06:06.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So creative.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.34,0:06:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.01,0:06:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So on my second-to-last day,\NI go home, past the shops,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.63,0:06:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I buy these colored cards,\Nand I take them home,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.07,0:06:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I write on them with big black texta,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.59,0:06:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I see my handwriting\Nis really messy,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.78,0:06:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I get my housemate to do it,\Na graphic designer,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.17,0:06:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because for some reason,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.33,0:06:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think when the delivery man\Nsees my messy handwriting,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.100,0:06:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he'll be like, "No deal."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.89,0:06:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.56,0:06:29.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And so I take them\Nto work with me on my last day,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.89,0:06:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I show the girls,\Nand they're well impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.97,0:06:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They can't believe the effort\NI've put in, actually,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.42,0:06:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I say, "Like, I wouldn't do\Nanything less for the love of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.73,0:06:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, ladies."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.57,0:06:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're working away that morning;\NI'm typing at my computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.66,0:06:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone walking past the shopfront -\Nwe're all like giddy with excitement.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.12,0:06:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're looking up at them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.88,0:06:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And 11:30 passes - that's the time\Nhe normally comes in.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.67,0:06:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I start to get a bit nervous;
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.07,0:06:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I start freaking out because I'm like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.04,0:06:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't want to have to come in\Non Monday and do this unpaid."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.100,0:07:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.87,0:07:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, 11:45 comes to pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.46,0:07:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He still hasn't come.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.54,0:07:09.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,12:00, the shop starts to get busy\Nwith students booking flights.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.66,0:07:11.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My work colleagues are like,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.15,0:07:13.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stick around;\Nthere's about to be a show."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.17,0:07:16.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there's this like audience\Nthat's developing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.07,0:07:18.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,12:30 comes along,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.27,0:07:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I start to really kind of give up,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.16,0:07:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I get up to go out the back\Nto grab my lunch,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.64,0:07:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and as I stand up, I see him\Nwalk straight past the window.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.00,0:07:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Shaz, my colleague,\Nstarts panicking, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.24,0:07:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh my God, you missed him.\NAndrea, you missed him."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.73,0:07:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like, "Calm down, Sharon.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.16,0:07:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to get him on the way back past.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.12,0:07:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That way he could whisk me away\Ninto his van romantically
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.82,0:07:39.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after he'd done all his jobs."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.46,0:07:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That doesn't sound right, does it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.07,0:07:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Whisk me away romantically in a van?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.53,0:07:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.29,0:07:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I started to gather up my cards,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.14,0:07:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I told my boss to crank up the radio,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.16,0:07:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, so that it was like\Nthe Ruckus dead fiddle or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.47,0:07:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.52,0:07:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I see him walk out\Nof the shop next door.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.52,0:08:03.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I position myself near the window,\Nand I just go for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.10,0:08:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music: "Kiss" by Prince)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.77,0:08:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hey mister stop]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.44,0:08:08.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Today is my last day]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.96,0:08:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[No more waving ever again]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.50,0:08:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Will you miss me?]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.12,0:08:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[How much?]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.80,0:08:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.54,0:08:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wow! That's loads!]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.09,0:08:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.84,0:08:28.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Do you like ... ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.68,0:08:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Beer?]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.52,0:08:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wow! Me too!]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.64,0:08:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[It's like we have so much in common!]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.93,0:08:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Beer]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.38,0:08:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[And waving]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.38,0:08:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Waving]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.86,0:08:52.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[and beer]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.70,0:08:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[I was wondering ... ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.00,0:09:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Do you have a girlfriend?]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.41,0:09:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Wife?]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.96,0:09:08.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Boyfriend?]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.43,0:09:09.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.97,0:09:13.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Me either!!!]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.28,0:09:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Do you like the look of these?]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.60,0:09:19.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.82,0:09:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Great! Me too]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Well then, you might need this ...]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[040810626]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.12,0:09:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cheers and applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.87,0:09:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.17,0:09:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.36,0:09:49.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you guys appreciate it\Nbecause he didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.100,0:09:51.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.63,0:09:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He didn't even get to see\Nhalf the cards, right,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.16,0:09:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I got to the card\Nthat said, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.38,0:10:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he had a girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.93,0:10:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Audience) Awww.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.18,0:10:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I didn't have a plan B.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.08,0:10:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know what to do;\NI was so embarrassed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.25,0:10:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And everyone that had been cheering me on\Nthroughout the whole routine
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.56,0:10:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was suddenly just looking\Nat their computers, working away.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.40,0:10:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.74,0:10:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was so embarrassed and shocked\Nthat I just put my head behind the card,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.63,0:10:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I wanted the floor\Nto open up and just engulf me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.50,0:10:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, you know, science -\Nthat doesn't happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.41,0:10:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I tried to get it to happen
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.98,0:10:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by putting my head against the window\Nand just sliding down the glass.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.23,0:10:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.35,0:10:39.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was squatting on the ground,\Nlooking up at him, just thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.36,0:10:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Just walk away, mate. Just walk away."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.64,0:10:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he didn't,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.65,0:10:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Shaz goes, "He's coming in.\NHe's coming in."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.95,0:10:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he came in;\NI'm standing there red faced.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.07,0:10:49.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like, "It's your last day, isn't it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.11,0:10:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm like, "Yeah, mate."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.47,0:10:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he gives me a hug,\Nwhich feels really nice, right,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.51,0:10:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but not that nice,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.53,0:10:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's like just one\Nof those horrible sympathy hugs,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.30,0:11:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, "You'll be all right, mate.\NYou'll be all right."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.96,0:11:01.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.97,0:11:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I work away that afternoon,\Nall embarrassed,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.48,0:11:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the girls are saying, "You all right?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.05,0:11:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm like, "Yeah. I'm totally fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.86,0:11:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do that all the time."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.44,0:11:12.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.48,0:11:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try to pick up guys with cards, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.82,0:11:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.88,0:11:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get home, and I kind of have\Na little bit of a cry, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.61,0:11:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm thinking to myself,\N"Who does that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.70,0:11:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, how'd I think\Nthat I could get away with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.15,0:11:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like life just doesn't happen like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.90,0:11:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.81,0:11:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But," I think, "stuff it."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.56,0:11:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At least I brought\Na little bit of joy into his life,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.86,0:11:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now he's got a story
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.33,0:11:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where someone made\Na grand, romantic gesture to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.30,0:11:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if he's ever feeling\Na little bit unloved
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.11,0:11:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or unhappy or just mediocre,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.46,0:11:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then when he thinks of that,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.54,0:11:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it might bring a smile to his face
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.20,0:11:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make him feel a little bit\Nless alone in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.53,0:12:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't always choose the stories\Nthat we have in our lives,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.08,0:12:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if we take a risk
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.74,0:12:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we show that we're human\Nand vulnerable,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.11,0:12:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then that's where the best stories lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.99,0:12:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cheers.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.16,0:12:17.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)